Countdown to SpursTalk's 2 millionth post [Archive]

foot doctor

11-23-2007, 02:48 PM

In a year like this, I can see it now----

"And the 2 millionth post has been broken ladies and gentleman, one for the records......ugh wait a minute.....this just in .....we have breaking news....allegedly the person who broke the record has been called in by federal investigators about possible steroid use....we could have an astericks here folks!" :lol

Mr.Bottomtooth

11-23-2007, 02:50 PM

romain.star

11-23-2007, 02:50 PM

here is a 1/2000000000 contribution

Kriz-Maxima

11-23-2007, 02:51 PM

I didnt know they were steroids, i thought they were vitamins. I swear!

AnotherArgie

11-23-2007, 02:51 PM

vbookie coming!

The 2.000.000th post will be:

Scola related (1/1)
Not Scola related (1000000/1)

Mr.Bottomtooth

11-23-2007, 02:54 PM

That would be kinda gay if a Scola homer or one of Fast Dunk's trolls took the 2M post. Or a n00b.

Mr.Bottomtooth

11-23-2007, 02:56 PM

Who holds the millionth post?

whottt

11-23-2007, 02:56 PM

Also nearing 80,000 threads.

And ten thousand posters :tu

1000 of which aren't mouse and or Marcus Bryant :tu

yeahone

11-23-2007, 04:11 PM

one more closer to the landmark

ShoogarBear

11-23-2007, 04:28 PM

Two million posts, but only 26,683 worth a damn.

vander

11-23-2007, 04:31 PM

And ten thousand posters :tu

1000 of which aren't mouse and or Marcus Bryant :tu

I hear so much about this "mouse" but never see posts by him, did he retire?

dallaskd

11-23-2007, 04:38 PM

I hear so much about this "mouse" but never see posts by him, did he retire?

haha.

ducks

11-23-2007, 04:55 PM

I bet post will be who is better tp or manu

Vingianx

11-23-2007, 04:57 PM

Ginobiliiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Shaolin-Style

11-23-2007, 04:58 PM

very cool, can't believe it, 2 million posts...

dallaskd

11-23-2007, 05:03 PM

i hope number 2 million comes in the mma forum. lol

yeahone

11-23-2007, 05:05 PM

96 more

Melmart1

11-23-2007, 05:06 PM

E20 is in the troll forum posting like 10 posts a minute just counting down to 2,000,000. Something tells me he is going to get it that way. :rolleyes

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!!

dallaskd

11-23-2007, 05:07 PM

E20 is in the troll forum posting like 10 posts a minute just counting down to 2,000,000. Something tells me he is going to get it that way. :rolleyes

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!!

I was wondering why it was going so fast.

Mr.Bottomtooth

11-23-2007, 05:08 PM

We're within 50!

dallaskd

11-23-2007, 05:09 PM

44 more.

Melmart1

11-23-2007, 05:09 PM

I was wondering why it was going so fast.
Yeah, me too. That's why I went to take a look, I figured someone was purposely trying to achieve it, which is stupid. But then again, we are talking about E20 here.

Mr.Bottomtooth

11-23-2007, 05:11 PM

We're done.

dallaskd

11-23-2007, 05:12 PM

who got it? i hope it was a post contributing to the forum if such thing exsisted.

E20

11-23-2007, 05:13 PM

Got the 2 millionth post
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2080295&posted=1#post2080295

DoubtingThomas

11-23-2007, 05:13 PM

Did I win?

SpursTalk.com - Forums Statistics
Threads: 78,250, Posts: 2,000,000, Members: 9,895
Welcome to our newest member, m33p0

yeahone

11-23-2007, 05:13 PM

congrats SpursTalk on your 2 Millionth Post

Mr.Bottomtooth

11-23-2007, 05:14 PM

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb192/Mr_Bottomtooth/2mil.jpg

Mr.Bottomtooth

11-23-2007, 05:14 PM

Slomo said he can find out who really got the 2M post.

yeahone

11-23-2007, 05:14 PM

we got more post that a a certain spurs Message board they got 1,233,391

dallaskd

11-23-2007, 05:15 PM

Got the 2 millionth post
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2080295&posted=1#post2080295

:donkey

You try to hard.

Melmart1

11-23-2007, 05:16 PM

Got the 2 millionth post
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2080295&posted=1#post2080295
How do you know that is the 2 millionth? I hope you are wrong. You don't deserve it after your shennanigans.

E20

11-23-2007, 05:16 PM

Today, we are gathered to mark the end of one chapter in our lives and the beginning of a new one. Happily, we are finally after four years of posting we can say that I am the best. It seemed only yesterday when I first set foot on the ST grounds and as we look back and reflect on past events, we recall the countless times we were challenged and have succeeded; threatened and have survived; stumbled and have risen. There were times when we thought this day would never come, but here we are now, gathered for a bittersweet celebration of congratulations and hating. I kindly accept this award of getting the 2 millionth post. Thank you and good night.

dallaskd

11-23-2007, 05:17 PM

How do you know that is the 2 millionth? I hope you are wrong. You don't deserve it after your shennanigans.

If it wasnt, then that would be a stab into his pride.

E20

11-23-2007, 05:19 PM

duncan228

11-23-2007, 05:32 PM

Nothing personal E20 but...
It seems like a letdown now.
I think it would have been more fun if it happened in the course of regular posting.

Melmart1

11-23-2007, 05:36 PM

In all honesty I wouldn't really care if I got the 2 mill post or not. I just wanted to see if I could piss anybody off.
And it didn't work.

Well actually, I irked Melmart1 and probably Whottt. I think got some people's panties in a bunch too.
I just don't understand why you would sabotage a milestone that can't be repeated to try to 'piss people off.' That is beyond lame. You fancy yourself a pot-stirrer but you are really just a punk.

I don't care who got the post, I just don't think it was cool for you to post over 100x in the span of like 5-10 minutes in order to get it.

E20

11-23-2007, 05:37 PM

All's well that end's well.

Well I'm done for posting today.

You fancy yourself a pot-stirrer but you are really just a punk.
FYI, I wasn't trying to stirr the point or consider myself a pot stirrer. I've probably never stirred nothing here. I just wanted to see a quality post like you just made above mine. LMAO WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :cry

:santahat Happy Holidays

TheSanityAnnex

11-23-2007, 05:39 PM

I just don't understand why you would sabotage a milestone that can't be repeated to try to 'piss people off.' That is beyond lame. You fancy yourself a pot-stirrer but you are really just a punk.

I don't care who got the post, I just don't think it was cool for you to post over 100x in the span of like 5-10 minutes in order to get it.Good god. Just shut the fuck up already.

Melmart1

11-23-2007, 05:40 PM

Good god. Just shut the fuck up already.
Just scroll past my posts already or put me on ignore. I don't give a fuck if you don't like my posts.

TheSanityAnnex

11-23-2007, 05:43 PM

You whining about how a post count is reached makes you sound like a two year old.

ShoogarBear

11-23-2007, 05:47 PM

Well, at least the march to 3M is off on the right foot.

Slomo

11-23-2007, 05:48 PM

OK here it goes.

This forum is a program that dynamically creates web pages for you and me to read. Basically what it means is that what you are watching right now is unique in the sense that it has been created out of the data from a database containing all the posts and threads and in accordance to the settings in your control panel and some other variables (ie whether you are reading this for the first time or not).

So every post that is made is stored in the database and has a unique serial number that started with 1 when the first post on this forum was posted. There is a slight problem though: When a post is deleted the post count is adjusted but the serial number is not, so while the post count just reached 2 millions the serial number for the posts has past that number a while ago.

In order to figure out who the 2 millions poster is I went into the database and figured out how many posts have been deleted since the beginning of SpursTalk.com. This number is: 80284

So whoever has created post number 2080284 is in fact the poster that posted ST's 2 millions' post.

May I have the envelope please...

The 2 millions post of Spurstalk.com is: http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2080284 !!!

Slomo

11-23-2007, 05:48 PM

Congratulations CuckingFunt!!!

ShoogarBear

11-23-2007, 05:49 PM

Congratulations CuckingFunt!!!
You must be joking.

polandprzem

11-23-2007, 05:50 PM

well slomo I think you cheered him up

:spin

samikeyp

11-23-2007, 05:51 PM

I kindly accept this award of getting the 2 millionth post.

Congratulations CuckingFunt!!!

:lol

:tu

ShoogarBear

11-23-2007, 05:53 PM

In order to figure out who the 2 millions poster is I went into the database and figured out how many posts have been deleted since the beginning of SpursTalk.com. This number is: 80284

Is that how many awmyplace and REDLION had?

MannyIsGod

11-23-2007, 05:54 PM

:lmao Lesbianism wins the day.

Hot.

marini martini

11-23-2007, 05:55 PM

Congratulations CuckingFunt!!!

Gasp :dramaquee

Speech, Speech :clap :clap :clap

Slomo

11-23-2007, 05:56 PM

Is that how many awmyplace and REDLION had?Those are posts that have been deleted for some reason. If a user has been deleted it doesn't influence the post count - their posts are still here and counted.

If that's what you were asking.

Melmart1

11-23-2007, 05:57 PM

A sexually-suggestive post. Somehow, this seems fitting.

samikeyp

11-23-2007, 05:57 PM

I noticed how quickly E20 disappeared.

TheSanityAnnex

11-23-2007, 05:59 PM

Melmart went from http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smicry.gif to http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smielephant.gif in 1.5 seconds.

E20

11-23-2007, 06:00 PM

I noticed how quickly E20 disappeared.
Actually Mike:

In all honesty I wouldn't really care if I got the 2 mill post or not. I just wanted to see if I could piss anybody off.

And:

All's well that end's well.

Well I'm done with posting today.

Well, I got post number: 1,999,999 and post number: 2,000,001. That's all that really matters. :tu :smokin :fro
Post number 1,999,999 & 2,000,00, >> Post 2,000,000

DoubtingThomas

11-23-2007, 06:01 PM

:lmao Lesbianism wins the day.

Hot.

Isn't she a he?

samikeyp

11-23-2007, 06:02 PM

When I posted that you were not in the thread or on the forum...so I was correct.

samikeyp

11-23-2007, 06:02 PM

Isn't she a he?

No...she be a she.

Melmart1

11-23-2007, 06:03 PM

Melmart went from http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smicry.gif to http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smielephant.gif in 1.5 seconds.
Who sounds like a 2-yr old? YOU are the one who can't seem to let it go, and the original argument had nothing to do with you.

Slomo

11-23-2007, 06:04 PM

A sexually-suggestive post. Somehow, this seems fitting.:lol

That was my first reaction too.

Anyway I'm glad it was a "normal" post not just one made specially for the 2M landmark.

DoubtingThomas

11-23-2007, 06:05 PM

No...she be a she.

I have my doubts.

samikeyp

11-23-2007, 06:06 PM

I doubt you have doubts.

Mr.Bottomtooth

11-23-2007, 06:43 PM

Congrats CF.

whottt

11-23-2007, 07:05 PM

Nice job Slomo :tu.

It's awesome that E20 Bonds didn't get it...

E20, it didn't make me mad...but it would have cheapened the milestone.

Luckily, you are such a loser that you couldn't do it even when on an insane spamming binge :tu

whottt

11-23-2007, 07:07 PM

I think kori was suggesting the 2 millionth poster gets a spur or something like that.

E20

11-23-2007, 07:10 PM

is slomo telling the truth.......

DoubtingThomas....what you think?
I doubt it.

whottt

11-23-2007, 07:16 PM

I doubt it.

Check the times of the post you claimed was the 2 millionth and the time of Funt's...both 4:11

Differnce is? You were in a countdown and jumped from 5,4,3 to the 2 millionth post, that in istelf is revelatory of what transpired...

It's funny that Funt owned you and he/she wasn't even paying attention to it...

marini martini

11-23-2007, 07:18 PM

Check the times of the post you claimed was the 2 millionth and the time of Funt's...both 4:11

Differnce is? You were in a countdown and jumped from 5,4,3 to the 2 millionth post, that in istelf is revelatory of what transpired...

It's funny that Funt owned you and he/she wasn't even paying attention to it...

:toast

E20

11-23-2007, 07:20 PM

Whottt seriously thinks I was trying to capture the title of the 2 millionth poster and thought that my last post of "I doubt it" I actually meant it. :rolleyes :lol

The award is already tainted because of the fact that all the posts leading up to it were nonsense and the 2 millionth post was a let down in itself. Also, the 2 millionth post? Think about it. It's so cliche and overused.........when has this been done before? Awarding somebody for being the person to do something the 2 millionth time? Being the person to do it 1,999,999 or even 2,000,001 is more unique than 2 mil.

whottt

11-23-2007, 07:22 PM

E20

11-23-2007, 07:24 PM

There aren't many message boards that have hit the 2 million post mark....

Now, instead of you, it'll be Funt we immortalize in song and in tales to our children, and their children ad infinitefum.

You had a shot at immortality...and you dropped the ball...Hedo.
:lol
I feel sorry for the grandchildren that have to listen to that.

But, once I inherit the forum, I'll just change the post counts so every post count is accredited to me.

whottt

11-23-2007, 07:27 PM

While the pain you feel will never entirely go away...in time it will subside....a little.

CuckingFunt

11-23-2007, 07:30 PM

:lmao Lesbianism wins the day.
Doesn't it always?

timvp

11-23-2007, 08:34 PM

Slomo is telling the truth. I was telling Kori earlier how we can figure out who got the 2M post and I came up with the same number of deleted posts.

Props to CF.

:hat

marini martini

11-23-2007, 08:37 PM

[QUOTE=timvp]Slomo is telling the truth. I was telling Kori earlier how we can figure out who got the 2M post and I came up with the same number of deleted posts.

Props to CF.

:hat[/QUOTE

So when does the funt get her spur????????

Kori Ellis

11-23-2007, 08:38 PM

Well a lot of them aren't deleted really - because the original Quattro is in a place where the posts aren't counting in that post count at the bottom.

Kori Ellis

11-23-2007, 08:38 PM

Slomo is telling the truth. I was telling Kori earlier how we can figure out who got the 2M post and I came up with the same number of deleted posts.

Props to CF.

:hat

So when does the funt get her spur????????

For what?

CuckingFunt

11-23-2007, 08:40 PM

What would I get a spur for? All I did was post the same silly bullshit I always post.

Mr.Bottomtooth

11-23-2007, 08:41 PM

Eh, she got it anyways.

CuckingFunt

11-23-2007, 08:42 PM

What would I get a spur for? All I did was post the same silly bullshit I always post.
That being said, thanks for the spur. :lol

marini martini

11-23-2007, 08:43 PM

Congratulations CuckingFunt!!!

For the 2080284 post, sillies!

Mr.Bottomtooth

11-23-2007, 08:43 PM

I'm still waiting on Slomo to find out who got the millionth.

Kori Ellis

11-23-2007, 08:45 PM

I'm still waiting on Slomo to find out who got the millionth.

KEDA

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1000000

ShoogarBear

11-23-2007, 08:48 PM

Well a lot of them aren't deleted really - because the original Quattro is in a place where the posts aren't counting in that post count at the bottom.http://www.actusa.com/images/asterisk.gif

Mr.Bottomtooth

11-23-2007, 08:48 PM

Oh.

marini martini

11-23-2007, 08:54 PM

Slomo is telling the truth. I was telling Kori earlier how we can figure out who got the 2M post and I came up with the same number of deleted posts.

Props to CF.

:hat

Way to go Funtster :toast

CuckingFunt

11-23-2007, 08:58 PM

http://www.actusa.com/images/asterisk.gif
:lol

Just me and Barry.

samikeyp

11-23-2007, 09:19 PM

:lol

jmard5

11-23-2007, 09:42 PM

I think I am too late to contribute. :lol

Mr.Bottomtooth

11-23-2007, 09:43 PM

:lol

SequSpur

11-23-2007, 09:45 PM

So what happened?

Kori Ellis

11-23-2007, 09:47 PM

So what happened?

Cucking Funt got the 2 millionth post.

SequSpur

11-23-2007, 09:49 PM

Cucking Funt got the 2 millionth post.

oh... cool... how can you tell?

Also, aren't you supposed to be at the game?

Kori Ellis

11-23-2007, 09:51 PM

oh... cool... how can you tell?

Also, aren't you supposed to be at the game?

Yeah, I'm supposed to be but we are dealing with something with our dogs.

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2080594&postcount=14

SequSpur

11-23-2007, 09:52 PM

well that sucks... hopefully you have better days ahead...

florige

11-23-2007, 10:11 PM

Congrats Funt. Now who do you want to thank???

E20

11-23-2007, 10:21 PM

Can I get a Spur too?

CuckingFunt

11-23-2007, 10:35 PM

Congrats Funt. Now who do you want to thank???
My fingers.

And my inability to pass up an opportunity for sapphic flirting.

exstatic

11-24-2007, 01:07 AM

Jeez, if Spursreport couldn't count their deleted posts, they probably gross less than The Quattro.

:lol:rollin

whottt

11-24-2007, 01:11 AM

It's pretty amazing that this board has had a million posts in about a year and a half....

I have a hard time finding any boards period with 2 million posts...much less boards pulling in a million posts every year and a half.

I knew I was good but damn.

G-Nob

11-24-2007, 01:34 AM

Ohh I hope I hit it

jman3000

11-24-2007, 01:42 AM

RuffnReadyOzStyle

11-24-2007, 01:42 AM

Kudos to CF!

Ironic that a Kings fan gets the 2,000,000th post on a Spurs board, but doesn't that just encapsulate the "all are welcome" pluralistic philosophy of ST? Indeed. :tu

:D

CuckingFunt

11-24-2007, 01:44 AM

Ironic that a Kings fan gets the 2,000,000th post on a Spurs board
We've gotta have something to celebrate this year.

:dramaquee

E20

11-24-2007, 01:46 AM

It's fucking bull fuck. I spend 10 minutes counting down from 210 and I don't get 2,000,000, but I get 1,999,999 and 2,000,001? :pctoss

Can't complain with that. :elephant

CuckingFunt

11-24-2007, 01:48 AM

Can't complain with that. :elephant
Apparently you can.

A lot.

E20

11-24-2007, 01:49 AM

Apparently you can.

A lot.
When have I complained? :drunk :elephant :dramaquee :rolleyes :santahat :reading :nope

RuffnReadyOzStyle

11-24-2007, 01:54 AM

When have I complained? :drunk :elephant :dramaquee :rolleyes :santahat :reading :nope

It's fucking bull fuck. I spend 10 minutes counting down from 210 and I don't get 2,000,000, but I get 1,999,999 and 2,000,001?

You must be drunk, junior! :lmao

E20

11-24-2007, 01:55 AM

It's fucking bull fuck. I spend 10 minutes counting down from 210 and I don't get 2,000,000, but I get 1,999,999 and 2,000,001?
I was being sarcastic my friend from the land down yonder.

Junior
FYI, I am a consenting adult, so if any hot girls wanna have sex with me just call me, because I don't have to ask my Mom anymore.

Kori Ellis

11-24-2007, 02:01 AM

it's probably been said... but it's even more impressive that it's coming from maybe a couple hundred posters. i'd say about 1000 out of the 10000 users are troll personas... and a large chunk of the rest are inactive or lurkers.

i know of some sites with members upwards of 20000 and not even a million posts.

Way less than 500 of the users are troll names. And there's thousands and thousands of active members. The 2M + posts are from a very very large number of posters, not a couple hundred.

Kori Ellis

11-24-2007, 02:03 AM

2 million posts in four years is impressive however you look at it though.

jman3000

11-24-2007, 02:05 AM

Way less than 500 of the users are troll names. And there's thousands and thousands of active members. The 2M + posts are from a very very large number of posters, not a couple hundred.

even with that said... i'd still be willing to say the majority of posts are by a few hundred posters... i realize there are thousands upon thousands of active users.... but i'd imagine their share is a smaller one.

it doesnt matter... this is still the best place for spurs related info and basketball talk. no other site comes close imo.

whottt

11-24-2007, 02:34 AM

even with that said... i'd still be willing to say the majority of posts are by a few hundred posters... i realize there are thousands upon thousands of active users.... but i'd imagine their share is a smaller one.

it doesnt matter... this is still the best place for spurs related info and basketball talk. no other site comes close imo.

I think it's more than a few hundred...people come and they go.

I'd say since the inception of SpursTalk, the most prolific posters are Kori, Marcus Bryant and Mouse, who probably all have 50K plus posts...other than that it's spread pretty evenly between a grouping of people with anywhere from 20k to 1k posts...several thousand posters.

RuffnReadyOzStyle

11-24-2007, 03:05 AM

I was being sarcastic my friend from the land down yonder.

FYI, I am a consenting adult, so if any hot girls wanna have sex with me just call me, because I don't have to ask my Mom anymore.

Your buttons are so easy to push... :lol

Slomo

11-24-2007, 03:39 AM

I think it's more than a few hundred...people come and they go.

I'd say since the inception of SpursTalk, the most prolific posters are Kori, Marcus Bryant and Mouse, who probably all have 50K plus posts...other than that it's spread pretty evenly between a grouping of people with anywhere from 20k to 1k posts...several thousand posters.Good call!

2 million posts in four years is impressive however you look at it though.Absolutely, you have created something very weird here! :)

Kori Ellis

12-23-2008, 04:55 AM

Bump.

We are approaching 3 million now, so I figured Whottt should start the countdown :)

marini martini

12-23-2008, 05:04 AM

Screw Whott!!! Dollar late, and a day short!!!!:toast

MaNuMaNiAc

12-23-2008, 05:05 AM

there's still like 50,000 left... how long do you think that will take?

Kori Ellis

12-23-2008, 05:13 AM

there's still like 50,000 left... how long do you think that will take?

20 days or so.

marini martini

12-23-2008, 05:40 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zMhSjDqvRs

Yorae

12-23-2008, 06:13 AM

Wow, are we the busiest NBA team blog or what....

Kori Ellis

01-03-2009, 07:30 AM

Though the bottom of the forum doesn't reflect it (due to hidden posts, deletions, etc), we actually hit the 3 millionth post last night:

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3000000

timvp

01-03-2009, 07:32 AM

Though the bottom of the forum doesn't reflect it (due to hidden posts, deletions, etc), we actually hit the 3 millionth post last night:

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3000000

:toast @ the content of the three-millionth post.