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boutons_
01-14-2008, 09:20 PM
"REMINDER..12 days from today, all cell phone numbers are being
released to telemarketing companies and you will start to receive sale
calls.
YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS

To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone: 888-382-1222

It is the National DO NOT CALL list. It will only take a minute of
your time.. It blocks your number for five (5) years. You must call
from the cell phone number you want to block. You cannot call from a
different phone number."

https://donotcall.gov/

SrA Husker
01-14-2008, 09:24 PM
HOW STUPID ARE PEOPLE NOWADAYS THIS CRAP STILL GETS POSTED?

Nothing, I repeat, NOTHING, is happening in 12 days. Cell numbers aren't being released to asshole corps. While being on the do not call list is a good idea anyway, ignore the STUPID STUPID scare.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/cell411.asp

Twisted_Dawg
01-14-2008, 09:36 PM
What about Bill Gates sending you something like $50,000 to send a chain email?

SrA Husker
01-14-2008, 09:38 PM
What about Bill Gates sending you something like $50,000 to send a chain email?

Those are actually true!!! My check should be coming next week!!! :elephant

Aggie Hoopsfan
01-14-2008, 09:51 PM
:lol croutons got spamowned.

xrayzebra
01-14-2008, 09:52 PM
Those are actually true!!! My check should be coming next week!!! :elephant

I got my last week. Along with my Publishers Clearinghouse
Check.

Hemotivo
01-14-2008, 11:22 PM
:lol

marini martini
01-14-2008, 11:25 PM
HOW STUPID ARE PEOPLE NOWADAYS THIS CRAP STILL GETS POSTED?

Nothing, I repeat, NOTHING, is happening in 12 days. Cell numbers aren't being released to asshole corps. While being on the do not call list is a good idea anyway, ignore the STUPID STUPID scare.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/business/cell411.asp

Hey, it's nice to get the number, anyhoo. I always loose it :toast

Wild Cobra
01-15-2008, 01:09 AM
HOW STUPID ARE PEOPLE NOWADAYS THIS CRAP STILL GETS POSTED?

SrA, don't you know what the rest of us know? Boutons is a propaganda lemming...

TDMVPDPOY
01-15-2008, 06:22 AM
yeh them spam calls are retarded

once they sms you, and even though you dont read it, you still get charge for that, once u open it charges extra...fukn lame

samikeyp
01-15-2008, 07:48 AM
Those are actually true!!! My check should be coming next week!!! :elephant


Ha! You fell for that scam.

I don't worry about money, i'm about to get $5mil. I am helping out a Nigerian prince who wants to come to our country!

:elephant




:lol

Sunshine
01-15-2008, 08:18 AM
Ha! You fell for that scam.

I don't worry about money, i'm about to get $5mil. I am helping out a Nigerian prince who wants to come to our country!

:elephant




:lol

$5 mil? PEANUTS! I am going to stand in as the next-of-kin to a contractor for the Federal Government who was killed in a crash of Korean Air flight 801. Believe me, valiant effort was made to contact his family with no attempt, so I was chosen to receive his $20.5 mil inheritance! :smokin

Slomo
01-15-2008, 10:19 AM
$5 mil? PEANUTS! I am going to stand in as the next-of-kin to a contractor for the Federal Government who was killed in a crash of Korean Air flight 801. Believe me, valiant effort was made to contact his family with no attempt, so I was chosen to receive his $20.5 mil inheritance! :smokinSome people have all the luck! :dramaquee

Sunshine
01-15-2008, 10:55 AM
Some people have all the luck! :dramaquee

When that money is transferred into my account, I'm gonna have the biggest GTG this place has EVER seen!

samikeyp
01-15-2008, 11:22 AM
When that money is transferred into my account, I'm gonna have the biggest GTG this place has EVER seen!


I knew I loved you for a reason.

Ok...two reasons. :eyebrows

Sunshine
01-15-2008, 12:38 PM
I knew I loved you for a reason.

Ok...two reasons. :eyebrows


I'll even fly you and the Mrs. down for the GTG FIRST CLASS! :toast

Viva Las Espuelas
01-15-2008, 04:12 PM
yeah and i'm keeping my eye out for suspicious UPS workers.




what a douche!

1369
01-15-2008, 04:29 PM
$5 mil? PEANUTS! I am going to stand in as the next-of-kin to a contractor for the Federal Government who was killed in a crash of Korean Air flight 801. Believe me, valiant effort was made to contact his family with no attempt, so I was chosen to receive his $20.5 mil inheritance! :smokin

Pish, I know this Nigerian dude and I am fixing to get PAID!

xrayzebra
01-16-2008, 11:10 AM
Okay, bet you all didn't know you were dealing with a rich person,
did you? I sent all the required information to Dr. Lawson and
I know I will get my money soon. Wonder if they will tell
me who left me all this money.'

YOUR INHERITANCE APPLICATION

JANUARY 16TH, 2008
043WX/NNPC/FGN/PH-KADREF/1997:US$19.1MILLION:-PAYMENT APPROVED

Attention: BENEFICIARY
Following the release of contractors/Beneficiaries name due for payment this first quarter of the year, You are advised to apply for the release of your inheritance fund valued at (NINETEEN Million, One Hundred Thousand United States dollars) US$19.1Million which has been approved for immediate REMMITANCE to you.

We are also using this opportunity to apologize for the delay of this payment. For more clarification and due verification you are advised to confirm the information as stated below.

YOUR FULL NAME, TELEPHONE AND MOBILE NUMBERS, YOUR ADDRESS, A COPY OF YOUR IDENTITY either INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR DRIVER'S LICENCE, YOUR AGE, PROFESSION, OFFICE POSITION, SEX, MARITAL STATUS,DATE OF BIRTH,STATE OF ORIGIN. These will enable the above fund delivers to your destination account without any delay.

You will receive a processing form, after the above confirmation, which you will fill and which will enable the release of the funds to you, therefore you are advised to respond to this Inheritance payment notification letter as soon as possible.

Your quick response will be necessary.

Regards
DR STANLEY LAWSON (PAYMENT DIRECTOR)
CONTRACT AWARD AND INHERITANCE PAYMENT DEPT (NNPC)


YOUR INHERITANCE APPLICATION

JANUARY 16TH, 2008
043WX/NNPC/FGN/PH-KADREF/1997:US$19.1MILLION:-PAYMENT APPROVED

Attention: BENEFICIARY
Following the release of contractors/Beneficiaries name due for payment this first quarter of the year, You are advised to apply for the release of your inheritance fund valued at (NINETEEN Million, One Hundred Thousand United States dollars) US$19.1Million which has been approved for immediate REMMITANCE to you.

We are also using this opportunity to apologize for the delay of this payment. For more clarification and due verification you are advised to confirm the information as stated below.

YOUR FULL NAME, TELEPHONE AND MOBILE NUMBERS, YOUR ADDRESS, A COPY OF YOUR IDENTITY either INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR DRIVER'S LICENCE, YOUR AGE, PROFESSION, OFFICE POSITION, SEX, MARITAL STATUS,DATE OF BIRTH,STATE OF ORIGIN. These will enable the above fund delivers to your destination account without any delay.

You will receive a processing form, after the above confirmation, which you will fill and which will enable the release of the funds to you, therefore you are advised to respond to this Inheritance payment notification letter as soon as possible.

Your quick response will be necessary.

Regards
DR STANLEY LAWSON (PAYMENT DIRECTOR)
CONTRACT AWARD AND INHERITANCE PAYMENT DEPT (NNPC)

Spurminator
01-16-2008, 12:04 PM
Actually, I hooked up with a Nigerian who is totally legit. I was skeptical at first, but now I'm retired and living off the jackpot I got.

If you guys give me your bank account info I can hook you up too.