If you could time travel back in time [Archive]

Marklar MM

01-12-2008, 05:16 PM

I would go back in time and steal a shit load of gold then bring it back and melt it so I can't be found.

baseline bum

01-12-2008, 06:32 PM

I'd go back about 30 years, work three jobs for a couple of months, and buy as much Microsoft stock as I could. Then I'd come back, and do nothing but hang out in Vegas and bone hot chicks.

1Parker1

01-12-2008, 06:58 PM

Go back? I'd like to fast forward the next couple of years :)

PEP

01-12-2008, 07:30 PM

Go back to the time of Jesus before he was crucified so I could see his miracles.

peewee's lovechild

01-12-2008, 07:43 PM

1975, right before I was conceived.

I'd kick my dad in the balls and keep him from doing anything to bring me to this place.

peewee's lovechild

01-12-2008, 07:44 PM

Or, I could grow a beard and tell everbody that I'm the real Jesus. I'd give all the same prophetic stuff but I'd skip out on the whole dying bit. And, I'd make sure everyone knew that I banged Mary Magdalene.

AlamoSpursFan

01-12-2008, 07:48 PM

"Is that possible? To time travel speed? Can people do that?" -- Brit

:lol

midgetonadonkey

01-12-2008, 07:49 PM

I'd go back to 1933 and laugh at all the poor Great Depression people.

jaffies

01-12-2008, 08:13 PM

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ShoogarBear

01-12-2008, 09:08 PM

The Microsoft idea is an excellent one.

I'd also go back to May 22, 2006, and tell Manu, "DON'T FUCKING FOUL"!!!!!!

Shelly

01-12-2008, 09:10 PM

I always thought I'd want to go back to mid-evil times. I could have been a wench!

ShoogarBear

01-12-2008, 09:28 PM

"Could have been"?

exstatic

01-12-2008, 09:30 PM

The Microsoft idea is an excellent one.

I'd also go back to May 22, 2006, and tell Manu, "DON'T FUCKING FOUL"!!!!!!
What makes you think he'd listen to you if he didn't listen to Pop?

I'd do a triple dip: first back to get Xerox shares and dump them at the peak, then Microsoft, then Google.

Shelly

01-12-2008, 09:30 PM

"Could have been"?

D'oh!

Spurswomen would be my wenchette.

ShoogarBear

01-12-2008, 09:33 PM

What makes you think he'd listen to you if he didn't listen to PopWell to begin with, I think my sudden appearance in the huddle would be memorable.

I'd do a triple dip: first back to get Xerox shares and dump them at the peak, then Microsoft, then Google.Even better, could you short stocks in 1929?

exstatic

01-12-2008, 09:56 PM

Well to begin with, I think my sudden appearance in the huddle would be memorable.
:lmao He might just listen at that....

Even better, could you short stocks in 1929?
And put the money where? In a bank? :lol:rollin

ShoogarBear

01-12-2008, 10:07 PM

And put the money where? In a bank? :lol:rollinOh.

:lmao

ShoogarBear

01-12-2008, 10:09 PM

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Mr.Bottomtooth

01-12-2008, 10:13 PM

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/06/91/22139106.jpg
:lol

E20

01-12-2008, 11:23 PM

I would time travel a couple of a couple months back and win the fucking lottery jackpots over and over and over and over and over.

florige

01-12-2008, 11:54 PM

I would time travel a couple of a couple months back and win the fucking lottery jackpots over and over and over and over and over.

Thats the easiest route right there to get filthy rich quick...

T Park

01-13-2008, 12:03 AM

Easy, go back when the internet just started getting going, and start, Google, yahoo, and Amazon.

exstatic

01-13-2008, 12:10 AM

I would time travel a couple of a couple months back and win the fucking lottery jackpots over and over and over and over and over.
Tru dat. Just go to the drawing immediately before a big winner for Mega Millions or Powerball and pick the right numbers. That poor bastard in WV would probably thank you for doing it. He's the one carries tens of thousands in cash, got drugged and rolled at a titty bar, had his truck broken into and lost 100K, and had a granddaughter OD and die after he gave all of his relatives money. Oh, and his wife left him. Taking his money would actually be a good deed.

florige

01-13-2008, 12:14 AM

Tru dat. Just go to the drawing immediately before a big winner for Mega Millions or Powerball and pick the right numbers. That poor bastard in WV would probably thank you for doing it. He's the one carries tens of thousands in cash, got drugged and rolled at a titty bar, had his truck broken into and lost 100K, and had a granddaughter OD and die after he gave all of his relatives money. Oh, and his wife left him. Taking his money would actually be a good deed.

Geez talk about a string of bad fortune after taking the money. I wondered how his life was before he got rich.... :lol

Twisted_Dawg

01-13-2008, 12:15 AM

I'd go back to Nov. 22, 1963 and take a picture of that fucker in the grassy knoll and end that debate once and for all.

Twisted_Dawg

01-13-2008, 12:16 AM

The Microsoft idea is an excellent one.

I'd also go back to May 22, 2006, and tell Manu, "DON'T FUCKING FOUL"!!!!!!

I thought Pop told him that?

Cry Havoc

01-13-2008, 12:19 AM

The Microsoft idea is an excellent one.

I'd also go back to May 22, 2006, and tell Manu, "DON'T FUCKING FOUL"!!!!!!

That was my birthday. Some present from Manu that year. :(

florige

01-13-2008, 12:26 AM

I'd go back to Nov. 22, 1963 and take a picture of that fucker in the grassy knoll and end that debate once and for all.

:lol :lol Alot of good ones here!

T Park

01-13-2008, 12:46 AM

Another one,

Warn Robert Kennedy not to walk into that dark room alone, and to let the secret service go ahead of him.

ShoogarBear

01-13-2008, 01:39 AM

Geez talk about a string of bad fortune after taking the money. I wondered how his life was before he got rich.... :lolActually that dude was a relatively well-off businessman before that happened.

ShoogarBear

01-13-2008, 01:40 AM

I'd go back to Nov. 22, 1963 and take a picture of that fucker in the grassy knoll and end that debate once and for all.Oh, man. Winner.

Supreme_Being

01-13-2008, 05:29 AM

I'd go back with my modern telescope and use it in front of Galileo and I'd throw a big fucking apple to Isaac Newton's nuts.

Man of Steel

01-13-2008, 08:32 AM

I'd go back and get the woman of my dreams...

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p179/clark101857/raquelwelsh.jpg

exstatic

01-13-2008, 10:05 AM

Actually that dude was a relatively well-off businessman before that happened.
Yeah, I had always thought he was some brain dead hick until I read a retrospective last year. I think he was worth like $18M before he hit the Powerball. I guess carrying briefcases full of cash is just how they do bidness in The WV.

FromWayDowntown

01-13-2008, 11:22 AM

I'd grab my Sports Almanac with the result of every sporting event listed in it and then I'd start betting on games and races and be proclaimed "The Luckiest Man on Earth." With my substantial winnings, I'd build a giant casino and bribe police and local government until everything around my casino became a giant slum.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927

01-13-2008, 11:25 AM

The 'Sports Almanac'. Son of a bitch stole my idea! He must have been listening when I... It's my fault! The whole thing's my fault. If I hadn't have boughten that damn book, then none of this would have ever happened.

Das Texan

01-13-2008, 01:10 PM

go back in time to the late 1800s, buy a whole shit load of land in north, southeast or south Texas and then reap the oil and gas rewards to this day.

tlongII

01-13-2008, 02:33 PM

I'd go back about 80 million years to the late Cretaceous so I could check out T-Rex and Triceratops. Hopefully I could come back and tell all of the Creationists they are full of shit.

Mr.Bottomtooth

01-13-2008, 03:16 PM

I would go back to Superbowl XXXVI and tell the Patriots to start Bledsoe and trade Brady to the Cowboys. :smokin

exstatic

01-13-2008, 03:33 PM

The whole "sports almanac" thing takes a lot of time, bets, and some starting capital, and is likely to draw Sicilian attention and violence.

ShoogarBear

01-13-2008, 04:05 PM

I'd go back about 80 million years to the late Cretaceous so I could check out T-Rex and Triceratops. Hopefully I could come back and tell all of the Creationists they are full of shit.And probably sample a little dino poontang while you're there . . .

Sunshine

01-13-2008, 04:52 PM

Hemotivo

01-13-2008, 06:13 PM

http://www.blog.speculist.com/archives/Napolean%20Dynomyte%20Time%20Machine.jpg

Hemotivo

01-13-2008, 06:16 PM

If you could time travel back in time
To any year, which would it be and why?
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FromWayDowntown

01-13-2008, 06:55 PM

The whole "sports almanac" thing takes a lot of time, bets, and some starting capital, and is likely to draw Sicilian attention and violence.

Well, then I guess I'd go back to the Old West and settle down as a blacksmith in some small town.

1Parker1

01-13-2008, 07:01 PM

Well, then I guess I'd go back to the Old West and settle down as a blacksmith in some small town.

:lol

Mr.Bottomtooth

01-13-2008, 07:12 PM

Well, then I guess I'd go back to the Old West and settle down as a blacksmith in some small town.
:lmao

florige

01-13-2008, 08:42 PM

Actually that dude was a relatively well-off businessman before that happened.

Thats sorta weird. If that guy was pretty well off already, I don't see why winning the powerball would have made him start doing that sorta stupid stuff. While it was probably alot more than he had, I'm sure he still had nice things and wasn't lacking for anything. Now for a normal schmuck like me I can see...

spurschick

01-13-2008, 09:07 PM

I have always been fascinated with Ancient Greece, so I'd probably go back to those times. Beyond that, I would probably do college over again and study something different.

1Parker1

01-13-2008, 09:10 PM

Beyond that, I would probably do college over again and study something different.

:tu Or at least not go through college with rose tinted glasses thinking everything will work itself out once you get to the real world and make $$$. :lol

FromWayDowntown

01-13-2008, 09:26 PM

Thinking about a real answer to this question has led me to conclude that I live a life filled with too many regrets.

ShoogarBear

01-13-2008, 09:31 PM

I have always been fascinated with Ancient Greece, so I'd probably go back to those times. Beyond that, I would probably do college over again and study something different.Translation: Toga Parties!!!

1Parker1

01-13-2008, 09:37 PM

Thinking about a real answer to this question has led me to conclude that I live a life filled with too many regrets.

:lol True that. :flipoff to whoever started this thread :)

ShoogarBear

01-13-2008, 09:58 PM

:lol True that. :flipoff to whoever started this thread :):lmao @ a 25-year old talking about regrets. All of your real mistakes are still yet to be committed. :p:

mrsmaalox

01-14-2008, 12:09 AM

I think I'd like to go back and kiss the guy who invented the washing machine. Can you imagine living without that thing? :spin

phyzik

01-14-2008, 01:45 AM

Id go back to midieval times with one of these:

http://www.tokyohobby.net/shop/images/topm249parasmall.jpg

Along with tons of amunition and instructions for creating gun powder and reloading catridges.

Then I'd make a one man war against whoever the biggest asshole king was at the time. Just for the fuck of it.

phyzik

01-14-2008, 01:46 AM

would also like to go back to Roswell to see what really happened.

phyzik

01-14-2008, 01:49 AM

or maybe something stupid like going back and making sure the record didnt skip during the milli vanilli concert just to see the ramifications of the future.

Dario

01-14-2008, 07:12 AM

703 Spurz

01-14-2008, 05:33 PM

The Microsoft idea is an excellent one.

I'd also go back to May 22, 2006, and tell Manu, "DON'T FUCKING FOUL"!!!!!!

That and tell someone to take Fisher's legs out even with .4 on the clock