"I Thought Europe WAS A Country"

[1369]

Miss South Carolina's Sister? (http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=4702)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'd teach it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It's like watching Kennedy get shot.

You know it's coming and I just can't keep watching after she asks that. I keep pausing and closing the window.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Wait, she gets $10,000 for being a fucking hillbilly redneck attractive dumbass?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

French?

French!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

This is my running blog of this trainwreck.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Is. France. A. County?

I swear to God...

[1369]

I like it when she tries to hug the fifth grade kid (who knew the answer in about 5 seconds) and he's trying to back away so he doesn't catch a case of the dumbass from her.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I bet Foxworthy knows the answer without reading the cards.

[1369]

But, in full disclosure, I'd bang it like a screen door in a hurricane.

[SAtown]

What a fuckin idiot.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I like it when she tries to hug the fifth grade kid (who knew the answer in about 5 seconds) and he's trying to back away so he doesn't catch a case of the dumbass from her.

I haven't even gotten to that part yet.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

But, in full disclosure, I'd bang it like a screen door in a hurricane.

On the bright side, she seems as though she'd fall for the "I'm just going to get cigarettes" line.

Thrice.

By the same guy.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Too bad "Hee Haw" isn't on the air anymore for her to get more airtime.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"You tried to trick me."

Boy, I can't even begin to imagine how many men have gotten away with that.

Women, too.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"He tricked me."

This is like Home Run Derby.

[PakiDan]

That Was Kelly Pickler From American Idol.

[1369]

That Was Kelly Pickler From American Idol.

I hit her with a Wiki and see she's from Albermarle NC.

No fucking wonder she's a complete dolt.

I worked there for a while, and until I got to central Florida, I had never seen such an amalgam of inbred hicks in my life.

Hell, Britney Spears is a freaking Stephen Hawking compared to those folks.

[CubanMustGo]

Well, there IS the European Union ... maybe she was confused by that.























NOT!!

[Medvedenko]

What's with American's fascination with dumb people on TV...is this a fair representation of your country. Seriously, you have the Miss South Carolina, this zero, hell you even have George Bush as the president. It seems American culture is all about the retard and dumbass and doesn't respect anyone with any intelligence. Maybe the irony is that the people behind these shows book these half-wits based on their viewing audience.

[DontHatethePlayer]

It is funny how men are so willing to make fun of her, but would not pass up the chance to do her. Who does that say less about??!!

The part I sit back and revel is that she makes more money than all of you.

Who's stupid now?!

[1369]

It is funny how men are so willing to make fun of her, but would not pass up the chance to do her. Who does that say less about??!!

The part I sit back and revel is that she makes more money than all of you.

Who's stupid now?!

You haven't been posting here much, have you?

[DontHatethePlayer]

Your point?

[1369]

You'd realize that sniping at folks is a favorite pastime in The Club.

Don't take everything so seriously Skippy, you'll learn to enjoy life more.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I seem to missed when Amazon started selling brains.

I guess she can afford more elementary school books that we can. good thing people like me and 1369 listened in third grade in addition to chasing those fourth grade girls.

[Celeb. Junkie]

Your point?

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[T Park]

What's with American's fascination with dumb people on TV...is this a fair representation of your country. Seriously, you have the Miss South Carolina, this zero, hell you even have George Bush as the president. It seems American culture is all about the retard and dumbass and doesn't respect anyone with any intelligence. Maybe the irony is that the people behind these shows book these half-wits based on their viewing audience

This coming from a canadian?

:lol

Classic.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I, for one, would like to know what made Medvedenko's elitest balls drop this week.

[DontHatethePlayer]

You'd realize that sniping at folks is a favorite pastime in The Club.

Don't take everything so seriously Skippy, you'll learn to enjoy life more.

Thanks for the advice 1369. I was simply making a couple of observations. Sorry if it struck a nerve with anyone.

Also, I may not have a number of posts under my belt, but I have been in the ST halls for a while now - lurking. I think I get the jist of it. But, if I ever feel like I am lost, I will be sure call upon you and the other all-so-wise-ones of the forum.

Is that a little better?? :makeout

[CuckingFunt]

That was just scary.

[Fillmoe]

i'd tell her the answer while hitting it from the back

[1369]

Thanks for the advice 1369. I was simply making a couple of observations. Sorry if it struck a nerve with anyone.

Also, I may not have a number of posts under my belt, but I have been in the ST halls for a while now - lurking. I think I get the jist of it. But, if I ever feel like I am lost, I will be sure call upon you and the other all-so-wise-ones of the forum.

Is that a little better?? :makeout

Easy with the kisses....I don't swing that way.

Now, that PeeWee fella...

[SAtown]

I'd hit it.....


























With a geography book.

[CuckingFunt]

I predict that, in about five years, the film Idiocracy is going to look like an accurate foretelling of the future.

[DontHatethePlayer]

Easy with the kisses....I don't swing that way.

Now, that PeeWee fella...


Not that I am looking to swing with you, but what way would that be?

[DontHatethePlayer]

I'd hit it.....

With a geography book.


:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

I'm not laughing. Really I'm not.

[1369]

Based on the assumption that you take a leak standing up, I don't bump ding dings with other dudes.

Now, if you're looking to get with Peewee, just have some fresh vegetables on hand...

Ok, this is getting creepy, time to redirect.

http://www.ncstatefair.org/2007a/Competitions/webgraphic/HH021/1033_ABBYNORRISHHO21/kellie.jpg

I'd give her the most unfulfilling 48 seconds of her young life...

[DontHatethePlayer]

Based on the assumption that you take a leak standing up, I don't bump ding dings with other dudes.

I'm guessing you have come to this assumption based on my user name, which I took from the saying "Don't hate the player, hate the game." My GIRLfriends and I use to say it regularly. It does not mean the guy kind of player, which means I am not of the gender that stands up to take a leak (unless in dire straits). So, you can calm yourself.

[Medvedenko]

This coming from a canadian?

:lol

Classic.


yup....a canadian....who knew....

oh and nice golf pics.......cheesy.....

[Medvedenko]

I, for one, would like to know what made Medvedenko's elitest balls drop this week.


No reason....just playing the game of life.

[peewee's lovechild]

I predict that, in about five years, the film Idiocracy is going to look like an accurate foretelling of the future.

No fucking shit.

In 3,000 years, future archeaologists will use that movie to teach the history of the 21st century.

[peewee's lovechild]

Too bad "Hee Haw" isn't on the air anymore for her to get more airtime.

:lol :lol :lol

This just cracks me up!!!

That fucking redneck show was the stupidest shit on T.V. when I was a kid.

[peewee's lovechild]

Anyway, stupid dumb fuck blondes make me horny as hell.

I'd bang the shit out of her and impregnate her with my seed to save humanity.

[DontHatethePlayer]

Anyway, stupid dumb fuck blondes make me horny as hell.

I'd bang the shit out of her and impregnate her with my seed to save humanity.

Looks like fatherhood hasn't changed you in the least PW.

[Twisted_Dawg]

Too bad "Hee Haw" isn't on the air anymore for her to get more airtime.

"Hee Haw"????? Shit dude you be old!

[Twisted_Dawg]

:lol :lol :lol

This just cracks me up!!!

That fucking redneck show was the stupidest shit on T.V. when I was a kid.

...And you too!

[Shelly]

I predict that, in about five years, the film Idiocracy is going to look like an accurate foretelling of the future.

As stupid as that movie was, I did think Mike Judge was right on target with his point.

[Shelly]

That Was Kelly Pickler From American Idol.

Yes--

No wonder Peter Burns wanted a date with her when she was at his station not too long ago!

[1369]

It does not mean the guy kind of player, which means I am not of the gender that stands up to take a leak (unless in dire straits).

So, how you doin'? :eyebrows

[ATX Spur]

They have to pay those people off, right? No one, if they're that stupid, lets other people brazenly make fun of them for being so stupid. right?

[ShoogarBear]

i'd tell her the answer while hitting it from the backHoly shit, Fillmoe just made me LOL.

[peewee's lovechild]

As stupid as that movie was, I did think Mike Judge was right on target with his point.

Dax Shepherd, or whatever his name is, fucked it up.

It could've been a better movie. And, it may be a bit prophetic. I mean, fuck, Jesse "The Body" Ventura was already elected as governor. I think Hulk Hogan will be voted as President of The U.S. soon.

[MrChug]

I've never been deeper in love with Kelly Pickler in my life.

[Celeb. Junkie]

Dax Shepherd, or whatever his name is, fucked it up.

It could've been a better movie. And, it may be a bit prophetic. I mean, fuck, Jesse "The Body" Ventura was already elected as governor. I think Hulk Hogan will be voted as President of The U.S. soon.

I hope so :angel

[Celeb. Junkie]

I've never been deeper in love with Kelly Pickler in my life.


As you should :makeout

[MrChug]

I'd give anything to give her the old "Pickler Tickler" for an hour or so. Then propose to her...

[Celeb. Junkie]

I'd give anything to give her the old "Pickler Tickler" for an hour or so. Then propose to her...


So u r a 60 minute man :married:

I've married your kind :toast

[WARRIORNATION]

Stupid U.S. American!

[MrChug]

So u r a 60 minute man :married:

I've married your kind :toast

Been known when the mood is right to average that...no lie, but I'm kindof a softie: some love makin has to balance the f*cking. Kissing, nibbling, talking, massaging, etc...that kind of passion can go on all night.

More importantly, for years. :married:

[BonnerDynasty]

I think her stupidity is an act. Every time I see an interview with her she says dumbass things like that.

[Slomo]

In that case she deserves an Oscar :lol