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1369
11-15-2007, 11:28 AM
Handing out boobs to those who ask, evidently. (http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/hayek%20thanks%20god%20for%20big%20chest_1050015)

And, I must say, he/she outdid him/herself...

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee244/bglove25/hayek-salma-photo-salma-hayek-62059.jpg

/Bunk's gonna need new sheets..

ATRAIN
11-15-2007, 11:29 AM
Damn She Got Bigger!!!!

fraga
11-15-2007, 11:35 AM
Well didn't she just have a kid...so those would be post pregnancy boobs...hopefully they stay that way...

1369
11-15-2007, 11:36 AM
The above pic is pre-preggers.

fraga
11-15-2007, 11:43 AM
Oh Sweet Jesus...

peewee's lovechild
11-15-2007, 11:44 AM
God is good.

Praise god.

Whatever this god is, the one that grants boobs, is the kind of god I can jive with.

Twisted_Dawg
11-15-2007, 03:57 PM
If you want to see those girls in their full au natural splendor....go rent a flick called Ask the Dusk she was in with Colin Ferrell. A weird flick she was nasty in.
And I think those are real.

Taco
11-15-2007, 04:03 PM
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee244/bglove25/hayek-salma-photo-salma-hayek-62059.jpg



:hungry:


hummana hummana hummana

fraga
11-15-2007, 04:13 PM
Well of course they are real...they've been real...ever since Desperado...they've been big and fluffy and bubbly and squishy and real....

boutons_
11-15-2007, 04:14 PM
If you're a Salma fan, you absolutely must see her dance in From Dusk to Dawn (it was on Wed night). She's even better from the waiste down, plus she knows how to move beter than 1/2 the NBA! :lol

to21
11-15-2007, 04:16 PM
I bet they feel like bags of sand.

1369
11-15-2007, 04:24 PM
I bet they feel like bags of sand.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/270916539_5a9c0691ef.jpg

CuckingFunt
11-15-2007, 05:28 PM
If you're a Salma fan, you absolutely must see her dance in From Dusk to Dawn (it was on Wed night). She's even better from the waiste down, plus she knows how to move beter than 1/2 the NBA! :lolhttp://img223.imageshack.us/img223/6392/salmamd5.gif

CuckingFunt
11-15-2007, 05:36 PM
Even better. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtd3iTnNL8o)

peewee's lovechild
11-15-2007, 05:44 PM
Even better. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtd3iTnNL8o)

The band in the background is Del Castillo.

They used to make frequent stops in the Valley.

I wish they would've brought Salma with them.

CuckingFunt
11-15-2007, 05:47 PM
The band in the background is Del Castillo.

They used to make frequent stops in the Valley.

I wish they would've brought Salma with them.The band in the back is Tito & Tarantula. They're from LA.

The lead singer, Tito Larriva, used to be in a punk band called The Plugz.

peewee's lovechild
11-15-2007, 05:49 PM
Even better. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtd3iTnNL8o)

1. I'll take Tequila shots like that any fucking day of the week.

2. I've always been disappointed that we didn't get full frontal on that one.

peewee's lovechild
11-15-2007, 05:50 PM
The band in the back is Tito & Tarantula. They're from LA.

The lead singer, Tito Larriva, used to be in a punk band called The Plugz.

No way!!

Really??

When Del Castillo would tour, everyone got all hot about the fact that they were on that movie.

I guess they were all wrong.

CuckingFunt
11-15-2007, 05:52 PM
No way!!

Really??

When Del Castillo would tour, everyone got all hot about the fact that they were on that movie.

I guess they were all wrong.Tito Larriva is also in Desperado, and Tito & Tarantula contribute to the score. He's friends with Rodriguez.

Awesome band, for the record.

Viva Las Espuelas
11-15-2007, 05:53 PM
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee244/bglove25/hayek-salma-photo-salma-hayek-62059.jpg
i just wanna bite'em and leave marks.

peewee's lovechild
11-15-2007, 05:54 PM
i just wanna bite'em and leave marks.

I want to cut them off and bronze them so I can keep them as trophies.

CuckingFunt
11-15-2007, 05:56 PM
I want to cut them off and bronze them so I can keep them as trophies.Bronzing them would take away all of their fun softness.

CuckingFunt
11-15-2007, 05:56 PM
Not to mention the fact I also am quite fond of what else they're attached to.

peewee's lovechild
11-15-2007, 06:00 PM
Bronzing them would take away all of their fun softness.

Yeah, but I could engrave:

The PeeWee
1rst Place
11/15/07

peewee's lovechild
11-15-2007, 06:00 PM
Not to mention the fact I also am quite fond of what else they're attached to.

Fuck that, I would bronze all of Salma . . . except for the hair.

ShoogarBear
11-15-2007, 06:00 PM
You guys are despicable. Objectifying a woman in such a fashion.

ShoogarBear
11-15-2007, 06:01 PM
I order you to stop looking at those pictures.

peewee's lovechild
11-15-2007, 06:04 PM
You guys are despicable. Objectifying a woman in such a fashion.

You're despicable, because your homosexual orientation won't let you objectify this woman.

CuckingFunt
11-15-2007, 06:04 PM
You guys are despicable. Objectifying a woman in such a fashion.You're right, Shoog. I'm sorry.










http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/5121/salma21xs5.jpg

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/3830/salma15kz5.jpg

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/8628/salma06br9.jpg

peewee's lovechild
11-15-2007, 06:05 PM
You're right, Shoog. I'm sorry.
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/5121/salma21xs5.jpg

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/3830/salma15kz5.jpg

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/8628/salma06br9.jpg


Mmmmmmm, mmmmmmm, mmmmmm . . . .

The amount of fun I could have with this chick!!!

ShoogarBear
11-15-2007, 06:14 PM
I wish I could be a rich French asshole businessman, too. :cuss


Hokey smokes. Wikipedia scored a pic I hadn't seen before:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/Salma01.jpg

22 Year Old Virgin
11-15-2007, 06:25 PM
I bet they feel like bags of sand.


:flipoff

Light Grenades
11-15-2007, 09:44 PM
god damn François-Henri Pinault