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PM5K
12-21-2007, 04:32 PM
Just saw a promo for Access Hollywood tonight, apparently there's a documentary called My Big Breasts and Me.

So I Googled it and found this:

"Britain is weighed down by the biggest breasts in Europe. The average chest size of a British teenager has grown dramatically over the past 10 years and is now a whopping 36D"

So it was a nice 28 years being American, but now it's time for me to go...
Slomo
12-21-2007, 04:33 PM
:lol

:tu
Extra Stout
12-21-2007, 04:34 PM
Just saw a promo for Access Hollywood tonight, apparently there's a documentary called My Big Breasts and Me.

So I Googled it and found this:

"Britain is weighed down by the biggest breasts in Europe. The average chest size of a British teenager has grown dramatically over the past 10 years and is now a whopping 36D"

So it was a nice 28 years being American, but now it's time for me to go...
British women, on account of random genetic mutation, have larger breasts on average than women on the Continent. However, the rapid increase over the past decade probably has to do with American-style obesity. So if you like obese women, you don't have to move anywhere.
PM5K
12-21-2007, 04:37 PM
Well the girl on the promo wasn't fat.

I found a torrent for the documentary ;-)
Extra Stout
12-21-2007, 04:38 PM
Well the girl on the promo wasn't fat.

I found a torrent for the documentary ;-)
You probably won't get to have sex with her specifically.
Hermione Granger
12-21-2007, 04:39 PM
You certainly should. I'm not fat so that disproves the assertion above that British girls are fat. Maybe it's just the muggles?
PM5K
12-21-2007, 04:40 PM
You probably won't get to have sex with her specifically.

I could agree with that, but the prospect of teenagers with 36D breasts is too hard for me to resist...
peewee's lovechild
12-21-2007, 04:42 PM
British women, on account of random genetic mutation, have larger breasts on average than women on the Continent. However, the rapid increase over the past decade probably has to do with American-style obesity. So if you like obese women, you don't have to move anywhere.

The docu will be shown on BBC America.

Most of the girls that will be profiled are pretty damn hot.

A few weeks ago, BBC America had a docu about women living with small breasts and the lengths they go to to get them bigger.

Some of that was comedic gold.
peewee's lovechild
12-21-2007, 04:42 PM
I could agree with that, but the prospect of teenagers with 36D breasts is too hard for me to resist...

I'm with you there, brother.
Vizzini
12-21-2007, 04:45 PM
eff moving to Britian, I'm moving to Ontario for this reason http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topfree_equality It's NSFW by the way...
1369
12-21-2007, 04:46 PM
I could agree with that, but the prospect of teenagers with 36D breasts is too hard for me to resist...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/fire_fly21/lilsispool2006yo0copy.jpg
PM5K
12-21-2007, 04:46 PM
Another tidbit, when I was searching for that documentary Google pulled up something called breast fetishism, which to me is like saying I have an oxygen addiction...

If that makes any sense...
PM5K
12-21-2007, 04:48 PM
When Chris Hansen leaves NBC for BBC I'll be concerned...
1369
12-21-2007, 04:57 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Someone starts posting about British gals with big boobs and not one pic?

All ya'll are gay....

http://www.styleikon.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/mar/kelly_brook.jpg

http://www.superchefblog.com/images/nigellalawson_muffin.png

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Kate-Winslet/Kate-Winslet-41.JPG

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/content/pic4011.jpg
dimsah
12-21-2007, 05:09 PM
Finally!
I have not been able to find pictures of nude women anywhere on the internet.
Barbarian
12-21-2007, 05:09 PM
eff moving to Britian, I'm moving to Ontario for this reason http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topfree_equality It's NSFW by the way...

Thanks to your link I now know what a monokini is.
mrsmaalox
12-21-2007, 05:14 PM
All the Brits I've met look rather "waxy"
Melmart1
12-21-2007, 05:18 PM
As if PM5K weren't already creepy, but teenagers? Really? I hope you mean 19yrs old.
Shelly
12-21-2007, 05:22 PM
Where's the Original British Breasticle Girl, Samantha Fox, 1369?
thispego
12-21-2007, 05:23 PM
Finally!
I have not been able to find pictures of nude women anywhere on the internet.
:lmao
01Snake
12-21-2007, 05:32 PM
The boobs are there to distract you from looking at their jacked up teeth!

British chicks FTL!
Gerryatrics
12-21-2007, 05:52 PM
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z133/Janjin/Keira%20Knightley/KeiraKnightley90.jpg

Theory Disproved

:depressed
ShoogarBear
12-21-2007, 07:29 PM
Finally!
I have not been able to find pictures of nude women anywhere on the internet.:lmao
Avitus1
12-21-2007, 08:02 PM
Sounds promising for my next UK visit.
Fillmoe
12-21-2007, 08:51 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU


























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