Would you give someone a six pack of beer if they found your cell phone?

[Sam the Snowman]

I found this Motorola PEBL U6 Red Cell Phone that cost 365.00 dollars and I called one of the numbers on the phone and some dude from India that works at USAA answered and he told me he will call the original owner.

Anyway I told the man I had his phone and I could use a six pack of beer and he said very well where do you live. and he comes by to get the phone but no beer?

What kind of lowlife would re-nigg on a six pack for finding a 365.00 dollar cell phone?


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[Lance]

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[Steve Irwin]

ill give you a BJ if you juice up my PC.

[SrA Husker]

So you found the cell phone, didn't go out of your way except to make a phone call, and made him come and get it from you, and you still expect a six pack? On christmas?

[RashoFan]

I would have brought the six pack. Considering alot of people would have kept/ sold the phone, that is pretty easy reward to pay for the return of a cell phone.

[TheTruth]

You got anything else good?

[Lance]

So you found the cell phone, didn't go out of your way except to make a phone call, and made him come and get it from you, and you still expect a six pack? On christmas?


This man has a point you should of asked for a 12 pack!

[Lance]

You got anything else good?

You need an all in one HP PSC 500 scanner,copier,and printer?



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[TheTruth]

have one

[MannyIsGod]

He should have brought you a six pack. Thats pretty weak.

[sUPER sOAKER]

You need an all in one HP PSC 500 scanner,copier,and printer?



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how much?

[PizzaDeliveryGuy]

He should have brought you a six pack. Thats pretty weak.

That's the best tip you've ever given anyone.

[Lance]

how much?

I traded it for a bottle of whiskey! :drunk

I have a room full of printers.lexmark.Cannon.Epson etc...a six pack each! :smokin

I also have a stack of Randy Moss Rookies if anyone wants them for their kids!

[Dude]

Chances are you might have just said thats ok Merry Christmas but at least the curry smelling bastard offered something and that is what really counts,

I hate people who don't even offer shit!

I saw this dog that was lost at Alamo heights it was some sort of yellow dog like the one you see in the Gravy Train commercials and I noticed it was limping. So after about an hour of using the only meat in our fridge I got it to come to my back yard.

It had a gate so after I had it trapped I called the number on his dog tags.

The lady was hysterical she sounded like she won the publishers clearing house sweepstakes.

She said her dog was hit by a car two days ago and they have been looking for him non stop. I knew they was going to offer me some cash but at the time I worked at Ft.Sam and money was no problem I was just happy to do something cool.


When the lady came she grabbed her dog and didn't even say thank you. WTF?

[sa_butta]

Chances are you might have just said thats ok Merry Christmas but at least the curry smelling bastard offered something and that is what really counts,

I hate people who don't even offer shit!

I saw this dog that was lost at Alamo heights it was some sort of yellow dog like the one you see in the Gravy Train commercials and I noticed it was limping. So after about an hour of using the only meat in our fridge I got it to come to my back yard.

It had a gate so after I had it trapped I called the number on his dog tags.

The lady was hysterical she sounded like she won the publishers clearing house sweepstakes.

She said her dog was hit by a car two days ago and they have been looking for him non stop. I knew they was going to offer me some cash but at the time I worked at Ft.Sam and money was no problem I was just happy to do something cool.


When the lady came she grabbed her dog and didn't even say thank you. WTF?Ungrateful MF's, that pisses me off.

You try to do something nice, and people act as if it is expected of you.

[Jesus]

Is that why people do acts of kindness? For a reward? Is not the simple act of kindness your just reward? The "what's in if for me" attitude is not the way to the promised land.

[sa_butta]

Is that why people do acts of kindness? For a reward? Is not the simple act of kindness your just reward? The "what's in if for me" attitude is not the way to the promised land.A simple thank you is always nice, gratitude.

[Dude]

It's like when you find someones wallet or tell someone they dropped some money on the ground and they give you that mind your own business look. Jut like some of the San Antonio drivers when you let them cut in not even a wave or a thumbs up!

The next time I find something it's going straight to eBay!

[mouse]

Back in 98 I lived in Alamo Heights and we had a yard sale. near the end of the day some lady who looked like a teacher drove a nice car wanted my golf clubs. I wanted 20 dollars and she said 15.00 dollars. so I gave her a change for her 20 dollar bill. As she drove off I realized I gave her a 50.00 dollar bill not a 5.00 dollar bill.

I figured the lady would come back but she never did.

I know it has nothing to do with the topic but that shit still bothers me and this looked like the only place here at ST I could talk about it.

[samikeyp]

Yes I would, especially after I had already offered it.

[mouse]

Yes I would, especially after I had already offered it.


Your old school you would offer a 12 pack! :smokin

[ATRAIN]

Yes I would, especially after I had already offered it.


Yeah I agree, and I think is worth the time of reprogramming a address book sucks.

[ORION]

This one chick locked her keys in her car at the gas station. So this dude was able to unlock it with a slim jim after she had been waiting for the locksmith to come. She was so happy and hugged him and thanked him. The whole time I was thinking "give the dude and blow job" Why can't blow jobs be customary for such heroics. Are there any chicks out there that have done this?

[Sam the Snowman]

Bill Clinton Troll in 3....................2................

[ORION]

Bill Clinton Troll in 3....................2................
I'm being serious

[Sam the Snowman]

So was Bill!

[Oh, Gee!!]

Anyway I told the man I had his phone and I could use a six pack of beer and he said very well where do you live. and he comes by to get the phone but no beer?

What kind of lowlife would re-nigg on a six pack for finding a 365.00 dollar cell phone?



probably the kind that's afraid of walking into a Dateline-style trap.

[Lance]

I'm being serious

Dude you have a picture of a milkshake talking to an oder of French fires in a swimming pool!

at least turn off your sigs if you want to all of a sudden pull out the "I'm being serious" card!

[BillClinton]

BJ's are great it's the skank who doesn't wash their clothes that can get you.

[ATRAIN]

This one chick locked her keys in her car at the gas station. So this dude was able to unlock it with a slim jim after she had been waiting for the locksmith to come. She was so happy and hugged him and thanked him. The whole time I was thinking "give the dude and blow job" Why can't blow jobs be customary for such heroics. Are there any chicks out there that have done this?


They should be offered at least hahahah

[samikeyp]

Your old school you would offer a 12 pack! :smokin

Very true and I would have asked what brand of beer they preferred too.

[ORION]

Dude you have a picture of a milkshake talking to an oder of French fires in a swimming pool!

at least turn off your sigs if you want to all of a sudden pull out the "I'm being serious" card!
so you don't think thats an option for helping a chick out. She seemed like a "party" chick

[Twisted_Dawg]

This one chick locked her keys in her car at the gas station. So this dude was able to unlock it with a slim jim after she had been waiting for the locksmith to come. She was so happy and hugged him and thanked him. The whole time I was thinking "give the dude and blow job" Why can't blow jobs be customary for such heroics. Are there any chicks out there that have done this?

...At the very least a hand job.

[Twisted_Dawg]

I found this Motorola PEBL U6 Red Cell Phone that cost 365.00 dollars and I called one of the numbers on the phone and some dude from India that works at USAA answered and he told me he will call the original owner.

Anyway I told the man I had his phone and I could use a six pack of beer and he said very well where do you live. and he comes by to get the phone but no beer?

What kind of lowlife would re-nigg on a six pack for finding a 365.00 dollar cell phone?


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Was that guy that answered the phone that same Indian dude on here called USAA EMPLOYEE???

[ORION]

...At the very least a hand job.
true. I was just pumping gas and thinking to myself. yeah cool you gave him 10 hugs already but if you really want to show him your thankful .........

[ATRAIN]

true. I was just pumping gas and thinking to myself. yeah cool you gave him 10 hugs already but if you really want to show him your thankful .........


Guess she wasn't THAT grateful lol

[Dex]

Buying alcohol for minors is illegal. :nope

[Lance]

Buying alcohol for minors is illegal. :nope

But watching them take their tops off while downing a beer Bong and filming it is legit?

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[ORION]

But watching them take their tops off while downing a beer Bong and filming it is legit?

http://www.foxnews.com/images/246241/0_61_121306_girlsgonewild.jpg
how do they get around that?

[USA Employee]

Was that guy that answered the phone that same Indian dude on here called USAA EMPLOYEE???

In my country we do not reward those who give back what is not theirs.
You silly Americans with your pointless traditions really make me laugh out very loud.

[Dex]

But watching them take their tops off while downing a beer Bong and filming it is legit?

http://www.foxnews.com/images/246241/0_61_121306_girlsgonewild.jpg

It's like a nature documentary.

You don't interfere. You just capture reality. :lol

[Bigzax]

I found this Motorola PEBL U6 Red Cell Phone that cost 365.00 dollars and I called one of the numbers on the phone and some dude from India that works at USAA answered and he told me he will call the original owner.

Anyway I told the man I had his phone and I could use a six pack of beer and he said very well where do you live. and he comes by to get the phone but no beer?

What kind of lowlife would re-nigg on a six pack for finding a 365.00 dollar cell phone?


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http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-28553301169418_1978_669346862



if there was a deal in place, you been done wrong. you should have told him to watch out if that red dot on his forhead starts coming from a laser beam...

[mrsmaalox]

This one chick locked her keys in her car at the gas station. So this dude was able to unlock it with a slim jim after she had been waiting for the locksmith to come. She was so happy and hugged him and thanked him. The whole time I was thinking "give the dude and blow job" Why can't blow jobs be customary for such heroics. Are there any chicks out there that have done this?

Well when you think about it, a six pack costs what? about $7? And a BJ costs nothing but a few seconds of your time. Definitely requires consideration!

[to21]

Well when you think about it, a six pack costs what? about $7? And a BJ costs nothing but a few seconds of your time. Definitely requires consideration!
Or to make it a better experience, a bj with an altoid.

[mrsmaalox]

Or to make it a better experience, a bj with an altoid.

I don't know about that. Altoids cost way too much.

[fatsack]

I found a phone in the HEB parking lot a couple of weeks ago.

I saw that it had a missed call from "mom", so I called "mom" back and told her I'd leave the phone with the HEB office.

I need all the good karma i can get.

[Lance]

Well when you think about it, a six pack costs what? about $7? And a BJ costs nothing but a few seconds of your time. Definitely requires consideration!


I'm not sure who's dick you been sucking that only requires a few seconds of your time but if your really that good like you say then call me next time you lock your keys in the car, .......lost cat, .....rake the leaves,.....clogged drain,...........pencil needs sharpening.............

[Sam the Snowman]

I found a phone in the HEB parking lot a couple of weeks ago.

I saw that it had a missed call from "mom", so I called "mom" back and told her I'd leave the phone with the HEB office.

I need all the good karma i can get.

What kind of Karma do you think you should receive? Are you saying if you lose something you hope someone else does the same? or have things been real bad lately and you could really use some good luck?
Either way, I hope it comes soon! :toast

[Smackie Chan]

probably the kind that's afraid of walking into a Dateline-style trap.

^ rack! :lol

[Twisted_Dawg]

I'm not sure who's dick you been sucking that only requires a few seconds of your time but if your really that good like you say then call me next time you lock your keys in the car, .......lost cat, .....rake the leaves,.....clogged drain,...........pencil needs sharpening.............

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[mrsmaalox]

I'm not sure who's dick you been sucking that only requires a few seconds of your time but if your really that good like you say then call me next time you lock your keys in the car, .......lost cat, .....rake the leaves,.....clogged drain,...........pencil needs sharpening.............
Whoa, down boy! :lol I never claimed to be good; that was the joke silly! :p:

[Mavs08]

Whoa, down boy! :lol I never claimed to be good! :p:

I am sure that is one job where it's ok to suck at! :lmao

[mrsmaalox]

I am sure that is one job where it's ok to suck at! :lmao
:lol

[USA Employee]

After reading this heart felt topic ,
I have come to the conclusion if I ever find a cell phone in America?
I will immediately take it to the Bombay pawnshop!