Did anyone get a Christmas Bonus???

[florige]

I got one last year, but just got informed we wouldn't be getting dick this year. I guess the mayor needs more money for her crooked side deals to go down...

[Thunder Dan]

I got $500. I'm going to Chicago 2 days after Christmas and plan on drinking every penny of it away with my friends there.

[SpursWoman]

We had a really swanky Christmas party at the Hilton Pavillion downtown this past Saturday (and won a $250 Walmart gift card in a drawing there :) ) ... we get our unused PTO paid out this Friday (I get 4 days, yay), and my boss gave me a really nice gift card today ... but no "official" bonus.

:fro

[JoeChalupa]

I got a "Merry Christmas" greeting and a handshake at our company Christmas dinner. And I won a $25 gift card to Papadeux's.

[leemajors]

we get double time and a half between christmas and new year's, or can take the entire week off without using paid vacation.

[thispego]

my boss gave me a christmas present yesterday but i can't open it for another 6 days


:depressed
it's probably nude pictures of himself with mistletoe dangling over his wang.

you love your gay boss.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I got a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club. :(

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

We gave everybody in the office $200 and bumped salaries 5% at year-end. Not a huge gift but my last name's not Trump....at least I don't think it is.

[CubanMustGo]

9.63% of my annual salary ... but not until Dec 31. )()(!!!!!

[Mr. Peabody]

I got a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club. :(

That's the gift that keeps on giving....

http://www.andybiggart.com/Pages/Journal/2005/12-december/cousin_eddie.jpg

[Shelly]

I haven't received a bonus in a long time, but when I do, they are very good ones. But since I make pretty decent money for maybe working 10 hours a week, I can't complain.

We took my husband's assistant out to dinner and will give her a gift card. Plus we're giving her a 10% raise and a quarterly bonus incentive starting in Jan.

[tlongII]

We get our bonuses in the summer.

[thispego]

my gay boss is in a longterm relationship

and this present is from my straight boss

you mean a LTR? I only speak in intialism now.

[katyon6th]

$$$ + salary increase + an apron that has a cow bbq'ing on the front of it. And it lights up. It's pretty awesome.

[katyon6th]

Oh! And a pen with my name engraved. Fancy.

[thispego]

you only s in i n?

got it
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[florige]

I haven't received a bonus in a long time, but when I do, they are very good ones. But since I make pretty decent money for maybe working 10 hours a week, I can't complain.

We took my husband's assistant out to dinner and will give her a gift card. Plus we're giving her a 10% raise and a quarterly bonus incentive starting in Jan.


First off Shelly can you convince your husband to hire me? And if not, Katy is your job hiring?

[mrsmaalox]

I gave myself a very generous Christmas bonus today!

[midgetonadonkey]

I work for the State so we can't get bonuses.

[Spurminator]

I don't get mine until April.

[florige]

I work for the State so we can't get bonuses.


Nothing for performance?

[thispego]

i got a small bag of Lindor Truffles. :shootme

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i get the same lame ass $100. i know i should be grateful, but i have to complain

[King]

A paid week off, and also a week's pay cash

[florige]

i get the same lame ass $100. i know i should be grateful, but i have to complain



Like I said I didn't get dick! D-I-C-K, DICK!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Nothing for performance?

Nope. Nothing at all.

[GoManuGo!]

it's probably nude pictures of himself with mistletoe dangling over his wang.

you love your gay boss.


Yeah... a big kick in the ass...

[PakiDan]

i GOT A LECTURE ABOUT HOW LUCKY WE WERE TO BE EMPLOYED.

[florige]

Nope. Nothing at all.


Yeah I bet it;s tough when you work for the state. The City Council voted to not give us one this year, but they ALL got bonuses AND raises!! Beginning of the year I'm putting in for Baltimore County Police. The hell with these crooks!!

[GoManuGo!]

i got a small bag of Lindor Truffles. :shootme

[GoManuGo!]

i got a small bag of Lindor Truffles. :shootme

and a good slap across the head???? LOL

[dimsah]

What the fuck is a Christmas bonus?

[SAtoDallas]

I'm an Independent Contractor so I guess it's up to me to give myself a bonus, humm let me think and see if I should give myself one. On the other hand my wife gave birth to our boy three weeks early so he would count as a bonus!

[CuckingFunt]

Like I said I didn't get dick! D-I-C-K, DICK!!!
Well... did you want dick?

[florige]

Well... did you want dick?




:greedy :greedy :greedy :greedy :wakeup

[Jimcs50]

No

:depressed




I gave them though.


:)

[lebomb]

I got two things.............. JACK SHIT!!!

[Soul_Patch]

I got nada...a christmas party at dave and busters last tuesday, but that was it...i even have to work christmas eve...

[fatsack]

we get nothing. again.

i'm looking for another job.

[manustarting2gd]

Wachovia doesnt give jack. They took over my old company World Savings who only gave 50 bucks on an Amex gift cheque... so i guess not big deal. Oh yeah and by the way.. Wachovia Sucks. Like Pharoah Monche says... "City banks WATCH OVA YA!"

[stretch]

I only got $50. If I had been hired like 2 weeks earlier, I would have gotten around $1,000. Freakin gay...

[Melmart1]

I am an independent contractor so generally I don't get a bonus but one of my clients sent me three handbags that are worth a good $200 total so I am quite happy. They are sooo purdy!

[Fillmoe]

this chick i work with gave me some ass..... can i consider that a xmas bonus?

[easjer]

No bonuses in my job. I do get between 7 and 10 days off, paid (holiday pay, so not using vacation, except the 3 days I tacked on). So I can't really complain. Also, lots of food floating around, so that's good.

[to21]

$500 hundy.

Already spent it

[nsrammstein]

I received a $2,000 dollar bonus last week