My baby . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

My baby girl, Julia Allison, was born on December 29, 2007 at 12:56 p.m.

She weighed 6 lbs. 12.3 oz., and she was 19 1/2 inches long. She's the most beautiful baby ever. She pulls all the strings to my heart and she makes me wish I could just look at her all day.

She's been crying and crapping like crazy, but that only makes me love her even more. I've never felt like this about anything or anyone. She makes me happier than I ever thought I could be.

[Steve Irwin]

is this a joke or not because you've always been a drunk piece of shit

[angel_luv]

Congrats Pee Wee! :)

[ashbeeigh]

Congratulations peewee. I'm glad she makes you happy, shit 'n all.

[duncan228]

Congrats peewee.
Being a parent is an experience like no other.
It's a love like no other.
I didn't know the feeling that I would throw myself in front of a moving train to save anyone until I had my kids.

Children can make you happier than you knew you could be, their joy is your joy.
They can make you sadder than you knew you could be, their pain is your pain.

Enjoy every moment with her. It all goes by too fast.

[mrsmaalox]

Wonderful! I'm so happy for you!

[Vinnie_Johnson]

Hey that's my daughters birthday too. Congrats!

[midgetonadonkey]

I was there. I can confirm that the baby is in fact real and nice looking. How something that adorable can come from peewee's seed is a mystery to me.

[stress]

good for you man i had my son on feb 24 and he makes me happy as hell and stressd to but hey hes my boy !!!! i love it and hes gonna be one soon and it does go by fast

[Silver21_Black20]

Congratulations . . . again!

[CuckingFunt]

Congrats, and junk.

[RashoFan]

Way to go PeeWee!!!
I think?? :dizzy
I keed... Congrats on your little baby girl.

[tlongII]

Congrats!

[Jekka]

My dad said that he kind of went along with my mom's desire to have kids, but was surprised to find - in his words - how much fun having a daughter is. So I hope you have just as much fun with your daughter, congratulations :)

[Melmart1]

Congrats on your baby.

[E20]

I was there. I can confirm that the baby is in fact real and nice looking. How something that adorable can come from peewee's seed is a mystery to me.
Giving birth from the urethra must have been pretty painful for you. Props for taking the pain. :tu

Congrats on the baby. :hat

[slacker77]

Congrats man! There is no other feeling in the world like that. Unless of course,you have another.

[Fillmoe]

congrats....

[Supreme_Being]

Hah. I hate to be a bitch, but the reality of having a kid really doesn't thrill me that much. Here are the reasons why:

1. You have to clothe him.
2. You have to pay for school.
3. You have to give him allowance.
4. You have to have vast reserves of patience for annoying little tantrums.
5. You have to give him a room.
6. You have to wake up at night just to give him a bottle of milk.
7. You wake up at night because he's crying for no apparent reason.
8. You have to clean up his shit and pee.
7. You have to pay a lot for his monthly check ups.
9. You have to give up your two door coupe for a big bulky sedan/wagon.
10. You have buy expensive baby food.
11. Baby food supplements are fucking expensive.
12. You have to endure nine months with your wife acting weird and having dark arm pits.

[Kori Ellis]

Congrats, Pee Wee!

:lol @ Supreme Being. I hope you don't currently have kids.

[J.T.]

Make sure she grows up on South Park and Led Zeppelin. Congrats dude.

[ShoogarBear]

Giving birth from the urethra must have been pretty painful for you. Props for taking the pain. :tu:lol

Congrats, peewee. I hope your back is okay. You're going to need it.

[nsrammstein]

Post some pics man!!

[BeerIsGood!]

The kid's cute? Must be a good looking mailman.

[Slomo]

Congrats!

[Gerryatrics]

Congratulations!

[johngateswhiteley]

Hah. I hate to be a bitch, but the reality of having a kid really doesn't thrill me that much. Here are the reasons why:

1. You have to clothe him.
2. You have to pay for school.
3. You have to give him allowance.
4. You have to have vast reserves of patience for annoying little tantrums.
5. You have to give him a room.
6. You have to wake up at night just to give him a bottle of milk.
7. You wake up at night because he's crying for no apparent reason.
8. You have to clean up his shit and pee.
7. You have to pay a lot for his monthly check ups.
9. You have to give up your two door coupe for a big bulky sedan/wagon.
10. You have buy expensive baby food.
11. Baby food supplements are fucking expensive.
12. You have to endure nine months with your wife acting weird and having dark arm pits.


lol, thats funny. but i hear you, i won't be having kids for some time...probably not till i'm 40.

[travis2]

Congratulations!

[drunkendan]

Congrats...My daughter has the same birthday (a year earlier).

[ATRAIN]

Congrats pee wee

[Taco's Troll]

Congrats On The New Blessing Baby Girl!!!

And Way To Have It Just In Time For Another Tax Deduction!!!

[smeagol]

Congrats dip shit! :spin

[ORION]

I thought it was a court order that you can't have kids

[stretch]

Congrats sir.

[BacktoBasics]

Congrats buddy. I can't wait for you to go through what I'm going though. Right now I can't stop my son from calling everyone a "bitch". I hope you can get some sleep at work or something. Enjoy the rollercoaster its all you can do until it ends.

[ploto]

Congrats On The New Blessing Baby Girl!!!

And Way To Have It Just In Time For Another Tax Deduction!!!

Same thing I thought.

Congrats!

[Fat Bones]

Congratulations.
Making babies is fun and easy, good luck with the rest of the experience.

[DannyT]

Congrats buddy. I can't wait for you to go through what I'm going though. Right now I can't stop my son from calling everyone a "bitch". I hope you can get some sleep at work or something. Enjoy the rollercoaster its all you can do until it ends.


this is true and funny...kids are sponges watch what you do and say man...

congrats and good luck....girls are DRAMA....I scared of my daughter turning into a teenager...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

congrats to you and mel!

[ATRAIN]

When you going to post some pics man

[lil'mo]

babies are overrated

[jcrod]

Congrats.

[midgetonadonkey]

babies are overrated

I agree.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

When you going to post some pics mani'm surprised no one has jumped on this

[MoSpur]

Congrats!!!!

[1369]

i'm surprised no one has jumped on this

You people are slacking....

How could you not fall in love with that smile?

http://www.netrixweb.com/images/ChrisFarleyBaby.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Hokey smokes. peewee's kid was born with teeth?

[FromWayDowntown]

Congratulations!

[ATRAIN]

You people are slacking....

How could you not fall in love with that smile?

http://www.netrixweb.com/images/ChrisFarleyBaby.jpg



I was about to say that baby looks like Chris Farley but then I saw the web source hahahah. "It doesnt hurt so much here.......nor here..........but right in here!!"

[Shelly]

Congratulations!!!

[Sonia_TX]

Congrats! I'm sure she's adorable as all (most???) babies are. :)

[kingsfan]

Congrats, wait that means someone had sex with you? Unbelievable :lol

[2Blonde]

....I scared of my daughter turning into a teenager...

You should be... I live with the proof everyday~~~ That's why cocktails were invented. :toast

[2Blonde]

Congrats PeeWee. Babies are awesome

[easjer]

Congratulations, PeeWee! I'm hopeful we can make a similar announcement next year.

[Shelly]

You should be... I live with the proof everyday~~~ That's why cocktails were invented. :toast

Sometimes I want to drink my breakfast...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

When you going to post some pics manhttp://www.tlcafrica.com/caine_baby2.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

YOMANK, dude.

[Richard Cranium]

Great news!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Post some pics man!!



When you going to post some pics man



Here ya go!!



http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/9025/dcp0603zu8.jpg


http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/8757/dcp0604bb7.jpg


http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/7624/dcp0606tm1.jpg


http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/7916/dcp0607dc7.jpg


http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/5528/dcp0609gg0.jpg


http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/9140/dcp0617fb5.jpg


http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/4851/dcp0623vn1.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

She was pretty pissed in the first pictures, but she looks cool on the last two.

[ShoogarBear]

I think the last picture has the reason why she was pissed in the first pictures.

[Shelly]

awww...precious!

[angel_luv]

She is a beautiful baby, Pee Wee. Congrats again. :)

[easjer]

What a beauty. Congrats.

[RashoFan]

Beautiful little girl! Congrtas PeeWee.

[spursfan09]

Awww.. wow she is really pretty.