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midgetonadonkey
01-15-2008, 06:25 PM
http://inventorspot.com/articles/sprayon_snug_fit_condom_all_size_8577

Spray-On Snug Fit Condom For All Sizes
by Body Beauty, November 24, 2007


Ever in the middle of an intimate rendezvous and wish you didn’t have to fumble with the noisy hard to open packaging condoms come wrapped in? Well how about getting rid of the packaging all together and just spraying on a condom? That’s right, a spray-on condom!

A German inventor, Jan Vinzenz Krause, has invented a spray-on condom that allows men of all sizes to have safe sex. The spray-on condom prototype measures a man’s size (really big, big, average, small, really small) and then covers his penis in liquid latex providing him with a proper fitting condom. With this innovation men would no longer have to feel discriminated against by condom companies who tend to only sale condoms for the average sized Joe.

How does the spray-on condom work exactly? A man places his penis in a chamber. He then presses a button and a pump squirts out liquid latex through some nozzles onto the man’s penis in about 20 seconds. If 20 seconds seems like a long time to wait the good news is that the inventor is working on shortening the time to about 10 seconds.

How does the condom come off? The rubber dries on quickly after it is sprayed on and is then ready to use. When no longer in use the spray-on condom can be easily rolled off and thrown away just like a regular condom.

Sounds like a miracle right? Well, it all depends on your point of view and what it takes to ruin the mood for you. It isn’t exactly the most romantic thing to bring into the bedroom. In fact although this invention would help do away with having to deal with condom packaging there would still be a machine involved and the machine isn’t exactly quiet. It hisses.

Some people may like the hissing sound. Others may not. How about you? What do you think of the spray on condom? Is it too impersonal? Will it kill the mood? Share your thoughts below.

If you are interested in the video for the spray on condom, you can see it here .

Via Spiegel Online

thispego
01-15-2008, 06:30 PM
condoms are for sailors and squares

NASpurs
01-15-2008, 06:34 PM
I would rather stick all my fingers in that thing and be known as "Condom Fingers" from now on. How cool.

resistanze
01-15-2008, 06:34 PM
A man places his penis in a chamber.
No.

Borosai
01-15-2008, 06:57 PM
Forget a real job. I'm gonna be an inventor.

ShoogarBear
01-15-2008, 10:12 PM
No.:lmao


It hisses.
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