Well, its official...

[MoSpur]

I am going to be a dad for the first time.

[Sonia_TX]

Congratulations!

[Slomo]

Congrats! :tu

[MoSpur]

Thanks a lot guys. I am excited and nervous.

[Kori Ellis]

Congrats! That's great.

[1369]

Life as you once knew it is forever changed.

Congrats and welcome to the circus.

[duncan228]

Babies are the most wonderful gift there is.
I wish you and your wife a healthy pregnancy and a beautiful baby.
Best of luck to you both, it's a marvelous experience.

[ORION]

congrats and tell Batman congrats for me as well. I thought he was gaining a little weight

[MoSpur]

congrats and tell Batman congrats for me as well. I thought he was gaining a little weight

:lol

He's not here. He has morning sickness.

[ashbeeigh]

:clap Congratulations!

[travis2]

Congratulations!

[peewee's lovechild]

Congrats!!!

My baby comes in less than two weeks.

[Taco's Troll]

I am going to be a dad for the first time.

Congrats!!!!

[TBMTF]

Congrats! Boy or girl?

[Oh, Gee!!]

Congratulations?

[SpursWoman]

Congratulations?


:lol



Congratulations! :baby

[Sp Ginobili 20]

Congratulations!!

[MoSpur]

Congrats!!!

My baby comes in less than two weeks.


Wow. Good for you and the wife. I hope everything goes well. I can't wait until I'm a couple of weeks away.

[ORION]

:lol

He's not here. He has morning sickness.
He is probably at home knitting little outfits

[MoSpur]

Congrats! Boy or girl?

The doctor said she wouldn't be able to tell us until about another three more months.

[MoSpur]

He is probably at home knitting little bootys


:lmao

How did you know? He's following this pattern.

http://gumdrop.typepad.com/knitting/files/batman_chart.JPG

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Shweeet!!! Congrats!

[dimsah]

Congratulations. It's a wonderful experience.

[mrsmaalox]

That's so cool!

[Shelly]

Congratulations! Get as much sleep as you can right now! :lol

[1369]

Congratulations! Get as much sleep as you can right now! :lol

Add to that:

Go see as many movies that aren't cartoons now.
Go out to your favorite restaurants now.
Have as much noisy sex as you can now.
Enjoy the silence now.

[Shelly]

Add to that:

Go see as many movies that aren't cartoons now.
Go out to your favorite restaurants now.
Have as much noisy sex as you can now.
Enjoy the silence now.

Adding on to those:

Enjoy clothes that don't have spit up on them.
Enjoy not having the contents that end up in diapers.
Enjoy having time to take a shower.
Enjoy your time with the baby as much as possible because eventually s/he will become a teenager who thinks they know everything.

[MoSpur]

Adding on to those:

Enjoy clothes that don't have spit up on them.
Enjoy not having the contents that end up in diapers.
Enjoy having time to take a shower.
Enjoy your time with the baby as much as possible because eventually s/he will become a teenager who thinks they know everything.


:lmao

Thanks 1369 and Shelly for the advice. We're starting tonight by going to the Nutcracker.

[peewee's lovechild]

We're starting tonight by going to the Nutcracker.

Is that some kind of vasectomy?

[Shelly]

:lmao

Thanks 1369 and Shelly for the advice. We're starting tonight by going to the Nutcracker.

:tu

[tlongII]

Congratulations! Kids are great as long as they aren't mine!

[mrsmaalox]

Congratulations! Kids are great as long as they aren't mine!
Every time I hear a kid melting down in a store or see someone wrestling one of those wicked strollers, it makes me wanna laugh like a big ol donkey right in their face and say "Ha! It's you and NOT me!" :lol

[Shelly]

Every time I hear a kid melting down in a store or see someone wrestling one of those wicked strollers, it makes me wanna laugh like a big ol donkey right in their face and say "Ha! It's you and NOT me!" :lol

Whenever I see a kid melting down in a grocery store, I look at them and say, "It's okay...I don't want to be here either!" And then get a strange look from the mother who has, in this stage of her life, lost all her sense of humor.

[katyon6th]

Congratulations! Kids are great as long as they aren't mine!

I second that.

[duncan228]

Kids are great as long as they aren't mine!

Does it count if they are yours but you pretend they aren't if they act up in public?

Or when they're teenagers and they pretend they don't know you anytime you're in public?

[ShoogarBear]

Are you going to name it EvenMoSpurs?

[easjer]

Congratulations! Wonderful news!