"Green Out" at Mavs-Spurs tonight

[Shank]

Thursday, November 15, 2007, 7 PM at American Airlines Center!

Thursday will officially be Mavs and Texas National Guard “Green Out” night as the club takes on intrastate rival San Antonio.

Similar to last season’s Dirk for MVP campaign, the Mavs and Texas National Guard will distribute 20,000 green t-shirts to all of the fans as they enter American Airlines Center. Everyone in attendance is asked to put on the shirt as they enter the building to show support for our troops and the Mavs.

Prior to tipoff, the Texas National Guard will have a rock climbing wall out on the AT&T Plaza and will also provide the Color Guard during the National Anthem.
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So, the Mavs finally get on-board with the whole "_____ Out" thing. I'm cool with that because it looks amazing when done properly (see: Golden State). My main worry is all the douchebags in the lower bowl won't participate because the t-shirt might cover up their $200 Izod. I'd be interested in seeing how it's pulled off.

[monosylab1k]

I'd be interested in seeing how it's pulled off.
Last year's Gray-Out with the Dirk MVP shirt failed miserably. But I don't think people realized what was supposed to be going on.

It would be great if it worked, but there's too many Dallas douches that sit in the lower level. The only ppl that get a pass are all the hot-ass MILFs that invade every Mav game. Dallas has got to be the MILF-iest place on earth.

[stretch]

Last year's Gray-Out with the Dirk MVP shirt failed miserably. But I don't think people realized what was supposed to be going on.

It would be great if it worked, but there's too many Dallas douches that sit in the lower level. The only ppl that get a pass are all the hot-ass MILFs that invade every Mav game. Dallas has got to be the MILF-iest place on earth.
Damn right.

Lol I have 3 MILFs at work in my department alone... and I'm in Downtown Dallas...

[Findog]

MILF does a body good.

[Shank]

The 'talent' at the games is phenomenal, that's for certain. But it bugs me to no end that they take up the best seats and couldn't tell you 2 players on the team if you spotted them Dirk.

Chris Arnold may have to spell it out about 50 times for people to get the picture.

Put the stupid shirt on, watch basketball, drink beer and yell. Not that hard, people. Turn off the cell phone and stop getting up every 3 minutes.

[Shank]

Is the new avatar not panning out?

[monosylab1k]

Damn right.

Lol I have 3 MILFs at work in my department alone... and I'm in Downtown Dallas...
Go to the Original Pancake House in Frisco on a Saturday morning....dear God that place is MILF central. It's a bit of a chubby killer that they bring their annoying ass kids, but there's suprisingly few husbands that show up.

[stretch]

Go to the Original Pancake House in Frisco on a Saturday morning....dear God that place is MILF central. It's a bit of a chubby killer that they bring their annoying ass kids, but there's suprisingly few husbands that show up.
:lol

Sounds great.

[monosylab1k]

Is the new avatar not panning out?
Actually I laugh every time I've seen it. I'm surprised all the Spurs fans with "TonyParkerRulez!!1!" as their s/n aren't bitching at you about it.

[Findog]

Last year's Gray-Out with the Dirk MVP shirt failed miserably. But I don't think people realized what was supposed to be going on.

It would be great if it worked, but there's too many Dallas douches that sit in the lower level. The only ppl that get a pass are all the hot-ass MILFs that invade every Mav game. Dallas has got to be the MILF-iest place on earth.

Last year I got nosebleed seats for the game against Cleveland. I noticed in the first half there were quite a few empty seats in the lower bowl so at halftime we snuck down to the lowerbowl and made ourselves at home. Those fuckers just passively sit on their hands like they're watching the CBS Evening News. And if you get up and yell or cheer they look at you like you have leprosy.

[stretch]

Is the new avatar not panning out?
It's quite strange, but amusing.

[Shank]

I have a hard time discerning high school girls from the 21+ crowd.

That may be bad.

[Findog]

The 'talent' at the games is phenomenal, that's for certain. But it bugs me to no end that they take up the best seats and couldn't tell you 2 players on the team if you spotted them Dirk.

Chris Arnold may have to spell it out about 50 times for people to get the picture.

Put the stupid shirt on, watch basketball, drink beer and yell. Not that hard, people. Turn off the cell phone and stop getting up every 3 minutes.

At least the 14 yr old girls in pink Josh Howard jerseys demonstrate enthusiasm. They yell like they're at a fuckin' Hannah Montana concert. Not sure they know the difference.

[monosylab1k]

Put the stupid shirt on, watch basketball, drink beer and yell. Not that hard, people. Turn off the cell phone and stop getting up every 3 minutes.
The lower level is incredible. I was at the Sacramento game and managed to score LL seats and my & my brother were by far the loudest guys in our section. I almost felt uncomfortable cheering down there. It was like all the rich assholes would look at me cheering and then turn to their hot ass MILF wife and say "looks like somebody won free tickets"

[monosylab1k]

LL at the AAC is a great view, but it's about 100x more fun in the nosebleeds.

[Findog]

Go to the Original Pancake House in Frisco on a Saturday morning....dear God that place is MILF central. It's a bit of a chubby killer that they bring their annoying ass kids, but there's suprisingly few husbands that show up.

I live in FTW. If I wanted to pick up some cougars or MILFs, where would I go in Dallas to do that? One of my buddies lives in the mid-cities and prefers Dallas to anything West of 360. Belmont Hotel Bar? Hotel Bar of the fancy hotels?

The cougars here in FTW all have that "beat to shit" look.

[stretch]

Last year I got nosebleed seats for the game against Cleveland. I noticed in the first half there were quite a few empty seats in the lower bowl so at halftime we snuck down to the lowerbowl and made ourselves at home. Those fuckers just passively sit on their hands like they're watching the CBS Evening News. And if you get up and yell or cheer they look at you like you have leprosy.
Yea, I prefer sitting in nosebleeds any day, unless its the playoffs. In the playoffs, they get pretty loud too, but nosebleed people are fun as fuck. My favorite spot is at the very top, because the wall makes a ton of noise if you bang on it, and if you get a few people to bang it with you, then eventually the entire crowd starts doing it. Me and my brother did that at the Mavs vs. Suns game 6 in 2005... unfortunately we lost, but it was loud as fuck. We were also at the Mavs/Warriors game 5 this past year, and people started doing it, but the crowd was so ridiculously loud, we could barely hear it. That was by far the loudest game I've ever been to. Our section also got the crowd to start chanting "Bull-Shit!" after bad calls, like GS fans did.

[Shank]

I'm proud to be quite adept at multitasking. I can watch the game and still scout for boobs the entire time. I'm at every game with a group of friends and we still find time to catch every play and applaud every hot piece that walks by. AMERICA!

[Findog]

Yea, I prefer sitting in nosebleeds any day, unless its the playoffs. In the playoffs, they get pretty loud too, but nosebleed people are fun as fuck. My favorite spot is at the very top, because the wall makes a ton of noise if you bang on it, and if you get a few people to bang it with you, then eventually the entire crowd starts doing it. Me and my brother did that at the Mavs vs. Suns game 6 in 2005... unfortunately we lost, but it was loud as fuck. We were also at the Mavs/Warriors game 5 this past year, and people started doing it, but the crowd was so ridiculously loud, we could barely hear it. That was by far the loudest game I've ever been to. Our section also got the crowd to start chanting "Bull-Shit!" after bad calls, like GS fans did.

I agree with mono, you can't beat the views from the lower bowl, you can practically hear what the players are saying. And it's true you get a better fan in the nosebleeds, people are friendlier and will strike up a convo with you, whereas the Highland Park crowd just wants to chat on their cellphones. Or as Rhyner calls it, "the cocaine and boobjob crowd."

Also, it's hard not to get a stiffy from all the MILF viewing.

[monosylab1k]

I live in FTW. If I wanted to pick up some cougars or MILFs, where would I go in Dallas to do that? One of my buddies lives in the mid-cities and prefers Dallas to anything West of 360. Belmont Hotel Bar? Hotel Bar of the fancy hotels?

The cougars here in FTW all have that "beat to shit" look.
Dallas is so full of MILF's that you won't have to look too hard. Any of the fancy bars/clubs with 20 dollar margaritas will do. I saw a shitload of MILF's at Glass Cactus in Grapevine, but I only went there once.

[Findog]

Dallas is so full of MILF's that you won't have to look too hard. Any of the fancy bars/clubs with 20 dollar margaritas will do. I saw a shitload of MILF's at Glass Cactus in Grapevine, but I only went there once.

I just see MILFS and cougars as the best of both worlds. They've taken care of their bodies unlike most women their age, and they certainly know how to fuck over most younger women that have various hangups or issues.

[Shank]

I doubt any of us make enough money to attract a Dallas MILF/Cougar.

[Findog]

I doubt any of us make enough money to attract a Dallas MILF/Cougar.

I doubt any of us have the potbellies and difficulty in getting erections that plague their husbands.

[stretch]

I doubt any of us have the potbellies and difficulty in getting erections that plague their husbands.
:lol

[monosylab1k]

I doubt any of us have the potbellies and difficulty in getting erections that plague their husbands.
Is there any greater score than bagging the newly divorced MILF trying to re-live her 20's?

[Shank]

I also don't own one of those douchebag Bluetooth earpieces that stays on ALL day even when not taking calls.

There's a guy that sits in the lower bowl, about 8 rows up from the floor in section 112 or something. Biggest douche you'll ever see. When he comes with his friends, they're dubbed "Captain Douche and the Douchey Crew". He recently dyed his hair platinum, he's got the tight t-shirts, he's about 5'5", 50 necklaces, 10-degree hat tilt...all the prerequisites. But he's dating Jordan from the Mavs Dancers. Travesty.

Warriors lost.

[Findog]

Is there any greater score than bagging the newly divorced MILF trying to re-live her 20's?

It's got to be up there with bagging that hot chick from high school who wouldn't give you the time of day, but you reconnect with them through myspace and you're now successful and they're not. You've heard of the revenge game in basketball, like the Mavs beating the Warriors last week? That would be a revenge fuck.

[Findog]

Warriors lost.

May they go 0-82 and Don Nelson develops cirrhosis.

[stretch]

I also don't own one of those douchebag Bluetooth earpieces that stays on ALL day even when not taking calls.

There's a guy that sits in the lower bowl, about 8 rows up from the floor in section 112 or something. Biggest douche you'll ever see. When he comes with his friends, they're dubbed "Captain Douche and the Douchey Crew". He recently dyed his hair platinum, he's got the tight t-shirts, he's about 5'5", 50 necklaces, 10-degree hat tilt...all the prerequisites. But he's dating Jordan from the Mavs Dancers. Travesty.

Warriors lost.
Wow... what a douche...

I wonder if its possible to get lower level people to do strange chants like we got the upper level crowd to do? The best was when we got a bunch of the sections also chanting "YOU SUCK" when Davis was shooting free throws. I think I'm going to try that next time. I'm going to go to some Bobcats game, and sit right behind the goal, and every time Morrison shoots freethrows, I'm going to chant that, and see what the other people around me do.

[monosylab1k]

I also don't own one of those douchebag Bluetooth earpieces that stays on ALL day even when not taking calls.

There's a guy that sits in the lower bowl, about 8 rows up from the floor in section 112 or something. Biggest douche you'll ever see. When he comes with his friends, they're dubbed "Captain Douche and the Douchey Crew". He recently dyed his hair platinum, he's got the tight t-shirts, he's about 5'5", 50 necklaces, 10-degree hat tilt...all the prerequisites. But he's dating Jordan from the Mavs Dancers. Travesty.

Warriors lost.
Not sure if you'd know this (or any other Mavs fan), but is it true that alot of Mavs Dancers live at Austin Ranch? I got a friend that lives there and he swears to me that the hot tub there is filled with Mavs Dancers/Cowboys Cheerleaders on Friday and Saturday nights. I think he's full of shit because I've made the 30 minute drive there for the sole purpose of being shut down & rejected by them (but leaving with decent tug-job material), and I have yet to see them there.

[Findog]

The best was when we got a bunch of the sections also chanting "YOU SUCK" when Davis was shooting free throws.

How about "Teri Hatcher is past her prime, Boom Dizzle!"

http://larrybrownsports.com/2007/08/09/baron-davis-teri-hatcher-lovely/

[Shank]

The Dancers are obviously hot, but they're also the dumbest and most dull people you'll ever meet. They're all materialistic, only care about dating millionaires and haven't cracked open a book or read the news in 15 years.

But yeah - great tits and fartboxes, though.

[monosylab1k]

:lol this thread went way off-topic but I suppose it's a foregone conclusion that the green-out will fail. Points for trying, but Dallas isn't the place to make people where T-shirts at high-toned sporting events.

[stretch]

The Dancers are obviously hot, but they're also the dumbest and most dull people you'll ever meet. They're all materialistic, only care about dating millionaires and haven't cracked open a book or read the news in 15 years.

But yeah - great tits and fartboxes, though.
I knew one of the dancers. It was a black chick, her name was Chelsie Trail. I don't know if she still does it, but I know she used to. I haven't talked to her in a while, but she was fine as hell.

[Findog]

The Dancers are obviously hot, but they're also the dumbest and most dull people you'll ever meet. They're all materialistic, only care about dating millionaires and haven't cracked open a book or read the news in 15 years.

But yeah - great tits and fartboxes, though.

That sounds pretty typical.

[Findog]

lol this thread went way off-topic

Not a problem for me, is it a problem for you? :lol

[ATRAIN]

Is there any greater score than bagging the newly divorced MILF trying to re-live her 20's?


Not at all

[pking]

The Dancers are obviously hot, but they're also the dumbest and most dull people you'll ever meet. They're all materialistic, only care about dating millionaires and haven't cracked open a book or read the news in 15 years.

But yeah - great tits and fartboxes, though.


I'm not a feminist so this whole conversation does not offend me -- I think it's pretty funny. But can I just say I friggen hate the word tits? Ew.

[Shank]

Funbags.

[ATRAIN]

I'm not a feminist so this whole conversation does not offend me -- I think it's pretty funny. But can I just say I friggen hate the word tits? Ew.


I love the word TITS!!

[Findog]

I enjoy referring to a woman's vagina as a catbag.

[monosylab1k]

I enjoy referring to a woman's vagina as a catbag.
meat glove or meat parentheses is my favorite.

[Shank]

Cunt.

[Findog]

Cunt.

Shank FTW.

[pking]

Assholes. :lol Nah, really...just the word tits. It's just...ehh. I dunno.

[stretch]

I like Cum Dumpster.

[Findog]

I like Cum Dumpster.

Is stretch gonna have to choke a bitch? Or failing that, superman a ho?

[ATRAIN]

Assholes. :lol Nah, really...just the word tits. It's just...ehh. I dunno.


Its a great word, I think saying boobs sound too much like a 12 year old saying it. TITS is a great manly word.

[stretch]

Is stretch gonna have to choke a bitch? Or failing that, superman a ho?
"watch me yuuuule..."


stupidest fucking song ever...

[Findog]

"watch me yuuuule..."


stupidest fucking song ever...

The thing about supermanning a ho is that if you're upset about not getting any that night, you better be okay with not getting any ever again from your chick after you pull a stunt like that.

[Shank]

That song give me the douche chills (the tingly feeling you get from seeing/hearing something so damn retarded that it actually effects your well-being).

I get the same feeling from hearing Barefoot Contessa's nostrils whistle throughout he show.

Yes, I watch Barefoot Contessa.

[J.T.]

The one game I went to at the AAC was a pretty good experience except for some racist comments said to my friend by some Mavs fans, but I liked the arena and I think everyone needs to go to a road game against a big rival at least once, it's a good experience.

Tits are awesome and sometimes it's like I'm 14 all over again and can't look a woman in the eyes because I'm distracted by her chest.

[Shank]

Tits are awesome and sometimes it's like I'm 14 all over again and can't look a woman in the eyes because I'm distracted by her chest.

Welcome to the club.

[dirk4mvp]

what is a cougar? I am young and always willing to learn more :hungry:

[dirk4mvp]

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[Walter Craparita]

Support Our Troops....Go see The Redacted....and bring your green shirt! :stirpot:

[angel_luv]

I'm sure someone has already made the obvious Green with envy joke...

[Findog]

I'm sure someone has already made the obvious Green with envy joke...

OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD I WISHEZ PEJA WAS A SPUR!!!!!!!!

[monosylab1k]

it's officially a failure. that crowd is motherfucking pathetic.

[Findog]

it's officially a failure. that crowd is motherfucking pathetic.


I don't care about the early start time. It's a ghost town in the lower bowl.

[da_suns_fan__]

Diop has impressed me the most so far in this game.

He really bothers Duncan.

On that coast to coast drive by Harris, he owes it all to Diop from preventing Duncan from getting that offensive rebound.

[Findog]

Diop has impressed me the most so far in this game.

He really bothers Duncan.

On that coast to coast drive by Harris, he owes it all to Diop from preventing Duncan from getting that offensive rebound.

I just wish he could play 30+ minutes a game on a consistent basis.

[kingsfan]

That was lame as hell. If they're going to have a green out, the players should wear green too. Mavs are pathetic.

[Findog]

The Spurs went right at Ager on defense, funneling the ball to his man and running him off curls. That jumper Manu hit on the weak side is thanks to a down pick by Bruce on the baseline. They did that a couple times.

Ager doesn't impress me much.

[dirk4mvp]

This is kinda sad. The lower level isn't as full as you'd expect for a rival game.

[DOMINATOR]

This is kinda sad. The lower level isn't as full as you'd expect for a rival game.
relax every team has them... the corporate crowd.

[monosylab1k]

The Spurs went right at Ager on defense, funneling the ball to his man and running him off curls. That jumper Manu hit on the weak side is thanks to a down pick by Bruce on the baseline. They did that a couple times.

Ager doesn't impress me much.
You seem to be down on Ager just for the sake of it. I thought Ager played pretty decent, considering this is the first real shot he's ever been given.

[Findog]

You seem to be down on Ager just for the sake of it. I thought Ager played pretty decent, considering this is the first real shot he's ever been given.

He hustled and didn't jack up shots out of the flow of the offense, I'll give him that.

[monosylab1k]

what is a cougar? I am young and always willing to learn more :hungry:
i didn't even see this until now.

a cougar is a great female specimen. it's the hot ass older woman in her late 30's-40's-possibly 50's who is trying to relive her younger days and fuck guys half her age.

[Findog]

Can you tame the Cougar?

[dirk4mvp]

Can you tame the Cougar?


I would like to take my chances on taming the cougar.

[E20]

There were a lot of empty seats during teh game.

[Shank]

Yes, there were.

I've been to almost every home game for the last 5 years and I can say that that was the WORST crowd I've ever seen.

[monosylab1k]

Yes, there were.

I've been to almost every home game for the last 5 years and I can say that that was the WORST crowd I've ever seen.
How the fuck did this happen? This was the fucking SPURS and a free t-shirt night to boot.

I'm still really pissed off at the shitty fan support I saw tonight. I was gonna get tickets but I figured "Mavs-Spurs is gonna be expensive as shit, I'll save my money to get a few playoff tickets instead".

God Damn that was fucking pathetic.

[ATRAIN]

i didn't even see this until now.

a cougar is a great female specimen. it's the hot ass older woman in her late 30's-40's-possibly 50's who is trying to relive her younger days and fuck guys half her age.


Cougars are the best!! When I was 23 I had a cougar that wanted me(at work). It was funny cause her oldest son was 21, so I was like damn I could bone her and then go play ps2.

[Reggie Miller]

Cougars are the best!! When I was 23 I had a cougar that wanted me(at work). It was funny cause her oldest son was 21, so I was like damn I could bone her and then go play ps2.

Honestly, the whole Cougar/Lolita angle has always tempted me... 40 year old mother, 20 year old daughter.... It's almost worth the risk of winding up on COPS.

[Findog]

How the fuck did this happen? This was the fucking SPURS and a free t-shirt night to boot.

I'm still really pissed off at the shitty fan support I saw tonight. I was gonna get tickets but I figured "Mavs-Spurs is gonna be expensive as shit, I'll save my money to get a few playoff tickets instead".

God Damn that was fucking pathetic.

I wish there was some way to make some of the lower-bowl seats off limits to season ticket holders and available on game days for walk up sales at nosebleed prices. That way you could get some of the rowdies in there.

[monosylab1k]

I wish there was some way to make some of the lower-bowl seats off limits to season ticket holders and available on game days for walk up sales at nosebleed prices. That way you could get some of the rowdies in there.
I wonder if Cuban realized how pathetic that crowd looked. He had to have, there's really no other way to see it. Hopefully he does something about it.

[Shank]

I went to see Kanye at Reunion last Friday night and was thinking how badass it would be to have one game over there, for old time's sake.

The AAC just isn't the best venue for watching basketball. Everyone is too far away from the action and the open space eats up most of the sound.

[Findog]

I went to see Kanye at Reunion last Friday night and was thinking how badass it would be to have one game over there, for old time's sake.


If we ever run into the Warriors in the playoffs again, that's where the games should be.

[leemajors]

it's really too bad no NBA team features brown in their color scheme, a brown out would be awesome.

[Shank]

Fuschia Out.

[monosylab1k]

If we ever run into the Warriors in the playoffs again, that's where the games should be.
In one of Magic Johnson's biographies, he said that Reunion Arena was one of the loudest opposing team arenas he played in, if not THE loudest.

I was kinda surprised to read that, I was too young for the Mavs 80's heyday and didn't move to Dallas until they were horrible, so my memories of Reunion were watching them get waxed by Utah with about 3000 other people who almost seemed like they'd rather be getting a root canal than watching the game.

I did get to go to a few games in their last year at Reunion when the team was decent, and I at least saw the potential that Reunion Arena had.

[Findog]

In one of Magic Johnson's biographies, he said that Reunion Arena was one of the loudest opposing team arenas he played in, if not THE loudest.

I was kinda surprised to read that, I was too young for the Mavs 80's heyday and didn't move to Dallas until they were horrible, so my memories of Reunion were watching them get waxed by Utah with about 3000 other people who almost seemed like they'd rather be getting a root canal than watching the game.

I did get to go to a few games in their last year at Reunion when the team was decent, and I at least saw the potential that Reunion Arena had.

I never saw a playoff game there obviously, but one of the first games I did see was against the Rainbow Nuggets during the Doug Moe/Alex English era. Much better atmosphere, and the fans didn't need to be prompted by Humble Billy.

[Shank]

Sadly, Humble kept the crowd in it last night. I'd hate to see what it would be like if he wasn't there to remind them there was a game going on.

[Humble Billy Hayes]

Sadly, Humble kept the crowd in it last night. I'd hate to see what it would be like if he wasn't there to remind them there was a game going on.
It's just what I do. Pump up the crowd, keep the noise going, and lead the Mavericks to victory! If I wasn't around this would be one mess of a franchise.



















































less Chris Arnold.

[Humble Billy Hayes]

btw sometimes it's nice being Billy Hayes. Ocasionally women will press their naked boobs up against a window and shout "Oh, Billy!"

[Findog]

btw sometimes it's nice being Billy Hayes. Ocasionally women will press their naked boobs up against a window and shout "Oh, Billy!"

Puttin' them titties on the glass for ya is but one perk of being Humble Billy Hayes.

[Humble Billy Hayes]

Midnight Express should be the official movie of the Dallas Mavericks. It's the story of Billy Hayes, starring Brad Davis.

I suggested we play clips of it during timeouts, but management gave me some bullcrap about the AAC being a "family enviroment" and that the clips weren't appropriate.

[Reggie Miller]

Midnight Express should be the official movie of the Dallas Mavericks. It's the story of Billy Hayes, starring Brad Davis.

I suggested we play clips of it during timeouts, but management gave me some bullcrap about the AAC being a "family enviroment" and that the clips weren't appropriate.

Isn't that the movie about doing life in a Turkish prison?

[SAtown]

The "green out" looked kinda weird on TV considering the Mavs and the court are blue now.

[pking]

I like the AAC as a basketball venue. (I've seen a few concerts there and one was good and one wasn't. When I was on the floor for an Incubus show a few years ago, it sounded good. Plus the band was good. When I was in the uppers for the chili peppers in January, the sound kinda sucked and the band was not good.)

I'm not a big fan of Reunion.