Does Dallas Have "The Curse Of Laura Miller"?

[Humble Billy Hayes]

Ever since Dallas mayor Laura Miller thought it would be okay to plan a parade after Game Two of the 06 Finals, Dallas sports teams have been incredibly sucky to say the least.

The Mavs have choked twice, the Cowboys have choked twice, The Stars can't ever win in the playoffs, The freakin Desperadoes choke every year in the playoffs, and the Rangers suck (probably not a result of the curse tho).

Some are calling it the "Curse Of The Parade Route" but I think we all need to call it "The Curse Of Laura Miller" since she's basically the worst mayor the city of Dallas has ever had.

It may be another 70 years before Dallas sees a championship of any kind. The Curse Of Laura Miller has just begun... :depressed

[dallaskd]

Isnt the mayor a latino lesbian now or is that the police chief?

[Humble Billy Hayes]

Isnt the mayor a latino lesbian now or is that the police chief?
neither. but Laura Miller was in charge when the parade route disaster took place, and Dallas sports haven't been the same since.

[dallaskd]

ahhh got it the sheriff of dallas is...Lupe Valdez

[Budkin]

That shit still cracks me up. Talk about motivating the other team. She went and motivated Karma too.

[dallaskd]

Its all Gary Paytons fault. Laura Miller is just a dumbass.

[FromWayDowntown]

Is that right? Have the San Antonio Silver Stars had more postseason success since 2006 than all of the professional teams in the Metroplex?

[san antonio spurs]

Jones' buying tickets to his players for the NFC championship game in Dallas didn't help either karma wise :lol

[SpursDynasty]

Well, Dallas should have felt very fortunate to even be in the Finals that year. A couple of lucky shots and calls here and there got them past the Spurs. Then they played Phoenix without Amare.

[BonnerDynasty]

Someone has got to be choke city.

[ratm1221]

Well, Dallas should have felt very fortunate to even be in the Finals that year. A couple of lucky shots and calls here and there got them past the Spurs. Then they played Phoenix without Amare.

Same goes for San Antonio last year. They were very fortunate that Amare wasn't playing.

[m33p0]

Same goes for San Antonio last year. They were very fortunate that Amare wasn't playing.
lame response deserves a lame reply. and here it is.

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[StylisticS]

Someone has got to be choke city.

Yeah. But that's being held by Philadelphia and Cleveland. Both cities haven't seen a championship in over 25 years.

[Chucho]

It's all the gays in Dallas. Duh.

[Ever Be]

It's all the gays in Dallas. Duh.
Yea, fuck you.

[Armando]

I remember reading online articles from Dallas newspapers calling Miami the Memphis Grizzlies of the East. There was also a story about Wade showing his teammates a parade website that showed the Mavs parade route in the Heat locker room before Game 3.

[Xylus]

Same goes for San Antonio last year. They were very fortunate that Amare wasn't playing.
:toast

[SpursDynasty]

Amare is a non-factor. The Spurs would have won anyway. The Spurs have eliminated Amare 3 times in five years on the way to three championships.

[MavDynasty]

It's all the gays in Dallas. Duh.

It's all the fat mexicans in San Antonio. Duh.

(why is T Park such a fatass?)

[SenorSpur]

Ever since Dallas mayor Laura Miller thought it would be okay to plan a parade after Game Two of the 06 Finals, Dallas sports teams have been incredibly sucky to say the least.

The Mavs have choked twice, the Cowboys have choked twice, The Stars can't ever win in the playoffs, The freakin Desperadoes choke every year in the playoffs, and the Rangers suck (probably not a result of the curse tho).

Some are calling it the "Curse Of The Parade Route" but I think we all need to call it "The Curse Of Laura Miller" since she's basically the worst mayor the city of Dallas has ever had.

It may be another 70 years before Dallas sees a championship of any kind. The Curse Of Laura Miller has just begun... :depressed

That bitch hated local sports. She is just as responsible for the City of Dallas losing out to Arlington as the construction site of the Cowboys new billion-dollar stadium.

[StylisticS]

That bitch hated local sports. She is just as responsible for the City of Dallas losing out to Arlington as the construction site of the Cowboys new billion-dollar stadium.

Well if she was the mayor in the late 90s. The Mavericks and Stars would be playing in the suburbs as well. I don't care what anyone says. Teams belong in the city, not the suburbs. Fuck the suburbs.