Choad of the week: Nov 26- Dec 3

[Nbadan]

Candidate#1...


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Let the Eagal soak



Last night, former Attorney General John Ashcroft delivered an address on national security at the University of Colorado. The event was marked by heated protests. About 20 student protesters wearing “shirts with ’shame’ written on the backs and wearing American flags over their faces, welcomed Ashcroft to the stage by standing up and turning their backs to him.”

During the speech, Ashcroft caused an uproar when he declared Guantanamo Bay was a “good place” for detainees. In addition, he defended the torture tactic of waterboarding:


Ashcroft also responded to questions from the audience. The first question came from a woman who asked if Ashcroft would be willing to be subjected to waterboarding.

“The things that I can survive, if it were necessary to do them to me, I would do,” he said.

Think Progress (http://thinkprogress.org/2007/11/28/ashcroft-waterboarded)

I see the possible makings of a really good reality-based TV show...

[Nbadan]

Candidate #2 - Richard Roberts


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God made him do it, really...


TULSA, Okla. - Richard Roberts told students at Oral Roberts University Wednesday that he did not want to resign as president of the scandal-plagued evangelical school, but he did so because God insisted.

God told him on Thanksgiving that he should resign the next day, Roberts told students in the university's chapel.

"Every ounce of my flesh said 'no'" to the idea, Roberts said, but he prayed over the decision with his wife and his father, Oral Roberts, and decided to step down.

Roberts said he wanted to "strike out" against the people who were persecuting him, and considered countersuing, but "the Lord said, 'don't do that,'" he said.

Yahoooooo (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071128/ap_on_re_us/oral_roberts_scandal)

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The Lord should have told Roberts NOT get a hair job that looks like a cheap wig, or not to buy that cheap wig!

The Lord has as special place for all these false prophets.

[Nbadan]

Candidate #3 - Scott J. Bloch


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Douche-bag extra-ordinaire

This Choad erased all his hard-drives and all the hard-drives of his deputies investigating Karl Rove because he claims he had a virus that was never found....


Outside firm performs seven-level wipe
By Dan Goodin in San Francisco
Published Saturday 1st December 2007 00:00 GMT


A US official overseeing a probe of former Bush aide Karl Rove has been called on the carpet after it was discovered he hired a private computer-help company to erase all the hard drives belonging to him and two deputies.

Special Counsel Scott J. Bloch bypassed his own agency's computer technicians and instead hired an outside firm to perform a seven-level wipe, all but guaranteeing the files could never be restored. Although the official said he contracted the work after suspecting his computer was infected by a virus, a manager with the private firm said a wipe that thorough is an unusual way to treat a malware infection. The receipt for the work performed makes no mention of a virus.

Bloch's office is investigating whether Rove and other White House officials improperly used government agencies to help re-elect Republicans running from Congressional seats. In turn, Bloch has been the subject of a White House-ordered probe into whether he improperly retaliated against whistle-blowers in his own staff and dismissed cases brought to his agency.

The Registar (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/12/01/official_purges_agency_computers/comments)