Free Quattro Razor (13)

[H.A.L.]

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[timvp]

I'm ripping my freakin' hair out and shaking constantly in withdrawal, but I feel just fucking great otherwise!! I saw Don Harris while he was trying to quit caffeine. I thought the man was going to die. He looked like he had binged on crack for a month without sleep.

He was trying to quit his "one gallon of diet Pepsi a day" addiction. Last I heard, he was back on the sauce . . .












Oh and good luck :hat

[timvp]

Damn it what the hell did I do :pctoss

[RashoFan]

You started Quattro part 13.....

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You started Quattro part 13.....nice eye, genius

[Melmart1]

hahaha, FWD got the last post and timvp started a new Quattro era with a post about Donna Harris. :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i'm about to fire up a fresh pot of a Guatamalan coffee that was roasted and ground yesterday. the whole apartment smells of it and i haven't made it yet. yum.

[timvp]

hahaha, FWD got the last post and timvp started a new Quattro era with a post about Donna Harris. :lolClever. Good one, Melsmart :tu

[Trainwreck2100]

coffee blows

[FromWayDowntown]

I saw Don Harris while he was trying to quit caffeine. I thought the man was going to die. He looked like he had binged on crack for a month without sleep.

He was trying to quit his "one gallon of diet Pepsi a day" addiction. Last I heard, he was back on the sauce . . .












Oh and good luck :hat

Thanks for the well-wishes. I think the hard part is over for me with caffiene. I was in the same boat as Harris when I started this -- I was probably downing 5-6 diet cokes a day on top of several cups of coffee. I went a few days at the end of 2006 and at the beginning of 2007 without any caffiene -- while I was on vacation and could try to sleep through the headaches -- and decided to see how long I could make it. One week became a month; a month became a season; a season became half a year; and half a year became a year. I've stopped considering it an option, and, generally, feel better than I used to. Curiously, I find that I have more trouble sleeping without it -- I can completely see Don's look when you describe it -- but I don't get that racing feeling that I used to get when I was amped up on the juice.

And of the things to give up, I suppose it's better to give up caffiene than sex -- though I don't seem to have much of a say in how frequently I'm able to get that fix.

[mrsmaalox]

i'm about to fire up a fresh pot of a Guatamalan coffee that was roasted and ground yesterday. the whole apartment smells of it and i haven't made it yet. yum.

Hey, Viva! Saved anyone lately?

[mrsmaalox]

So why does Ashbeeigh always get to be the Quattro thread starter? There are many who are more deserving of that honor (myself not included, of course)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Hey, Viva! Saved anyone lately?ha. no.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

So why does Ashbeeigh always get to be the Quattro thread starter? There are many who are more deserving of that honor (myself not included, of course)because she's super pink

[Gov. Perry]

So why does Ashbeeigh always get to be the Quattro thread starter? There are many who are more deserving of that honor (myself not included, of course)


She pays her freaking taxes.... :elephant

[mrsmaalox]

Wow. The Gov. posts here now? And people complain about the quality of posters....

[DannyT]

No shit....and he even sided with A$$beigh of all people

[ShoogarBear]

FWD watches PBS Fashion Queens?

Another hero with feet of clay. :depressed

[Gov. Perry]

No shit....and he even sided with A$$beigh of all people


You better watch your mouth MISTER!!! :elephant

ps: Vote Pro Ron Paul

[FromWayDowntown]

FWD watches PBS Fashion Queens?

Another hero with feet of clay. :depressed

Those fashion queens are on Bravo . . . .

[ShoogarBear]

Those fashion queens are on Bravo . . . .:dramaquee

[FromWayDowntown]

:dramaquee

Good point -- they are fashion drama queens, too.

[Tu Pac]

So why does Ashbeeigh always get to be the Quattro thread starter? There are many who are more deserving of that honor (myself not included, of course)


whys this bitch over here tripping dogg....quit hating

[Melmart1]

Shoog LOOOOVES when we talk fashion in here ...

[LiarLiar]

Shoog LOOOOVES when we talk fashion in here ...

Yeah fashion is about as cool as stabbing myself in the eye with a dull needle while reading one of your posts.

[Melmart1]

Yeah fashion is about as cool as stabbing myself in the eye with a dull needle while reading one of your posts.
But not as cool as The Cable Guy

[ShoogarBear]

coffee blowsAnd how would you know?

[ShoogarBear]

Shoog LOOOOVES when we talk fashion in here ...It's okay, I guess, when you've run out of cooking shows to talk about.

[mrsmaalox]

whys this bitch over here tripping dogg....quit hating

Me, hate? Not possible. I am a shiny, happy person and I love everybody! I would never trip a dog; I love them too! :angel

[midgetonadonkey]

My won't my bff let me see the original Quattro? :depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

What must I do to get super secret access to the original Quattro?

[midgetonadonkey]

Why do people at Starbucks always look so serious?

[midgetonadonkey]

Why do people at Starbucks always look so serious?

Because they have a latte things on their mind.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yup.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's a midge original.

[ShoogarBear]

What must I do to get super secret access to the original Quattro?It's available on torrent sites.

[midgetonadonkey]

It's available on torrent sites.

The original Quattro or the super secret access to it?

[ShoogarBear]

The original Quattro. Just about everyone who's anyone has downloaded and read it.

I heard they're making a movie out of it. Charlie Kaufman is writing the script.

[midgetonadonkey]

Who's playing midgetonadonkey?

[midgetonadonkey]

I think Steve Guttenburg should play midgetonadonkey.

[midgetonadonkey]

Either him or Eric Roberts.

[mrsmaalox]

Either him or Eric Roberts.

How about Danny DeVito? It's a good fit: small, angry, drunk...

[Melmart1]

I think Steve Guttenburg should play midgetonadonkey.
I saw him in an AWFUL Christmas movie at my mom's house. I felt sorry for him, clearly the world has not treated him the same since the Police Academy movies.

I also read that he is rumored to be gay. Could Mahoney really be gay?

[Melmart1]

Oh, and midgetonadonkey should be played by Ralph Macchio.

[CuckingFunt]

Me, hate? Not possible. I am a shiny, happy person and I love everybody!
Those are the most hateful people of all.

[ShoogarBear]

Who's playing midgetonadonkey?http://images.wikia.com/desencyclopedie/images/e/e0/4757-cheech-marin.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

I'm jealous. I'd like to aimlessly muse about the possible actresses (actors?) who could play me, but I wasn't a part of the OG Quattro.

:depressed

[Melmart1]

I'm jealous. I'd like to aimlessly muse about the possible actresses (actors?) who could play me, but I wasn't a part of the OG Quattro.

:depressed
I am sure the trolls would love to tackle that subject :lol

[CuckingFunt]

I am sure the trolls would love to tackle that subject :lol
Indeed.

I'm sure their list would be endlessly amusing.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm jealous. I'd like to aimlessly muse about the possible actresses (actors?) who could play me, but I wasn't a part of the OG Quattro.

:depressedWell, since we are up to 13 sequels, you still have an opportunity.

[mrsmaalox]

Those are the most hateful people of all.

No. You are confusing us with Christians!

[FromWayDowntown]

I had figured Dustin Diamond to play Midge, but that might just be me.

[CuckingFunt]

My legs feel like they're made of rubber.

[ShoogarBear]

My legs feel like they're made of rubber.Join a gym.

[CuckingFunt]

Join a gym.
But then I'd lose all my rolls. I don't want to do that.

I've named them all.

[CuckingFunt]

They keep me company on lonely nights.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I'm pretty on the inside.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm pretty on the inside.
That is, like, just about the LEAST practical place to be pretty.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I just saw the dude from China who had 50 lbs. of tumors on his face. One of the few times I actually felt bad for another person.

No doubt he's prettier on the inside.

[CuckingFunt]

Technology's impact on life:

Vacation in New York, 11:34 PM local time = three people in a living room, each on their separate laptops, stealing wifi and ignoring each other.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm pretty on the inside.

If that is you on the avatar you're pretty cute on the outside too! ;)

[ShoogarBear]

Technology's impact on life:

Vacation in New York, 11:34 PM local time = three people in a living room, each on their separate laptops, stealing wifi and ignoring each other.Hey, is Mom CF there?

[ShoogarBear]

You should e-mail them that picture of Sunshine's co-worker. That should get some conversation started.

[Celeb. Junkie]

Yuck, Yuck

[CuckingFunt]

Hey, is Mom CF there?
No. I adore my mother, but can only handle her a week at a time.

It's just me, my cousin, and my boyfriend.

[ShoogarBear]

my boyfriend.:madrun

[ashbeeigh]

You should e-mail them that picture of Sunshine's co-worker. That should get some conversation started.

no doubt, good suggestion. That is a face for radio.

[midgetonadonkey]

I had figured Dustin Diamond to play Midge, but that might just be me.

That is the best suggestion I've heard.

You have my endorsement for Quattro regular. If we can have more posters like you here and less like ATRAIN this thread may be able to reach the level it once was.

[CuckingFunt]

:madrun
He's not gettin' any on the trip, if it makes you feel any better. My cousin's apartment is way too tiny for that.

[Celeb. Junkie]

No. I adore my mother, but can only handle her a week at a time.

It's just me, my cousin, and my boyfriend.

I could only handle my Mom a few day's, then I'd halve to kill her :madrun

[CuckingFunt]

I could only handle my Mom a few day's, then I'd halve her :madrun
Well... that may be a tad excessive.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

The Quattro looks like Jake Lamotta on the ropes vs. Sugar Ray Robinson.

Wobbly, bleeding yet still upright.

[midgetonadonkey]

The Quattro looks like Jake Lamotta on the ropes vs. Sugar Ray Robinson.

Wobbly, bleeding yet still upright.

It's about to die. Hopefully.

I should die.

[CuckingFunt]

The only thing that will save this thread is if it dies...




and its corpse is gang-necrophelia'd on by the "Quattro Elite."

[Quattro Elite]

We will forever save this thread.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

you don't know me, fool
you disown me, cool
I don't need your assistance, social persistence
any problem I got I just put my fist in

we threads of the quattro will never die...just multiply

[Quattro Elite]

Kori killed me yet I live in the hearts of a few.

[Quattro Elite]

ATRAIN
mrsmallox
rashofan
marini martini
peewees lovechild


You fuckers have killed my soul

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You want to talk technology's impact on life.

I set up another account on my LogMeIn profile so I could access my work computer from home.

Currently, when I'm at work, I use my LogMeIn profile to access my home computer from work.

Because my company sees no need to purchase any kind of PDF creation software, I brought documents home to scan into one PDF using my copy of Acrobat. We tipped to the Web tonight about having the documents online. It's now more than two hours since that aired and not one person has e-mailed me to ask where they are.

[QuattroEliteWannabe]

The only thing that will save this thread is if it dies...




and its corpse is gang-necrophelia'd on by the "Quattro Elite."

NO. You should kill yourself and we will do you to give eternal life to the Quattro.

[QuattroEliteWannabe]

ATRAIN
mrsmallox
rashofan
marini martini
peewees lovechild


You fuckers have killed my soul

YOU HAVE NO SOUL

[ShoogarBear]

He's not gettin' any on the trip, if it makes you feel any better. My cousin's apartment is way too tiny for that.He hasn't seen you in how long and he's not getting any?

If he puts up with that, he's gay.

Or he's hittin your cousin.

[Quattro Elite]

I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
But you

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

You want to talk technology's impact on life.

I set up another account on my LogMeIn profile so I could access my work computer from home.

Currently, when I'm at work, I use my LogMeIn profile to access my home computer from work.

Because my company sees no need to purchase any kind of PDF creation software, I brought documents home to scan into one PDF using my copy of Acrobat. We tipped to the Web tonight about having the documents online. It's now more than two hours since that aired and not one person has e-mailed me to ask where they are.

I read that as LogMen twice and it kind of made sense.

[ShoogarBear]

I read that as LogMen twice and it kind of made sense.He's a lumberjack and he's okay.
He works all night and he sleeps all day.

[CuckingFunt]

He hasn't seen you in how long and he's not getting any?

If he puts up with that, he's gay.

Or he's hittin your cousin.
He got some before we left, and he'll be getting some when we get back home. He's well taken care of.

And, for the record, apartment's way, WAY too tiny for there to be any innappropriate cousin time without me knowing about it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I read that as LogMen twice and it kind of made sense.

I don't even want to attempt to put LogMen into Google for fear of what will come up.

[QuattroEliteWannabe]

Those who give way to blame are like the dead; those who do not are free from death

[timvp]

My won't my bff let me see the original Quattro? :depressedOnly one person can view the original Quattro at a time. I will let you know when I finish reading it. If more than one person is viewing it, the server crashes. Seriously.

The force is just too strong.

[timvp]

Star track thread :pctoss

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h190/Morphthecat/GodSprinklesJerks.jpg

[timvp]

I thought that jar said "Jews" at first . . .

[Melmart1]

Gotdamn, I go to bed early like the old lady I have become and I miss ...

FromWayDowntown's acceptance as a Quattro regular ...
CF posting instead of getting laid ...
Two missed opportunities to use my DC Bear Club troll :madrun Seriously, LogMen? That would have been perfect! ...
I missed two lame new Quattro trolls ...
I apparently missed marini martini's new trolls, Celeb. Junkie. At least, it seems like her troll, posting random, misspelled nonsense after a few too many drinks.

[timvp]

That post looked written in code.


[...]I go to bed [...] I have [...] FromWayDowntown [...] [...] getting laid [...] would have been perfect [...] a few too many drinks.

Cracked?

[Melmart1]

:lol

Don't think so, but good try.

[CuckingFunt]

CF posting instead of getting laid ...
Look at me! I'm at it again.

[mrsmaalox]

We will forever save this thread.

SEE?! There IS a "Quattro Elite"!! I knew I wasn't imagining it; a BIG :td to all the doubters!

[mrsmaalox]

ATRAIN
mrsmallox
rashofan
marini martini
peewees lovechild


You fuckers have killed my soul

How rude! You should know better than to bite the hand that feeds you. There are others who only suck you dry......





And I LOVE biscotti!

[to21]

Gotdamn, I go to bed early like the old lady I have become and I miss ...

......
Two missed opportunities to use my DC Bear Club troll :madrun
...


I thought mrsmaalox was your troll....????

[Melmart1]

mrsmaalox wishes she was one of my trolls

[mrsmaalox]

I thought mrsmaalox was your troll....????

Haha. But how would YOU like to be MY troll? :eyebrows

[mrsmaalox]

mrsmaalox wishes she was one of my trolls

This is true.

[Melmart1]

She would be much funnier.

Actually, she would be funny, period.

[midgetonadonkey]

Only one person can view the original Quattro at a time. I will let you know when I finish reading it. If more than one person is viewing it, the server crashes. Seriously.

The force is just too strong.

:depressed

[mrsmaalox]

She would be much funnier.

Actually, she would be funny, period.

Not just funny looking!

[Melmart1]

Not just funny looking!
Fifth grade.

[mrsmaalox]

Fifth grade.

You must be a late bloomer; I said that one in 1st grade. But alas, I can only dream of the heights of humor I would reach as one of your trolls.

[Celeb. Junkie]

Can anyone in here help us get this freakin women to quit babbling about the Quatro. She hasn't stopped crying about how she misses her friends. I think she"s getting shipped home soon. Thank God! I swear she's driven everyone here to start shooting up, again. All the staff are taking our meds. This ain't pretty.

[samikeyp]

You must be a late bloomer; I said that one in 1st grade. But alas, I can only dream of the heights of humor I would reach as one of your trolls.


Third grade.

[to21]

Haha. But how would YOU like to be MY troll? :eyebrows
:married:

[to21]

You must be a late bloomer; I said that one in 1st grade. But alas, I can only dream of the heights of humor I would reach as one of your trolls.
Kinder bitches.

My parents said they would get calls from my kinder teachers 'cause I would play footsies with the other girls under the table. Or I would grab the back of their heads and kiss them. They wouldn't let a playa play!

[Melmart1]

Kinder smack. Nice.

[mrsmaalox]

Can anyone in here help us get this freakin women to quit babbling about the Quatro. She hasn't stopped crying about how she misses her friends. I think she"s getting shipped home soon. Thank God! I swear she's driven everyone here to start shooting up, again. All the staff are taking our meds. This ain't pretty.

Look up the number of a guy called "Peewee's Lovechild" (I think she has it on speed dial). I believe he may have a suggestion or two as to how to calm her down; or just stick something in her mouth (that may be what Peewee suggests)!

[midgetonadonkey]

Complimentary boiled eggs?

I'll take it!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I thought that dumb bitch martini whatever was going to rehab. Why is she trolling? Lame trolling at that.

[mrsmaalox]

Kinder bitches.

My parents said they would get calls from my kinder teachers 'cause I would play footsies with the other girls under the table. Or I would grab the back of their heads and kiss them. They wouldn't let a playa play!

to21, I mistakenly believed you are a boy! I respectfully retract the troll offer!

[to21]

Kinder smack. Nice.
Shut up.

I'm rubber, you're glue............

[CuckingFunt]

Bloody hell.

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao

star track thread

Oh that timvp. I can see why we are bffs.

[Dex]

Kindergartener accused of abusing two classmates (http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2006/12/kindergartener_.html)

I thought this was to21 for a second.

[CuckingFunt]

Fucking mother fuck. How can a man take so damn long to get ready?

[mrsmaalox]

I thought that dumb bitch martini whatever was going to rehab. Why is she trolling? Lame trolling at that.

She's on one of those "step" programs.

[to21]

to21, I mistakenly believed you are a boy! I respectfully retract the troll offer!
That's right I ain't no boy!

[CuckingFunt]

She's on one of those "step" programs.

I don't think trolling has ever been one of the steps.

[midgetonadonkey]

When I was in first grade I went at a kid with a pencil and tried to stab him in the throat because he stuck his tongue out at my friend. I left him a very large scratch across the side of his throat. If he wouldn't have pushed me back a bit I would've stabbed him.

True story.

[CuckingFunt]

I never got in fights.

I showed my panties to boys and girls at recess, though. Only if they showed me theirs first, of course.

[mrsmaalox]

Fucking mother fuck. How can a man take so damn long to get ready?

OMG that is absolutely the most annoying part of vacationing with others---waiting for them to get ready. We got places to go and they are burning daylight.

[mrsmaalox]

Oh yea Funt: I forgot to tell you while you are in NYC you might like to lookup a theater group called "Vampire Cowboys" on the internet. Amazing shows. I saw them at place called "Center Stage, New York" in Chelsea. If you have time, it's definitely worth it (that's if you can get past the fact that it was recommended by me:lol)

[to21]

When I was in first grade I went at a kid with a pencil and tried to stab him in the throat because he stuck his tongue out at my friend. I left him a very large scratch across the side of his throat. If he wouldn't have pushed me back a bit I would've stabbed him.

True story.
You've been friends with peewee for a long time huh?

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.brightcove.tv/title.jsp?title=823359685

[Internet Toughguy]

When I was in first grade I went at a kid with a pencil and tried to stab him in the throat because he stuck his tongue out at my friend. I left him a very large scratch across the side of his throat. If he wouldn't have pushed me back a bit I would've stabbed him.

True story.


This story proves how much of a pussy you really are. Go ahead and make up a story to try to give yourself street cred.

[mrsmaalox]

Shut up.

I'm rubber, you're glue............

Well it's all much clearer now: no one but a true female smartass could come up with this one! :tu

[to21]

Well it's all much clearer now: no one but a true female smartass could come up with this one! :tu
Are you TRYING to get me to PM you a pic of my stic?

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to start my own record label.

[mrsmaalox]

Are you TRYING to get me to PM you a pic of my stic?

Hell no, why would you think that?

[mrsmaalox]

I'm going to start my own record label.

Will it be a religious label? You could showcase your followers' "talents".

[Melmart1]

Hell no, why would you think that?
Gotdamned liar.

[mrsmaalox]

Gotdamned liar.

Oh Mellie, you can always see right thru me! ;)

[mrsmaalox]

Hey I was just at Big Lots and I bought some sex toy lube! They even had gift packs of condoms and edible body paints! I didn't know they sold that kind of stuff there....I thought you all should know.

[midgetonadonkey]

My fucking knee is twitching.

[FromWayDowntown]

When I was in first grade I went at a kid with a pencil and tried to stab him in the throat because he stuck his tongue out at my friend. I left him a very large scratch across the side of his throat. If he wouldn't have pushed me back a bit I would've stabbed him.

True story.

That's all? When I was that age, I was busy throwing rocks at cars, including cops, on Dairy Ashford in Houston as they went past my street.

Such a criminal I became -- I got busted in 4th grade for wadding up paper towels, soaking them, and throwing them against the wall in the boys' room.

Don't mess with me.

[Melmart1]

Hey I was just at Big Lots and I bought some sex toy lube! They even had gift packs of condoms and edible body paints! I didn't know they sold that kind of stuff there....I thought you all should know.
Buying condoms at Big Lots is just asking for them to fail. I imagine the body paints taste like shit as well. But, I hope your anal lube works well for you.

[to21]

Hey I was just at Big Lots and I bought some sex toy lube! They even had gift packs of condoms and edible body paints! I didn't know they sold that kind of stuff there....I thought you all should know.
Lube should not be necessary.

You're supposed to ring the bell before you come through the door.

[CuckingFunt]

Hey I was just at Big Lots and I bought some sex toy lube! They even had gift packs of condoms and edible body paints! I didn't know they sold that kind of stuff there....I thought you all should know.

Are you TRYING to get me to PM you a pic of my stic?

Hell no, why would you think that?

[CuckingFunt]

And, for the record, museums should have a sign up at the front desk informing their patrons that the impressive permanent collection has been pushed aside to showcase three temporary shows of overly pretentious art that takes itself way too seriously so that you can avoid shelling out the price of admission.

/rant

[midgetonadonkey]

www.ismellperfect.com

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/2girls.gif

[to21]

P I I T B

[mrsmaalox]

Buying condoms at Big Lots is just asking for them to fail. I imagine the body paints taste like shit as well. But, I hope your anal lube works well for you.

I'm sure you are right about the condoms and paint; I have no need for either so I'll leave that to someone else to confirm. As for the lube, I'll let you know; I won't use it for anal though, you'll need to make that call yourself!

[marini martini]

Buying condoms at Big Lots is just asking for them to fail. I imagine the body paints taste like shit as well. But, I hope your anal lube works well for you.

Hey hey hey.......................... I'm so fucking back :toast

[marini martini]

I know how to get Kori's attention

[midgetonadonkey]

This martini broad is reaching Horry For 3! status.

[marini martini]

Thanx, I am in love with you, jerk wad!

[midgetonadonkey]

I thought you were going to go rot in rehab?

[marini martini]

I thought you were going to go rot in rehab?

Rot? No! Escape? Si!

[RashoFan]

My baloney has a first name, it's Oscar
My baloney has a second name, it's Mayer.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck.

This.

Thread.

[CuckingFunt]

In the ass.

[CuckingFunt]

Without lube.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

This martini broad is reaching Horry For 3! status.

"Reaching"?
She's HF3!, ashbeeigh and TPark all rolled into one!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I'm going to start my own record label.

All your releases must have backwards masking and subiminal messages.

[to21]

In the ass.
Exactly!

P I I T B

[mrsmaalox]

P I I T B

Hey I just figured out what that stands for! :p:

[samikeyp]

Hey I just figured out what that stands for! :p:


though I am sure you have said that on more than one occasion.

[midgetonadonkey]

Can we trade the martini broad, mylanta and ashbeeigh for Horry for 3? I'd rather have his gatoraide drinking ass in here.

[ORION]

Can we trade the martini broad, mylanta and ashbeeigh for Horry for 3? I'd rather have his gatoraide drinking ass in here.
I have to admit that all those quotes from you and batman were pretty funny

[to21]

Hey I just figured out what that stands for! :p:
Yeah you do, it's what you bought the lube for.

[mrsmaalox]

though I am sure you have said that on more than one occasion.

Believe me, I have NEVER said that! In fact, anyone who "knows" me is well aware that a really, really good way to PISS ME OFF real fast is to "go there". It is the ultimate deal breaker!!! :lol

[mrsmaalox]

Can we trade the martini broad, mylanta and ashbeeigh for Horry for 3? I'd rather have his gatoraide drinking ass in here.

No but I volunteer to be traded for someone who gives a fuck about what you have to say. Let me know when you find someone; your mom or dog don't count.

[RashoFan]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 7 (3 members and 4 guests)
RashoFan, mrsmaalox, samikeyp+
Good morning you guys....just stopping to peek in. Gotta roll in to work in a few.

[Internet Toughguy]

No but I volunteer to be traded for someone who gives a fuck about what you have to say. Let me know when you find someone; your mom or dog don't count.

Don't listen to him he is a pussy!! He shouldn't even be posting in here anymore since he "quit" and wrote a whole post about quitting......WHAT A FAG!!

[mrsmaalox]

Yeah you do, it's what you bought the lube for.

Blah, blah, blah You go fly a kite! And to think I actually felt bad that I might have been mean to you before I found out you are a girl! :dramaquee

[mrsmaalox]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 7 (3 members and 4 guests)
RashoFan, mrsmaalox, samikeyp+
Good morning you guys....just stopping to peek in. Gotta roll in to work in a few.

Hey RF! I'm off to run a few miles and try to work off some of these Christmas tamales! Have a good day, catch ya later!

[Melmart1]

Can we trade the martini broad, mylanta and ashbeeigh for Horry for 3? I'd rather have his gatoraide drinking ass in here.
He was the most funnest punching bag ever.

[FromWayDowntown]

He was the most funnest punching bag ever.

If he was more fun than the fun you had with TPark, then I really regret the fact that it took me so long to get over my Quattro intimidation.

I didn't think anything could top the carny smack a few quattros ago.

[Melmart1]

If he was more fun than the fun you had with TPark, then I really regret the fact that it took me so long to get over my Quattro intimidation.

I didn't think anything could top the carny smack a few quattros ago.
Oh, man the jabs and jokes almost wrote themselves. My favorite HF3 moment of all-time was when he posted pics of his "female" friend and everyone but him could tell it was a man. I forget where that was posted, but it was some hilarious shit.

[The Sun]

Breakfast makes a great lunch! Have a great day!!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Oh, man the jabs and jokes almost wrote themselves. My favorite HF3 moment of all-time was when he posted pics of his "female" friend and everyone but him could tell it was a man. I forget where that was posted, but it was some hilarious shit.

With the British flag covering his ass, too.

Man, I missed FWD's entry here... I'm working too hard.

[to21]

Blah, blah, blah You go fly a kite! And to think I actually felt bad that I might have been mean to you before I found out you are a girl! :dramaquee
:nope

See there you go again. I'm gonna take the high road and not try to defend my gender by posting a pic of my bulge in my pants. Like others who posted a pic of their huge ol' rack....................................who shall remain nameless.

[Melmart1]

With the British flag covering his ass, too.

Man, I missed FWD's entry here... I'm working too hard.
Yeah, that was classic! :lol

And not only did FWD start semi-posting here, but his suggestion that Dustin Diamond play Midge in a movie bestowed 'official' status on him.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:nope

See there you go again. I'm gonna take the high road and not try to defend my gender by posting a pic of my bulge in my pants.

Thanks.

[midgetonadonkey]

With the British flag covering his ass, too.

Man, I missed FWD's entry here... I'm working too hard.

Oh shit that was brilliant. I wish I could find that picture. Too bad I don't feel like searching for it.

[samikeyp]

No but I volunteer to be traded for someone who gives a fuck about what you have to say. Let me know when you find someone; your mom or dog don't count.

Hello Pot? This is kettle...you're black.

[midgetonadonkey]

After a grueling search though the infamous Hot Chicks Pics thread I came across this little gem.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/victoriasass41kt.jpg
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/victoriasass30hu.jpg

And thank you to Danyo for quoting the original Quattro in this thread.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=719931&postcount=1030

[midgetonadonkey]

That thread is full of classic Horry_For_3! posts.

This is one of my favorites.
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=448307&postcount=475

[Melmart1]

:lmao Some things just make me laugh no matter how many times you go back to it. Makes you wonder how many chicks he has banged to think that those pics were of a woman.

[mrsmaalox]

:nope

See there you go again. I'm gonna take the high road and not try to defend my gender by posting a pic of my bulge in my pants. Like others who posted a pic of their huge ol' rack....................................who shall remain nameless.

Um, yesterday you suggested a PM of your stic. What the hell, I'll take a look! You certainly won't be the first one here to send me a pic of their manhood! Or the second! :p:

[midgetonadonkey]

I doubt he has banged any chicks at all.

Although, he claims to have "some pimpin skills". :lmao

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=432326&postcount=275

He is so full of shit. It's great.

[mrsmaalox]

Hello Pot? This is kettle...you're black.

Sigh, you used to be nice. Oh well.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I remember him for his thread "asking about an injury" which was just an attempt to convince people that he beat up some frat boys.

[to21]

After a grueling search though the infamous Hot Chicks Pics thread I came across this little gem.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/victoriasass41kt.jpg
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/victoriasass30hu.jpg

And thank you to Danyo for quoting the original Quattro in this thread.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=719931&postcount=1030



"That's a man baby!"

-Austin Powers

http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DWgOIEGz7o_s

[samikeyp]

Sigh, you used to be nice. Oh well.


I'm still nice.

It's not my fault you are under the assumption that people give a fuck what you say.

[mrsmaalox]

That sure is a beefy woman ya'll keep posting.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm still nice.

It's not my fault you are under the assumption that people give a fuck what you say.

Why would you assume that I assume that people give a fuck what I say?

[samikeyp]

if the shoe fits.....

[to21]

I remember him for his thread "asking about an injury" which was just an attempt to convince people that he beat up some frat boys.
Which was that?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Which was that?
The one that the Reverend just bumped.

[midgetonadonkey]

I remember him for his thread "asking about an injury" which was just an attempt to convince people that he beat up some frat boys.

Thanks for that reminder. I had completely forgotten about that thread. I just had to bump it. :smokin

-horry

[Melmart1]

Um, yesterday you suggested a PM of your stic. What the hell, I'll take a look! You certainly won't be the first one here to send me a pic of their manhood! Or the second! :p:
You are nothing but a fucking liar and a tease. Just say that you want to21's cock and be done with it. We all knew this was the case, the only one denying it was you.

[midgetonadonkey]

So does to21 have a cock or not?

[Internet Toughguy]

So does to21 have a cock or not?


Yeah you would want to know. Not only are you the biggest pussy on the planet, you are also a fag!!

[Melmart1]

So does to21 have a cock or not?
Are you asking for his pic, like mrsmaalox?

[mrsmaalox]

You are nothing but a fucking liar and a tease. Just say that you want to21's cock and be done with it. We all knew this was the case, the only one denying it was you.

Hey it's been offered--twice! How is that being a tease? I don't even know such a cock exists. And I'm not lying, I AM confused; I don't know if to21 is male or female.

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you asking for his pic, like mrsmaalox?

No I'm not. I'm just wondering if it's a he or a she.

[Melmart1]

Hey it's been offered--twice! How is that being a tease? I don't even know such a cock exists. And I'm not lying, I AM confused; I don't know if to21 is male or female.
Stop trying to act innocent. Nobody is buying your Razzie-nominated act.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Thanks for that reminder. I had completely forgotten about that thread. I just had to bump it. :smokin

-horry
You're welcome, your...Emminence? Do you have an official title to go by?

I'm finding my place in the Quattro is like that of The Fugitive or The Incredible Hulk on the old TV series. I show up just long enough to help out and then it's time for me to be on my way again. Is there some way I can program my computer to play that sad, walking away piano music when I leave the Quattro?

[FromWayDowntown]

I had forgotten that Horry for 3 was responsible for those pictures. Those two photos -- and the claims that go along with them -- are far better than any carny smack.

[mrsmaalox]

Stop trying to act innocent. Nobody is buying your Razzie-nominated act.

Acting innocent? How? Because he/she TWICE has offered to show it to me? I say bring it on, I'd be happy to take a look! I just don't understand how that is acting innocent.

[to21]

:lol

If I was a female, I'd be one big ugly one.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

:lol

If I was a female, I'd be one big ugly one.

O.J.? Is that you?

[to21]

That makes two ST chicks that are on my stick and want a pic of it.

It that Horry for 3 pimp status?

[Melmart1]

Acting innocent? How? Because he/she TWICE has offered to show it to me? I say bring it on, I'd be happy to take a look! I just don't understand how that is acting innocent.
Because you pretended like you didn't want it at first. You wanted it all along. That's why you got anal lube.

[Melmart1]

:lol

If I was a female, I'd be one big ugly one.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c7/White_Chicks_movie_poster.jpg/408px-White_Chicks_movie_poster.jpg

[samikeyp]

maalox is just pissed because no one wants to see her cock.

[Melmart1]

That makes two ST chicks that are on my stick and want a pic of it.

It that Horry for 3 pimp status?
You don't want that status.

[Melmart1]

Haha. The Cure just came up on my iTunes. Midge will be so happy.

[mrsmaalox]

Because you pretended like you didn't want it at first. You wanted it all along. That's why you got anal lube.

No that's not why I got the lube. But if it upsets you so much that I MAY get a pic, I think if you ask nicely, to21 might give you one too!

[Melmart1]

No that's not why I got the lube. But if it upsets you so much that I MAY get a pic, I think if you ask nicely, to21 might give you one too!
I'm not upset, just making sure you know that nobody here thinks you are innocent of to cocklust. And if I want to see a cock, i'll delve into my little pink book and see one for real instead of settling for pics on the internet.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm not upset, just making sure you know that nobody here thinks you are innocent of to cocklust. And if I want to see a cock, i'll delve into my little pink book and see one for real instead of settling for pics on the internet.
Sorry I didn't understand the "innocent of to cocklust" thing. And if you must use labels, I prefer "psycho hose beast" :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I heard a rumor that mrsmaalox asked peewee for a pic of his anteater.

[Melmart1]

I heard a rumor that mrsmaalox asked peewee for a pic of his anteater.
I hope he enlarged it first.

[mrsmaalox]

I heard a rumor that mrsmaalox asked peewee for a pic of his anteater.

Lies, lies. Never happened.

[mrsmaalox]

I hope he enlarged it first.

:lmao

[Melmart1]

Lies, lies. Never happened.
Maybe you didn't outright ask, but I bet you teased and hinted until he offered, just like you did with to21.

[Melmart1]

To buy, or not to buy these new sunglasses. That is the question.

[midgetonadonkey]

I know more shit about mylanta.

[mrsmaalox]

Maybe you didn't outright ask, but I bet you teased and hinted until he offered, just like you did with to21.

I have NEVER teased to21! I was genuinely thrown off yesterday; I was no longer sure of his gender. Fuck, even His Excellence the Reverend Midge got confused! And I would have accepted Peewee's pic----if he had offered it! Never happened!

[florige]

Because you pretended like you didn't want it at first. You wanted it all along. That's why you got anal lube.


C'mon babygirl, it's a new year, can't you spare me the humilation of your sig already.... :spin My O's have been through enough already... :lol

[mrsmaalox]

I know more shit about mylanta.

Bring it on!

[midgetonadonkey]

I really don't think you want that.

[Melmart1]

C'mon babygirl, it's a new year, can't you spare me the humilation of your sig already.... :spin My O's have been through enough already... :lol
:lmao

OK, just for you, I will take it down ... as soon as I find something else to replace it.

[florige]

:lmao

OK, just for you, I will take it down ... as soon as I find something else to replace it.


I love you Mel!!!! :elephant :elephant :elephant

[mrsmaalox]

I really don't think you want that.

There is no one here who knows anything about me except what I have told them myself.

[to21]

^Spill it!

Does it evolve Her, Peewee, and a dirty sanchez?

[mrsmaalox]

^Spill it!

Does it evolve Her, Peewee, and a dirty sanchez?

No dummy it doesn't "evolve" anyone.

[midgetonadonkey]

There is no one here who knows anything about me except what I have told them myself.

Or showed them.

[mrsmaalox]

Or showed them.

Well it's common knowledge about the foot pics I sent to Peewee. Nothing to hide there.

[midgetonadonkey]

ok

[mrsmaalox]

ok

Yea you better ok before I ko you! :ihit

[midgetonadonkey]

Don't talk shit or I'll mention the "other" stuff.

[mrsmaalox]

Don't talk shit or I'll mention the "other" stuff.

I don't talk shit. And you will not hold me hostage with stupid stuff you make up..........okay? :angel

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm not making anything up.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm not making anything up.

:rolleyes Whatever

[to21]

No dummy it doesn't "evolve" anyone.
:dramaquee

[to21]

I don't talk shit. And you will not hold me hostage with stupid stuff you make up..........okay? :angel
maalox,

How old are you?

You know you did some shit back in ur day.

[katyon6th]

Who is this mrsmaalox character and how did she become the center of everyone's attention?

[Melmart1]

I bet she still does shit, she just wants us to think she doesn't. I bet she is a dirty little slut, aren't you?

[CuckingFunt]

Acting innocent? How? Because he/she TWICE has offered to show it to me? I say bring it on, I'd be happy to take a look! I just don't understand how that is acting innocent.
He hasn't even once offered to show it to you. All he's done is ask if you're trying to see it. There's a difference.

[CuckingFunt]

To buy, or not to buy these new sunglasses. That is the question.
Buy.

And, just to piss Shoog off, I went shopping at Christain Louboutin on Madison Avenue today. Droooooooool.

[florige]

Who is this mrsmaalox character and how did she become the center of everyone's attention?


She's peewee's gf.