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[Samurai Jane]

Does anybody remember this cartoon movie that used to be shown on MTV I think that had a blonde girl, a "husky" girl on roller skates, and I think it was David Bowie or somebody that did the voice for the villian? Anybody remember the name of that movie?

[Samurai Jane]

Nevermind.. I found it.. thanks anyway!!

[Sportcamper]

I kind of have a question....

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[1369]

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[Taco]

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Back at you SJ ;)

[Sportcamper]

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[Yonivore]

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[Hook Dem]

"Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?" ..........................THE WINNER :lol