Big Game Bob

[MajorMike]

(Sang to the tune of "Big Bad John" by Jimmy Dean)

Every Saturday in Norman, you would see him appear-
Along with 80000 mullets who came to kiss his rear.
He had a visor on his head and a radio on his hip-
Every Squat swore you wouldn't give no lip to Big Bob.
Big Bob, Big Bob, Big Game Bob.

Things went well - he won an MNC,
But brother Big Game left and now there's no D.
The faithful are a squawking, the magic, gone, per say-
And now if you're at Big Red you have to work "all day", Big Bob-
One day in Lubbock, things really went South,
"Kick the field goal", "kick another one" - came from Big Game's Mouth,
When the final gun fired, the Cheats were still seven down-
And the sweat soaked visor no longer resembled a "crown" on -
Big Bob, Big Bob, Big Game Bob.

It's still real early - in the Siesta Bowl-
But Big Game's Squats have but two field goals.
He'd better get his act together and get some points on the board-
Or they'll change his name from God - to just Oh, Lord, Big Bob,
Well the final is in, but the band plays on-
The legend of Big Game is officially gone.
Twice in the desert and four times in a row-
The BCS invited, but Big Game failed to show, Big Bob.

With his one trick pony and his one song band-
Big Game left the field with his visor in hand.
Not much had gone right on this trip out West-
One player shop lifted another flunked some tests, Big Bob.
What we may have witnessed, aside from embarrassing defeat-
Was the demise of Big Game Bob may finally be complete.
His ego is still a huge one, but results are still the same-
Second place on the scoreboard in the big ball game -
Big Bob, Big Bob, Big Game Bob.