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peewee's lovechild
12-03-2007, 10:18 AM
Looks like she made her money "spreading them" before Paul came around. Maybe she won't looke squeeky clean anymore?


http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/0212_heather_mills_full_frontal.shtml

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MUCCA'S A PORN LIAR
By Carole Aye Maung

SLEAZY Heather Mills flaunts her private parts in a sordid snap that finally nails her lies about her porn past.
Mucca squeezed into a red lace teddy with matching stockings for a hardcore photoshoot.

She pulled down her top to expose her boobs and splayed her legs in this classic porn magazine pose.

And in another of the explicit shots — taken before she lost her leg in a 1993 road accident-she writhed knickerless on a white quilted bed, cupping her naked breasts.

Across the pages of the smutty mag, pouting Heather boasts: "I'm gonna drive you crazy with my body...". Yet just a month ago, the estranged wife of Beatles legend Sir Paul McCartney had the front to go on GMTV and rant hysterically that newspaper stories of her porn past were untrue.

Heather, 39, cried crocodile tears and said: "They eliminate the whole 20 years of my life of campaigning and put in things like ‘hardcore porn queen'." She dismissed her top shelf career as "glamour modelling".

Now we'd love to hear how the former hooker explains this snap of her as an unashamed hardcore porn queen.

Last year, Heather strenuously denied ever being involved in porn after lurid shots emerged of her posing in a German sex book. Die Freuden Der Liebe (The Joys Of Love)—shot in 1988—featured her naked, performing a sex act on a nude male porn star.

Heather tried to play down the filthy book as a "sex educational manual". But clearly there is NOTHING educational about today's sickening photo.

A source told the News of the World: "Paul has tried to give Heather the benefit of the doubt for the sake of their daughter Beatrice. Now these pictures have surfaced, it's impossible."

Meanwhile Mucca, who also blasted the press for calling her a gold-digger, is scouring glossy showbiz mags in the hunt for a rich new fella. She is seething after seeing photos in last week's News of the World of Sir Paul, 65, canoodling with Pulp Fiction star Rosanna Arquette in London.

We revealed how Macca—battling Heather in a £100million divorce war— is dating the 48-year-old actress.

A source close to Mucca said: "Heather saw pictures of Paul strolling with Rosanna and it made her stomach roll.

"Now she wants to orchestrate a similar set of pictures to get Paul back. That means picking someone who will make a good photo opportunity.

"Heather went out and bought magazines to see who's hitting the headlines and has been making a list of her favourites."

peewee's lovechild
12-03-2007, 10:21 AM
Her titties don't look all that good.

katyon6th
12-03-2007, 10:22 AM
Even though she has millions, her boobs don't look good and she has a prosthetic leg. Poor girl.

Richard Cranium
12-03-2007, 10:27 AM
Paul's always had a leg up on this gold digger.

mrsmaalox
12-03-2007, 10:29 AM
Even though she has millions, her boobs don't look good and she has a prosthetic leg. Poor girl.

I don't know, but I think everyone should look as good as her after GETTING HIT BY A CAR!!!

samikeyp
12-03-2007, 10:30 AM
Is that a stump in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


Oh...










yeah yeah, I'm going to hell, I know. :)

Extra Stout
12-03-2007, 12:13 PM
Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digga, but she ain't messin' with no Pete Best.

peewee's lovechild
12-03-2007, 12:23 PM
Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digga, but she ain't messin' with no Pete Best.

:lol :lol :lol

Maybe she'll hook up with Davy Jones next.

Ed Helicopter Jones
12-03-2007, 12:32 PM
Not sure what Paul ever saw in that. Surely he's got enough money to have done better.

peewee's lovechild
12-03-2007, 12:34 PM
Not sure what Paul ever saw in that. Surely he's got enough money to have done better.

Looks like he's banging Patricia Arqeutte now.

mrsmaalox
12-03-2007, 12:39 PM
Looks like he's banging Patricia Arqeutte now.

I thought I heard it was Rosanna

peewee's lovechild
12-03-2007, 12:44 PM
I thought I heard it was Rosanna

Shit, I may have gotten them mixed up.

Which one is the Pulp Fiction girl?

Ed Helicopter Jones
12-03-2007, 12:44 PM
I thought I heard it was Rosanna

At least she used to be hot.

peewee's lovechild
12-03-2007, 12:44 PM
Yea, Rosanna.

My bad.

mrsmaalox
12-03-2007, 12:56 PM
Rosanna is cute. I've liked her since "Desperately Seeking Susan"; I saw her in Playboy a few years back.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
12-03-2007, 01:42 PM
http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2007/01/05/gl0705_tomato1_e.jpg


4 ripe heirloom tomatoes (different varieties and colors) or beefsteak tomatoes, sliced 1/4-inch thick
Salt and freshly ground black pepper
1 pound fresh buffalo mozzarella, sliced 1/4-inch thick
Green Chile-Cilantro Oil, recipe follows
Chipotle Vinegar, recipe follows

Place a tomato slice on each of 4 plates. Season with salt and pepper. Top with a slice of cheese and repeat to make 3 layers, like a Napoleon with 3 tomato slices and 2 slices of cheese. Drizzle with the Green Chile-Cilantro Oil and Chipotle Vinegar and serve.

Green Chile-Cilantro Oil:
2 cups extra-virgin olive oil
1 poblano chile, grilled, peeled, stemmed, and coarsely chopped
1/4 cup cilantro leaves
Salt

Combine all ingredients in a blender and blend for 5 minutes.


Vinegar:
1 cup red wine vinegar
2 teaspoons chipotle pepper puree
Salt

Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth.