View Full Version : another question for the fathers out there...
blizz
11-13-2007, 11:03 PM
fess up....how much did you gain when your wife was pregnant? i'll go first...i'm at about 15lbs 6 months into it.
thispego
11-13-2007, 11:06 PM
double you tee eff
Kandy is Dandy
11-13-2007, 11:06 PM
Fat slob.
Last Comic Standing
11-13-2007, 11:10 PM
I wonder what the Biological father of your wife's baby gained!
blizz
11-13-2007, 11:12 PM
I wonder what the Biological father of your wife's baby gained!
:lol
Mixability
11-14-2007, 11:03 AM
why the hell are you gaining weight? If it's about her not wanting to eat alone, is it that hard for you to order the salad when she gets the cheeseburger?
leemajors
11-14-2007, 11:49 AM
my wife only gained 30 lbs when she was pregnant, i didn't gain anything.
2centsworth
11-14-2007, 11:52 AM
i gained 20 and have yet to lose it.
MrChug
11-14-2007, 01:15 PM
I gained about 15 but got so sick of myself by the six month mark I'm as thin as I've been in about 10 years.
I'm with Lee, I didn't gain a damn thing after I slipped one past the goalie (actually scored twice, but I was forced to retire).
MavTalker
11-14-2007, 01:52 PM
Tpark must have allot of girls impregnated! :lol
Sorry Tpark I had to get my fat joke in there somehow. I think Blizz is on to something....
Dads-to-be pile on the pounds too
* 11:05 01 February 2006
* NewScientist.com news service
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn8661.html
Lady Marmalade
11-14-2007, 02:08 PM
HAHA
he better not use my getting fat as an excuse... actually i want to gain as little as possible
Ballcox
11-14-2007, 02:41 PM
I'd say about 15-20lbs during my wife's pregnancy.
You want to know what's even more fucked up? I had several incidents of 'morning sickness' as well. I'd be driving along or at home and then bam! Off to the bathroom to throw up. It only happended maybe 4-5 times, but man that really messed with my head.
leemajors
11-14-2007, 05:03 PM
I'd say about 15-20lbs during my wife's pregnancy.
You want to know what's even more fucked up? I had several incidents of 'morning sickness' as well. I'd be driving along or at home and then bam! Off to the bathroom to throw up. It only happended maybe 4-5 times, but man that really messed with my head.
did you lactate? it happens!
Lance
11-14-2007, 05:27 PM
did you lactate? it happens!
every time the Spurs play the Mavs! :lol
Sapphire
11-14-2007, 05:58 PM
I'd say about 15-20lbs during my wife's pregnancy.
You want to know what's even more fucked up? I had several incidents of 'morning sickness' as well. I'd be driving along or at home and then bam! Off to the bathroom to throw up. It only happended maybe 4-5 times, but man that really messed with my head.
Now if you could just swallow a bowling ball and shit it out whole, you'd have some idea of how the rest of her 9 months went. :lol
**that's really sweet, by the way--you must really love her
marini martini
11-14-2007, 06:04 PM
^^^Gawd that's some funny shit :toast
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