Dwarf crime a 'growing problem'

[sa_butta]

Thieves are robbing long-distance coaches by sneaking dwarves into the luggage holds in sports bags.

Once inside, they slip out from their hiding places to rifle through the belongings of unsuspecting travellers.

Then they take their loot back to their hiding place and wait to be collected by another gang member when the coach reaches its destination, reports The Sun.

They have stolen thousands of pounds in cash, gems and other valuables in recent months.

Swebus, which ferries thousands of Brits across Sweden, has been among coach firms targeted.

A spokesman said: "We have had reports about several thefts by dwarves on the stretch between Vasteras and Stockholm.

"We're thinking of installing video cameras."

A Stockholm Police spokesman said: "We are looking at our records to identify criminals of limited stature."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2696358.html?menu=

[ATRAIN]

Damn Underwear gnomes

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[Slomo]

That's how Sequ paid for his new HD TV!

http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/Photoshop_madness/Sequ_TV.jpg

[ATX Spur]

Outstanding, slomo!

[peewee's lovechild]

I call bullshit.

Wouldn't they freeze at 30,000 ft up in the air??

Well, unless it's a dwarf with magical skills.

[Extra Stout]

I call bullshit.

Wouldn't they freeze at 30,000 ft up in the air??

Well, unless it's a dwarf with magical skills.
What kind of freaking magic bus have you been riding on?

[SequDynasty]

Thieves are robbing long-distance coaches by sneaking dwarves into the luggage holds in sports bags.

Once inside, they slip out from their hiding places to rifle through the belongings of unsuspecting travellers.

Then they take their loot back to their hiding place and wait to be collected by another gang member when the coach reaches its destination, reports The Sun.

They have stolen thousands of pounds in cash, gems and other valuables in recent months.

Swebus, which ferries thousands of Brits across Sweden, has been among coach firms targeted.

A spokesman said: "We have had reports about several thefts by dwarves on the stretch between Vasteras and Stockholm.

"We're thinking of installing video cameras."

A Stockholm Police spokesman said: "We are looking at our records to identify criminals of limited stature."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2696358.html?menu=

They're only committing the crimes they're supposed to commit.

[ATRAIN]

What kind of freaking magic bus have you been riding on?


Guess he though Swebus is a plane hahaha. I am guessing the Sweplane would be the bus name.

[Extra Stout]

And shouldn't dwarf crime be a 'genetically stunted problem'?

[peewee's lovechild]

Dwarves and Carnies are evil.

They should all be killed.

[ATRAIN]

I think a Dwarf would make a kick ass pet.