An Open Letter To The Colts

[dickface]

Dear Colts and Colts fans,

Congratulations on not learning your lesson and tanking Week 17 in a playoff atmosphere so that your two-minute offense in the playoffs looked worse than anything I've ever seen. Not only that, but you also cost my team a chance in the playoffs by tanking to a division opponent. Do you think the Browns would ever lay off on the Steelers, Bengals or Ravens? Absolutely not. Hey, at least you got to boo the 14-year-old girl representing the Patriots in the "Punt, Pass and Kick" contest. Better luck next year.

Sincerely,
Every Cleveland Browns fan

taken from espn

[J.T.]

Dear Browns and Browns fans,

Congratulations on not qualifying for the postseason with a 10-6 record. Not only that, but you cost yourselves a playoff berth by losing to the freaking Bengals. Do you think the Colts would have lost to the Bengals? Absolutely not. Hey, at least you get to serve yourselves a steaming hot plate of hypocrisy when you make jokes about the Colts choking in the playoffs when your team couldn't even allow itself to choke in the playoffs. Better luck next year.

Sincerely,
Your Fucking Daddy