tlong and Shoog and Chopper

[Jimcs50]

I am hiring a new assistant and I have three applicants. I am in a quandary here. All are experienced, one is a little more and seems to be perfect, but this girl is a part time model and she gave me her web site to check out. Here is one of her pics:

http://www.musecube.com/TexasTiff/93521/93521-711335-large.jpg

Portfolio Details
I'm a 29 year old Caucasian Model located in bryan, TX 77808. I'm 5'9", 130lbs, 36 - 27 - 38. My hair is blonde (long). I have green eyes, tan skin. My dress size is 8, shoe size 8. I consider myself to be Professional /
Experienced. My modeling interests are art, casual, fashion, glamour, print, runway, sport and swimwear.




This is on the level too, no BS.

What should I do? Hire this one who will be nice to look at, or the one who is more experienced?

[leemajors]

:ttiwwp:

[ShoogarBear]

TTIWW visible P.

[ShoogarBear]

This is on the level too, no BS.
Of course it is. That's why you immediately went to The Club to ask for my and tlong's advice.

[Jimcs50]

Of course it is. That's why you immediately went to The Club to ask for my and tlong's advice.

I respect you opinions.

[ShoogarBear]

Pending a pic, I would go with the one who will help your business the most.

[ShoogarBear]

tlong will want more specifics about the hair: length, wooliness, etc.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Of course it is. That's why you immediately went to The Club to ask for my and tlong's advice.


True dat. If Jim was truly in need of some advice he undoubtedly would have consulted the Chopper.





He's already hired the hot girl and now he's here to gloat....not that there's anything wrong with that.

[ORION]

I am hiring a new assistant and I have three applicants. I am in a quandary here. All are experienced, one is a little more and seems to be perfect, but this girl is a part time model and she gave me her web site to check out. Here is one of her pics:

http://www.musecube.com/TexasTiff/93521/93521-711335-large.jpg

Portfolio Details
I'm a 29 year old Caucasian Model located in bryan, TX 77808. I'm 5'9", 130lbs, 36 - 27 - 38. My hair is blonde (long). I have green eyes, tan skin. My dress size is 8, shoe size 8. I consider myself to be Professional /
Experienced. My modeling interests are art, casual, fashion, glamour, print, runway, sport and swimwear.




This is on the level too, no BS.

What should I do? Hire this one who will be nice to look at, or the one who is more experienced?
hire the experienced one and send me the other's info. I'm sure I can get her a job here

[Jimcs50]

True dat. If Jim was truly in need of some advice he undoubtedly would have consulted the Chopper.





He's already hired the hot girl and now he's here to gloat....not that there's anything wrong with that.


True, Chopper, but you are hardly in here and I needed a fast decision.

:toast

[Jimcs50]

hire the experienced one and send me the other's info. I'm sure I can get her a job here

This one has 9 yrs experience, so it is not like all she has is a nice rack, you know?

:spin

[thispego]

ahem, Jim, the pic, repost it, thanks.

[monosylab1k]

I've got a couple "jobs" for her.


























































Has anybody ever used that joke before? I think I'm the first person ever to think of that. You guys can use it for free but give me credit when you do.

[Jimcs50]

Is this sexual harassment on her part giving me a web site that shows her breasts? This is a new one on me.

:lol

[ShoogarBear]

I just checked out the web site.

Her bite looks a little crooked. Perhaps you could fix that?

Truthfully, I suspect she doesn't plan to stay with you for very long.

[ATRAIN]

hire the experienced one and send me the other's info. I'm sure I can get her a job here


LOL like you don't have enough eye candy!!

[ATRAIN]

Is this sexual harassment on her part giving me a web site that shows her breasts? This is a new one on me.

:lol


are they bare? Are you a manager at hooters?? If so then no, that is more like a resume.

[Jimcs50]

I just checked out the web site.

Her bite looks a little crooked. Perhaps you could fix that?

Truthfully, I suspect she doesn't plan to stay with you for very long.

Well, she has stayed with a doc down the street for 9 yrs, but he is getting old and is cutting way back, thus her wanted to move elsewhere.




Am I trying to talk myself into hiring her, or what? :lol

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Just saw the pic.....





Pull the f'in trigger Jim! Make it so.

[Jimcs50]

Just saw the pic.....





Pull the f'in trigger Jim! Make it so.


I fixed the thread title....sorry for the oversight.

[ShoogarBear]

Well, she has stayed with a doc down the street for 9 yrs, but he is getting old and is cutting way back, thus her wanted to move elsewhere.I'm surprised he hasn't dropped from a heart attack.


Am I trying to talk myself into hiring her, or what? :lolI think you need to see if anything about her application sticks out from, er, at you.

[Jimcs50]

I'm surprised he hasn't dropped from a heart attack.

I think you need to see if anything about her applications sticks out from, er, at you.


Something is defnitely standing out.

[Slomo]

I just checked out the web site.

Her bite looks a little crooked. Perhaps you could fix that?

Truthfully, I suspect she doesn't plan to stay with you for very long.I don't know Jim she's really not that hot and the green fishnet shirt photo is not doing much for her (it looks like it's doing something for you though :p:).

Shoog is right she might be in this for the free dental work :devil

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I fixed the thread title....sorry for the oversight.

:lol No problem.



Seriously, hire her. No harm in some eye candy. Her pose in that pic worries me a little bit...kind of has that "Fatal Attraction" look in her eye. Might want to check her criminal record.

[Jimcs50]

I don't know Jim she's really not that hot and the green fishnet shirt photo is not doing much for her (it looks like it's doing something for you though :p:).

Shoog is right she might be in this for the free dental work :devil

Ok Slomo, I respect your opinion, I will take it under advisement.

PS.

She looks better in person.

[Shelly]

All I see is a picture of a Muse Cube?

What does Mrs. JimCS50 have to say about this???

[BacktoBasics]

Fuck I can't see any pic

[ShoogarBear]

So, the other question on everyone's mind: fake or real?

Looking at the fishnet pic, I'm thinking fake.

[Jimcs50]

:lol No problem.



Seriously, hire her. No harm in some eye candy. Her pose in that pic worries me a little bit...kind of has that "Fatal Attraction" look in her eye. Might want to check her criminal record.

I already have plenty of eye candy around here, and I am afraid that my other girls will be petty and jealous, and we will have some friction. This happens a lot when you work with 10 women, believe me.

I think I will go with the not so attractive more experienced one......

well......maybe


still deciding.

:)

[Sportcamper]

If that gal is 5’ 9” and all of those parts are real then she weighs at least 165 lbs….In any case She looks like a sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen…

Hire a woman over 40…Preferably one that is not very attractive & appreciates a professional work environment…

[E20]

The title should be:

Tlong, Shoog, and Chopper.

Not:

Tlong and shoog and chopper.

That's just horrible grammar.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

http://www.musecube.com/TexasTiff/93521/93521-762827-large.jpg

I actually like this pic a lot better.

I think you've made your decision. :fro

[Jimcs50]

So, the other question on everyone's mind: fake or real?

Looking at the fishnet pic, I'm thinking fake.

I concur....fake as Trump's hair.

[Shelly]

Question...will your other employees think she was hired based on her looks? Wimmen can be catty, ya know.

[ShoogarBear]

I already have plenty of eye candy around here, and I am afraid that my other girls will be petty and jealous, and we will have some friction. This happens a lot when you work with 10 women, believe me.Obviously there already has been some friction involving you.



I think I will go with the not so attractive more experienced one......

well......maybe


still deciding.

:)Pussy.

[Jimcs50]

The tite should be:

Tlong, Shoog, and Chopper.

Not:

Tlong and shoog and chopper.

That's just horrible grammar.


That was because I edited it afterwards. Chopper was feeling left out, and justly so.

[Shelly]

Question...will your other employees think she was hired based on her looks? Wimmen can be catty, ya know.

oops...you already answered before I posted this.

Nevermind.

[E20]

That was because I edited it afterwards. Chopper was feeling left out, and justly so.
I can't believe someone actually read that post.

[Slomo]

Ok Slomo, I respect your opinion, I will take it under advisement.

PS.

She looks better in person.Of the four photos on her website that one is probably the worst. If she looks better in person than she looks in the photo with the white shirt, I then retract my previous post :)

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I already have plenty of eye candy around here, and I am afraid that my other girls will be petty and jealous, and we will have some friction. This happens a lot when you work with 10 women, believe me.

I think I will go with the not so attractive more experienced one......

well......maybe


still deciding.

:)

There are 13 women in my office, and believe me, nothing says "office moral" like throwing a sexy young 20-something into the mix.

Hire the attractive one on a part-time basis...see how she does...and then you can always let her go if all hell breaks loose.

[Slomo]

http://www.musecube.com/TexasTiff/93521/93521-762827-large.jpg

I actually like this pic a lot better.


Yes, I can see why Jim would ask for your advice :tu

[ShoogarBear]

There are 13 women in my office, and believe me, nothing says "office moral" like throwing a sexy young 20-something into the mix. She's 31, so therefore this won't be a problem.


Hire the attractive one on a part-time basis...see how she does...and then you can always let her go if all hell breaks loose.With no residual damage at all. :lol

[Jimcs50]

oops...you already answered before I posted this.

Nevermind.


Shelly, I think I will just send her to your husband's office to apply...I think he needs some help too, right?

[ShoogarBear]

I agree about Chopper's pic choice. Nice gams. You would need to redesign the hygienists' uniforms.

[Jimcs50]

Of the four photos on her website that one is probably the worst. If she looks better in person than she looks in the photo with the white shirt, I then retract my previous post :)

You mean this one?

http://www.musecube.com/TexasTiff/93521/93521-792650-large.jpg

[Slomo]

I agree about Chopper's pic choice. Nice gams. You would need to redesign the hygienists' uniforms.C'mon what are friends for? I'm sure we can come up with a design pretty quickly.

[Slomo]

You mean this one?

http://www.musecube.com/TexasTiff/93521/93521-792650-large.jpgYes, because you can see her face. Although Ed already identified the best one.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

She's 31, so therefore this won't be a problem.

With no residual damage at all. :lol

31? Even better.


Part-time employees are great. Because their hours are not guaranteed you can cut there shifts down to such an unreasonable number of hours that they have no choice but to resign, thus alleviating all that cumbersome paperwork involved in actually firing someone. :tu

[ShoogarBear]

You mean this one?

http://www.musecube.com/TexasTiff/93521/93521-792650-large.jpgIsn't that how she came to the interview?

[Shelly]

Shelly, I think I will just send her to your husband's office to apply...I think he needs some help too, right?

:lol

Eff that, she can come to my house and be my personal assistant.

And I still don't see no stinking pictures!

[Jimcs50]

31? Even better.


Part-time employees are great. Because their hours are not guaranteed you can cut there shifts down to such an unreasonable number of hours that they have no choice but to resign, thus alleviating all that cumbersome paperwork involved in actually firing someone. :tu

Actually the position is part time...so really there is no problem....riiight?

[Sportcamper]

My assistant for over a decade…. (http://teleworkrecruiting.com/woman_editing_changed.jpg)Most efficient person ever…Nobody called in sick or showed up late when she was around…

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Should the Dept of Labor come calling you simply inform them that you'd love to provide this employee with more hours, however there just isn't a need for this person's services on a more regular basis at this time.

[Jimcs50]

:lol

Eff that, she can come to my house and be my personal assistant.

And I still don't see no stinking pictures!


Here go to web site:

http://www.musecube.com/TexasTiff/93521/

[Jimcs50]

My assistant for over a decade…. (http://teleworkrecruiting.com/woman_editing_changed.jpg)Most efficient person ever…Nobody called in sick or showed up late when she was around…


Did you ever have an affair with her, Camper?

[Slomo]

:lol

Eff that, she can come to my house and be my personal assistant.

And I still don't see no stinking pictures!The website is using a special filter where pics only show up on middle aged men. :spin


psssst: http://www.musecube.com/TexasTiff/93521/

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Another reason to hire her:

I seem to remember you taking your entire staff on a vacation last year. Seems like she wouldn't be a bad addition to the entourage at a lake or beach resort next year.







So far Jim, it's all positives and no negatives from my perspective.

[Jimcs50]

Should the Dept of Labor come calling you simply inform them that you'd love to provide this employee with more hours, however there just isn't a need for this person's services on a more regular basis at this time.


You are the best Chopper, how could I have forgotten to ask you first.

:)

[thispego]

awwww gross! that chick is a butter face all the way

[Jimcs50]

Another reason to hire her:

I seem to remember you taking your entire staff on a vacation last year. Seems like she wouldn't be a bad addition to the entourage at a lake or beach resort next year.







So far Jim, it's all positives and no negatives from my perspective.

We are thinking about Cancun for our next trip later this year.



SOLD!!!!!

[Jimcs50]

awwww gross! that chick is a butter face all the way


:rolleyes

[Shelly]

well...at the risk of sounding like the jelus wimmen I'll be accused of being, I say go with the more experienced one. She's okay looking with a nice bod.

Oh, and it's FireFox that's preventing the pictures showing up...even on her website. They show up in IE

[thispego]

:rolleyes
Jim be serious, the first two that are up close of her face are pretty bad, sure she looks like a 10 from far away, but how big is your office?

[Shelly]

BTW, JIM, What's the deal with this new margin tax? It affects our industry now, right?

[Sportcamper]

Did you ever have an affair with her, Camper?

I got her tipsy one time at lunch but she wouldn’t go any further…

[Jimcs50]

Jim be serious, the first two that are up close of her face are pretty bad, sure she looks like a 10 from far away, but how big is your office?

:lol


That is funny.

I am serious, in person, she looks way better, and she has a great smile and personality too.

[Jimcs50]

BTW, JIM, What's the deal with this new margin tax? It affects our industry now, right?


eh, there will always be teeth, gums and feet, right Shelly?

:)

[ShoogarBear]

sure she looks like a 10 from far away, but how big is your office?:rollin

She's not that bad. If she wasn't a model, you would think she was hot.

[Shelly]

eh, there will always be teeth, gums and feet, right Shelly?

:)

:lol

damn commie government!

[ShoogarBear]

BTW, JIM, What's the deal with this new margin tax? It affects our industry now, right?Nice try. You ain't derailing this thread.

[thispego]

:lol


That is funny.

I am serious, in person, she looks way better, and she has a great smile and personality too.
:lol well unless the job requires the experience and skill that the other applicant has, i think you need to go with your penis on this one :tu

[thispego]

:rollin

She's not that bad. If she wasn't a model, you would think she was hot.
haha, that happens alot with models, whats up with that?

[Shelly]

Nice try. You ain't derailing this thread.

Shush, Shoog...

[Kori Ellis]

All I see is a picture of a Muse Cube?



Copy and paste the URL to the picture of the cube into your browser.

Jim - Hold out for a girl with a better looking face. She's got a good body, but her face is too manly.

[Jimcs50]

:lol well unless the job requires the experience and skill that the other applicant has, i think you need to go with your penis on this one :tu

I have found from experience that my penis has made horrible decisions for me over and over....hence me asking Shoog, Chopper and tlong their advise this time.

:)

[Jimcs50]

Copy and paste the URL to the picture of the cube into your browser.

Jim - Hold out for a girl with a better looking face. She's got a good body, but her face is too manly.

I know, she has that cross dresser look about her in the pics......I am not big on that either. This is why I never liked Jessica Simpson much...she has that manly look too.

[ShoogarBear]

haha, that happens alot with models, whats up with that?Once you say you're a model, a whole new set of standards apply.

It's like the guy who dominates down at the local gym who decides to try out for the pros.

[Shelly]

I know, she has that cross dresser look about her in the pics......I am not big on that either. This is why I never liked Jessica Simpson much...she has that manly look too.


I think she's got that tranny look. Better check for man hands.

[Jimcs50]

I think she's got that tranny look. Better check for man hands.

Hands are actually very feminine, long slender fingers...already checked them out...they have to be small in this business you know.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Kori, Shelly, admit it. If you were hiring an assistant and an attractive person applied, if he was qualified, just not quite as qualified as someone you found to be unattractive, you'd hire the attractive one...correct?

This isn't just a guy thing. In a business like Jim's where he has a lot of public contact, the natural tendency is to hire attractive employees, be they male of female. It's the way the world works, and in a profession like Jim's it's probably a good business decision because clients/customers/patients are naturally drawn to an office with attractive employees. Yes?

Now if this person is incompetent, then that changes things. Jim hasn't stated exactly what this gal's job will be, but I'm assuming that it will involve patient interaction.

[ShoogarBear]

I think she's got that tranny look. Better check for man hands.Isn't that usally from overuse of the eyeliner? Wonder what she looks like with less makeup.

[Kori Ellis]

Kori, Shelly, admit it. If you were hiring an assistant and an attractive person applied, if he was qualified, just not quite as qualified as someone you found to be unattractive, you'd hire the attractive one...correct?

Correct, I just think there's probably a better looking person available for the job. :lol

[thispego]

Once you say you're a model, a whole new set of standards apply.

It's like the guy who dominates down at the local gym who decides to try out for the pros.
haha, good point, or maybe the term "model" is too loosely applied nowadays

[Kori Ellis]

Isn't that usally from overuse of the eyeliner? Wonder what she looks like with less makeup.

Without makeup, she'd look pretty trailer park (no offense to anyone who lives in a trailer park) but she'd still have big breasts and great legs :tu

[Shelly]

Kori, Shelly, admit it. If you were hiring an assistant and an attractive person applied, if he was qualified, just not quite as qualified as someone you found to be unattractive, you'd hire the attractive one...correct?

This isn't just a guy thing. In a business like Jim's where he has a lot of public contact, the natural tendency is to hire attractive employees, be they male of female. It's the way the world works, and in a profession like Jim's it's probably a good business decision because clients/customers/patients are naturally drawn to an office with attractive employees. Yes?

Now if this person is incompetent, then that changes things. Jim hasn't stated exactly what this gal's job will be, but I'm assuming that it will involve patient interaction.

I dunno...my dentist's employees are average and his business is booming. I would hire who I thought was the most qualified regardless of looks.

I believe it works for Cosmic Cowboy since he's got a battle-axe working for him :lol

[thispego]

I have found from experience that my penis has made horrible decisions for me over and over....hence me asking Shoog, Chopper and tlong their advise this time.

:)
sage-like they are

[Kori Ellis]

haha, good point, or maybe the term "model" is too loosely applied nowadays

Model = Any girl who is willing to let a guy take provocative pictures of them :lol

[Shelly]

Without makeup, she'd look pretty trailer park (no offense to anyone who lives in a trailer park) but she'd still have big breasts and great legs :tu

:rollin

[Kori Ellis]

The girl isn't horrible. I just think Jim should have better standards in his staff :lol

[ShoogarBear]

No thread like this is complete until tlong has made his pronouncement.

[thispego]

Model = Any girl who is willing to let a guy take provocative pictures of them :lol
Hey I've dated a model!!!!

[ShoogarBear]

Hey I've dated a model!!!!:lmao

And even have the pictures to prove it!!!!!

[Jimcs50]

No thread like this is complete until tlong has made his pronouncement.

I will act as his proxy.

"I'd hit it"

:p:

[thispego]

:lmao

And even have the pictures to prove it!!!!!
:lol

[Jimcs50]

The girl isn't horrible. I just think Jim should have better standards in his staff :lol


Hey, this is not LA. Qualified chairside dental assistant applicants who want part time work and are hot, simultaneously are not crawling out of the woodwork here, you know.

:)

[Shelly]

I'd say if she can perform a root canal, then she's hired!

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I would hire who I thought was the most qualified regardless of looks.



How disappointing.....




I mean noble.
















Now, Shelly, say you have two equally qualified applicants...who do you choose? One guy is 32, single, looks like JFK Jr. The other is 5'4" 350 pounds and smells like lettuce. Who do you choose???

Don't lie to me damnit!

[ShoogarBear]

Now, Shelly, say you have two equally qualified applicants...who do you choose? One guy is 32, single, looks like JFK Jr. The other is 5'4" 350 pounds and smells like lettuce. Who do you choose???

Don't lie to me damnit!Lettuce? Is he from Yuma?

[ShoogarBear]

Hey, this is not LA. Qualified chairside dental assistant applicants who want part time work and are hot, simultaneously are not crawling out of the woodwork here, you know.
Ew, no matter how hot she was, I wouldn't hire her if she actually crawled out of woodwork.

[Shelly]

Now, Shelly, say you have two equally qualified applicants...who do you choose? One guy is 32, single, looks like JFK Jr. The other is 5'4" 350 pounds and smells like lettuce. Who do you choose???

Don't lie to me damnit!

You shouldn't make fun of DUCKS like that :nope

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Lettuce? Is he from Yuma?


I was actually recalling a childhood memory of one of my mom's friends who hit on me when I was 14. She smelled like cucumber.

You just don't forget things like that.




So I added a vegetable for descriptive purposes. It's how I roll.

[ShoogarBear]

I was actually recalling a childhood memory of one of my mom's friends who hit on me when I was 14. She smelled like cucumber. Maybe for a reason. Which would also explain why she was looking to move up to 14-year olds.

[Shelly]

I wouldn't hire anyone who smelled, regardless of looks.

But, I'd still hire you....

Swoon...

[Shelly]

Maybe for a reason. Which would also explain why she was looking to move up to 14-year olds.

Oh, my...

:lmao

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Maybe for a reason. Which would also explain why she was looking to move up to 14-year olds.

Very true. No wonder her salads didn't go over so well at the neighborhood potlucks.





It's all making sense now.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I wouldn't hire anyone who smelled, regardless of looks.

But, I'd still hire you....

Swoon...

I just PM'ed my resume. How wide are your doorways by the way?

[Jimcs50]

Maybe for a reason. Which would also explain why she was looking to move up to 14-year olds.

Well, if she moved up to me from cucumbers, she would be sorely disappointed.

No pun intended

:lol

[CuckingFunt]

She's got quite a schnozz.

[ShoogarBear]

How wide are your doorways by the way?Smoove.

[Jimcs50]

She's got quite a schnozz.

I think she had surgery, as I said, she looks a lot better in person....of course, maybe my eyes were in another area at the time.

[Shelly]

What do the other applicants look like?

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

of course, maybe my eyes were IN another area at the time.

In???

Now THAT's my kind of interview!

[Jimcs50]

What do the other applicants look like?

One is 5'2" cute, dark hair...no website with her nipples showing

Another is 5'4" cute, dirty blonde hair.... no website with her nipples showing

[Jimcs50]

What do the other applicants look like?

One is 5'2" cute, dark hair...no website with her nipples showing

Another is 5'4" cute, dirty blonde hair.... no website with her nipples showing

[ShoogarBear]

One is 5'2" cute, dark hair...no website with her nipples showing

Another is 5'4" cute, dirty blonde hair.... no website with her nipples showingThey seem to be missing key qualifications.

[Jimcs50]

In???

Now THAT's my kind of interview!

Opps....would that be diagnosed as a Freudian slip?

:p:

[Jimcs50]

They seem to be missing key qualifications.

I know, that is just inexcusable.....kids these days just do not pay enough attention to detail.......

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Smoove.


I just meant that with the holidays and all that the Chopper is packing one or two non-essential lb's.

Not implying anything vulgar. I'm a very conservative person with high moral values.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

One is 5'2" cute, dark hair...no website with her nipples showing

Another is 5'4" cute, dirty blonde hair.... no website with her nipples showing

I think I need an office in a college town....

[ORION]

This one has 9 yrs experience, so it is not like all she has is a nice rack, you know?

:spin
so with that said I suggest you not hire the model and PM me her contact info because it sounds like she is struggling and I can find her a few different positions she would be totally qualified for

[Extra Stout]

The other is 5'4" 350 pounds and smells like lettuce. Who do you choose???

Don't lie to me damnit!
That hits close to home. As a Filipino male, standing 4'8" and weighing 255 lbs., with a body odor reminiscent of cabbage, and a nasty case of eczema, I resent your implication that there is anything wrong with my appearance.

[Jimcs50]

I think I need an office in a college town....


You just don't know Chopper, you just don't know. :)

[ORION]

One is 5'2" cute, dark hair...no website with her nipples showing

Another is 5'4" cute, dirty blonde hair.... no website with her nipples showing
nipples showing like she is wearing a shirt and they have holes cut out over the nipples or completly topless ?

[Jimcs50]

nipples showing like she is wearing a shirt and they have holes cut out over the nipples or completly topless ?

Wouldn't you like to know.

:)

[tlongII]

I'd hit it.










I mean hire it.

[ORION]

Wouldn't you like to know.

:)
um yes I would thank you. thats why I asked :wakeup

[Jimcs50]

I'd hit it.










I mean hire it.


Thankyou tlong, I think we have a quorum now, and it looks like it is unanimous, I will let her know on Monday.

:clap

[FromWayDowntown]

If I were Jim, one thing I would absolutely do is have Kori delete this thread. It would be not particularly good for Jim if, by chance, the admittedly more-experienced candidate somehow happened upon this site (stranger things have happened) and discovered a thread acknowledging that she got passed over because another candidate was hotter.

I can understand -- trust me, I can understand -- that there are other considerations that go into hiring staff, but I'd also be reluctant to create evidence for the discrimination suit that might be brought against me.

[tlongII]

If I were Jim, one thing I would absolutely do is have Kori delete this thread. It would be not particularly good for Jim if, by chance, the admittedly more-experienced candidate somehow happened upon this site (stranger things have happened) and discovered a thread acknowledging that she got passed over because another candidate was hotter.

I can understand -- trust me, I can understand -- that there are other considerations that go into hiring staff, but I'd also be reluctant to create evidence for the discrimination suit that might be brought against me.

Nah.

[Jimcs50]

If I were Jim, one thing I would absolutely do is have Kori delete this thread. It would be not particularly good for Jim if, by chance, the admittedly more-experienced candidate somehow happened upon this site (stranger things have happened) and discovered a thread acknowledging that she got passed over because another candidate was hotter.

I can understand -- trust me, I can understand -- that there are other considerations that go into hiring staff, but I'd also be reluctant to create evidence for the discrimination suit that might be brought against me.

That would suck. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Especially if I had to testify against you.

Although my appearance fee would take some of the sting out of it.

[midgetonadonkey]

You should do a taste test before making a final decision.

[LuvBones]

If you hire her, she's going to know it's because of her exposed boobs she showed you. Who knows what will happen after that. It already looks like trouble.. and she's not even pretty.

[Jimcs50]

If you hire her, she's going to know it's because of her exposed boobs she showed you. Who knows what will happen after that. It already looks like trouble.. and she's not even pretty.

Ok LuvBones, are you available then....you are even prettier.

:smokin

[LuvBones]

Ok LuvBones, are you available then....you are even prettier.

:smokinaww, thanks. =) Did you ask her if she had a website or she just gave you it? Was that one of your requirements? http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif

[T Park]

nice rack.

[Jimcs50]

aww, thanks. =) Did you ask her if she had a website or she just gave you it? Was that one of your requirements? http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif

No, she just told me to go check it out.

No requirements.

:)

[SequSpur]

:lmao

You're kidding right? She interviewed and then said here is my link? :lol

Dude...... No frickin way... I wouldn't hire her...

[Jimcs50]

:lmao

You're kidding right? She interviewed and then said here is my link? :lol

Dude...... No frickin way... I wouldn't hire her...

Dude, she plays golf too.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

http://www.onetalentsource.com/58EA4E6E-E14B-EE86-F00B8410E92E694F/Model/7112/1128783879156.jpg



Is this the same chick? I just googled the name Tiffany Grable and this site came up

http://www.onetalentsource.com/portfolio/7112/

Great body, so so face IMO

[CubanMustGo]

I remember one time we hired a young woman that had on her resume that she was Miss Podunk OK. This was back in the 80s and it was rare to find any women qualified in the computing business let alone any that had won any beauty competition.

We were at lunch one day when she asked the question (why did you hire me). When I told her it was because she was Miss Podunk she was not amused, at which point I told her that if she didn't want people hiring her on that basis she shouldn't list it on her resume and application. We really didn't hire her because of that, she was the best-qualified applicant.

She also thought Chi-Chi's had the best Mexican food ever. What do you expect, she was from Podunk OK.

Good luck if you do hire this one, Jim. It seems a little funny from here.

[Brodels]

Her face looks like it got beat by a shovel. You can do better.

[ploto]

Asking for trouble...

in many ways and on many levels.

[Jimcs50]

http://www.onetalentsource.com/58EA4E6E-E14B-EE86-F00B8410E92E694F/Model/7112/1128783879156.jpg



Is this the same chick? I just googled the name Tiffany Grable and this site came up

http://www.onetalentsource.com/portfolio/7112/

Great body, so so face IMO

Yes that is another pic of her.

OK

Let me summarize.

1. She is not pretty in the face

2. She might be a fatal attraction type woman.

3. I might get a lawsuit from other applicants if they see this thread.

4. My wife is going to fuck the poolboy if I hire this woaman.

Ok, maybe I need to look at other ywo applicants a little closer and go in that direction.

:depressed

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Go with the most qualified, period. It will save you a lot of trouble, plus she ain't THAT hot to begin with

[JoeChalupa]

What the....

[DontHatethePlayer]

You should hire her. She is obviously pretty intelligent. She knew you would be thinking with your little head, not the one between your ears. Why else would she have given you her site?! Could men be any more predictable?!

Also, you might want to take FWD's advice now that you have given everyone and their mother her contact information (on her Web site). Any woman that takes offense to this string, and I would hope there would be many, might just be nice enough to pass the word along to her. I'm sure she would be interested to know how she was selected for the job. If she doesn't use it now, she might if and when you ever try to fire her. Who knows, maybe you will be working for her when it's all said and done. :spin

[2Blonde]

Putting aside the fact that she has a face my dog wouldn't lick, I would be really worried about the professionalism of a 31 year old woman who gives out nude website links at her job interview. Don't trust this chick... Run, Forest, Run...

[Slomo]

Putting aside the fact that she has a face my dog wouldn't lick, I would be really worried about the professionalism of a 31 year old woman who gives out nude website links at her job interview. Don't trust this chick... Run, Forest, Run...You obviously know things we don't. C'mon share with the class...

:D

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Her face looks like it got beat by a shovel. You can do better.

Amazingly enough, 'Shovel' just happens to be a pet name for my penis.

[ORION]

she could generate a lot of business. just stick her in the front window and tell her to clean it. Especially the very high corners