would you have sex with me for one Million dollars?

[nacho]

Think long, and hard, before you reply

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[USA Employee]

Do you have pay pal?

[Winston Wolf]

Will you supply the brown paper bags?

[T Park.]

I will give you 500,000 if you just sprinkle powder sugar on my balls!

[Tonto]

Bring two cases of Rolling Rock tonto have sex like broke back buffalo in heat, make pale face proud.

[Re-Animator]

I will let you toss my salad for 500,000. cash if you promise never to post here again!...

[Cartman]

:lmao

[Duncan]

Will I have the YouTube rights?

[Fabienne]

Will the IRS be involved?

[mrsmaalox]

Clarification needed: Which one will be paying?

[TDMVPDPOY]

will he be receiving?

[mrsmaalox]

Clarification needed: Which one will be paying?

And I'm just asking because I think I already deserve a grand or two for just glimpsing at whatever that may be trying to get out of the leg of the shorts!!:lol

[polandprzem]

Who will give you one million $ first?

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Think long, and hard, before you reply



I can safely say that the "long" and "hard" would be fairly impossible for me if it meant having sex with you.

Even a million dollar bounty couldn't sway me to climb that (brokeback) mountain. It would be worse than the cold water episode of Seinfeld.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

No offense. The Chopper just doesn't fly that direction.

[PakiDan]

WHAT!!!??? You only paid me $75.00!!!

[Shelly]

I bet Tlong would hit it...

[tlongII]

I bet Tlong would hit it...

You would lose that bet.

[Borosai]

Dr. Evil would.

[Steve Irwin]

thats one ugly mother fucker

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

:lmao in general...