The Mars Volta owns you

[scott]

And your friends and family too.

Feel free to discuss amongst yourselves. I nearly had a stroke on about track two of Bedlam in Goliath.

[CuckingFunt]

This is a band I love, but whose music I don't own.

I should really change that one of these days.

[scott]

You can start by running out to Target and picking up Bedlam for $9.98 today

[Snickers]

I've never gotten into their music.

[atxrocker]

good stuff

[Kriz-Maxima]

Yeah, The Mars Volta is definitely a good band.

[mardigan]

They should just reform At The Drive In

[monosylab1k]

They should just reform At The Drive In
:tu

[scott]

They should just reform At The Drive In

While I would not be opposed to more ATDI... Volta is a completely different beast, as is Sparta. I enjoy all three immensely. Personally, I'd rather have the Volta and Sparta than just ATDI... now, if we could have all three...

[DarkReign]

Maybe if I spoke Spanish, I might give a shit.

[DarkReign]

BTW, is the singer a girl or guy?

[LaMarcus Bryant]

They even played a TMV clip on National Public Radio today :lol

I still have not listened to the second half of Francis the Mute. One day I will and then i'll move onto Amputecture.

[midgetonadonkey]

They suck.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd rather listen to Melt Banana.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Maybe if I spoke Spanish, I might give a shit.what a jackass. and this coming from a guy with a over-rated douche for an avatar.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'd rather listen to Melt Banana.Dave Witte is a monster.

[ATRAIN]

You can start by running out to Target and picking up Bedlam for $9.98 today


Im going to go and get it tomm. I have liked 2 songs I heard from it.

[ATRAIN]

They should just reform At The Drive In


I would love that!!

[DarkReign]

what a jackass. and this coming from a guy with a over-rated douche for an avatar.

Overrated. Ok, you like obscure music. Youre cool, ok? Is it ok now? We know, you dont listen to popular music because youre "different' and "out of the mainstream", happy now emo kid?

Blow. Me.

[MannyIsGod]

I own Scottttttttttttttttttttttttttt

[monosylab1k]

Overrated. Ok, you like obscure music. Youre cool, ok? Is it ok now? We know, you dont listen to popular music because youre "different' and "out of the mainstream", happy now emo kid?

Blow. Me.
what makes The Mars Volta obscure? Their albums usually hit the top-10 in sales in their first week. How obscure are they?

Is it because they sing in Spanish on some songs? If so, that really is a pretty douchey reason to dislike a band.

[ATRAIN]

Overrated. Ok, you like obscure music. Youre cool, ok? Is it ok now? We know, you dont listen to popular music because youre "different' and "out of the mainstream", happy now emo kid?

Blow. Me.


LOL The Mars Volta are not emo?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

happy now emo kid?


what a jackass. and this coming from a guy with a over-rated EMO douche for an avatar.and i'm far from a tight-pant, white-belt wearing kid.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Im going to go and get it tomm. I have liked 2 songs I heard from it.i didn't know they had a new album out. i really didn't check out the last one. i was kinda bummed when jon theodore left. i can't believe they hired a gospel drummer.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

LOL The Mars Volta are not emo?maynard thinks otherwise

[ATRAIN]

please please for the love of everything stop capitalizing the word "The"

you look like hotards


Thats part of the band name, so it should be capitalized.

[BacktoBasics]

maynard thinks otherwise
It was only a matter of time before you dropped that line. We get it ok its your favorite line to drop.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

It was only a matter of time before you dropped that line. We get it ok its your favorite line to drop.the ladies man to the rescue.

[BacktoBasics]

the ladies man to the rescue.
Yes Maynard sent me.

[jman3000]

el paso hasnt failed at everything.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yes Maynard sent me.
......and he loves you for that.

[jman3000]

and whoever said it's "obsure" music is just making assumptions. very bad ones at that. if you're going to state an opinion about something, at least wait until you have a little knowledge about the subject before you let it be known.

[jman3000]

they had wanted to be simply "mars volta", but there was some dj group in europe with that name.... so they added the "The"

[BacktoBasics]

......and he loves you for that.You know what else he loves?


YOUR MOM

[PakiDan]

I saw The Mars Volta at The Drive In over in Sparta, GA.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

they had wanted to be simply "mars volta", but there was some dj group in europe with that name.... so they added the "The"hmmmm. i did not know that.

[ATRAIN]

pretentious


In what way?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You know what else he loves?


YOUR MOMi just realized what your screenname used to be on here. i can say that it doesn't surprise me. i'm glad you've progessed over time.

[El Nino]

In what way?
Never question elpimpo!

For those of you that don't "habla espanol", el pimpo is spanish for....................................the pimpo!

[CuckingFunt]

pretentiousGetting bent out of shape over people capitalizing "The" (when it's the first word of a band's name) is pretention, too, just in a different form.

[BacktoBasics]

i just realized what your screenname used to be on here. i can say that it doesn't surprise me. i'm glad you've progessed over time.Could your head possibly be any bigger? Its the same idiotic shit from you over and over.

[DarkReign]

and whoever said it's "obsure" music is just making assumptions. very bad ones at that. if you're going to state an opinion about something, at least wait until you have a little knowledge about the subject before you let it be known.

For the record, I wasnt referring to Mars Volta as "obscure". I was referring to Viva la Penis' music selection as obscure in relation to the 1000 CDs of garage rock/indie rock he so covets all the while thinking his unique (ie obscure) taste in music somehow differentiates him from the "mainstream".

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

......and Saviours owns The Mars Volta.
Deal with it.

[DarkReign]

Is it because they sing in Spanish on some songs? If so, that really is a pretty douchey reason to dislike a band.

Actually, I have Frances the Mute. I liken it to a modern Pink Floyd in the sense that they are certainly different than other music out there, in my experience anyway.

But yeah, I like songs I can understand to a point. I like opera, and I dont understand a fucking word those WOPs are saying, but its beautiful.

Volta is just a little too out there, but I see the inclination, just not my bag.

Happy?

Jesus Christ, is this thread full of vaginas or what? "Doooood, you totally insulted, like, my favorite band in the world, bro. I should punch you."

Get over yourselves. Whoops, forgot, Im in the Club. Land of Tampons and Celebrity Worship. People magazine subscribers, all of you.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

For the record, I wasnt referring to Mars Volta as "obscure". I was referring to Viva la Penis' music selection as obscure in relation to the 1000 CDs of garage rock/indie rock he so covets all the while thinking his unique (ie obscure) taste in music somehow differentiates him from the "mainstream".i can't stand indie rock actually. i actually have bought(or downloaded) very few discs after about 2002. i didn't think making fun of maynard would bring on such hate. his force is strong.

[monosylab1k]

Actually, I have Frances the Mute. I liken it to a modern Pink Floyd in the sense that they are certainly different than other music out there, in my experience anyway.

But yeah, I like songs I can understand to a point. I like opera, and I dont understand a fucking word those WOPs are saying, but its beautiful.

Volta is just a little too out there, but I see the inclination, just not my bag.

Happy?

Jesus Christ, is this thread full of vaginas or what? "Doooood, you totally insulted, like, my favorite band in the world, bro. I should punch you."

Get over yourselves. Whoops, forgot, Im in the Club. Land of Tampons and Celebrity Worship. People magazine subscribers, all of you.

Sorry that you're such a fucking pussy that you can't handle basic "point-counterpoint". You called them obscure and referenced the fact that they sing in Spanish, I gave my thoughts to your opinion. You get defensive and start trashing a forum THAT YOU'RE FUCKING POSTING IN RIGHT NOW. Who's the sensitive vagina here?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

......and Saviours owns The Mars Volta.
Deal with it.i'll have to check them out. they're not too obscure are they? :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://home.gwi.net/%7Eral/mfactor/tool/images/gallery/maynard1.jpg
:worthy: (http://misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=1&forumid=7#) :worthy: oh how i love thee. please forgive my ignorance, oh master, for i know not :worthy: (http://misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=1&forumid=7#) :worthy:

[monosylab1k]

"The...er....the Mars Volta is pretty good"
"Nah, they suck. Too obscure. Fuck singing in Spanish"
"Do you really not like them because the sing in Spanish? That doesn't make much sense"
"DON'T BE SUCH A DEFENSIVE VAGINA YOU FUCKER."

somebody might be bipolar.

[monosylab1k]

it does seem a little odd that somebody who enjoys a band with nothing but rambling 9 minute long masturbatory songs will find such disdain for a band whose songs are mainly rambling 9 minute long masturbatory songs in Spanish.

but to each his own.

[DarkReign]

Admittedly, I dont have a wide selection of music. Well, I do, but I hardly listen to most of it.

IPod has ~1600 songs. I can name the bands I listen to, with some spice thrown in.

GnR, Maiden, Priest, Typo Negative, Tool, Metallica, Slayer, Venom, Celtic Frost, RATM, Pearl Jam, Pilots and Peppers.

Then the various listening depending on mood....Al Green, CCR, Pavoratti, Luciano, etc.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

it does seem a little odd that somebody who enjoys a band with nothing but rambling 9 minute long masturbatory songs will find such disdain for a band whose songs are mainly rambling 9 minute long masturbatory songs in Spanish.

but to each his own.man, i never looked at it that way. you got a point.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Admittedly, I dont have a wide selection of music. Well, I do, but I hardly listen to most of it.

IPod has ~1600 songs. I can name the bands I listen to, with some spice thrown in.

GnR, Maiden, Priest, Typo Negative, Tool, Metallica, Slayer, Venom, Celtic Frost, RATM, Pearl Jam, Pilots and Peppers.

Then the various listening depending on mood....Al Green, CCR, Pavoratti, Luciano, etc.throw some nasum and converge in there.

[DarkReign]

Sorry that you're such a fucking pussy that you can't handle basic "point-counterpoint". You called them obscure and referenced the fact that they sing in Spanish, I gave my thoughts to your opinion. You get defensive and start trashing a forum THAT YOU'RE FUCKING POSTING IN RIGHT NOW. Who's the sensitive vagina here?

Youre new at this, yes?

I was referencing his music selection ( of which, according to him, I was wrong about), not Mars Volta. Where did I say "Mars Volta is obscure"?

I said "Overrated. Ok, you like obscure music. Youre cool, ok?...." aimed directly at VLE, ok Robin? Dont worry, Boy Wonder, Batman has his own utility belt today.


Uncrumple your vagina, get over it.

[DarkReign]

"The...er....the Mars Volta is pretty good"
"Nah, they suck. Too obscure. Fuck singing in Spanish"
"Do you really not like them because the sing in Spanish? That doesn't make much sense"
"DON'T BE SUCH A DEFENSIVE VAGINA YOU FUCKER."

WTF? That wasnt even near, even remotely close to the tenor of the conversation.

Reading comprehension, FTL.

[DarkReign]

it does seem a little odd that somebody who enjoys a band with nothing but rambling 9 minute long masturbatory songs will find such disdain for a band whose songs are mainly rambling 9 minute long masturbatory songs in Spanish.

but to each his own.

While I certainly agree Tool has its share of really dumb, extremely long pointless "songs", its the sum of the parts that make the whole.

And if you dont see the distinct difference between "Hey, I can understand what he said!" and "What the hell did he/she just say?", then I cant help you. Yes, as it pertains to music, I prefer it in English. And please dont compare Volta to opera. When Volta hits the 300 year mark of music circulation (same with Tool, btw) call me.

Judging by your general lack of fundamental reading skills and comprehension, I shouldnt be all that surprised.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Whoops, forgot, Im in the Club. Land of Tampons and Celebrity Worship. People magazine subscribers, all of you.


Can I be King?

[monosylab1k]

And please dont compare Volta to opera.
never did.

reading comprehension, FTL

[DarkReign]

Can I be King?

Sure, but you must answer this questionaire...

a) Do you subscribe to People?

b) Do you spend more time on celebrity sites (TMZ, et all) than other sites combined?

c) Do you know the names of Tom Cruise's baby with Kate? With Kidman? Angelina and Brad?

d) Are you willing to start threads with the distinct purpose of peer-sympathy with your problem(s)?

e) If 'D' is true, will you get equally offended when someone calls you out as an attention whore in said thread(s)?

f) Will you join and maintain 'cliques' so that if a member of your clique is somehow wronged, you'll posse up and bring the offender to e-justice?


This is just the beginning, Mr Candidate. This is a long haul process.

[monosylab1k]

g) will you willfully participate in Club threads, then when people criticize your opinions, get a wadded up bloody vagina over it and start trashing the forum that you apparently enjoy enough to repeatedly post in?

[DarkReign]

never did.

reading comprehension, FTL

ok, seriously....this is.....really....REALLY easy.

I said "PLEASE DONT compare Volta to opera"

(here it comes, a reeeeeal slow pitch...wait for it....waaaaait for it....)

I never said you did.

(SWING!)

[monosylab1k]

why would you exhort me to not compare Mars Volta to opera when I never had one inclination of making that comparison to begin with? You were the one mentioning opera, not me.

REALLY easy here....

hey, please don't compare rape to sex. i never said you did, just giving you a tip.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Sure, but you must answer this questionaire...

a) Do you subscribe to People?

b) Do you spend more time on celebrity sites (TMZ, et all) than other sites combined?

c) Do you know the names of Tom Cruise's baby with Kate? With Kidman? Angelina and Brad?

d) Are you willing to start threads with the distinct purpose of peer-sympathy with your problem(s)?

e) If 'D' is true, will you get equally offended when someone calls you out as an attention whore in said thread(s)?

f) Will you join and maintain 'cliques' so that if a member of your clique is somehow wronged, you'll posse up and bring the offender to e-justice?


This is just the beginning, Mr Candidate. This is a long haul process.

That's a tough list. I did start the "Ina-Relationship Question"" thread looking for sympathy, though. And I only know that Cruise's baby has a stupid fucking name. That's the extent of my knowledge on the situation.

I guess I have to go the way of Edwards.

[monosylab1k]

this is pretty typical boorish behavior for a Tool fan though.

[DarkReign]

g) will you willfully participate in Club threads, then when people criticize your opinions, get a wadded up bloody vagina over it and start trashing the forum that you apparently enjoy enough to repeatedly post in?

As it were, I never applied for the position.

But thanks!

Club has a lot of good stuff in it, topic-wise.

Its some of the members that muddy the waters is all. So, to be clear, when I refer to "The Club", I am in essence referring to the stereotype of your typical Club poster and their propensity for drama (ie You).

But you didnt know that, now you do. Im sure you give all sorts of shit, too.

[monosylab1k]

DarkReign, would you please not compare anal sex with a man to watching a sunset? Never said you did.

[atxrocker]

rofl @ this thread

[DarkReign]

just giving you a tip.

Bingo. You never know what idiot you may stumble upon and the comparisons they may or may not make. I try to "head them off at the pass", so to speak. EDITED: Obviously, that didnt apply to you in this situation. Grats.

[monosylab1k]

DarkReign, please don't compare fucking your grandmother's asshole to writing a note on a sticky pad.

[monosylab1k]

DarkReign, please don't compare washing your mother's vagina after being fingerfucked by your father with eating a ham sandwich.

[DarkReign]

Ok, youve gone into "analogies that no longer remotely apply" territory.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Loose meat sandwich works much better, IMO.

Carry on.

[monosylab1k]

Ok, youve gone into "analogies that no longer remotely apply" territory.
please don't compare analogies that no longer remotely apply with being sodomized by your uncle. Just trying to "head them off at the pass" for you.

[DarkReign]

DarkReign, please don't compare washing your mother's vagina after being fingerfucked by your father with eating a ham sandwich.

Awesome. That the best you got? You think this is somehow, I dont know, pissing me off in real life?

Or do you just like using foul language for the sake of vulgarity and the attention it brings to you for being so crass and "badass"?

Seriously, I have to recollect conversations I had in junior high...is this where "yo momma" comes into play?

Or did you already break that intellectual barrier?

Youre the Isaac Newton of the Internet Forum. Bow down.

[DarkReign]

please don't compare analogies that no longer remotely apply with being sodomized by your uncle. Just trying to "head them off at the pass" for you.

Seriously man, do you think thats creative?

Do you have any original material, or do you routinely plagarize the debate techniques used on an elementary playground?

Wait...are you at school?

[monosylab1k]

You think this is somehow, I dont know, pissing me off in real life?
Evidently so. You mentioned that it might be, not me.

[monosylab1k]

Seriously man, do you think thats creative?
creative enough to get another reply out of you.

maybe don't make it so obvious that you're not happy with what i'm saying.

[DarkReign]

Ok, since this little e-argument has been reduced to "I know you are, but what am I" courtesy of our resident mental paragon, monosylab1k, I'll bow out.

Seriously, get your game up son. A little smack between members can be a great read for the others and you ruined it with what could only be considered "weaksauce".

You are new at this.

[monosylab1k]

You are new at this.
I guess you're a veteran of the art of Internet Bad Ass? Good job.

[monosylab1k]

"weaksauce"
no, "weaksauce" would be realizing that your "reading comprehension" smack got shoved right back in your face, but backtracking by saying "i never said you did, i was just presupposing that you might". that's good stuff right there.

as soon as your knuckes don't drag on the floor as you walk, get back to me. seeing that you're a tool fan, i doubt i'll hear from you again.

peace.

[CuckingFunt]

Awesome. That the best you got? You think this is somehow, I dont know, pissing me off in real life?

Or do you just like using foul language for the sake of vulgarity and the attention it brings to you for being so crass and "badass"?

Seriously, I have to recollect conversations I had in junior high...is this where "yo momma" comes into play?

Or did you already break that intellectual barrier?

Youre the Isaac Newton of the Internet Forum. Bow down.
Getting bent out of shape over people capitalizing "The" (when it's the first word of a band's name) is pretention, too, just in a different form.

To continue my point... so is suggesting yourself to be above an argument in which you are an active participant.

[Kriz-Maxima]

Corso, i like your pencil.

[pussyface]

it does seem a little odd that somebody who enjoys a band with nothing but rambling 9 minute long masturbatory songs will find such disdain for a band whose songs are mainly rambling 9 minute long masturbatory songs in Spanish.

but to each his own.

the language that you have employed in this argument is further proof (as if that were needed) of how poorly you do in shit talking exchanges between the two of us.

distinctive words like "masturbatory" and "douchey" have been directly copied from what I wrote making fun of you, mr. 6,000 posts in 6 months. You even used to respond to my posts by whining about me using words like "douchey" and "faggy"

if you can't beat 'em join 'em, eh?
any chance you will acknowledge your respect for me and my rhetoric that you have coopted, or you will write this off to coincedence?

by the way, disregard this mono guy's take on music. he is a high-school aged emo fag. his idea of a relevent album in the year 2007 is "zeitguist" by the Smashing Pumpkins (no, I am not making this up)

[monosylab1k]

the language that you have employed in this argument is further proof (as if that were needed) of how poorly you do in our shit talking exchanges.

distinctive words like "masturbatory" and "douchey" have been directly copied from what I wrote making fun of you, mr. 6,000 posts in 6 months. You even used to respond to my posts by whining about me using words like "douchey" and "faggy"

if you can't beat 'em join 'em, eh?
l
:lmao "distinctive"

[monosylab1k]

his idea of a relevent album in the year 2007 is "zeitguist" by the Smashing Pumpkins (no, I am not making this up)
actually, yes you are.

[pussyface]

so thats what youve got, then? a faggy picture of a cartoon laughing?

[monosylab1k]

any chance you will acknowledge your respect for me and my rhetoric that you have coopted, or you will write this off to coincedence?
i'll admit my exchanges with you are far more interesting than that of Suns fans or Tool fans. how's that?

[monosylab1k]

so thats what youve got, then? a faggy picture of a cartoon laughing?
i'm not making this up, pussyface thinks the guy who invented "thumbs up, thumbs down" is the most intellectual movie critic of all time.

[pussyface]

actually, yes you are.

i thought that because you blogged about it extensively you liked it.
my mistake.

i didn't consider that when you have no life to the extent that you rack up 6,000 posts in 6 months you blog extensively about alot of bullshit you aren't really that into.

[pussyface]

i'm not making this up, pussyface thinks the guy who invented "thumbs up, thumbs down" is the most intellectual movie critic of all time.

pulitzer prize winner roger ebert?
good one, pal

[monosylab1k]

i thought that because you blogged about it extensively you liked it.
my mistake.

i didn't consider that when you have no life to the extent that you rack up 6,000 posts in 6 months you blog extensively about alot of bullshit you aren't really that into.
i didn't consider that when you have no life you obsessively track the posting history of others.

[pussyface]

dude, you post in a lot of threads. a big percentage.
you pop up in a lot of the ones I read and frequently say a lot of questionable things, ya know?

...another nice try though

[monosylab1k]

pulitzer prize winner roger ebert?
good one, pal
you'd figure someone that awesome wouldn't bother getting into a spat with the likes of vincent gallo. but hey, anything for publicity.

[JoeChalupa]

Okay...now I've got to check this Mars Volta band out.

[pussyface]

i didn't consider that when you have no life you obsessively track the posting history of others.

i have been a spurstalker for longer than you have, and have racked up 1/6th of as many posts (???)

[monosylab1k]

dude, you post in a lot of threads. a big percentage.
you pop up in a lot of the ones I read and frequently say a lot of questionable things, ya know?
yeah but even I didn't know about 6000 in 6 months. i appreciate you keeping track of that. your obsession with me is almost flattering if not for the inherent creep factor.

[monosylab1k]

i have been a spurstalker for longer than you have, and have racked up 1/6th of as many posts (???)
congratulations.

[pussyface]

you'd figure someone that awesome wouldn't bother getting into a spat with the likes of vincent gallo. but hey, anything for publicity.

the guy likes alot of shitty movies, these days especially. but his reviews are always worth reading and far less hacky than anyone else I know of

[pussyface]

yeah but even I didn't know about 6000 in 6 months. i appreciate you keeping track of that. your obsession with me is almost flattering if not for the inherent creep factor.

i was only estimating. i thought i was overshooting. im not dr phil with a degree from north texas, but its safe to say that 1,000 posts per month (and not getting paid for it) can't be a sign of a healthy individual.

if it weren't so insanely dorky, it would be an amazing and admirable accomplishment, like climbing mt. everest or something.

is this really an argument you can win (has that ever stopped you before?)

[monosylab1k]

i was only estimating. i thought i was overshooting. im not dr phil with a degree from north texas, but its safe to say that 1,000 posts per month can't be a sign of a healthy individual.

is this really an argument you can win (has that ever stopped you before?)
i'm guessing some simple math (10 posts a day, 30 days in a month) will tell you how far off you are, but that's probably a bit much to ask.

is there really any way you can deny that you are absolutely obsessed with me? look at your own post history and i'd estimate that over 50% of your posts are in direct reply to something i write.

[pussyface]

i'm guessing some simple math (10 posts a day, 30 days in a month) will tell you how far off you are, but that's probably a bit much to ask.

is there really any way you can deny that you are absolutely obsessed with me? look at your own post history and i'd estimate that over 50% of your posts are in direct reply to something i write.

i rarely ever post anymore. most of my posts came during the Mavs playoff run two years ago.

it takes someone demonstrating some real questionable traits to inspire me to write anymore. to sum it up, you are spurstalks resident 'biggest douche in the universe.'

so...thats where im coming from, i guess.

[monosylab1k]

i rarely ever post anymore. most of my posts came during the Mavs playoff run two years ago.

it takes someone demonstrating some real questionable traits to inspire me to write anymore. to sum it up, you are spurstalks resident 'biggest douche in the universe.'

so...thats where im coming from, i guess.

at least you can admit your obsession.

so is there anything you write that Matt Stone & Trey Parker haven't come up with first?

[pussyface]

i'm guessing some simple math (10 posts a day, 30 days in a month) will tell you how far off you are, but that's probably a bit much to ask.

is there really any way you can deny that you are absolutely obsessed with me? look at your own post history and i'd estimate that over 50% of your posts are in direct reply to something i write.

making fun of you is usually a little to east to resist.

you write about your admiration for leonardo dicaprio and post his picture, etc. etc. and then blame me for making fun of you about it? its an unreasonable expectation.

stop making yourself such an easy target, yes yes?

[monosylab1k]

making fun of you is usually a little to east to resist.

you write about your admiration for leonardo dicaprio and post his picture, etc. etc. and then blame me for making fun of you about it? its an unreasonable expectation
to rehash a previously discussed point in this thread, i wouldn't say i was "blaming" you for your easy dicaprio smack....just calling it exactly what it was, "weaksauce".

[pussyface]

at least you can admit your obsession.

so is there anything you write that Matt Stone & Trey Parker haven't come up with first?

sorry douchebag, this was an example of whats known as a pop-culture reference. I used a phrase that it widely known and identified with the tv show "south park" (there is an entire classic episode called "the biggest douche in the universe")
for gods sake, I even put the phrase in quotations.
this one was really a stretch, even for you.

yr point is like someone saying a poster rips off Jerry Seinfeld when they post "...not that theres anything wrong with that" in a thread about a homosexual such as yourself.

...this from the guy who tries to pass off 1310 the ticket humor as his own 10 times a day, 30 days a month.

[pussyface]

i'll admit my exchanges with you are far more interesting than that of Suns fans or Tool fans. how's that?

...did I just break you?

[monosylab1k]

sorry douchebag, this was an example of whats known as a pop-culture reference. I used a phrase that it widely known and identified with the tv show "south park" (there is an entire classic episode called "the biggest douche in the universe")
for gods sake, I even put the phrase in quotations.
this one was really a stretch, even for you.
if you feel the need to steal their shit all the time, fine by me.

judging by the fact that it was far too difficult for you to navigate the mental minefield of orbitz.com to get your own plane ticket to San Francisco, it's probably asking too much for you to not constantly reference the same fucking things every time you post.

[pussyface]

to rehash a previously discussed point in this thread, i wouldn't say i was "blaming" you for your easy dicaprio smack....just calling it exactly what it was, "weaksauce".

the problem is, signing onto the internet to blog online about leonardo caprio is, short of sucking cock, bar none probably the single gayest thing that a man can do.

calling an insult "weak sauce" is a good option when you do something that you cannot answer to.

by the way, can someone rename this thread as "mono's public humiliation"?

i am starting to feel bad, like I may have gone a little too far/too brutal here.

[monosylab1k]

i am starting to feel bad, like I may have gone a little too far/too brutal here.
book a flight to dallas and i promise to personally give you a gold medal for your efforts. i'm guessing you're going to need to start a new thread titled "how does google search work?"

[pussyface]

see below

[pussyface]

i'm guessing some simple math (10 posts a day, 30 days in a month) will tell you how far off you are, but that's probably a bit much to ask.

haha... does 10 times a day 30 times a month really sound less nerdy than 6,000 in 6 moths?

you win... from now on I will refer to you posting history in your preferred terms

[pussyface]

book a flight to dallas and i promise to personally give you a gold medal for your efforts. i'm guessing you're going to need to start a new thread titled "how does google search work?"

you know more about computers and the internet than me, yes? is that what you've got? i will concede defeat to you in this area and allow you to brag about such a victory on your World of Warcraft blog.

are you trying to say you are not a gay nerd or you are conceeding the point? ...i am getting confused here

[CuckingFunt]

I don't quite know what to make of this mono/pussy exchange.

On the one hand, I'd say that inferring physical violence is usually the first sign that you've lost the argument. On the other hand, responding several times to the same fucking post is pretty lame.

Call this one a draw, maybe?

[monosylab1k]

that "send reply" button is a bitch to work, isn't it?

[monosylab1k]

On the one hand, I'd say that inferring physical violence is usually the first sign that you've lost the argument.
I don't believe I've done that, have it?

my "come meet me in Dallas" was more of making the point that he's too damn stupid to book a plane flight on his own, that was all.

[pussyface]

I don't quite know what to make of this mono/pussy exchange.

On the one hand, I'd say that inferring physical violence is usually the first sign that you've lost the argument. On the other hand, responding several times to the same fucking post is pretty lame.

Call this one a draw, maybe?

im sure that we can all agree that you have little or nothing of interest to say a huge percentage of the time

[CuckingFunt]

I don't believe I've done that, have it?Not explicitly, but it depends on how one were to interpret this statement:


book a flight to dallas and i promise to personally give you a gold medal for your efforts.

[pussyface]

I don't believe I've done that, have it?

my "come meet me in Dallas" was more of making the point that he's too damn stupid to book a plane flight on his own, that was all.

agreed, this was a clumsy attempt at comedy, not a threat by any means

[CuckingFunt]

im sure that we can all agree that you have little or nothing of interest to say a huge percentage of the timeI'm sure we can all agree that that is your opinion.

[monosylab1k]

you know more about computers and the internet than me, yes? is that what you've got?
:lmao so knowing how to click a mouse a few times in order to book a flight is so difficult for you that you resort to calling the sixth-grade task of navigating orbitz as "computer nerd" behavior?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Okay...now I've got to check this Mars Volta band out.start with "deloused"

[monosylab1k]

Not explicitly, but it depends on how one were to interpret this statement:
actually no, i was thinking of literally giving him a gold medal, as it seems he's pretty desperate to win over my approval. it's getting to the point where i'm thinking his obsession with me is borderline sexual. i'm thinking this is the old "i like you so much i'll make fun of you" method of seduction that pussyface is using. which actually makes me very glad that he's mentally incapable of booking a plane flight on his own.

sorry pussyface, i may be a dicaprio superfan, but i'm no homo. it's back to the bath house for you.

[pussyface]

:lmao so knowing how to click a mouse a few times in order to book a flight is so difficult for you that you resort to calling the sixth-grade task of navigating orbitz as "computer nerd" behavior?

getting the best flight available in the free market is not the same as booking any flight at all. you bend facts to justify yr unjustifiable points in a way to recalls bill clinton schilling for hillary.

by asking for the help of others, I extended my range of options to include websites and businesses that I inevitably didn't have firsthand knowledge of.

my move in that instance was sound and in fact savvy. when you graduate high school and get into the real world where you are out on your own, you will understand more about humility, the marketplace, and the value of the dollar.

nice try, though, i guess.

[monosylab1k]

by asking for the help of others, I extended my range of options to include websites and businesses that I inevitably didn't have firsthand knowledge of.
wow you really braved the computer nerd territory of websites? damn.

[pussyface]

actually no, i was thinking of literally giving him a gold medal, as it seems he's pretty desperate to win over my approval. it's getting to the point where i'm thinking his obsession with me is borderline sexual. i'm thinking this is the old "i like you so much i'll make fun of you" method of seduction that pussyface is using. which actually makes me very glad that he's mentally incapable of booking a plane flight on his own.

sorry pussyface, i may be a dicaprio superfan, but i'm no homo. it's back to the bath house for you.

your arguments fly in the face of logic.
can leonardo dicaprio fanboy claim heterosexual credibility with a straight face? take a moment to ponder this.

i can see that you are a proud graduate of the Hillary Clinton school of "When people make valid points attacking you just say 'aw shucks, they are obsessed with me' University for the Weakminded."

[monosylab1k]

by the way we haven't even touched the fact that pussyface committed what may be the most humiliating case of self-ownage by throwing out quite possibly the worst "insult" in human history.

"Captain Dorko"

no lie, he said that thinking he just invented some badass insult that would forever change the face of the internet.

i think this fight's over. i'll go ahead and claim myself winner by TKO due to the "captain dorko" self-ownage. nice fight, pussy. have a great evening.

[monosylab1k]

sometimes you make it a little too easy to make fun of you, Captain Dorko.


Fuck, how did I miss Captain Dorko the first time I read that.


That maybe the worst insult ever given on this site.

thank you and good night everyone.

[pussyface]

by the way we haven't even touched the fact that pussyface committed what may be the most humiliating case of self-ownage by throwing out quite possibly the worst "insult" in human history.

"Captain Dorko"

no lie, he said that thinking he just invented some badass insult that would forever change the face of the internet.

i think this fight's over. i'll go ahead and claim myself winner by TKO due to the "captain dorko" self-ownage. nice fight, pussy. have a great evening.

again, you are blatantly copying the rhetoric I use to make fun of you.
now you are using my "no lie/no I am not making this up" device for illustrating how outlandish someone's words are.

a coincidence too, then?

also can someone who uses the phrase "self-ownage" under any circumstance ever, much less twice in one post, really claim that they are not, in fact, Captain Dorko himself?

[pussyface]

heres a logical inconsistency: when i bring up your sordid past, im a stalker who obsesses over you even though you post 6 times more often than me. when you unload all your artifacts, then what?

again we arrive at: Me-not a computer whiz and called you Capt. Dorko.
you-loves emo music and leonardo dicaprio, writes 10 times a day 30 times per monthetc etc etc

[DarkReign]

To continue my point... so is suggesting yourself to be above an argument in which you are an active participant.

True. But I wouldnt mind engaging someone in some banter with wit. Or creativity. Or....I dont know, something above "washing you mothers vagina" or some such.

If thats an argument I am seen as "losing"...sister, I dont want to win.

[jman3000]

i still liked deloused better... then francis, then amputetchure, and i havent listened to this one much... even though ive had the leak for about 2 weeks.

their live show shits on everything they've ever put on cd.

[CuckingFunt]

their live show shits on everything they've ever put on cd.

They're fucking awesome live. I've actually hardly heard anything on their albums (been meaning to, just procrastinating), but I was completely floored by them when I saw them open for RHCP.

[monosylab1k]

True. But I wouldnt mind engaging someone in some banter with wit. Or creativity. Or....I dont know, something above "washing you mothers vagina" or some such.

If thats an argument I am seen as "losing"...sister, I dont want to win.

well i suppose not everybody can come up with witty, cerebral content like the following -


happy now emo kid?


Viva la Penis


Jesus Christ, is this thread full of vaginas or what?


Land of Tampons


Uncrumple your vagina, get over it.

[O-Factor]

They should just reform At The Drive In

I love The Mars Volta, but I loved At the Drive-In more.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i've seen them twice and they blew me away the first time i saw them. they were actually quite boring when i saw them open up for system of a down a couple of years ago. i need to see them again. their new drummer rocks.

[ATRAIN]

i've seen them twice and they blew me away the first time i saw them. they were actually quite boring when i saw them open up for system of a down a couple of years ago. i need to see them again. their new drummer rocks.


The first time I saw them they were still new post ATDI and didnt have any cd's out. They were good and entertaining. I saw them again about a year ago and DAMN that was a hell of a show. The intro song lasted like 15 mins and was bad ass. I think they opened with Drunkship Of Lanterns. That song is 7 mins as is but it had a little middle jam session that was amazing.

[jman3000]

their live version of cicatriz is like 45 minuts long.

[ATRAIN]

their live version of cicatriz is like 45 minuts long.


Do you have one?

[jman3000]

Do you have one?

I just notied I'm missing part IV... which is like 15 or 20 minutes.

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5094/capturezn4.jpg

[ATRAIN]

I just notied I'm missing part IV... which is like 15 or 20 minutes.

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5094/capturezn4.jpg


OH shit its on scab dates, yeah nevermind I have it and forgot all about it.

[jman3000]

cabrone

[ATRAIN]

cabrone


mamon

[Viva Las Espuelas]

chichon

[jman3000]

this is a battle i have no armaments in.

umm... baboso...

[scott]

You can find a concert of them "Live at the Troubrador" online that I HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY recommend.

[pussyface]

The first time I saw them they were still new post ATDI and didnt have any cd's out. They were good and entertaining. I saw them again about a year ago and DAMN that was a hell of a show. The intro song lasted like 15 mins and was bad ass. I think they opened with Drunkship Of Lanterns. That song is 7 mins as is but it had a little middle jam session that was amazing.

god, all you mars volta fags sound like the people who rave about the goddamn dave mathews band (aks "DMB" aka "dave")

you guys come from the school of thought that says long, overextended songs in live sets are an accomplishment in and of themselves.

[ATRAIN]

god, all you mars volta fags sound like the people who rave about the goddamn dave mathews band (aks "DMB" aka "dave")

you guys come from the school of thought that says long, overextended songs in live sets are an accomplishment in and of themselves.


and your point is? Im sure if 50 cent did a live extended version of "In Da Club" your pussy juices would be flowing at an all time high.

[pussyface]

and your point is? Im sure if 50 cent did a live extended version of "In Da Club" your pussy juices would be flowing at an all time high.

haha...so now I am a fan of 50 cent? this is news to me.

saying that because I like hiphop (among other types of music) means I love 50 cent is like me saying that you love Limp Bizkit becuase you like faggy modern radio rock.

...does not compute.

I am happy to debate the merits of my music with any fan of the alleged mars volta, as that person is more than likely still in high school and apt to be under the spell of other unbelievable gay emo bands

[jman3000]

prog rock.

[ATRAIN]

haha...so now I am a fan of 50 cent? this is news to me.

saying that because I like hiphop (among other types of music) means I love 50 cent is like me saying that you love Limp Bizkit becuase you like faggy modern radio rock.

...does not compute.

I am happy to debate the merits of my music with any fan of the alleged mars volta, as that person is more than likely still in high school and apt to be under the spell of other unbelievable gay emo bands


ok then what do you listen to?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

you guys come from the school of thought that says long, overextended songs in live sets are an accomplishment in and of themselves.gee, i guess i need to think differently of coltrane now. :depressed

[pussyface]

gee, i guess i need to think differently of coltrane now. :depressed

if you find a thread about coltrane, it won't consist of teenagers talking about how long tracks lasted when they were played live.

as i said in the first place, length for the sake of length isn't really a virtue. the claim you are arguing against, that musicians with extraordinarily long songs are automatically bad, was never made by me or anyone else. (strawman, yes yes?)

the opinions on this thread reminded me of being back in high school and hearing everyone I went to school with rave about how transcendently talented Dave Mathews was for boring them all with 45 minute versions of 'ants marching', thats all.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

if you find a thread about coltrane, it won't consist of teenagers talking aobut how long tracks lasted when they were played live.

as a said in the first place, length for the sake of length isn't really a virtue.

the opinions on this thread reminded me of being back in high school and hearing everyone I went to school with rave about how transcendently talented Dave Mathews was for boring them all with 45 minute versions of 'ants marching', thats all.well i'd put mars volta quite a bit ahead of dave matthews. that's just what i think personally. the matthews band has all great musicians except for what has to be their best friend in the whole wide word, the sax player, which has no talent whatsoever.

[jman3000]

if you find a thread about coltrane, it won't consist of teenagers talking aobut how long tracks lasted when they were played live.

as a said in the first place, length for the sake of length isn't really a virtue.

the opinions on this thread reminded me of being back in high school and hearing everyone I went to school with rave about how transcendently talented Dave Mathews was for boring them all with 45 minute versions of 'ants marching', thats all.

what about length for the sake of taking an established song and adding something new to it? the last show i went to was qotsa in dallas. they took a song that they wrote in 1998 and basically changed everything about it except for the words. different guitar, different drums, different everything.

it was 10 minutes long as opposed to the original songs length of about 4 minutes.

is that length for lengths sake? youre talking out of your ass.

[pussyface]

well i'd put mars volta quite a bit ahead of dave matthews. that's just what i think personally. the matthews band has all great musicians except for what has to be their best friend in the whole wide word, the sax player, which has no talent whatsoever.

good musicians are a dime a dozen.
mars volta and dave mathews are obvious examples of technically proficient musicians in the service of artless, meandering hackery.

[pussyface]

what about length for the sake of taking an established song and adding something new to it? the last show i went to was qotsa in dallas. they took a song that they wrote in 1998 and basically changed everything about it except for the words. different guitar, different drums, different everything.

it was 10 minutes long as opposed to the original songs length of about 4 minutes.

is that length for lengths sake? youre talking out of your ass.

how many posts were there that raved about how long songs are live?
mars volta people have a strong tendency to FETISHIZE the shit out of this trait.

in pointing this out, I hit a nerve. thats why im getting such a strong response from marsvoltaworld

[Viva Las Espuelas]

good musicians are a dime a dozen.
mars volta and dave mathews are obvious examples of technically proficient musicians in the service of artless, meandering hackery.eh. po-tay-toe. po-tot-oh. you like and call it what you want. one thing is that there are musicians and then there are button pushers. you listen to musicians actually playing their instruments, you tend to gravitate towards that genre, whatever genre that might be, and stop listening to button pushers. if you tend to listen to button pushers, you tend to think actual musicians are artless, meandering hackers.

[ToughActinTinactin]

I don't like it.

[ATRAIN]

And your friends and family too.

Feel free to discuss amongst yourselves. I nearly had a stroke on about track two of Bedlam in Goliath.


This cd is almost as good as De-Loused in the Comatorium, by far their second best.

[jman3000]

Ill be at the austin show in april. get your tix train.

[Axe Murderer]

rofl another mono vs pussyface classic

[IronMexican]

Overrated. Ok, you like obscure music. Youre cool, ok? Is it ok now? We know, you dont listen to popular music because youre "different' and "out of the mainstream", happy now emo kid?

Blow. Me.

rofl. What a retarded post. Don't care if it's 3 years old.

[Fat Brandon Bass]

rofl

[Fat Brandon Bass]

the language that you have employed in this argument is further proof (as if that were needed) of how poorly you do in shit talking exchanges between the two of us.

distinctive words like "masturbatory" and "douchey" have been directly copied from what I wrote making fun of you, mr. 6,000 posts in 6 months. You even used to respond to my posts by whining about me using words like "douchey" and "faggy"

if you can't beat 'em join 'em, eh?
any chance you will acknowledge your respect for me and my rhetoric that you have coopted, or you will write this off to coincedence?

by the way, disregard this mono guy's take on music. he is a high-school aged emo fag. his idea of a relevent album in the year 2007 is "zeitguist" by the Smashing Pumpkins (no, I am not making this up)

rofl the "out of nowhere" insult goods from pussyface per par etc