I've just been ordained

[midgetonadonkey]

I am now an ordained minister. From this point on I will go by Reverend Midge.

[Kori Ellis]

Done

[SAtown]

:lol

[midgetonadonkey]

Anyone need me to perform their wedding?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So when do you start mouth-fucking young boys?

[midgetonadonkey]

So when do you start mouth-fucking young boys?

I started that years ago.

[florige]

I am now an ordained minister. From this point on I will go by Reverend Midge.




Man something is really the matter with you..... :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[PakiDan]

I Was Ordained About A Month Ago Brother. Do You Want To Go Into Business Together? I Forgot To Mention It Here. You Can Now Call Me Reverand Pakidan.... Until I Figure Out Something More Clever....

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Anyone need me to perform their wedding?
You would have been my pick if you had done this a couple of years sooner. I have a sister in SA though, so if she ends up engaged I'll let you know.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm in it for the honorary PHD I can receive in Philosophy.

[midgetonadonkey]

You would have been my pick if you had done this a couple of years sooner. I have a sister in SA though, so if she ends up engaged I'll let you know.

Kick ass.

[BacktoBasics]

Most importantly and for the metal health of this board can you fix Tony and Eva's relationship?

[SpursWoman]

Oh, damn. :lol

[dimsah]

Universal Life Church of Modesto California?

[SpursWoman]

So, during a wedding ceremony, is the mustard bukkake an optional service?

[CuckingFunt]

Will you perform my lesbian committment ceremony?

[CuckingFunt]

Will you perform my lesbian committment ceremony?
Keep in mind that I'll need you to re-rent that white PT Cruiser for the occasion.

[j-6]

Real lesbians sport a Prius.

[RashoFan]

Anyone need me to perform their wedding?
Do you do exorcisims???

[Das Texan]

Universal Life Church eh?

[peewee's lovechild]

Dude, this is just what I needed to start my new religion.

We need to talk about this.
Seriously.

[ATRAIN]

I guess I can't kick your ass now, I would hate to be on the news as the guy that beat up the ordained Minister known as Reverend Midge.

[midgetonadonkey]

Universal Life Church eh?

It was the Saint Cecilia Ministries, my son.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

i dont get it
someone elucidate

[Fillmoe]

Universal Life Church of Modesto California?

i live 45 mins from modesto.... had a girlfriend that used to live there, truly a shitty ass town.

[CuckingFunt]

i live 45 mins from modesto.... had a girlfriend that used to live there, truly a shitty ass town.
Modesto sucks. Turlock sucks. Manteca sucks. Stockton sucks. Ceres sucks. Salida sucks. Highway 99 sucks. All of it sucks.

[peewee's lovechild]

Modesto sucks. Turlock sucks. Manteca sucks. Stockton sucks. Ceres sucks. Salida sucks. Highway 99 sucks. All of it sucks.

Manteca?????

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

That's spanish for "Lard".

Conversely, it's also the pet name The Reverend and I gave to some lazy fat fuck co-worker we used to have.

[CuckingFunt]

Manteca?????

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

That's spanish for "Lard".

Conversely, it's also the pet name The Reverend and I gave to some lazy fat fuck co-worker we used to have.
I knew the first bit of that already, and heard legend of the second part. Both are especially hilarious haven spent a bit of time there.

[Satan]

Dude, this is just what I needed to start my new religion.

We need to talk about this.
Seriously.

I've got your religion hanging.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've got your religion hanging.

I got you hanging on one of our new gods penises.

[phyzik]

the only thing that would make this funnier is if it was Peewee who became an ordained minister.

[peewee's lovechild]

the only thing that would make this funnier is if it was Peewee who became an ordained minister.

I just might do that.

[CuckingFunt]

I just might do that.
Usurper.

[peewee's lovechild]

Usurper.

Slut.

[Melmart1]

Usurper.
I agree.

[tlongII]

Church of Elvis

[to21]

Rev Run > Rev Midge

[Das Texan]

Modesto sucks. Turlock sucks. Manteca sucks. Stockton sucks. Ceres sucks. Salida sucks. Highway 99 sucks. All of it sucks.



That he does!


:lol

[CrazyOne]

That knock on the door you hear is my cousin Guido and some of his... associates. He wants to have a word with you.





Never mind the bat, he's just a big baseball fan.

[SpursWoman]

Anyone need me to perform their wedding?


How much do you charge? :angel

[TDMVPDPOY]

i see you have no use for that donkey......

[Cyrano]

I Was Ordained About A Month Ago Brother. Do You Want To Go Into Business Together? I Forgot To Mention It Here. You Can Now Call Me Reverand Pakidan.... Until I Figure Out Something More Clever....


How about Reverend Paki D.Fudge?

[SequSpur]

I am the Lord. Fo