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BacktoBasics
12-19-2007, 01:11 PM
I hate this guy. He gets into everyone's business as if anyone cared what he thought. He's constantly in my way and its as if he enjoys making life and work difficult for me. Well the jokes on him. I took his diabetes medicine from the work fridge drained it and replaced it with water. Lets see how a nice shot of shut the fuck up feels like.

ATRAIN
12-19-2007, 01:15 PM
I hate this guy. He gets into everyone's business as if anyone cared what he thought. He's constantly in my way and its as if he enjoys making life and work difficult for me. Well the jokes on him. I took his diabetes medicine from the work fridge drained it and replaced it with water. Lets see how a nice shot of shut the fuck up feels like.


DUDE are you joking?

HoratioCain
12-19-2007, 01:16 PM
I hate this guy. He gets into everyone's business as if anyone cared what he thought. He's constantly in my way and its as if he enjoys making life and work difficult for me. Well the jokes on him. I took his diabetes medicine from the work fridge drained it and replaced it with water. Lets see how a nice shot of shut the fuck up feels like.

I hope for your sake this is a joke.

Taco
12-19-2007, 01:19 PM
I hate this guy. He gets into everyone's business as if anyone cared what he thought. He's constantly in my way and its as if he enjoys making life and work difficult for me. Well the jokes on him. I took his diabetes medicine from the work fridge drained it and replaced it with water. Lets see how a nice shot of shut the fuck up feels like.


I was wondering why i felt so messed up :dizzy

Shelly
12-19-2007, 01:24 PM
Well, B2B posted it on a public forum about replacing the dude's insulin with water, thus probably throwing the guy into a diabetic coma or worse...

I think you could probably figure it out.

Bah, Humbug :santahat

ATRAIN
12-19-2007, 01:26 PM
Well, B2B posted it on a public forum about replacing the dude's insulin with water, thus probably throwing the guy into a diabetic coma or worse...

I think you could probably figure it out.

Bah, Humbug :santahat


LOL well you can't put it past some of these people sometimes :).

ChumpDumper
12-19-2007, 01:27 PM
Can't be done.

Nice thinking about attempted murder though. Good conflict resolution skills.

Capt. Oliver Queenan
12-19-2007, 01:27 PM
Is his name johnsmith?

u2sarajevo
12-19-2007, 01:27 PM
I hate this guy. He gets into everyone's business as if anyone cared what he thought. He's constantly in my way and its as if he enjoys making life and work difficult for me. Well the jokes on him. I took his diabetes medicine from the work fridge drained it and replaced it with water. Lets see how a nice shot of shut the fuck up feels like.You drained a vial of Insulin? To do that inconspicuously you would need to have a needle to get the insulin out... then put water back in via needle.

I call BS. If it's true you are putting his health in danger. Maybe you don't care. But that's not funny at all.

BacktoBasics
12-19-2007, 01:28 PM
Can't be done.

Nice thinking about attempted murder though. Good conflict resolution skills.Who said anything about murder? I just wanted to rattle his cage.

Shelly
12-19-2007, 01:28 PM
LOL well you can't put it past some of these people sometimes :).

There's one born every minute!!

u2sarajevo
12-19-2007, 01:30 PM
Who said anything about murder? I just wanted to rattle his cage.IF you did what you said you accomplished more than that. You accomplished the deterioration of his internal organs. Way to go. You must be proud.

ChumpDumper
12-19-2007, 01:32 PM
Who said anything about murder? I just wanted to rattle his cage.Ignorance of the consequences might get you down to manslaughter.

Johnny_Blaze_47
12-19-2007, 01:34 PM
B2B's Got Tha Internet Goin' Nuts!!!!!

BacktoBasics
12-19-2007, 01:36 PM
Ignorance of the consequences might get you down to manslaughter.
I can live with manslaughter, I have no priors, I'm white and he's mexican so I bet I get off with a slap on the wrist .

It was easy he keeps the needles in the fridge next to the bottle. You guys make it seem like it was hard to do or something. Merry Christmas haters.

clambake
12-19-2007, 01:38 PM
oh, he's mexican! well why didn't you say that to begin with?

Richard Cranium
12-19-2007, 01:38 PM
I can live with manslaughter, I have no priors, I'm white and he's mexican so I bet I get off with a slap on the wrist .

It was easy he keeps the needles in the fridge next to the bottle. You guys make it seem like it was hard to do or something. Merry Christmas haters.

Are his initials G.I.G.?

Last Comic Standing
12-19-2007, 01:43 PM
I once switched my girlfriends vinegar douche with Italian

BacktoBasics
12-19-2007, 01:55 PM
B2B's Got Tha Internet Goin' Nuts!!!!!
This isn't a success unless someone PM'd Kori.

Cry Havoc
12-19-2007, 02:21 PM
This isn't a success unless someone PM'd Kori.

Done and done. I recommended you to be drawn and quartered on the internets.

ChumpDumper
12-19-2007, 02:36 PM
I can live with manslaughter, I have no priors, I'm white and he's mexican so I bet I get off with a slap on the wrist .

It was easy he keeps the needles in the fridge next to the bottle. You guys make it seem like it was hard to do or something. Merry Christmas haters.It would actually take quite a long time to do since insulin syringes hold so little. Again, nice try.

BacktoBasics
12-19-2007, 02:37 PM
It would actually take quite a long time to do since insulin syringes hold so little. Again, nice try.6 times. Thats all it took wise guy. The bottle wasn't full.

E20
12-19-2007, 02:37 PM
Oh You Mother Fucker You Mother Fucker How Dare You!@!!!

ChumpDumper
12-19-2007, 02:41 PM
6 times. Thats all it took wise guy. The bottle wasn't full.Since you know so little about diabetes and its "medicine" it's easier to believe you are simply making everything up.

theInternet
12-19-2007, 02:43 PM
B2B's Got Tha Internet Goin' Nuts!!!!!

Not really.

BacktoBasics
12-19-2007, 02:44 PM
Since you know so little about diabetes and its "medicine" it's easier to believe you are simply making everything up.Well you're no stranger to the "simple" road.

ChumpDumper
12-19-2007, 02:50 PM
Well you're no stranger to the "simple" road.Reading your posts keeps me familiar - anyway if it's true, you're pretty much going to prison.

Ronaldo McDonald
12-19-2007, 02:56 PM
I hate this guy. He gets into everyone's business as if anyone cared what he thought. He's constantly in my way and its as if he enjoys making life and work difficult for me. Well the jokes on him. I took his diabetes medicine from the work fridge drained it and replaced it with water. Lets see how a nice shot of shut the fuck up feels like.

i'd rather have a dude get into my bitness than into my asshole, which could be just one of the many possible consequences of ur actions

BacktoBasics
12-19-2007, 02:57 PM
Reading your posts keeps me familiar - anyway if it's true, you're pretty much going to prison.You have got to be the biggest funkill ever in the history the web. I hope you're kids have a sense of humor.

ChumpDumper
12-19-2007, 03:09 PM
God help them if I ever spawn.

BacktoBasics
12-19-2007, 03:20 PM
God help them if I ever spawn.God isn't real, you may actually have to step up and raise your kids on your own.

Jesus
12-19-2007, 03:31 PM
God isn't real, you may actually have to step up and raise your kids on your own.

I wouldn't bet on that if I were you.

ChumpDumper
12-19-2007, 03:41 PM
God isn't real, you may actually have to step up and raise your kids on your own.They would certainly be more knowledgeable about diabetes than you, and they would know how to deal with workplace disputes better. In all other aspects they would be completely screwed up.

thispego
12-19-2007, 03:49 PM
http://i2.tinypic.com/87c3uah.jpg

BacktoBasics
12-19-2007, 03:58 PM
They would certainly be more knowledgeable about diabetes than you, and they would know how to deal with workplace disputes better. In all other aspects they would be completely screwed up.Yes, you got it big fella this was all about workplace disputes and a lack of diabetes knowledge. :rolleyes

InsulinComaGuy
12-19-2007, 05:39 PM
Not funny dude!

InsulinComaGuy
12-19-2007, 05:46 PM
Thanks. It's not easy posting while recovering from a near diabetic coma!

Thank god someone had some hard candy I could suck on, otherwise I'd be DeadInsulinGuy!

ChumpDumper
12-19-2007, 06:12 PM
Yes, you got it big fella this was all about workplace disputes and a lack of diabetes knowledge. :rolleyesWhat was it all about then?

dickface
12-19-2007, 06:15 PM
you can't spell manslaughter without "laughter"!

timvp
12-19-2007, 07:07 PM
Would that really kill him?

JoeChalupa
12-19-2007, 07:31 PM
I'm glad B2B doesn't work in a post office.

easjer
12-19-2007, 08:02 PM
you can't spell manslaughter without "laughter"!
:lol

u2sarajevo
12-19-2007, 08:21 PM
Would that really kill him?Depends on how often he checks his blood sugar and if he's type I or type II.

If type I it certainly could. Type II, probably not.

And for those that don't know: Type I is Juvenile Diabetes (often called sugar diabetes). This type is ALWAYS insulin dependent(pancreas no longer produces insulin) and is the rarer of the two. It was called Juvenile Diabetes because you develop it in your youth. They changed this to the I and II names when the world started getting fatter and kids started getting Type II....

Type II is the common type. The pancreas still produces insulin but for several reasons it doesn't produce enough(in obese people the pancreas can't produce enough insulin, in others their bodies don't absorb insulin properly). They will typically try to control this type with diet first (in cases of obesity), followed by drugs that stimulate the pancreas in producing more insulin, followed if those don't work with insulin injections.

A good diabetic would recognize that something was wrong with the insulin he's taking because his blood sugars would be out of control.

But that doesn't make it okay.

exstatic
12-19-2007, 08:34 PM
I'm glad B2B doesn't work in a post office.
His version of "going Postal" would probably include shooting everyone with the insulin he stole from his co-worker.
:blah

Borosai
12-19-2007, 08:38 PM
I laughed.

Nbadan
12-20-2007, 12:13 AM
Well I just found my daddy...


flWdVJrilDo

Fillmoe
12-20-2007, 12:16 AM
DUCK TALES BITCH! thanks for proving you don't know shit about insulin.....

Fillmoe
12-20-2007, 12:17 AM
that rage cover is the shit.... de la rocha is a beast!

Smackie Chan
12-20-2007, 12:32 AM
I'm glad B2B doesn't work in a post office.

or making condoms.

BacktoBasics
12-20-2007, 09:36 AM
What was it all about then? :pctoss shit goes over your head on a regular basis doesn't it?

Bigzax
12-20-2007, 10:21 AM
what ever happened to just putting exlax in his coffee? :wakeup

DarkReign
12-20-2007, 12:39 PM
http://www.cannabisculture.ca/library/images/uploads/4191-buzzkill.jpg

Ed Helicopter Jones
12-20-2007, 04:10 PM
:pctoss shit goes over your head on a regular basis doesn't it?


B2B, let me try to explain this thread to Chump if you don't mind.....




Chumpdumper, this thread is another example of BacktoBasics being a stupid dumbass. He just wanted to make sure none of us forgot who he was, with another gentle reminder. Not meaning to insult you CD, but I believe his point was well made and I, for one, am surprised you missed it.

Phillip
08-21-2009, 11:02 AM
bump

BacktoBasics
08-21-2009, 11:07 AM
This was good times.

to21
08-21-2009, 11:21 AM
I enjoy the threads about u pissing off the ol' lady.

Those are epic.

hater
08-21-2009, 11:22 AM
where do you work and what is the email address of your HR department? just curious

BacktoBasics
08-21-2009, 11:46 AM
where do you work and what is the email address of your HR department? just curiousSure just email [email protected]

JudynTX
08-21-2009, 11:47 AM
:lol

hater
08-21-2009, 11:47 AM
Sure just email [email protected]

figures

BacktoBasics
08-21-2009, 11:49 AM
figuresdon't be such a hater.

hater
08-21-2009, 11:50 AM
my bad

z0sa
08-21-2009, 11:51 AM
wow your threads were a lot better back then huh

BacktoBasics
08-21-2009, 12:33 PM
wow your threads were a lot better back then huhIDK I kind of figured my current ideas and writing are a little better and cleaner than they were a few years ago.

lebomb
08-21-2009, 01:03 PM
So did dude inject tap water into his veins and drop dead or what?

BacktoBasics
08-21-2009, 01:04 PM
So did dude inject tap water into his veins and drop dead or what?:bang

Bender
08-21-2009, 01:17 PM
move his sandwich to a different shelf in the fridge...