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itzsoweezee
12-21-2007, 02:10 AM
it's hard to choose, i'm sure

mavsfan1000
12-21-2007, 02:14 AM
Peja is my choice.

dickface
12-21-2007, 02:15 AM
pussiest?

Emily Rose
12-21-2007, 02:16 AM
Tmac,VC, and Peja are way bigger pussies than Dirk that it isnt even close. At least Dirk has proven himself more than any of those 3 combined.

SpursDynasty
12-21-2007, 02:21 AM
Josh Howard.

sa_kid20
12-21-2007, 02:27 AM
Jason Terry

mavsfan1000
12-21-2007, 02:29 AM
Josh Howard.
Lol that is funny. Howard is probably our toughest player.

Amarelooms
12-21-2007, 02:31 AM
Josh Howard.

Lol you cant possibly be this annoying or stupid.... :elephant

SpursDynasty
12-21-2007, 03:34 AM
Lol that is funny. Howard is probably our toughest player.

He has no swagger. He looks stupid when he tries to act tough, it doesn't work.

Fillmoe
12-21-2007, 03:36 AM
tim duncan

ata
12-21-2007, 04:02 AM
Define "pussiest"

B and P Cats
12-21-2007, 04:51 AM
Where's "None Of The Above"? I'll go for that.

batboy
12-21-2007, 07:09 AM
Jax and Artest












WAIT NO I WAS JUST KIDDING LET ME KEEP MY OTHER TESTICLE PLEASE!

m33p0
12-21-2007, 07:57 AM
vince carter. he always pouts when things don't go his way, like someone just stolen his lollilop for the nth time.

devin harris should be there. he always looks like he's gonna cry whenever he tries to act tough.

JamStone
12-21-2007, 08:19 AM
Tony Parker for two reasons: 1) he's French and 2) it appears he gets a lot of pussy, hence the "pussiest"

FaggyB
12-21-2007, 10:12 AM
I like having balls on my face.

Thunder Dan
12-21-2007, 10:12 AM
Larry Hughes

ambchang
12-21-2007, 10:17 AM
I'm surprised Carmelo Anthony isn't on this list.

samikeyp
12-21-2007, 10:32 AM
Ray Allen

Vizzini
12-21-2007, 10:37 AM
http://theassociation.blogs.com/the_association/200702220938.jpg

dude1394
12-21-2007, 11:11 AM
mirror

dirk4mvp
12-21-2007, 11:32 AM
He has no swagger. He looks stupid when he tries to act tough, it doesn't work.


What do you know about having swagger or acting tough?

sribb43
12-21-2007, 11:46 AM
Tony Parker for missing the past 2 weeks with a sprained ankle

Hermione Granger
12-21-2007, 04:41 PM
Crookshanks?

Chris Childs
12-21-2007, 05:10 PM
Kobo Bryant and it's not even close!!

BillsCarnage
12-21-2007, 05:16 PM
Boris Diaw! Have you ever seen a 6'8" player who was scared to dunk??? The guy is scared to even lay the ball up. In fact, i'd say he's scared to do anything w/ the ball besides pass it.

He only shoots if there isn't anyone w/in 10ft of him.

Boris Diaw, your 2007 pussy of the NBA.

midgetonadonkey
12-21-2007, 05:20 PM
I'm surprised Carmelo Anthony isn't on this list.

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TayRod-Billups
12-21-2007, 05:24 PM
What the fuck. There is a lot of pussies in this league but the ones on the poll are not the biggest puss. YAO MING IS A PUSS. He is.

mavsfan1000
12-21-2007, 05:28 PM
Carmelo is my choice as well. Throwing a weak punch and running. :lol

duncan228
12-21-2007, 05:44 PM
Ray Allen and Carmelo were the two I thought of before I opened the thread.
None of the poll choices crossed my mind.

Vinnie_Johnson
12-21-2007, 05:58 PM
http://theassociation.blogs.com/the_association/200702220938.jpg

:lol

J.T.
12-21-2007, 06:16 PM
Why isn't Duncan an option in this poll?

TayRod-Billups
12-21-2007, 06:32 PM
And to add something, Tom Brady is a puss in the NFL

TDMVPDPOY
12-21-2007, 06:38 PM
wheres ray on the poll?

batboy
12-21-2007, 06:39 PM
Seriously now, my tiop 5 in no particular order:

Tracy McGrady
Yao Ming
Pau Gasol
Boris Diaw
Dirk Notwitzki

EDIT:

2XxT0zI2W7Y

duncan228
12-21-2007, 06:52 PM
Why isn't Duncan an option in this poll?

Too much hardware. :p:

J.T.
12-21-2007, 06:53 PM
Too much hardware. :p:

Dude tripped over himself and got injured? wtf?

Dirk's the real MVP. You would never see him injure himself like that.

batboy
12-21-2007, 07:03 PM
Dude tripped over himself and got injured? wtf?

Dirk's the real MVP. You would never see him injure himself like that.

Nah Dirk will injure himself kicking things on the way back to the locker room.

J.T.
12-21-2007, 07:09 PM
Nah Dirk will injure himself kicking things on the way back to the locker room.

Dirk was just kicking the exercise bike he was supposed to kick. No surprises there.

dirk4mvp
12-21-2007, 07:57 PM
Nah Dirk will injure himself kicking things on the way back to the locker room.


You're a sad individual.

Doug Collins
12-22-2007, 03:44 PM
Boris Diaw! Have you ever seen a 6'8" player who was scared to dunk??? The guy is scared to even lay the ball up. In fact, i'd say he's scared to do anything w/ the ball besides pass it.

He only shoots if there isn't anyone w/in 10ft of him.

Boris Diaw, your 2007 pussy of the NBA.

If Boris would stop eating he might be able to get his weight down enough to generate the necessary lift to attempt a dunk/layup.

Hemotivo
12-22-2007, 05:01 PM
Tmac w/o mariajuana

Xylus
12-22-2007, 06:41 PM
Boris Diaw by a couple hundred miles.

MONTENEGRINO
12-22-2007, 10:04 PM
Peja - no contest!
I mean, c'mon!!!
Height: 6-10 / 2,08
Weight: 229 lbs. / 103,9 kg.

And plays like girl. Only 3,4 RPG for man that size??!!

Flo-Rida
12-22-2007, 10:52 PM
http://theassociation.blogs.com/the_association/200702220938.jpg
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k55/vbllchck022/rip.jpg

dbreiden83080
12-22-2007, 11:21 PM
I vote for Peja but how is T-Mac a pussy?? When he is healthy he plays like a beast.

Mr.Bottomtooth
12-22-2007, 11:27 PM
Peja

ehz33satx
12-22-2007, 11:35 PM
Ray Allen is above and beyond the pussiest player in the league. Even Ray Allen's momma thinks he's a pussy.

KidCongo
12-23-2007, 02:40 AM
Melo and Ray Tied

~~Ice Man 2000~~
12-23-2007, 03:12 PM
dwhistle

dallaskd
12-23-2007, 03:45 PM
close poll, but there are too many vaginas in the NBA to have only 4 choices.

atxrocker
12-23-2007, 04:02 PM
dirk

dallaskd
12-23-2007, 04:16 PM
Intresting that Dirk isnt running away with this.

RonMexico
12-23-2007, 05:31 PM
Intresting that Dirk isnt running away with this.

I agree.

mavsfan1000
12-23-2007, 05:50 PM
Intresting that Dirk isnt running away with this.
Definition of a bandwagon fan.

ludda
12-23-2007, 06:21 PM
there are far more pussier players than the ones listed. Carmela, ray allen prominently come to mind...
Out of those 4, Vince Carter by far.
Also its not a popular choice, but dwayne wade is borderline pussy imo.

The Nba Is Rigged
04-01-2008, 04:29 PM
http://theassociation.blogs.com/the_association/200702220938.jpg

Look how strong he is when he takes the "contact" on this play! http://youtube.com/watch?v=fydhtOSlfW0, D-wade is a true warrior!!

JMarkJohns
04-01-2008, 04:32 PM
Peja on the current list... Doug Christie takes the cake, however. I know he suckered Fox that one preseason game, but he spent his entire basketball and married life either choking or being his wife's bitch. At times, he was probably both.

monosylab1k
04-01-2008, 04:34 PM
Definition of a bandwagon fan.
Definition of irony.

stretch
04-01-2008, 04:35 PM
Dirk absolutely does not belong on this list any longer. This season has been proof of that for all the haters, and has proven exactly what I have been saying about him for years now...

Findog
04-01-2008, 04:38 PM
it's hard to choose, i'm sure

Not really. Vince Carter, hands down. Dirk shouldn't be on the list.

The Nba Is Rigged
04-01-2008, 04:39 PM
Dirk absolutely does not belong on this list any longer. This season has been proof of that for all the haters, and has proven exactly what I have been saying about him for years now...

None of those guys should be on that list imo, a player who is "pussy" to me is a player who needs refs to make him a star, he needs 97 freethrows to win a series and he needs a wheelchair for an injury. That right there is the definiton of "pussy".

monosylab1k
04-01-2008, 04:39 PM
Yeah how does "punch and run" Carmelo Anthony not make this list? That's the epitome of a pussy move.

Findog
04-01-2008, 04:40 PM
Yeah how does "punch and run" Carmelo Anthony not make this list? That's the epitome of a pussy move.

While LeBron is currently gracing the cover of Vogue, Carmelo is on the cover of Backwards Fighting Pussies Magazine.

Xylus
04-01-2008, 04:41 PM
Boris Diaw's gotta make this list.

mavs>spurs2
04-01-2008, 04:42 PM
While LeBron is currently gracing the cover of Vogue, Carmelo is on the cover of Backwards Fighting Pussies Magazine.

:lmao I cracked up the first time you said that shit but it's still funny

Gino
04-01-2008, 04:47 PM
Definately Vince.

manufor3
04-01-2008, 05:28 PM
it's terry, but mcgrady

TexSports
04-01-2008, 06:31 PM
Dork Nowitski for sure...

LakerMagic
04-01-2008, 06:40 PM
Carmelo, no doubt.

Manu'sMagicalLeftHand
04-01-2008, 06:58 PM
1) Beno Udrih
(so much pussyness is out of the chart)





2) Vince Carter

3) Jason Terry
4) Jerry Stackhouse
etc.

cash459
04-01-2008, 07:05 PM
Caramelo and Gay -Ray....

people who punch other guys in the nuts are pussies too...Terry

LakeShow
04-01-2008, 07:28 PM
Back in the day I would have said, Dirkie hands down but he gives it more effort than ever before. He still has his moments but the guy is trying so I have give him his props.

This list is too short. Out of this group it has to be Peja!

Holmes_Fans
04-01-2008, 07:43 PM
I don't know how you can say Dirk. How many players can have a high ankle sprain and knee sprain and come back in less than 3 weeks. When football players get them they are out for half the season.

Biggest pussy = Carmelo for the punch 'n run

LakeShow
04-01-2008, 07:55 PM
Besides, Manu Ginobili is the pussiest player in the league!

http://espn.go.com/photo/2007/0514/nba_a_ginobili_275.jpghttp://farm1.static.flickr.com/160/374757431_9e7e611dbd.jpg

http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smiafro.gif

Findog
04-01-2008, 07:58 PM
Why isn't Duhmare an option?

mavsfan1000
04-01-2008, 08:45 PM
Dallas is a pretty bad team without Dirk. No?

Leetonidas
04-01-2008, 09:06 PM
Carmelo Anthony for sure.

mavs>spurs2
04-01-2008, 09:07 PM
Why isn't Yao Ming on this list?

greyforest
04-02-2008, 12:41 AM
Seriously now, my tiop 5 in no particular order:

Tracy McGrady
Yao Ming
Pau Gasol
Boris Diaw
Dirk Notwitzki

EDIT:

2XxT0zI2W7Y

now thats pussy

Tike Mailer
04-02-2008, 01:31 AM
Manu Ginobili

m33p0
04-02-2008, 02:20 AM
what is this, old-thread day?

Nasir_Jones
04-02-2008, 09:57 AM
Pllleaaasssee.... All four of those guys would whoop ANYBODY's ass on this forum. The fact that any of you guys would call any NBA player a pussy is laughable.

stretch
04-02-2008, 10:05 AM
Pllleaaasssee.... All four of those guys would whoop ANYBODY's ass on this forum. The fact that any of you guys would call any NBA player a pussy is laughable.
How about you quit posting on Spurstalk and get back to work on your new album? No wonder it's been postponed like 3 times.

cash459
04-02-2008, 10:19 AM
i wanna know how the hell anyone can call Manu a pussy. he gets beat up & still plays.

Sure as hell doesnt run from contact like punk ass melo

plays through pain & doesnt cry like dwayne

jacobdrj
04-02-2008, 10:34 AM
Excuse me, where is Carmelo?

SlovenianGuy
04-02-2008, 10:35 AM
Andrea Bargnani. Period.

jacobdrj
04-02-2008, 10:36 AM
Andrea Bargnani. Period.
May be soft, but not Marsh-Melo soft.

stretch
04-02-2008, 10:42 AM
i wanna know how the hell anyone can call Manu a pussy. he gets beat up & still plays.

Sure as hell doesnt run from contact like punk ass melo

plays through pain & doesnt cry like dwayne
makes me wonder how the hell anyone can call Dirk a pussy as well. he too gets beat up & still plays.

SlovenianGuy
04-02-2008, 10:43 AM
May be soft, but not Marsh-Melo soft.

Have you ever seen him play?

When his 3pt shot isn't falling, he usually goes for a reverse layup.


He's 7 feet tall for god's sake!!!

jacobdrj
04-02-2008, 10:43 AM
Their ability to 'beat us up' is independent of their 'wussy'-ness level.

jacobdrj
04-02-2008, 10:45 AM
Have you ever seen him play?

When his 3pt shot isn't falling, he usually goes for a reverse layup.


He's 7 feet tall for god's sake!!!

Fair 'nuf.

Nasir_Jones
04-02-2008, 11:13 AM
How about you quit posting on Spurstalk and get back to work on your new album? No wonder it's been postponed like 3 times.

Just takin a break from all that for a second, man. Tough to put out an album with as controversial a title as "######" is.

DarrinS
04-02-2008, 11:20 AM
Pretty much the entire Mavericks organization.

DannyT
04-02-2008, 11:26 AM
I was very surprised that The Kobe Show wasn't on the list earlier for his Chris Child incident and Carmela for her hit and run stunt....stop snitching melo....it aint worth it....

Findog
04-03-2008, 12:38 AM
Pretty much the entire Mavericks organization.

Leave Dirk out of it, cuntnozzle.

Findog
04-03-2008, 12:38 AM
The 43 of you who voted for Dirk can go suck a bag of dicks.

mavs>spurs2
04-03-2008, 12:43 AM
The 43 of you who voted for Dirk can go suck a bag of dicks.

44

Jack Sommersset
04-03-2008, 12:49 AM
I think "Who is the biggest cryass in the league?" is a better qustion.

The NBA really does not have pussy's playing. They have alot of babies though!

The Nba Is Rigged
04-03-2008, 01:08 AM
Pretty much the entire Mavericks organization.

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat

Findog
04-03-2008, 01:08 AM
America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat

Nicely played.

The Nba Is Rigged
04-03-2008, 01:10 AM
Nicely played.

I'm too happy from the mavs win 2nite to curse him out so I decided I would just post that instead lol

Findog
04-03-2008, 01:23 AM
^ Yeah, I don't want to get ahead of myself, we're probably still headed for a first-round exit this year at best, but this is the first night in a long time that it feels good to be a Mavs fan. That's how bad it's been.

The Nba Is Rigged
04-03-2008, 01:31 AM
^ Yeah, I don't want to get ahead of myself, we're probably still headed for a first-round exit this year at best, but this is the first night in a long time that it feels good to be a Mavs fan. That's how bad it's been.

What I think is that if we can play up to our potential and Avery doesn't overcoach and make stupid decisions we can make a nice playoff run. I still have some hope, but only time will tell though...

Findog
04-03-2008, 01:35 AM
What I think is that if we can play up to our potential and Avery doesn't overcoach and make stupid decisions we can make a nice playoff run. I still have some hope, but only time will tell though...

It will be damn near impossible to win 4 series w/o HCA. Drawing Houston in Round 1 would be great for making it to the semis, but beyond that, I'm not holding my breath...

mavsfan1000
04-03-2008, 01:42 AM
Damn this Dirk guy is soft. Coming back 10 days after a high ankle sprain. What a pussy.

The Nba Is Rigged
04-03-2008, 01:47 AM
It will be damn near impossible to win 4 series w/o HCA. Drawing Houston in Round 1 would be great for making it to the semis, but beyond that, I'm not holding my breath...

Yeah it would be really tough without hca but we would still have a slim chance. All we can hope for is some luck in that scenario...

The Nba Is Rigged
04-03-2008, 01:47 AM
Damn double post