Gifts for the hard to buy for

[Shelly]

Post some gifts for the person who has everything, that's hard to buy for, that you hate, whatever.

I'll start with The Casket Calendar (http://www.cofanifunebri.com/2008-calendar.htm) with semi-hot chicks.

You'll have to go to the website to see each month, but here's a peak at Miss January with her lovely casket o' the month.

http://www.cofanifunebri.com/calendario%202008/gennaio.jpg

[Marklar MM]

http://inventorspot.com/files/images/cover.jpg

[Shelly]

^^^^:lol and ew!

[AZLouis]

http://www.cofanifunebri.com/calendario%202008/gennaio.jpg

I didn't look at the link, but are all the girls as pudgy as this one?

She's standing and she has a roll.

[Marklar MM]

I didn't look at the link, but are all the girls as pudgy as this one?

She's standing and she has a roll.

There are some nice bodies.

[Kori Ellis]

http://www.eatmecrunchy.com/

[Thunder Dan]

lol a casket calander? that great. I'm having trouble buying for my grandpa, I better pass on that because he might get the wrong idea.

[Shelly]

http://www.baronbob.com/butttowel2.jpg

Some things need no explanation

[Shelly]

For the beer drinker in your life

http://www.baronbob.com/cruzincoolerwithtrailerdog.jpg

[Kori Ellis]

http://www.jemalwright.com/company.html

http://www.jemalwright.com/company_pic.jpg
Swarovski encrusted Toilet - $20K

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.eatmecrunchy.com/

I am not clicking on that link.

[Shelly]

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/12/manolo-blahnik-mens.jpg

:lol

[Kori Ellis]

Gingerbread Cottage Bed - $9350
http://spurstalk.com/funny-bed.jpg

[Kori Ellis]

I am not clicking on that link.
It's a cereal bowl that keeps your cereal from getting soggy :lol

[Kori Ellis]

http://image.normthompson.com/solutions/images/us/local//products/detail/66481.jpg
$7.25 a roll (http://www.solutions.com/jump.jsp?itemType=PRODUCT&itemID=3648)

[Shelly]

http://www.thingsyouneverknew.com/website/product_db/images/p60499.jpg

Hot/Cold Faucet Light
Item No: 82635
Price: $19.98


Amazing Faucet Light™, a Hot/Cold Faucet Light, adds a brilliant heat-sensitive light stream to any faucet! Running water activates the bright LED that lights up the water -- RED for hot and BLUE for cold! Turn off the water and out goes the light. Faucet Light installs in less than a minute and easily connects to almost all standard household faucets. Color changes at 89°. Set includes 3 button cell batteries, wire screen, and 2 universal adapters. For amusement purposes only. Not a safety device. About 2.25" long.

[Shelly]

http://www.baronbob.com/paparazzi-actionfigures.jpg

[Kori Ellis]

http://image.normthompson.com/solutions/images/us/local//products/detail/68449.jpg
Marshmallow Shooter

[Kori Ellis]

http://image.normthompson.com/solutions/images/us/local/products/detail/82363.jpg
Dog Car Seat (http://www.solutions.com/jump.jsp?itemID=11426&itemType=PRODUCT&path=1%2C2%2C4%2C490%2C523&iProductID=11426)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://image.normthompson.com/solutions/images/us/local/products/detail/82363.jpg
Dog Car Seat (http://www.solutions.com/jump.jsp?itemID=11426&itemType=PRODUCT&path=1%2C2%2C4%2C490%2C523&iProductID=11426)

I honestly think my mom would like that for our dogs.

[Shelly]

For those of you that will NEVER find the perfect wife...and she floats too!

http://images.findgift.com/Graphics/Gifts/250/PR_113881.jpg

Only $12.99!

[Kori Ellis]

http://www.sheknows.com/articles/sheknows-beauty-blog/801419.htm - $62,000 Lipstick

[midgetonadonkey]

I seriously want this. http://www.thebeerbelly.com/products.asp

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

http://image.normthompson.com/solutions/images/us/local//products/detail/68449.jpg
Marshmallow Shooter
My aunt got me something similar to this 2 years ago. :lmao

[J.T.]

I didn't look at the link, but are all the girls as pudgy as this one?

She's standing and she has a roll.

There is an Eliza Dushku clone and a "if Talia Shire was young again and hotter" girl... but most look like crack whores they pulled off the streets, cleaned them up a little, and paid $200 to do the shoot.

[J.T.]

For those of you that will NEVER find the perfect wife...and she floats too!

http://images.findgift.com/Graphics/Gifts/250/PR_113881.jpg

Only $12.99!

Why not just mail order someone a wife from Taiwan. Probably cheaper than $13 too.

[ElMuerto]

Post some gifts for the person who has everything, that's hard to buy for, that you hate, whatever.

I'll start with The Casket Calendar (http://www.cofanifunebri.com/2008-calendar.htm) with semi-hot chicks.

You'll have to go to the website to see each month, but here's a peak at Miss January with her lovely casket o' the month.

http://www.cofanifunebri.com/calendario%202008/gennaio.jpg

Great gift idea.

[mrsmaalox]

http://www.baronbob.com/butttowel2.jpg

Some things need no explanation

I gave that to my brother a couple of years ago, along with the matching "soap on a rope". He's a firefighter, and he said everyone had a good laugh when he took it in to use at work.

[marini martini]

Why not just mail order someone a wife from Taiwan. Probably cheaper than $13 too.

But think of all that you'd save on food & clothes :lol

[RashoFan]

I seriously want this. http://www.thebeerbelly.com/products.asp
^
:lol
:tu

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.eatmecrunchy.com/Sweet. Now I know what to get for 1Parker1.

[SpursWoman]

Sweet. Now I know what to get for 1Parker1.


:lmao

[sa_butta]

http://cache.gifts.com/photos/L/6/F/X/L6FXP5RZQEJBL3GZTM5V_L.jpg (javascript: externalPop('/search/offer_click/noheaders?click=6E61B07B329FB125FB38C942E437E4F33F 278F60793ECB588305DD966C40FF1B&ideaID=8769&clickPage=Product+Page&numOffers=1&numProducts=1&featuredProdDisplayed=true'); var s=s_gi('gc-giftscom');s.linkTrackVars='prop2';s.linkTrackEven ts='None';s.prop2='CTM - PP - Image';s.tl(this,'e','CTM - PP - Image');)
Ipod doc for the bathroom.

$64.99

[ATRAIN]

http://cache.gifts.com/photos/L/6/F/X/L6FXP5RZQEJBL3GZTM5V_L.jpg (javascript: externalPop('/search/offer_click/noheaders?click=6E61B07B329FB125FB38C942E437E4F33F 278F60793ECB588305DD966C40FF1B&ideaID=8769&clickPage=Product+Page&numOffers=1&numProducts=1&featuredProdDisplayed=true'); var s=s_gi('gc-giftscom');s.linkTrackVars='prop2';s.linkTrackEven ts='None';s.prop2='CTM - PP - Image';s.tl(this,'e','CTM - PP - Image');)
Ipod doc for the bathroom.

$64.99


I want that lol!!

[sa_butta]

http://www.after5catalog.com/images/products/260-05089b1.jpg (javascript:newWindow('http://www.after5catalog.com/popup_image.php/pID/420?osCsid=3c3359416a263b6e57d69249635a6d05',1,742 ,516);)

For the golfer

49.99

[sa_butta]

http://cache.gifts.com/photos/J/N/A/A/JNAAHS9QAPHNEXBGTQBK_L.jpg (javascript: externalPop('/search/offer_click/noheaders?click=C4589FF5AB005BDEFB38C942E437E4F37D A2750A9004E3E34DCAB3FB84903B23&ideaID=10235&clickPage=Product+Page&numOffers=2&numProducts=1&featuredProdDisplayed=true'); var s=s_gi('gc-giftscom');s.linkTrackVars='prop2';s.linkTrackEven ts='None';s.prop2='CTM - PP - Image';s.tl(this,'e','CTM - PP - Image');)
How many times could you have used this???

24.95

Quik Pod Pro Tripod Kit (javascript: externalPop('/search/offer_click/noheaders?click=C4589FF5AB005BDEFB38C942E437E4F37D A2750A9004E3E34DCAB3FB84903B23&ideaID=10235&clickPage=Product+Page&numOffers=2&numProducts=1&featuredProdDisplayed=true'); var s=s_gi('gc-giftscom');s.linkTrackVars='prop2';s.linkTrackEven ts='None';s.prop2='CTM - PP - Product Title';s.tl(this,'e','CTM - PP - Product Title');)

[Summers]

http://www.after5catalog.com/images/products/260-05089b1.jpg (javascript:newWindow('http://www.after5catalog.com/popup_image.php/pID/420?osCsid=3c3359416a263b6e57d69249635a6d05',1,742 ,516);)

For the golfer

49.99


That's actually pretty cool! :lol

[Summers]

http://image.normthompson.com/solutions/images/us/local//products/detail/66481.jpg
$7.25 a roll (http://www.solutions.com/jump.jsp?itemType=PRODUCT&itemID=3648)

:lol At least you can paper someone's house with the Christmas spirit!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lol At least you can paper someone's house with the Christmas spirit!

Not for $7.25/roll, I'm not.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

http://www.baronbob.com/beerbelt.htm


http://www.baronbob.com/beerbeltguy.jpg.


At only $14.95 I don't know how you can say no to one of these lovely belts!

[ATRAIN]

http://www.baronbob.com/beerbelt.htm


http://www.baronbob.com/beerbeltguy.jpg.


At only $14.95 I don't know how you can say no to one of these lovely belts!


too bad it can't keep them cold!!

[Sportcamper]

Tools...
http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImage/ecbb431f-d93a-4162-924c-d134c8363f86_300.jpg

[Shelly]

http://www.baronbob.com/beerbelt.htm


http://www.baronbob.com/beerbeltguy.jpg.


At only $14.95 I don't know how you can say no to one of these lovely belts!

Crap...and now it won't be a surprise. :depressed

[Taco]

http://image.normthompson.com/solutions/images/us/local//products/detail/68449.jpg
Marshmallow Shooter


I want one of these!!!

[Taco]

http://www.baronbob.com/beerbelt.htm


http://www.baronbob.com/beerbeltguy.jpg.


At only $14.95 I don't know how you can say no to one of these lovely belts!

and one of these!!!

[Kori Ellis]

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/penisdolls.jpg

http://www.cracked.com/article_15670_25-most-baffling-toys-from-around-world.html

[Taco]

http://www.mysanantonio.com/business/stories/D_IMAGE.116c3b420b9.93.88.fa.d0.5f0c356.jpg
Handy Poteet man crafts cow dung into ballpoints

http://www.mysanantonio.com/business/stories/MYSA121107.01B.PooPens.26afc0e.html

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/penisdolls.jpg

http://www.cracked.com/article_15670_25-most-baffling-toys-from-around-world.html
:lol

The hermaphrodite doll! Why, you mean every little girl and boy doesn't own one of these?!!









A couple of my favorites from that article:

A kiddie stripper pole complete with a garter and cash for tipping:
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/childstripperb



And the ever-popular pee and poo stuffies:
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/peepoo1.jpg

[Silver21_Black20]

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[Shelly]

Poop (http://dvice.com/archives/2007/12/gold_pill_makes.php/) gold glitter for only $425.

If you've got so much money that you're just looking for new ways to waste it, Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid created the Gold Pill for you. It's a pill dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat gold leaf. You're supposed to eat it "to increase your self-worth." That would be funny if it didn't cost $425 for the joke. Supposedly an added benefit is that it will make your poop sparkle, but no one seems to have proven that part yet (and if you do, please don't send us the pictures). This is either genius social commentary or a brilliant way to bilk rich people out of their money. If Wong's name sounds familiar, it's probably because he also created the $2,000 ccPhone.

[ATRAIN]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/bags/9aa0/

[ATRAIN]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/bags/817c/


I'm not sure which I like better!!

[Slomo]

The EX - Unique knife holder

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/the_ex.jpg

http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/86dd/

[Slomo]

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