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davi78239
12-12-2007, 10:58 PM
Don't mean to gross anyone out but the inside of my ass crack has been red and has been itching like a bitch. It also itches from the outside of the crack and is red as well with some bumps. Do I have a heat rash or what the hell is this shit? It's a pain in the ass to wipe my ass because it hurts and kinda burns and all the hair's inside of it just make it worse. Anyone ever have something like this and no what it's called and how to treat it? Hope the shit ain't serious.

50 cent
12-12-2007, 11:01 PM
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

duncan228
12-12-2007, 11:04 PM
Because this is in The Club and not the Troll Forum, I'll take it seriously.

Try here:

http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/hemorrhoids-topic-overview

RashoFan
12-12-2007, 11:08 PM
try soap and water to clean the affected area and put some neosporin on it...if that doesn't work, try windex.;)

SpursWoman
12-12-2007, 11:09 PM
Take a shower? :wtf

MaNuMaNiAc
12-12-2007, 11:10 PM
:lol you have to love the fact that people are actually taking this seriously :lol

mouse
12-12-2007, 11:17 PM
Because this is in The Club and not the Troll Forum, I'll take it seriously.

Try here:






Thank you for the complement!




http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/Misc/mouse-flames.gif

cherylsteele
12-12-2007, 11:18 PM
Needs to watch what he does, and who he does it with.

timvp
12-12-2007, 11:18 PM
HITA.

mrsmaalox
12-12-2007, 11:53 PM
I will follow Duncan228's lead: Sounds like you may have a little yeast action happening. Put something on it for fungus---like one of the female (vaginal) preps. Or actually just try an athlete's foot prep, same thing just MUCH cheaper!

florige
12-13-2007, 12:00 AM
Don't mean to gross anyone out but the inside of my ass crack has been red and has been itching like a bitch. It also itches from the outside of the crack and is red as well with some bumps. Do I have a heat rash or what the hell is this shit? It's a pain in the ass to wipe my ass because it hurts and kinda burns and all the hair's inside of it just make it worse. Anyone ever have something like this and no what it's called and how to treat it? Hope the shit ain't serious.



:lol I hope your joking...

v2freak
12-13-2007, 03:13 AM
I know someone who's had the exact same problem. He said it went away after about a week, but that it was quite painful to wipe. I'd see a doc if it persists for way too long, until then, just keep the area clean I guess and be very careful when handling.

Beno Udrih
12-13-2007, 03:16 AM
:lol Um how about washing your ass regularly! Thats fucking nasty!

J.T.
12-13-2007, 03:33 AM
"Pain in the ass" is a very accurate way to describe roids.

Nbadan
12-13-2007, 03:47 AM
Diaper rash forum

Shelly
12-13-2007, 08:59 AM
Preperation H may be in order. And a Proctologist.

Jimcs50
12-13-2007, 09:18 AM
Preperation H may be in order. And a Proctologist.



Preperation I is better in my opinion.

sa_butta
12-13-2007, 09:22 AM
preparationh.wav (http://www.moviewavs.com/0058536645/WAVS/Movies/Austin_Powers_In_Goldmember/preparationh.wav)

onthewhole.wav (http://www.moviewavs.com/0058536645/WAVS/Movies/Austin_Powers_In_Goldmember/onthewhole.wav)

loveThe23
12-13-2007, 09:29 AM
:lol Um how about washing your ass regularly! Thats fucking nasty!

Heyy Beno I love you :spin

to21
12-13-2007, 12:48 PM
Heyy Beno I love you :spin
:lol

u wait till the thread about dirty ass crack to express your love for Beno?

Viva Las Espuelas
12-13-2007, 01:10 PM
Athlete's Crack :lol

ATX Spur
12-13-2007, 01:56 PM
Troll's crack

BacktoBasics
12-13-2007, 01:58 PM
I use shit called Butt Paste

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x266/DsnyMom/butt.jpg