Jello shots!!!

[spursfan09]

I want to make some next weekend for a lil get together. Never made them before, so I was just wondering what kind of liquor goes good with it. i want to use jack or crown, but I'm guessing Vodka is better? So helpful recipes are nice guys!

[pussyface.]

ooh jello shots! yummy! last weekend i had some jello shots and got super duper fucking wasted and let another guy play with my testicles. it was great!

[spursfan09]

oh! Wow! thats great!

[marini martini]

You want a clear, tasteless, liquor, like vodka or to really gfu, everclear :toast

[OldDirtMcGirt]

Jello shots are right up there with appletinis as far as 19 year old girl drinks. Shots are not supposed to taste good.

[OldDirtMcGirt]

You want a clear, tasteless, liquor, like vodka or to really gfu, everclear :toast

Drink Everclear if you want a tracheotomy without having to go through the hassle of surgery. It's proven to burn holes in anybody's esophagus.

[marini martini]

Drink Everclear if you want a tracheotomy without having to go through the hassle of surgery. It's proven to burn holes in anybody's esophagus.

It didn't mine! Course I mixed it with some kind of punch. I thought mixing it with jello would tone it down a bit :dizzy :toast :dizzy

[CuckingFunt]

Jello shots don't even taste good.

[OldDirtMcGirt]

Jello shots don't even taste good.

Anything tastes better than Everclear.

And as for mixed drinks, stick with the classic: Faderade. It's a time honored classic since high school, and you don't want to disrespect your roots.

[spursfan09]

I had everclear 1 time in high school when i was 17. Never again!

[OldDirtMcGirt]

I had everclear 1 time in high school when i was 17. Never again!

The worst drink combination in the history of mankind: Everclear and Robotussin. Bad times. Not good times.

[spursfan09]

The worst drink combination in the history of mankind: Everclear and Robotussin. Bad times. Not good times.

Yuck! Why would you do that to yourself?

[OldDirtMcGirt]

Yuck! Why would you do that to yourself?

I didn't do it, although I had to basically "babysit" someone who did way back when. The party is rocking, everything's going good, but there's some random girl in the bathroom with what looks to be a serious case of dysentery. Having a conscience sucks ass.

[marini martini]

I didn't do it, although I had to basically "babysit" someone who did way back when. The party is rocking, everything's going good, but there's some random girl in the bathroom with what looks to be a serious case of dysentery. Having a conscience sucks ass.

:toast

[spursfan09]

I didn't do it, although I had to basically "babysit" someone who did way back when. The party is rocking, everything's going good, but there's some random girl in the bathroom with what looks to be a serious case of dysentery. Having a conscience sucks ass.


Well at least she had somebody there....

[mrsmaalox]

Drink Everclear if you want a tracheotomy without having to go through the hassle of surgery. It's proven to burn holes in anybody's esophagus.

In my college town, where Lone Star beer was the drink of choice, we used to add a shot of Everclear to our beers! It really couldn't make the taste any worse and one smuggled in flask of Everclear got about 6 girls really wasted for the price of only a couple beers each! :drunk

[spursfan09]

In my college town, where Lone Star beer was the drink of choice, we used to add a shot of Everclear to our beers! It really couldn't make the taste any worse and one smuggled in flask of Everclear got about 6 girls really wasted for the price of only a couple beers each! :drunk

okay so everclear is definitly ruled out. What else can I used instead of vodka?

[marini martini]

I guess, nothing but Vodka, lots of freakin' Vodka :toast

[T Park]

absinth.

[mrsmaalox]

Okay so there's plenty of recommendations for the ETOH; so where's an actual recipe?

[bigfundamental21]

tequila is good for jello shots. any kind of rum or vodka also work well.

as for recipe.... just follow the regular jello recipe, except when you add the cold water, just add half or less of what is recommended and substitute your liquor of choice for the other half or more.

[Fillmoe]

how about semen shots to the face?

[mrsmaalox]

how about semen shots to the face?

You prefer those?

[Fillmoe]

no i was wondering if you do?

[spursfan09]

absinth.

Isn't that illegal or somethin, or do I have to buy it from some certain place. Never had that before. I'm leaning more to just Tequila though. :toast

[spursfan09]

how about semen shots to the face?

Thanks, but I'm not talking about what will happen after the jello shots....

[Pistons < Spurs]

http://www.kegworks.com/company/jello-shot-recipes

[spursfan09]

Cool site. Thanks

[CuckingFunt]

Thanks, but I'm not talking about what will happen after the jello shots....
That sounds like a "yes" to me.