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O-Factor
01-24-2008, 11:38 AM
Tony Romo punts Jessica Simpson
By BEN WIDDICOMBE and DAVE GOLDINER
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS

Thursday, January 24th 2008, 4:00 AM

At least they'll always have Mexico.

Dallas Cowboys star Tony Romo has reportedly dumped Jessica Simpson, who was widely blamed for costing him a shot at the Super Bowl.

"Tony is now starting to blame her himself," a pal told OK! magazine. "Before dating Jessica, he was Texas' golden boy. Now he's become a joke."

A few days after the Giants bounced the Cowboys from the playoffs, Romo called the "Dukes of Hazzard" star to tell her their romance was over.

"He said he thought it was better if they went back to being friends," a pal of hers said.

A final breaking point came when Romo told Simpson he wouldn't move to L.A. - and she responded there was no way she could leave Tinseltown.

"It was the moment he realized it wasn't going to work with Jessica in the long term," the pal told OK!.


http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/01/24/2008-01-24_tony_romo_punts_jessica_simpson.html

I got a kick out of the title. Gossip site rhetoric cracks me up. :lol

monosylab1k
01-24-2008, 11:41 AM
what a dumbass.

leemajors
01-24-2008, 11:55 AM
maybe he got tired of her dad watching them have sex.

monosylab1k
01-24-2008, 11:57 AM
maybe he got tired of her dad watching them have sex.
i guarantee you that guy jerks off to pics of his daughter.

samikeyp
01-24-2008, 12:05 PM
i guarantee you that guy jerks off to pics of his daughter.

No, just ones of her bank account. :)

ATRAIN
01-24-2008, 12:07 PM
LMAO to Mono and Mikey. Its prob both her bank account and her pics!!

Heath Ledger
01-24-2008, 12:11 PM
Jessica im available if you make it to the afterlife.

ATRAIN
01-24-2008, 12:18 PM
Jessica im available if you make it to the afterlife.


WOW.........too soon!!

peewee's lovechild
01-24-2008, 12:30 PM
Jessica im available if you make it to the afterlife.

She'll ruin you in heaven, or hell.

Heath Ledger
01-24-2008, 12:33 PM
Too soon have you seen Jessicas ass?

Slomo
01-24-2008, 12:34 PM
Drop kick would have been funnier....

peewee's lovechild
01-24-2008, 12:38 PM
Too soon have you seen Jessicas ass?

Fuck that, it's all about her tits.

Heath Ledger
01-24-2008, 12:47 PM
Her body is kinda shaped like a pill bottle..

spursfan09
01-24-2008, 02:12 PM
Her body is kinda shaped like a pill bottle..

:lol this is so fucked up....

Jessica Simpson
01-24-2008, 07:01 PM
Jessica im available if you make it to the afterlife.

Ewww no thanks!

Besides, I'm talking to Tom Brady right now. It's getting pretty serious.

Tony, you're going to regret it. But I've had better. They probably made that premature ejaculation Dominos commercial with you in mind.

DaHorns
01-24-2008, 07:03 PM
Damn, that didn't last long.......Oh well, who is next on the Romo train?

Heath Ledger
01-24-2008, 11:02 PM
<<<<<<<<<< Chooo Chooo!!!!! I hope Jessica is into Necrophelia.

Findog
01-25-2008, 12:24 AM
He was a dumbass for dating her in the first place, and now he demonstrates how weak he is that he lets media perception dictate life choices. If he had any backbone at all, he wouldn't care what people write or let it guide his decisions.

He's a good QB, but he's a little too in love with the rockstar perks that go with being QB of the Dallas Cowboys. If he weren't a famous pro athlete, he strikes me as the kind of douchebag that would live in Addison and stand outside for a couple of hours trying to get into GhostBar.

T Park
01-25-2008, 12:52 AM
He was a dumbass for dating her in the first place, and now he demonstrates how weak he is that he lets media perception dictate life choices. If he had any backbone at all, he wouldn't care what people write or let it guide his decisions.



Agreed on the latter, disagree on the, first part.

Findog
01-25-2008, 01:46 AM
Dude, there are plenty of anonymous, non-celebrity chicks that are just as hot as Jessica Simpson and have an IQ above room temperature. He's the QB of the Dallas Cowboys, he can have just about any woman he wants. And he chose her.

Kori Ellis
01-25-2008, 03:06 AM
Reports are that they didn't break up and that OK Magazine made this up.

JESSICA SIMPSON's attorneys have demanded America's OK! magazine print a "prominent and unambiguous" retraction after accusing them of publishing a "smear campaign" against the singer.

Jessica Simpson
01-25-2008, 03:26 AM
The real story is that he went back to that bitch Carrie Underwear and she turned him down. I took him back, but not after making him paint my toenails and get my dry cleaning.

Heath Ledger
01-25-2008, 08:03 AM
Jessica are you into necrophelia?

703 Spurz
01-25-2008, 12:27 PM
Reports are that they didn't break up and that OK Magazine made this up.

JESSICA SIMPSON's attorneys have demanded America's OK! magazine print a "prominent and unambiguous" retraction after accusing them of publishing a "smear campaign" against the singer.

Ooooo it's getting good :rolleyes

DAINTX
01-26-2008, 02:03 AM
Another stupid mistake.

ClingingMars
01-26-2008, 01:00 PM
oh fuck i thought he broke up with her...damnit just do it romo

-Mars

Holmes_Fans
01-26-2008, 05:40 PM
With the money he has he can do a lot better.

J.T.
01-27-2008, 01:47 PM
9so9xBEvU3Q

ShoogarBear
01-27-2008, 05:28 PM
"prominent and unambiguous" LOL at the thought of Jessica trying to pronounce those words.

Jessica Simpson
01-31-2008, 12:48 AM
LOL at the thought of Jessica trying to pronounce those words.

Well duh it's obvious that my lawyers wrote that for me. Hehehehe

curtismedellin
01-31-2008, 09:58 PM
Jessica you SUCK!!!!























JK

You're really pretty hot, I'm just hatin'