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BacktoBasics
01-08-2008, 11:26 AM
http://www.teethmovie.com/home.html

I'm not even sure how to respond to this.

MaNuMaNiAc
01-08-2008, 11:28 AM
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

theroc5
01-08-2008, 11:38 AM
is this a real movie....wtf

Dex
01-08-2008, 11:39 AM
Dude, that's fucked up. :lmao

BacktoBasics
01-08-2008, 11:41 AM
Could be fake but seems real

SYNOPSIS

High school student Dawn works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad's increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.

mrsmaalox
01-08-2008, 11:42 AM
When I first read about this film in some review of the Sundance Festival winners (don't remember where), they said it was a great satire, very funny, AND very scary, suspenseful. That's interesting enough to make me want to see it!

sa_butta
01-08-2008, 11:59 AM
What if she gets a cavity in one of the teeth??

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
01-08-2008, 12:09 PM
I don't even want to consider the bad breath(vagitosis) angle.

And yet, I just did.

mrsmaalox
01-08-2008, 12:12 PM
What if she gets a cavity in one of the teeth??
Then you guys should hide. That toothache would have far worse effects than any case of PMS could!

MaNuMaNiAc
01-08-2008, 12:14 PM
What if she gets a cavity in one of the teeth??I have a feeling Jim would do her free of charge :lol

T Park
01-08-2008, 12:32 PM
No honestly it just sounds like a stupid movie.

Im flattered though at people thinking making fun of me is needed desperately :)

Ballcox
01-08-2008, 01:52 PM
What if it's that time of month and her vagina has an impacted molar at the same time?

I mean, it's bad enough when it's that 'time' of the month, but add in an impacted molar?

Just thinking about that scares me.

Viva Las Espuelas
01-08-2008, 02:01 PM
What if she gets a cavity in one of the teeth??you fill it

sa_butta
01-08-2008, 02:13 PM
you fill itlet us know how that goes.

v2freak
01-08-2008, 03:16 PM
Apparently legit

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_%28film%29

SpursWoman
01-08-2008, 03:58 PM
heh.

to21
01-08-2008, 04:17 PM
Going to the patent office with the idea of........................Vagina braces!

Medvedenko
01-08-2008, 05:32 PM
I'd give here a root canal...but yeah it does look pretty good in a cronenberg and HP lovecraft kind of way.

Vinnie_Johnson
01-08-2008, 09:58 PM
LMAO Teeth ouch!

ShoogarBear
01-08-2008, 10:37 PM
Wrap that rascal. Wrap it twice.

In Kevlar.

HighLowLobForBig-50
01-08-2008, 11:51 PM
:blah i got a toothbrush fer that chick :blah