FARK's headlines of the year

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Just because I really need to laugh today and I couldn't leave you from the hilarity, here goes:

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[dirk4mvp]

We still don't know who put the "hot" in 'hottentot', or the "ape" in "apricot," but police have captured the man who put the "semen" in "the girls locked in his basement"

:lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

One of my faves:

Man who beat his girlfriend with a flashlight charged with assault. Flashlight charged with battery

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

:lmao Those are funny.

One of my favorites:

"First 450 people who show up at Cleveland's convention centre this Saturday with a working handgun will get a $100 gas card. The first person to think this through will get $45,000 in gas cards"

[ShoogarBear]

Bear attack victim had 'tender heart,' according to friends, family, bear

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[RashoFan]

Blind man reunited with missing seeing eye dog (as far as he knows)

[David@SLCC]

This one made me laugh non-stop for about 5 minutes:

"Muhammad Ali receives honorary doctorate from Princeton, shakes own hand"



I'm going to hell...