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spurscenter
01-11-2008, 07:21 PM
THINGS TO DO WHILE IN UTAH (http://freedarko.blogspot.com/2008/01/never-be-same.html)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2352/2184692460_4cf4a56ce0.jpg
bdictjames
01-11-2008, 07:29 PM
:lol
Andrei's face. Doesn't he have a wife?
spurscenter
01-11-2008, 07:30 PM
He gets to cheat once per year
he used it pretty early in the season though.
"In an interview with ESPN Magazine, Utah Jazz forward Andrei Kirilenko's wife, former Russian "pop star" Masha Lopatova, says that she allots her husband one free groupie a year. Yep. To quote:
"What's forbidden is always desirable. And athletes, particularly men, are susceptible to all the things they are offered," Lopatova said. "It's the same way raising children - If I tell my child, 'No pizza, no pizza, no pizza,' what does he want more than anything? Pizza."
lefty
01-11-2008, 07:34 PM
What to do in Utah?
Pray, pray and keep praying until God gets you out of there...
spurscenter
01-11-2008, 07:39 PM
Heres more LOL
I THINK HER NAME IS DEBBIE
http://www.sports.ru/images/object_83.1199569931.jpg?1199570056.32114
PoleSmoking
01-11-2008, 07:40 PM
Geeziss! What a photo.
lefty
01-11-2008, 07:40 PM
She slept with the whole league or what ?
So, Ashton Kutcher and Shannon Elizabeth ? who knew ?
duncan228
01-11-2008, 07:41 PM
"In an interview with ESPN Magazine, Utah Jazz forward Andrei Kirilenko's wife, former Russian "pop star" Masha Lopatova, says that she allots her husband one free groupie a year. Yep. To quote:
"What's forbidden is always desirable. And athletes, particularly men, are susceptible to all the things they are offered," Lopatova said. "It's the same way raising children - If I tell my child, 'No pizza, no pizza, no pizza,' what does he want more than anything? Pizza."
Her logic makes some sense, lots of people want what they can't have, especially children.
But I don't like this in a marriage.
If it works for them, great. But it wouldn't work for me.
Everybody's tempted, NBA players aren't alone in that. Men aren't alone in that.
You commit when you get married, and part of that committment is not sleeping with anyone else.
Does his wife get one a year too?
PoleSmoking
01-11-2008, 07:41 PM
I guess "Debbie Does Dallas" AND "Debbie Does SLC" too.
Flight3107
01-11-2008, 07:44 PM
I would put it in her stink box
lefty
01-11-2008, 08:59 PM
Meanwhile in Dallas..
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/MarkCuban-767945.jpg
JamStone
01-11-2008, 09:09 PM
Shouldn't the title read "Chicks" or "Hoes" instead of "Things"
ATX Spur
01-11-2008, 09:30 PM
That is an insane picture.
Fillmoe
01-11-2008, 09:31 PM
fuck mormon bitches and bust on their face....
m33p0
01-11-2008, 10:06 PM
Her logic makes some sense, lots of people want what they can't have, especially children.
But I don't like this in a marriage.
If it works for them, great. But it wouldn't work for me.
Everybody's tempted, NBA players aren't alone in that. Men aren't alone in that.
You commit when you get married, and part of that committment is not sleeping with anyone else.
Does his wife get one a year too?
table salt is logical but it doesn't have to make sense.
i don't agree with her thinking. cheating is cheating. if a dog shits on your carpet, would you condone it and give it a once-a-year pass? shit is shit. the only way for her to agree with it if she, herself, gets a once-a-year-shit-on-your-head pass.
Mr.Bottomtooth
01-11-2008, 10:07 PM
What to do in Utah:
Arrange a trip to get the hell outta there.
BonnerDynasty
01-11-2008, 10:12 PM
THINGS TO DO WHILE IN UTAH (http://freedarko.blogspot.com/2008/01/never-be-same.html)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2352/2184692460_4cf4a56ce0.jpg
I must break you.
LakeShow
01-11-2008, 10:15 PM
table salt is logical but it doesn't have to make sense.
i don't agree with her thinking. cheating is cheating. if a dog shits on your carpet, would you condone it and give it a once-a-year pass? shit is shit. the only way for her to agree with it if she, herself, gets a once-a-year-shit-on-your-head pass.
Bingo!
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