Eva BitchSlaps TP

[Sam]

Is this what is up with TP? Oral Sex? Doghouse room?

http://www.on205th.com/2008/01/eva-longoria-bitchslaps-hubby-tony.html

[some_user86]

That's just a silly argument.

But, she really needs to learn how to shut up. Does she think that refs don't read the paper? She's gonna end up screwing him over.

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Eva Longoria says hubby Tony Parker fakes on-court injuries
Malaysia Sun

Wednesday 23rd January, 2008
(ANI)

Washington, January 23 : Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria has revealed that her husband, basketball player Tony Parker, often fakes his on-court injuries.

The actress says that she really finds it difficult to watch her husband play for the San Antonio Spurs because she never knows when he is actually hurt, and when he is acting.

"Sometimes he acts to get the flagrant foul or, to sell the foul more, he'll throw himself on the floor and really play it up more than what it is," Contactmusic quoted her as saying.

"I really don't know what the difference is so I'm like, 'Stop laying on the ground if you're not hurt. Just get up!' He's like, 'Honey, I have to stay on the ground sometimes.' But I get really nervous, it's nail biting," she added.

LINK: http://story.malaysiasun.com/index.php/ct/9/cid/f825b92e19df636a/id/320933/cs/1/

[Cherry]

I can't take this seriously :rolleyes

[urunobili]

Bullshit

[boutons_]

I'm sure the refs read the fanzine chic mags to get pointers on how to make calls.

[some_user86]

I'm sure the refs read the fanzine chic mags to get pointers on how to make calls.

I can't speak, of course, about that fan fluff the original poster linked to, but my link was from a mainstream Malaysian newspaper. Given, they won't read a physical copy of the Malaysian Sun, but news.google.com (from where I found it) easily links articles from San Antonio Spurs, etc. I'm sure they most certainly DO read news sites to see how the media reports on the games. Are you suggesting that the refs are so technologically incompetent to jump from reading paper copies to reading news from the internet (many jokes there, but nothing to suggest that they don't do this)?

All I am saying is that she should shut up especially since there is even a slight risk of backlash possible from the refs.

[SouthernFried]

Nobody reads that stuff. The only way that kinda crap gets into basketball discussions, is if you post it into places...like this.

[101A]

Basketball players sometimes over-dramatize contact?!??!!!

Say it isn't so!!!

[some_user86]

Basketball players sometimes over-dramatize contact?!??!!!

Say it isn't so!!!

But admitting it? That's just stupid.

[nkdlunch]

what a pussy

[Ghost Writer]

Please don't become the next Jessica Simpson.

[da_suns_fan]

Wow....vindication that the Spurs are the biggest floppers in the history of the NBA.

Think of what Ginobili's wife must go through.


Oh wait....everyone KNOWS he's acting. Nevermind.

[nkdlunch]

because Nash never flops :rolleyes

[angel_luv]

I stopped reading when I saw the article was from Star Magazine.

I don't believe them.

[SenorSpur]

Ultimate downfall

[polandprzem]

They should put the patches all over Tonys body, and when he is going down on the floor, hitting the floor or whateva his contact with the ground besides the feet are this patches should sent a signal to the patches taht will be in the brain of Eva, so she would know if Tony is fine in microsecond.

Good solution :tu

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Please don't become the next Jessica Simpson.
I don't think that will happen. This Tony has already proved he can win a playoff game.

[angel_luv]

I don't think that will happen. This Tony has already proved he can win a playoff game.


:lol Awesome!

[thispego]

what the fuck is this stupid bullshit? gayyyyyyyyy

[WalterBenitez]

I am glad to see TP will have a Hollywood career after ending playing at NBA :wakeup

[Dex]

Shit, she's just now figuring this out?

Anybody who's watched Tony play more than 15 games has regularly seen him go down in a heap, come up limping and holding a random appendage, then miraculously he is zooming around the court at top speed two plays later.

The guy isn't going to war or off to sea, he's playing freaking basketball. Sounds like Eva needs to get her panties out of a wad.

[SenorSpur]

Shit, she's just now figuring this out?

Sounds like Eva needs to get her panties out of a wad.


Tough thing for a desparate housewife to do. :lol

[angel_luv]

Anybody who's watched Tony play more than 15 games has regularly seen him go down in a heap, come up limping and holding a random appendage, then miraculously he is zooming around the court at top speed two plays later.


Word!

Which is why it is curious to me that critics call Gino a flopper but say nothing whatsoever about Tony.

[Kori Ellis]

This might be the worst thread ever. :lol

Eva jokes around about Tony flopping and some rag overseas newspaper thinks she's actually upset about it. :lol Then Spurs fans think its noteworthy. :lol

[Dex]

This might be the worst thread ever. :lol

Eva jokes around about Tony flopping and some rag overseas newspaper thinks she's actually upset about it. :lol Then Spurs fans think its noteworthy. :lol

You mean I can't trust a news-site that is designed at 800x600 aspect ratio and has Ads By Google as one-third of their content?

[BonnerDynasty]

I am glad to see TP will have a Hollywood career in L.A. playing with the Lakers after ending playing at Spurs as soon as his contract is over :wakeup


FIFY.

[phxspurfan]

This might be the worst thread ever. :lol

Eva jokes around about Tony flopping and some rag overseas newspaper thinks she's actually upset about it. :lol Then Spurs fans think its noteworthy. :lol


But I thought my Manu for Tayshaun was the worst thread ever :[

[T Park]

God, these rags should be put out of business.

[GrandeDavid]

He does act. I'm sure all athletes do at some point. As long as Tony's not using the clear I don't care about any of this.

[nkdlunch]

Eva is mad because Tony can act better than her

[timvp]

Parker might be the worst flopper in the league. I seriously think Manu and Oberto need to take Parker to Argentina one summer and teach him how to flop.

[urunobili]

Parker might be the worst flopper in the league. I seriously think Manu and Oberto need to take Parker to Argentina one summer and teach him how to flop.
i thought you were the one about to go there though... now i wonder why... :smokin

[Whisky Dog]

It would take more than one summer to fix his horrible flopping. The Argentinians begin learning from birth.

[Indazone]

Always knew the Spurs were a team of floppers. Now there's Eva to back it up :D

[703 Spurz]

I can't speak, of course, about that fan fluff the original poster linked to, but my link was from a mainstream Malaysian newspaper. Given, they won't read a physical copy of the Malaysian Sun, but news.google.com (from where I found it) easily links articles from San Antonio Spurs, etc. I'm sure they most certainly DO read news sites to see how the media reports on the games. Are you suggesting that the refs are so technologically incompetent to jump from reading paper copies to reading news from the internet (many jokes there, but nothing to suggest that they don't do this)?

All I am saying is that she should shut up especially since there is even a slight risk of backlash possible from the refs.

I'm sure the NBA is looking on the fucking internet for ways to properly call games.

Dumb bitch

[703 Spurz]

Always knew the Spurs were a team of floppers. Now there's Eva to back it up :D

I'm sorry, did you say something?

[T Park]

Always knew the Spurs were a team of floppers. Now there's Eva to back it up

We prefer to think of it as 3 rings in 5 years.

Ya know.

Dynasty.

Hows that Steve Francis thing workin out?

[Budkin]

:lmao @ Rocket fan trying to talk trash.

[Findog]

Is she a beard? What straight guy would want to wake up to this?

http://www.americangirl.co.uk/images/eva_longoria25_300.jpg

Hmm.....

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1126/900592575_f1ba7c3a87_o.jpg

[nkdlunch]

It would take more than one summer to fix his horrible flopping. The Argentinians begin learning from birth.

actually Argenines and Brazilians both start practicing flopping from within their mother's womb

[T Park]

Is she a beard? What straight guy would want to wake up to this?

amazing how a poorly timed photo looks on the internet when you guys like to make it that way.

[Findog]

amazing how a poorly timed photo looks on the internet when you guys like to make it that way.

"you guys?"

I'm a member of the papparazzi?

[WalterBenitez]

FIFY.
:pctoss The little french must live and die in SA, never trade him, never let him go!!

[Kori Ellis]

actually Argenines and Brazilians both start practicing flopping from within their mother's womb

:lmao I imagine Manu dramatically falling down as a baby when he was learning how to walk :)

[Jimcs50]

http://dougstest.wordpress.com/files/2008/01/eva_longoria-4.jpg


She can slap me all she wants to.

[beirmeistr]

:lmao I imagine Manu dramatically falling down as a baby when he was learning how to walk :)
When baby Manu was born, he flopped before the doctor could spank him.

[Indazone]

Well we got one of the famed Argentinian floppers ourselves. Scola flops more than any of our other guys but then that's only one. Spurs on the other hand... lets see. Ginobili, Oberto, Parker, hmmm that's three floppers. That's a bunch. I wouldn't be suprised that the three of them have rubbed off on the other guys too. lol.

[Sam]

Hey guys I thought it was hillarious. Just something to liven up the day.

[ploto]

Eva jokes around about Tony flopping and some rag overseas newspaper thinks she's actually upset about it. :lol Then Spurs fans think its noteworthy. :lol
What is interesting is that I have read mention of it other places today-- including one reputable NBA site.

[ambchang]

Parker's flopping explained his ridiculously high number of FTs for a guy who makes a living in the paint ... oh wait .....

[whottt]

Sounds like Eva's going Yoko on us...


Pop needs to deal with this shit....

[ChumpDumper]

This week's Worst Thread Ever.

[endrity]

it's now on espn's web site, this will be heard around the league

[ChumpDumper]

Dude doesn't get calls when he flops anyway, so I don't see the issue.

[timvp]

Dude doesn't get calls when he flops anyway, so I don't see the issue.Exactly. It's not like Parker gets any additional calls by flopping. If anything, his flopping is so bad and fake looking that he loses whistles that he'd otherwise get.

Now if Manu, Oberto, Horry or someone who is an accomplished flopper had their techniques "outed" that'd be a different story. This is like Amy Duncan going to the press to tell the secret of Tim Duncan's free throw shooting.

[txstr1986]

Is she a beard? What straight guy would want to wake up to this?

Hmm.....



You'r pic of Manu is awesome. I laugh everytime I see it.

[e20dylan]

if they break up i wonder if she gets booed at every game lol

[Hemotivo]

she loves tony
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/01/0123_eva_longoria_splash_2.jpg

[duncan228]

This is like Amy Duncan going to the press to tell the secret of Tim Duncan's free throw shooting.

:lmao

[milkyway21]

Please don't become the next Jessica Simpson.exactly. I was thinking the same way too :rolleyes

shut up pls. just talk about something else :wakeup

[TDMVPDPOY]

hey does eva own a restaurant in LA?

is that a fukn sign parker might head to LA when his contract is up??

[ChumpDumper]

He has already demanded a trade. He wanted it done by tonight so it would be on ESPN.

[T Park]

WTF is with you people that believe this shit?

Are you really that easy to be duped?

[T Park]

BTW

WTF does that say on the back of Eva's neck!??!

[ChumpDumper]

"runt"

[Hemotivo]

Nine

[T Park]

ah.

Would be a bitch if he had to change numbers....

[Hemotivo]

:lol

[polandprzem]

BTW

WTF does that say on the back of Eva's neck!??!

manu

[ThomasGranger]

mine

[bdictjames]

LOL at Tony, "a mouth is a mouth"

Anyway, bullshit article.