2 Texas A&M football players face charges

[johngateswhiteley]

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3143782

...just to beat capt. shit head to the punch, i know he would salivate over this. fuck your mom capt. shit head.

this fucking sucks b/c Yemi is a freaking stud...surprising too, since most of this crap happens in Austin.

[MajorMike]

Pffft... you give atm waaaay too much credit for being a blip on my radar. If it wasn't you you being a dundering idiot and ronnie being an estrogen filled cow and dougie just... being weird, I wouldn't have a reason to say anything about atm. You should be worried about those UT folk after you razz them for having 7 or 8 or 15 or whatever it was felonies this last year.

[Doug Collins]

Pffft... you give atm waaaay too much credit for being a blip on my radar. If it wasn't you you being a dundering idiot and ronnie being an estrogen filled cow and dougie just... being weird, I wouldn't have a reason to say anything about atm. You should be worried about those UT folk after you razz them for having 7 or 8 or 15 or whatever it was felonies this last year.

So does that mean we're off your ignore list?

[RonMexico]

Estrogen filled cow?

I'm your mom?

[RonMexico]

This is Sherman's chance to lay down the law.

[johngateswhiteley]

This is Sherman's chance to lay down the law.

you mean for next year? cause i think any decision would come from Gary...right?

[IcemanCometh]

Pretty funny what passes for stud in college station. Not surprising that you find it surprising considering how short term aggy memory is.

[degenerate_gambler]

surprising too, since most of this crap happens in Austin.


UT still has a comfortable lead in the arrest dept. this year over Aggy. Hopefully they can hang on and win this with 3 weeks to go.



Armed robbery though....nice!

Andre Jonesesque...

[samikeyp]

Estrogen filled cow?

I'm your mom?


:lol

[Doug Collins]

Estrogen filled cow?

I'm your mom?

Owned.

[samikeyp]

I will say what I said about the Horn players who pulled the same crap.

Suspend them.

[MajorMike]

My mom is hot.

[johngateswhiteley]

My mom is hot.

...are you going to listen to me then?

[MajorMike]

...? Listen to you what? Not have enough honor to fulfill a board bet?

[johngateswhiteley]

...? Listen to you what? Not have enough honor to fulfill a board bet?

i always fulfill board bets. why don't you not assume.

[j-6]

UT still has a comfortable lead in the arrest dept. this year over Aggy. Hopefully they can hang on and win this with 3 weeks to go.



Armed robbery though....nice!

Andre Jonesesque...


Armed robbery has got to be worth at least three DWI's. Maybe four in a burg like Bryan / College Station.

[MajorMike]

i always fulfill board bets. why don't you not assume.

Except this one obviously.

[degenerate_gambler]

Armed robbery has got to be worth at least three DWI's. Maybe four in a burg like Bryan / College Station.


We'll give 'em that.

I'm just glad Robert Joseph went off early and often. Gave UT a big lead.

Props to James Henry too. His contributions can't be diminished either.

[RonMexico]

UT still has a comfortable lead in the arrest dept. this year over Aggy. Hopefully they can hang on and win this with 3 weeks to go.



Armed robbery though....nice!

Andre Jonesesque...

They will be traveling to San Diego, where the ability and desire to commit crimes will be plentiful.

[Doug Collins]

Armed robbery has got to be worth at least three DWI's. Maybe four in a burg like Bryan / College Station.

I don't know. It depends on the hilarity of the DWI arrests. Other factors need to be considered as well, such as who was arrested and did they also get charged with additional infractions.

[degenerate_gambler]

They will be traveling to San Diego, where the ability and desire to commit crimes will be plentiful.


And if they need any pointers or tips, maybe Barret Robbins can show how to do it Tijuana-style...

[RonMexico]

Shawne Merriman could probably provide 'roids too

[Extra Stout]

My mom is hot.
See, that there's the advantage come Christmas time in Oklahoma. When shopping for your mom, your aunt, and your girlfriend, you only need one gift.

[RonMexico]

See, that there's the advantage come Christmas time in Oklahoma. When shopping for your mom, your aunt, and your girlfriend, you only need one gift.

Brutalis needs to come back. The CaptMike bashing has achieved 2006 RPI levels.

[degenerate_gambler]

Brutalis needs to come back. The CaptMike bashing has achieved 2006 RPI levels.


Oh, one of these days he'll crawl out of his bottle long enough to wish scurvy and leprosy on the AD, head coach search committee or whoever is responsible for the basketball team not playing in Barnhill Arena anymore.

[Extra Stout]

Texas A&M and Oklahoma State do work together pretty well at times. For example, A&M is a top petroleum engineering school. One of the products that can be refined from petroleum is industrial lubricant. And Oklahoma State needs industrial lubricant on the doorframes of its cheerleaders' dorm rooms so they can get in and out.

[RonMexico]

Texas A&M and Oklahoma State do work together pretty well at times. For example, A&M is a top petroleum engineering school. One of the products that can be refined from petroleum is industrial lubricant. And Oklahoma State needs industrial lubricant on the doorframes of its cheerleaders' dorm rooms so they can get in and out.

You used too many SAT words in that statement. I fear CaptMike might be the only one of us smart enough to understand it.

[Extra Stout]

You used too many SAT words in that statement. I fear CaptMike might be the only one of us smart enough to understand it.
Maybe he could put together one of those analogy questions for us.

[degenerate_gambler]

My mom is hot.



dude...

[RonMexico]

dude...

Mike disappears after long periods of self-ownage.

[MajorMike]

Oh, one of these days he'll crawl out of his bottle long enough to wish scurvy and leprosy on the AD, head coach search committee or whoever is responsible for the basketball team not playing in Barnhill Arena anymore.

Actually, when it take a whole board to try and knock you down and are still unsuccessful, sorta sad.

[samikeyp]

Actually, when it take a whole board to try and knock you down and are still unsuccessful, sorta sad.

Paranoid much?

[MajorMike]

Nope. I am quite secure in my superiority.

[samikeyp]

Then why do you think the whole board is out to get you?

Also, why do you think you are better than everyone else.

Just curious.

[Extra Stout]

Also, why do you think you are better than everyone else.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

CaptMike is an Okie.

That's why.

[Holt's Cat]

I'm still amazed that the internets have made it north of the Red River.

[MajorMike]

Then why do you think the whole board is out to get you?

Also, why do you think you are better than everyone else.

Just curious.

1) most of ya'll have STUPID arguements when you are trying to look cool

2) you have a group mentality of trying to pile on what someone else said without looking to see if it was dumb or not

I'm not better than everyone on the board, just the idiots that have nothing better to do than to try and make themselves feel better about their worthless lives than to bash me. 20-30 personal attacks against me today and the only people I have said anything personal about are jgw and ronnie - because we have history. Otherwise I merely present facts. I rise above and laugh at your petty insults. And hey, if it makes for cool board fodder when there is absolutely nothing going on in college sports, then I'm all down with it. Bring it if you can.

Thus, "Better than you."

I'm actually disappointed no one has brought up Dexter Manley yet. Ya'll are slipping.

[MajorMike]

And my mom is still hot.

[RonMexico]

Typical CaptMike fashion... makes a decently-formed argument and then immediately follows it up with a poorly-timed and unfunny joke.

[samikeyp]

1) most of ya'll have STUPID arguements when you are trying to look cool

2) you have a group mentality of trying to pile on what someone else said without looking to see if it was dumb or not

I'm not better than everyone on the board, just the idiots that have nothing better to do than to try and make themselves feel better about their worthless lives than to bash me. 20-30 personal attacks against me today and the only people I have said anything personal about are jgw and ronnie - because we have history. Otherwise I merely present facts. I rise above and laugh at your petty insults. And hey, if it makes for cool board fodder when there is absolutely nothing going on in college sports, then I'm all down with it. Bring it if you can.

Thus, "Better than you."

I'm actually disappointed no one has brought up Dexter Manley yet. Ya'll are slipping.


While I will agree that this message board has its share of stupid arguments. I disagree about me having a group mentality. Mostly its you vs. Aggie fan. You present some facts but then when people comment on those posts or threads you create, all of a sudden those are "personal attacks". Just because someone may disagree with what you post, doesn't make it personal. Have you been the target of personal attacks? Yes but you have brought some of them on yourself.

And not once have I insulted you. I think you might be seeing some stuff that isn't neccessarily there.

[RonMexico]

Mostly its you vs. Aggie fan.

He'll disagree with this comment and say that it's us vs. poor little CaptMike. He brings this on himself by attacking the Ags everyday... it's been that way since my first post on this message board, so he can't hide behind this pity party anymore.

[MajorMike]

While I will agree that this message board has its share of stupid arguments. I disagree about me having a group mentality. Mostly its you vs. Aggie fan. You present some facts but then when people comment on those posts or threads you create, all of a sudden those are "personal attacks". Just because someone may disagree with what you post, doesn't make it personal. Have you been the target of personal attacks? Yes but you have brought some of them on yourself.

And not once have I insulted you. I think you might be seeing some stuff that isn't neccessarily there.

Ok.... lets follow the timeline here.

1) jgw makes post (0801) about atm saying he wanted to break news before I did.
2) jgw makes t boone post (0845) about him leaving atm.
3) amidst some back and forth banter and after my 'atm is not a blip on my radar' comment, I post a thread (0945) about how atm's campus is one of the nation's ugliest. This is partly to poke fun at everyone who thinks I have an atm fetish and partly to poke fun at jgw and his tangent posts
4) anarchy results and the gates of hell open

Surely you can see where logic would dictate that watching everyone fall over themselves to insult me can be quite amusing.

[Holt's Cat]

1) Someone starts a thread about how Okie Lite has a dominant shuffleboard program.
2) Someone is ridiculed.
3) Someone proceeds to make an even greater ass out of themselves.

[samikeyp]

Ok.... lets follow the timeline here.

1) jgw makes post (0801) about atm saying he wanted to break news before I did.
2) jgw makes t boone post (0845) about him leaving atm.
3) amidst some back and forth banter and after my 'atm is not a blip on my radar' comment, I post a thread (0945) about how atm's campus is one of the nation's ugliest. This is partly to poke fun at everyone who thinks I have an atm fetish and partly to poke fun at jgw and his tangent posts
4) anarchy results and the gates of hell open

Surely you can see where logic would dictate that watching everyone fall over themselves to insult me can be quite amusing.

I would agree with 1-3...no doubt jgw has it out for you.

Surely you can see that its a certain few posters and not everyone trying to insult you.

[MajorMike]

1) Someone starts a thread about how Okie Lite has a dominant shuffleboard program.
2) Someone is ridiculed.
3) Someone proceeds to make an even greater ass out of themselves.

Did you know that former Prime Minister of South Korea Duck-Woo Nam is an OSU Alum?

[RonMexico]

Did you know that former Prime Minister of South Korea Duck-Woo Nam is an OSU Alum?

Another fact (true or not) that no one should know or care about.

[MajorMike]

I would agree with 1-3...no doubt jgw has it out for you.

Surely you can see that its a certain few posters and not everyone trying to insult you.

And I never said that it was everyone, did I?

Normally, when I say 'ya'll' and 'board' it means everyone that is reading and or piling on in this thread. Generally the sane posters won't even open the threads after the 4th or 5th bump, so they don't get insulted.

[samikeyp]

And I never said that it was everyone, did I?


Surely you can see where logic would dictate that watching everyone fall over themselves to insult me can be quite amusing.

[RonMexico]

CaptMike is a liar and an idiot.

[Extra Stout]

Cintra Chief Coordinator for Toll Road Projects Rick Perry is an A&M alum.

So there.

[Extra Stout]

And my mom is still hot.
http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/exten/cc-corner/pic9.jpg
Your Department of Animal Science agrees.

To wit:


SCORE 6. The cow exhibits a good smooth appearance throughout. Some fat deposition is present in the brisket and over the tail head. The back appears rounded and fat can be palpated over the ribs and pin bones.

[Extra Stout]

An F-5 tornado tore threw Stillwater today, destroying 90% of the structures in town.

Total damage is estimated at $5.00.

[MajorMike]

Hey, that's a polled herford. We raise them.

[MajorMike]

An F-5 tornado tore threw Stillwater today, destroying 90% of the structures in town.

Total damage is estimated at $5.00.

NOT THE PIG FARM!

[MajorMike]

watching everyone fall over themselves to insult me

Read that again. It is directly referring to the people insulting me and how they all, or every one of them, is falling over themselves.

Case in point. I have made no fewer than 6 jabs at myself in the past few posts and these jokers try to grab the joke as their own and pile on or twist the statement to say, "haha, look at what you said," when I know full well what I just said.

Nothing but a bunch of lemmings, I tells ya.

[Extra Stout]

Read that again. It is directly referring to the people insulting me and how they all, or every one of them, is falling over themselves.
Well you effectively volunteered to make it Oklahoma State Joke day.

[MajorMike]

Well you effectively volunteered to make it Oklahoma State Joke day.

Thank you for providing proof to my above point.

[Extra Stout]

Thank you for providing proof to my above point.
What point? That you're intellectually superior to a college student who roots for the Suns, and a guy who may well turn out to be the next Unambomber?

Raise the bar, son.

[degenerate_gambler]

Read that again. It is directly referring to the people insulting me and how they all, or every one of them, is falling over themselves.


You pretty much brought most of this on yourself today.


You start a thread on wrestling yesterday.....wrestling.

You start a thread on ugly campuses today.

You proclaim to the board that your mom is hot.

You brag you're a Nat'l Merit Scholar.


You gotta admit, there's alot of piling on material there.

You

[MajorMike]

What point? That you're intellectually superior to a college student who roots for the Suns, and a guy who may well turn out to be the next Unambomber?

Raise the bar, son.

Wow; I'm moderately impressed. That was the best comeback to date. You obviously aren't an aggrot.

[samikeyp]

Read that again. It is directly referring to the people insulting me and how they all, or every one of them, is falling over themselves.

No, it was a blanket statement dealing with everyone on the board. That may have not been your intention, however and that is fair.

[Holt's Cat]

Fran beat Okie Lite when it mattered. Now that's sad.

[MajorMike]

Noted.

[RonMexico]

Well you effectively volunteered to make it Oklahoma State Joke day.

Did you know that the top 5 comics in the world are National Merit Scholars and OSU grads?

[Extra Stout]

Did you know that the top 5 comics in the world are National Merit Scholars and OSU grads?
That's not true. I didn't go to Okie State.

[RonMexico]

What point? That you're intellectually superior to a college student who roots for the Suns, and a guy who may well turn out to be the next Unambomber?

Raise the bar, son.

(a) not intellectually superior to me
(b) college graduate
(c) if that's a Unabomber = jgw joke, then that = hilarious

[samikeyp]

UnaWhiteley

:lol

[Extra Stout]

(a) not intellectually superior to me
(b) college graduate
(c) if that's a Unabomber = jgw joke, then that = hilarious
But you do root for the Suns, right?

[RonMexico]

But you do root for the Suns, right?

Yes, and I am from Phoenix, so I'm not a fake fan.

[Doug Collins]

Yes, and I am from Phoenix, so I'm not a fake fan.

But you're still a pussy :elephant

[RonMexico]

But you're still a pussy :elephant

Touche, cocksucker.