If I wanted to leave the Mavs and root for the Spurs.....

[Mavs08]

If I wanted to leave the Mavs and root for the Spurs
could you give me 100 reasons why I made the right choice?
Thanks!

:wakeup

[jman3000]

because you're already a spurs fan?

[jman3000]

because you're already a spurs fan?
:wakeup

[MaNuMaNiAc]

because you sold out once, so doing it again can't hurt that much

[grindmouse]

Since the Dallas Mavericks just waxed the San Antonio Spurs ass this month on National TV and will win the 2008 NBA Championship I really can't think of any legit reason you would want to do such foolish thing! Why would you want to be at Champs on the river of Hepatitis C paying 4.50 for hot ass beer while watching the Dallas Mavs win Game 4 of the 2008 NBA Finals when you could be cheering like me?


And from the replies I have read in this forum I would think everyone here agrees with me since they have not given any really legit reason themselves!

[T Park.]

Reason #100

We have Eva!

:)

[Zombie Terri Schiavo]

#99
you wouldn't die of choking!

[XMas TRoLL]

#98
You will witness your first back 2 back!

[mouse]

#97
You will have an * on your grave,

[TampaDude]

#96 - 1999
#95 - 2003
#94 - 2005
#93 - 2007

[ROFL]

#96 - 1999
#95 - 2003
#94 - 2005
#93 - 2007



:lmao

[Supreme_Being]

#92 You will begin to understand the word 'class'.

[ca®lo]

91. Because of MavsFans like this.



Since the Dallas Mavericks just waxed the San Antonio Spurs ass this month on National TV and will win the 2008 NBA Championship I really can't think of any legit reason you would want to do such foolish thing! Why would you want to be at Champs on the river of Hepatitis C paying 4.50 for hot ass beer while watching the Dallas Mavs win Game 4 of the 2008 NBA Finals when you could be cheering like me?


And from the replies I have read in this forum I would think everyone here agrees with me since they have not given any really legit reason themselves!

[Mulchie]

#90 you would be Band wagon Spurs fan Number 998909987........

[=RTM=]

91. Because of MavsFans life this.




Do the Math!

[Re-Animator]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/Spurs/Eva.gif

[Fabbs]

#89 Leave those rumors involving Dirk, Hasslehoff and a rodent behind.

[urunobili]

# 88 Every continent you go with your Spurs Jersey... you get free drinks in bars

[Supreme_Being]

#87 Proudly wearing a Spurs jersey automatically gives you the right to bitch slap any random chick you see.

[Texas_Ranger]

86. Because nobody likes losers.

[jmard5]

Since the Dallas Mavericks just waxed the San Antonio Spurs ass this month on National TV and will win the 2008 NBA Championship I really can't think of any legit reason you would want to do such foolish thing! Why would you want to be at Champs on the river of Hepatitis C paying 4.50 for hot ass beer while watching the Dallas Mavs win Game 4 of the 2008 NBA Finals when you could be cheering like me?


And from the replies I have read in this forum I would think everyone here agrees with me since they have not given any really legit reason themselves!

85. It is because comments such as these why you need to be a Spurs fan convert. You need not daydream at all and fantasize a championship in November.

[TwelveGs210]

Since the Dallas Mavericks just waxed the San Antonio Spurs ass this month on National TV and will win the 2008 NBA Championship I really can't think of any legit reason you would want to do such foolish thing! Why would you want to be at Champs on the river of Hepatitis C paying 4.50 for hot ass beer while watching the Dallas Mavs win Game 4 of the 2008 NBA Finals when you could be cheering like me?


And from the replies I have read in this forum I would think everyone here agrees with me since they have not given any really legit reason themselves!

Legit reason = Because the Spurs are originally from Dallas, and most real fans follow their team in the case of relocation ( i.e Oilers-titans )

And as for the hepatitis comment, Mark cuban must have spit or blead in the river cuz that fool looked pretty damn sick the other day on that national broadcast.. looked all pale and malnourished, maybe he's strung out on coke now? But enjoy the win guy, because Mavs fans seem to care more about REGULAR season wins than PLAYOFF wins.. you should be ashamed of your team after your chokefest last year..and the one in miami the year before..

Dont worry though, spurs fans can sympathize with you, back in the pre-duncan days when we would have the best record in the league, win the conference or the division at least, have our star player win the MVP for the season, only to recieve a textbook beating in the PLAYOFFS by a better, more seasoned team ( Rockets, Jazz, Blazers ). Winning it all takes heart, and Dirks was exposed last year when he LAID DOWN for the warriors.. better hope the mafia is betting on the mavs this year man..

[Russ]

If I wanted to leave the Mavs and root for the Spurs
could you give me 100 reasons why I made the right choice?
Thanks!

:wakeup
It's a false choice. You can't choose who you root for, it chooses you. You only disclosed you're not really a Mavs fan in asking the question (as King Solomon could no doubt prove).

[MB20]

84. You won´t lose to an 8th seed in the first round of the playoffs after 67 regular season wins.
83. Your best player won´t be the regular season MVP, but he will carry you to the Championship.

[twincam]

82. Because we are "THE" San Antonio Spurs!

"Envied by others, hated by all" - That is my personal motto.

[ArgSpursFan.]

81:coze you'd root for the original ones,not the fake version copied by A.J. :king

[birdy219]

80. You won't have to see a caveman dribbling a basketball. UGH!!!!!!!!! :p:

[Budkin]

only reason you need.... mouse.

[Walter Craparita]

#96 - 1999
#95 - 2003
#94 - 2005
#93 - 2007


And because only in S.A. could we retire the guys jersey that is going to coach the team that will knock us out of the playoffs. Nice guys indeed.

[ShoogarBear]

Because then you could go troll the Mav boards?

[duncan228]

The only reason I need to be a Spurs fan:

Tim Duncan

[Rummpd]

77. No Lame Owner.

[Strike]

76. So you don't have to look at Avery Johnson's 94.666667 foot wide open mouth when he talks.

[Findog]

If I wanted to leave the Mavs and root for the Spurs
could you give me 100 reasons why I made the right choice?
Thanks!

:wakeup

Because that would make you a front-running douche?

[ManuAddicted]

75. Because nobody will call you NoRingzki

[Supreme_Being]

I think you're better off as a Mavs fan.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lol

[lefty]

If I wanted to leave the Mavs and root for the Spurs
could you give me 100 reasons why I made the right choice?
Thanks!

:wakeup

1. You'll look normal

2. You won't be embarassed by Mark Cuban for the rest of your life (which could be shortened if you remain a Mavs fan, because of all those chokings and subsequent heart attacks)

3. You don't know how winning a championship feels like

4. Spurs regularly beat the Heat

5. Your new team will not fall in the same category as the Yankees

6. Your new team will not be humiliated on TNT

7. Spurs regularly destroy the Warriors

8. Your new team will not use the lame " we met the wrong team, otherwise we would have won the championship" excuse

9. You could bed Eva Longoria; But you don't want to do Cuban...

10. You can make fun of Cuban every single year

11. At the American Airlines Center, you see Steve Nash destroying your defense; at the AT&T Center, you can see him flying to the scorer's table; it's like Cirque Du Soleil, so basically, you get what you pay for.

12. You wouldn't be asking this stupid question...

[JP le Requin]

75. Because nobody will call you NoRingzki


or NoDickski :elephant


ok, i get out lol :downspin:

[timmy21_4rings]

13. You can see Barry kissing David Stern again and again and again.
14. You can see where NBA owners normally sit and how they behave.
15. You can routinely participate in river walk championship parade instead of planning for one (remember Cuban arranged for it with Dallas city officials) and then canceling it later.

[Kriz-Maxima]

A person doesnt need to ask people for reasons to become a fan, he just watches the game, falls in love and becomes a fan.

[Vingianx]

because Tim Duncan is the Sun and everyone else revolves around him

[Dave McNulla]

16 (or 74, i don't know which). you can stop obsessing with the spurs
17 (or 73). the spurs fan forums are better, better and more fans, and the software was written in this decade.

[timmy21_4rings]

18. Once you become a Spurs fan u will become a wise man/woman and you will be preaching to another innocent (trying to be nice here) guy..

[Man of Steel]

Spurs fans = the movie "Superman"

Mavs fans = the movie "Brokeback Mountain"

[Djour Djilios]

1. You'll look normal

2. You won't be embarassed by Mark Cuban for the rest of your life (which could be shortened if you remain a Mavs fan, because of all those chokings and subsequent heart attacks)

3. You don't know how winning a championship feels like

4. Spurs regularly beat the Heat

5. Your new team will not fall in the same category as the Yankees

6. Your new team will not be humiliated on TNT

7. Spurs regularly destroy the Warriors

8. Your new team will not use the lame " we met the wrong team, otherwise we would have won the championship" excuse

9. You could bed Eva Longoria; But you don't want to do Cuban...

10. You can make fun of Cuban every single year

11. At the American Airlines Center, you see Steve Nash destroying your defense; at the AT&T Center, you can see him flying to the scorer's table; it's like Cirque Du Soleil, so basically, you get what you pay for.

12. You wouldn't be asking this stupid question...

:tu

[ancestron]

#72

The Spurs don't have Jerry Stackhouse

[howbouthemspurs]

#71........ Mavs hate retarded people and throw old dying ladies at puppies!

[Demo Dick Marcinko]

mav's fans almost to a man seem to be affected with Napoleonic complex and/or penis envy.

#9 They want to know what it's like to cheer for a winner.
#8 Tired of ending the season in a whimper.
#7 Tired of being the only BB team in Texas to never have won a championship.
#6 They hope that the rest of the nation will no longer think of the mavs as a team of chokers and losers.
#5 They want to know what it's like to have heart.
#4 The regular season championship has suddenly lost it's luster.
#3 They want a championship parade.
#2 They dream of comparing their NBA championship trophy with other one hit wonders like the Rochester and the city of Syracuse.
#1 They aspire to know what it's like to have the lobster instead of settling for crab, but alas they know they can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

[bigfundamental21]

[B]71. Tim Duncan
70. Manu Ginobili
69. Tony Parker
68. Bruce Bowen

[Sec24Row7]

#67 In Dallas the Head coach leaves to coach another team and the assistant takes over... In San Antonio the Assistant coaches leave to coach other teams and the head coach stays the same.

#66 Avery doesn't appear in commercials in San Antonio anymore. "Can you buy fresh Okra at yo bank?"

#65 Our Foreign players don't choke

#64 When talking on a message board about how good your team is, the 47 people agreeing with you won't all be mouse.

[ducks]

you should be shot in the balls if you leave the mavs

can not handle the choke jobs against gs I see
YOU ARE A LOSER

[hsxvvd]

63. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEi-Wm0OFII&feature=related

[phxspurfan]

63. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEi-Wm0OFII&feature=related


the one from Keon clark was magical...

62. Your Spurs gear will be worth a lot of money someday. I got the Ginobili Argentina jersey just before they won the gold medal, and the price went up after that.

[lefty]

47. We have the real MVP

[bigfundamental21]

Do you really need 100 reasons? I can think of 4 good ones!

NBA CHAMPIONS 1999, 2003, 2005, 2007.

Enough said.

[remingtonbo2001]

21. Because I said so!

[Lance]

Do you really need 100 reasons? I can think of 4 good ones!

NBA CHAMPIONS 1999, 2003, 2005, 2007.

Enough said.

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:flipoff

[lebomb]

Dallas and the Mavericks SUCK and the Spurs dont


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[Dude]

Wait till the next time the Mavs spank the Spurs by 15 points before you abandon ship!