The Dark Knight. Batman. Caped Crusader.

[BacktoBasics]

Dear Kori and anyone else that will listen,

I'm sick and fucking tired of Batman. If we have to go though one more thread discussing wether or not his suit will have nipples I'm going to explode my chode with the force of ten thousand batarangs. I mean the grappling hook and batcuffs are kinky as hell but do we really need to discuss this in multiple threads. Don't mistake my distaste for Batman as homophobic, I fear it not and I certainly don't fear multiple thread about Christian Bale or any other chisled adonis wearing a tight rubber suit complemented by what can only be described as the Swiss Army knife of belts. It really boils down to my lack of things to do in a day, I need purpose and its pretty apparent that my job as web dictator is to patrole this forum and do what you seemingly fail to do yourself and thats bring order. Even more so, we have threads that don't get the first page face time that they deserve because we are constantly reminded that the joker is going to be dark and evil vs. charasmatic and sexy like Jack was. Make no difference that some people enjoy the updates because I have no less than 4 addition posters behind me backing my plight to consolidate this uncalled for display of attention to what is obviously the weakest Superhero this world has to offer. Without his belt what does he really have? No superhuman strengths, no ability to fly, no special vision and he can't freeze fire with his breath. Lets face it, that bitch from Dawson's Creek killed the entire movie for us, whoever heard of a dark haired Vicki Vale anyway, they didn't even call her Vicki for Christs sake, fucking Micheal Keaton just barrel rolled in his grave. I plead with you to make a change here for the better so the 4 or 5 of us can move on in life and concentrate our efforts educating people how to be profession message boarders like ourselves. Fuck these god damn enternets are pissing me off.

Sincerely,

thispego

[dickface]

:lol

[Richard Cranium]

Yet another Batman thread?

[dougp]

This is what he thinks of you:

http://www.leconcombre.com/serials/comics/img11/batman-aaargh.jpg

[thispego]

I will watch the new batman, i also will watch anything with christian bale. The movie looks cool, heath ledgers joker character sounds cool. The updates are just as educational and informative to me as they are to everyone else. Keep them coming, I'm glad there is someone obsessed enough with the movie to give us constant updates. It's just plain lazy, though, to create a new thread for every update, seriously... AM I WRONG ON THIS?? I really want to know.


sorry my job allows me to fight cancer all day and bloat chodes on here when i'm taking breaks :rolleyes

[BacktoBasics]

I will watch the new batman, i also will watch anything with christian bale. The movie looks cool, heath ledgers joker character sounds cool. The updates are just as educational and informative to me as they are to everyone else. Keep them coming, I'm glad there is someone obsessed enough with the movie to give us constant updates. It's just plain lazy, though, to create a new thread for every update, seriously... AM I WRONG ON THIS?? I really want to know.


sorry my job allows me to fight cancer all day and bloat chodes on here when i'm taking breaks :rolleyes
OMG I take it back. You're a savior.

[thispego]

thanks for seeing the light :tu

[BacktoBasics]

thanks for seeing the light :tuPart of what makes me better than most people here is my ability to adapt and change. Thanks for noticing.

[Mixability]

yeah! I can't stand batman03984012389 either.






oh wait, oh THAT batman.

[thispego]

Part of what makes me better than most people here is my ability to adapt and change. Thanks for noticing.
so that's the end of this thread, huh?

[PM5K]

Sincerely,

thispego


lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I hear the new Batman is going to have a motorcycle.

[dickface]

yeah! I can't stand batman03984012389 either.






oh wait, oh THAT batman.
lame. you should have saved that joke for Taco

[midgetonadonkey]

Shit, I should've started a new thread about it.

[JoeChalupa]

Too much hype is not a good thing.

[batman2883]

i am batman

[thispego]

:lmao

[tlongII]

Personally I feel that the best movie adaptation of a comic book is the X-Men franchise.

[tlongII]

I heard there is a new Batman movie coming out called "The Darkness of Night". I bet it will be really cool.

:nerd

[stretch]

really? I can't wait... I'm gunna tell everyone...

[stretch]

there is a new Batman movie coming out soon! I think it's called "Darkness in the Night" or something...

[MaNuMaNiAc]

:lol

[ATRAIN]

there is a new Batman movie coming out soon! I think it's called "Darkness in the Night" or something...


I think Tlong cried when he saw this preview.

http://thecia.com.au/reviews/b/images/black-sheep-poster-1.jpg

[Jimcs50]

that he is gay.....

[Jimcs50]

that he has crabs....

[Jimcs50]

that his penis is 1" long errected

[Jimcs50]

that he tried out for the Blazer Dancers but did not make the cut

[Jimcs50]

secretly buys Addidas

[Shelly]

Tlong told Jim, "I love ewe, Jim".

[Mister Sinister]

Personally I feel that the best movie adaptation of a comic book is the X-Men franchise.
I should go En Sabah Nur on you for speaking such blasphemy.

[stretch]

secretly buys Addidas
:lmao

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Victory is on Cinemax right now.

[Slydragon]

AGREE, This one is the most annoying.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=82767

[Kriz-Maxima]

Personally I feel that the best movie adaptation of a comic book is the X-Men franchise.

How dare you say that??

i felt a sudden urge to kill because of your words. As the guy above me said, that is pure blasphemy!

[thispego]

http://thingsgodtaughtme.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/mr-freeze.jpg
CHEEEEL OWWWT!!

[thispego]

http://thingsgodtaughtme.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/mr-freeze.jpg
CHEEEEL OWWWT!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I hear Heath Ledger is playing Joker.

[Fillmoe]

i heard you guys know how to kill a joke

[Barbarian]

I hear Heath Ledger is playing Joker.

Can't wait to see how he'll look as Joker. Any chance of leaked pics?

[KEDA]

Isn't Adam West a tad old for another Batman film?

[1369]

New "Batman" movie? (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0468569/)

[dickface]

supposedly there's some viral marketing campaign going on for it. this might be one of the websites http://ibelieveinharveydent.warnerbros.com/

[midgetonadonkey]

I hear Heath Ledger is playing the Joker.

[thispego]

http://thingsgodtaughtme.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/mr-freeze.jpg
CHEEEEL OWWWT!!

[leemajors]

props to arnold for getting a bj on set in the mr freeze suit.

[thispego]

props to arnold for getting a bj on set in the mr freeze suit.
http://thingsgodtaughtme.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/mr-freeze.jpg
KNEEEEL DOWWWN!!

[The New Batman Movie]

The talk is real, I will be coming out in July 2008.

[Mister Sinister]

God damn you, Jack Sparrow!

[dickface]

a heat fan? I can't support this movie anymore.

[1369]

Hey, is that Heath fellow in it?

[BacktoBasics]

I just wanted to make it clear I wasn't intending for everyone to create a bunch of threads. I was only trying to make fun of thispego and insult him in such a way that everyone stopped and laughed at his expense. Thank You.

[The New Batman Movie]

a heat fan? I can't support this movie anymore.

I'm only being released in major cities; Milwaukee is not on the list

[Troll]

I hope nobody complains about the batman trolls. :oops

[1369]

I'm only being released in major cities; Milwaukee is not on the list

Alice Cooper: Well, I'm a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers began visiting here in the late 16th century.
Pete: Hey, isn't "Milwaukee" an Indian name?
Alice Cooper: Yes, Pete, it is. In fact , it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land."

[thispego]

I just wanted to make it clear I wasn't intending for everyone to create a bunch of threads. I was only trying to make fun of thispego and insult him in such a way that everyone stopped and laughed at his expense. Thank You.
better luck next time! :lmao

[Sportcamper]

Tlong just told me...That he is really a Los Angeles Lakers fan & he reads everything Phil Jackson has ever written....

[Troll]

I'm surprised Norcal didn't start this thread.

[BacktoBasics]

better luck next time! :lmaoyeah the excessive merging and title changing ruined it for me.

[The New Batman Movie]

Nanananananananananana Na Batman! Nananananananananananana Na Batman!

[The New Batman Movie]

http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/batman-tattoo-003-small.jpg

Sweetest Tat Ever!

[JoeChalupa]

I'll be checking it out but don't want to ruin it with all the hype. It is after all just a movie.

[SpursWoman]

Part of what makes me better than most people here is my ability to adapt and change. Thanks for noticing.


:lmao :lmao :lmao

[thispego]

yeah the excessive merging and title changing ruined it for me.
so was this divine intervention? did i merge the threads with my mind?

All of the batman threads...combined in to one.... what a novel idea

[BacktoBasics]

so was this divine intervention? did i merge the threads with my mind?

All of the batman threads...combined in to one.... what a novel ideaYou have beaten me this time pego but this isn't the end

[CuckingFunt]

It changed again.

I, personally, miss the reference to the fruity looking Joker. I thought it quite apt.

[JoeChalupa]

Change is a good thing.

[BacktoBasics]

Adapt and overcome.

[thispego]

You have beaten me this time pego but this isn't the end
you are a worthy adversary :flypig

[TheSuckUp]

you are a worthy adversary :flypig

He gets the message.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm only being released in major cities; Milwaukee is not on the list

You were released everywhere.