Elson Sucks

[SequSpur]

Does this guy play like a fruit or what? Does he think something's funny? He has to be the softest 7 footer in history.

He runs, shoots and plays like a girl.

Come on! WTF? How does management not see this shit?

Got damn!

[timvp]

Year and a half too late with this take.

[SequSpur]

Year and a half too late with this take.

yeah, well he is now in the extra sucks category. last night he was just plain beyond pitiful. i mean come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Illgauskas is 7'4 and not wiry.

He had Tim in a bad spot at times too, where a double team had to come over. So how much can you really expect from Elson? His game is not bodying up with bigger centers. That's Oberto.

[tomcat]

would u take kwame brown over elson?

[timmy21_4rings]

Elson is the BEST 12th or 13th MAN in the entire NBA....Come on every team has tail. You can not ask for a roster full of starters and 6th/7th man.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

would u take kwame brown over elson?

Hah. Ha.



Ha?




Um, no.

[timmy21_4rings]

would u take kwame brown over elson?

Hi Apache-Tomcat,

You will not go right with either selection......Pick your poison....Aside from skills, Kwame gets more salary than Elson.....

[debo]

He has to be the softest 7 footer in history.

what about him?

pdPstztPkLA

[Solid D]

Would you rather have Rasho back, in retrospect...salaries aside?

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Would you rather have Rasho back, in retrospect...salaries aside?

Hells no.

Rasho is a slower crappier Oberto. Why do you want two of the same type of players on the team?

At least Elson brings some speed / athleticism to the table.

[SenorSpur]

Hells no.

Rasho is a slower crappier Oberto. Why do you want two of the same type of players on the team?

At least Elson brings some speed / athleticism to the table.

Exactly. And the Spurs knew they weren't getting the 2nd coming of D-Rob when they brought him here.

[MavDynasty]

Does this guy play like a fruit or what? Does he think something's funny? He has to be the softest 7 footer in history.



No shit.
He's such a fluke.

[ehz33satx]

Every single Sequspur post has either the words suck, damn, got damn, fuck, shit, crap, mofo, stupid, wtf, and a whole host of other words not suitable for children.

[KidCongo]

more of a man than you

[LBJ dunks on Duncan]

Everybody suck,,,

[anakha]

Everybody suck,,,

Same talk, different username.

The grammar takes you more into kalikot_boy_kr territory, though.

[KidCongo]

Same talk, different username.

The grammar takes you more into kalikot_boy_kr territory, though.

i am not that troll if ur referring to me

[We born to be bad]

Everybody suck,,,

every Spurs player sucks? yes every Spurs fans sucks? yes

dunks on Duncan sucks? yes.

as well you're a crazy man :p:

[DubMcDub]

Elson sucks? No way. He's the Spurs' key to stopping Dirk. At least that's what I was told circa November 2006.

[midgetonadonkey]

Dirk tends to stop himself when it matters most.

[SequSpur]

Every single Sequspur post has either the words suck, damn, got damn, fuck, shit, crap, mofo, stupid, wtf, and a whole host of other words not suitable for children.

yeah, you're probably right. hopefully your children post at nickelodeon.com or bluesclues.com...

I hope they don't come hear to read up on Bonner. That would suck.

[mavs>spurs2]

Dirk tends to stop himself when it matters most.

Lol, like game 7 in 06 huh?

[ArgSpursFan.]

Lol, like game 7 in 06 huh?
Nope,just like the NBA finals that year.

[SpursGO]

Nope,just like the NBA finals that year.

Dont forget the Warriors series


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[AFBlue]

Doesn't matter if Dirk stops himself or not, the point is clear....Elson is no damn Dirk-stopper.

Like timvp said, this one's about a year and a half late....but still I like that more people are taking notice.

Elson does in fact suck....bad.

As for who I'd rather have....how about Splitter and Mahinmi for less collective salary than Elson makes on his own? I know it's not a reality this year, but next year I think it should be.

[Dingle Barry]

I truly believe Elson would suck in the WNBA. He is just unbelievably stupid. He has all the physical ability.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Sequ was right.

[AFBlue]

Trade This Guy Now!

Given how badly this guy has played of late, Pop might want to re-think the idea of keeping Mahinmi in Austin....honestly, how much worse could Mahinmi do if given Elson's minutes?

[Spurs Brazil]

Another terrible game by Elson

[SenorSpur]

I truly believe Elson would suck in the WNBA. He is just unbelievably stupid. He has all the physical ability.

Spurs knew what they were getting when they brought him in. Hell if they're that disappointed in him, they should've kept Nazr. Sure he had bad hands, but at least he would "clean the glass" and hit a fucking baseline jumper on a regular basis. In my mind, they wouldn't be any worse off with him than Elson.

[SenorSpur]

Trade This Guy Now!

Given how badly this guy has played of late, Pop might want to re-think the idea of keeping Mahinmi in Austin....honestly, how much worse could Mahinmi do if given Elson's minutes?

I like this idea better. I'd could live with his rookie mistakes, but at least they'd have a "live body" who would rebound and block shots. Thereby, taking some pressure off Duncan.

[SouthernFried]

I am sooo sick and tired of watching ELSON knock down our own guys trying to get a rebound.

He's done it all fucking year.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Elson for cash + Pizza Hut coupons. Do it.

[Kori Ellis]

I am sooo sick and tired of watching ELSON knock down our own guys trying to get a rebound.

:lol

[SenorSpur]

No explanation for giving up 16 offensive rebounds to a team like Houston. No offense meant toward the Rockets, but if Houston and other inferior teams are outrebouding the Spurs, what is going to happen when they play glass-eating teams like Utah and Dallas?. Teams that send 3s, 4s as well as 5s to the glass.

Duncan desparately needs rebounding help and it's starting to appear that he's not going to get it from the frontcourt players on this team.

[debo]

Duncan desparately needs rebounding help

Duncan needs help with his rebounding

[duncan228]

Duncan needs help with his rebounding

Duncan had 17 boards tonight, 5 offensive.

In his last few games he's had 11, 16, 9, 15, 13, 17.

His rebounding isn't so bad.

[ploto]

...they should've kept Nazr. Sure he had bad hands, but at least he would "clean the glass" and hit a fucking baseline jumper on a regular basis. In my mind, they wouldn't be any worse off with him than Elson.
But Elson's so much cheaper.... :rolleyes

[AFBlue]

But Elson's so much cheaper.... :rolleyes

Roll your eyes all you want, but the Spurs will be glad they didn't make that deal when they're trying to sign LeBron, D-Wade, or "ya boy" Chris Bosh in Summer 2010.

Elson may blow huge penis, but I am not about to say I'd rather have a stone-handed Nazr at $5M per season for the NEXT FOUR.

[timvp]

Nazr > Elson with all things being equal.

Elson >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nazr when factoring contracts.

[SenorSpur]

Roll your eyes all you want, but the Spurs will be glad they didn't make that deal when they're trying to sign LeBron, D-Wade, or "ya boy" Chris Bosh in Summer 2010.

Elson may blow huge penis, but I am not about to say I'd rather have a stone-handed Nazr at $5M per season for the NEXT FOUR.

I guess I completely forgot about Nazr's price tag. Thanks to the Pistons for driving up his price. If the salaries were the same, I'd take Nazr over Elson. Never thought I'd say this. But Elson's quickness and athleticism is doing is no good at all.

[AFBlue]

Nazr > Elson with all things being equal.

Elson >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nazr when factoring contracts.

Sad state of affairs when that's the case right? Having to justify the Elson signing over Nazr "stonehands" Mohammed...

This sucks.... :depressed

[LA24]

Elson can't be worst than Kwame Brown.

[AFBlue]

Elson can't be worst than Kwame Brown.

I think he is...but then again, Elson doesn't cost $10M.