Dane Cook

[Soul_Patch]

At first i thought this guy was overrated as a comedian. I just got finished listening to his viscious circle CD and i have to say i laughed quite a bit.

He has turned me around


Dane cook or not?

[CuckingFunt]

Dane Cook is criminally unfunny.

[peewee's lovechild]

Not funny.

At all.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

At first i thought this guy was overrated as a comedian. I just got finished listening to his viscious circle CD and i have to say i laughed quite a bit.

He has turned me around


Dane cook or not?

Did you try the Cashew Nut trick? :lol

[Kriz-Maxima]

I laugh. Not "im about to piss my pants" laugh, but i laugh.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

Dane is funny as hell not all people are smart enough to get his humor.

[Shelly]

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

More style than substance.

Louis CK is much, much, much better.

[pussyface]

At first i thought this guy was overrated as a comedian. I just got finished listening to his viscious circle CD and i have to say i laughed quite a bit.

He has turned me around


Dane cook or not?

which bit did you like?
was it the one where he talked about how a "b-line" should really be called an "i-line"?

his is a heady brand of comedy

[johngateswhiteley]

Dane is funny as hell not all people are smart enough to get his humor.

uhh...no. that would be south park.

[blizz]

Louis CK is much, much, much better.

WORD!

[Soul_Patch]

I think the whole bit about lying was simplistically funny.


And the whole bit about stepping out and getting caught was pretty funny..


i think i laughed the most at the relationship / argument bit...

Sure there are funnier, but i like it...

[johngateswhiteley]

anyway, he has his moments, but he isn't that funny. i think its mostly girls that like and support him...

[AZLouis]

Mitch Hedberg >>>>> Dane Cook

Dane Cook is hit or miss for me. There isn't a median for me. He's either brilliantly funny or very irritating IMO.

[monosylab1k]

notice that any commercials or promos for one of his shows, they NEVER show him telling a joke.

they show him flashing that stupid fucking finger thing or saying something like "dude u ever drink all night and then when u puke ur all like" - *makes odd vomit noises* or something along those lines.

thankfully i've never seen any more of his act than a 30 second commercial on comedy central.

if anybody has ever heard dane cook tell an actual joke i'd like to know. i'm guessing it didn't go over well since he avoids those and sticks to frat boy anecdotes and making up new vulgar finger gestures.

[monosylab1k]

Dane is funny as hell not all people are smart enough to get his humor.
i love good sarcasm :tu









































































































































was it sarcasm? i hope so.

[peewee's lovechild]

More style than substance.

Louis CK is much, much, much better.

Louis CK is the shit.

[mrsmaalox]

I love stand up. Dane Cook is okay. You gotta be in the mood for juvenile behavior.

[monosylab1k]

http://danecookgenius.ytmnd.com/

[Soul_Patch]

I think the "hot pockets" guy is funny too..cant remember his name now.

[Soul_Patch]

Jim Gaffigan...

[Ballcox]

He's a fucking tool imo, can't stand the guy. Please let him walk in front of my car some day so that I can run his sorry ass over.

[monosylab1k]

8QVvgMro3D0

[sa_kid20]

Demetri Martin is better.

[Thunder Dan]

he sucks. He doesn't even tell jokes, he just makes up stories that never even happened and people laugh because they know they are expected to.


Mitch Hedberg is 1000000x better, and my favorite comic

[T Park]

Hes absolutely horrible.

[ploto]

Demetri Martin is better.
love him

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I love him.
Along with Demetri Martin, Daniel Tosh, and, the best, Kyle Cease.

[TheTruth]

Demetri Martin is better.
:tu

his comedy central show was hilarious.

[Jimcs50]

Went to see him at the Toyota Center, the place was packed to the rafters, and he was the only act...he made tons of money, he had everyone laughing their asses off, he had groupies by the stage wanting to fuck his brains out, he has made out with Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba and Juliette Binoche in movies.....yeah he sucks.

:rolleyes

[johngateswhiteley]

Went to see him at the Toyota Center, the place was packed to the rafters, and he was the only act...he made tons of money, he had everyone laughing their asses off, he had groupies by the stage wanting to fuck his brains out, he has made out with Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba and Juliette Binoche in movies.....yeah he sucks.

:rolleyes

thats my point, its basically all guys in here (i think) that say he sucks. i think most females out there think he is hilarious and hot. at least thats what i usually notice...and i'm sure some guys think he is funny too.

when his vicious circle was on HBO i watched it for a bit and noticed almost all the yelling and laughing was high pitched.

[midgetonadonkey]

He isn't funny at all. I'd rather watch Margaret Cho, Sinbad, and Pauly Shore before I'd watch that dumb fucking white boy.

[King]

Sinbad is pretty damn funny, actually.

[Mavschick]

Brian Regan > Dane Cook.

ht_p://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A194vDpXzyA&feature=related

[Xolotl]

Mitch Hedburg was funny as hell, I think Dane is overrated too I don't know how he's gotten such a push with so many great comics out there Brian Regan, Demetri Martin for example

Hey Mono whats show was the impression of Dane Cook from that bit was spot on

[SAtown]

Mitch Hedberg >>>>> Dane Cook



QFT. Mitch Hedberg never gets old.

[pussyface]

did anyone see his hbo series called "tourgasm."

he toured around with other comedians, and went from town to town not drinking and instead doing things like playing mini golf and go kart racing.

one of his guys was a frequent crier who became offended when one of the comedians talked about porn, which was against his morals.

...most people just know it as the worst show ever on HBO, but it was fantastic unintentional comedy.

dane cook is about as edgy as oprah winfrey

[Whisky Dog]

I liked his Burger King bit about the drive thru...

WHOPPER NO ONIONS!!!

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

"Where are the ... jokes?" wrote Rolling Stone. "How can any comedian get this famous with no jokes?"

Easy, just take material from Rogan and Louis CK and call it your own.

[AlamoSpursFan]

Demetri Martin is better.

If by better, you mean also unbearably not funny, then yes, he's better.

Do a Youtube search on John Caparulo and when you're done laughing your ass off, get back to me.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Cook told jokes at the Sunset Strip comedy club for 7 hours ... insiders say he just held the microphone, ripped off Louis CK for a couple of hours, talked about something boring, grabbed his crotch, then yelled really loud letting the audience know where and when they should laugh.

http://current.com/items/88805324_dane_cook_not_funny_for_7_straight_hours

Talk about a slow death.

[oligarchy]

Dane Cook "blows," but Mitch Hedberg is a comic genius? Please. Stephen Wright part 2, and it wasn't funny the first time around. Lame ass jokes. I'm not saying Dane Cook is a genius by any stretch of the imagination, but at least he has some funny bits, not lame non-sequiturs. Glad he isn't around to kill my ears with his slow, dead-pan delivery.

[johngateswhiteley]

Dave Chappelle is the best, imo.

[Jimcs50]

Again, look at the bank accounts of all these so-called better comedians and compare to Dane's....and get back to me.

:rolleyes

[monosylab1k]

Again, look at the bank accounts of all these so-called better comedians and compare to Dane's....and get back to me.

:rolleyes
HBO would give Chris Rock all of Dane Cook's lifetime earnings and double it just for one new hour-long special. Dane Cook's biggest hit show isn't 1/10th as popular or as respected as Chris Rock's "Bring The Pain".

And Dave Chappelle is so gangsta he gave back a $50 million contract for "artistic integrity".

So you can take your low-brow Dane Cook love and shove it up your ass.

Dane Cook is lucky that there's such a dearth of good standup comics these days that his brand of "humor" is passable.

[johngateswhiteley]

Again, look at the bank accounts of all these so-called better comedians and compare to Dane's....and get back to me.

:rolleyes

b/c that means Dane is a better comedian? do you live in the U.S.? ...doesn't seem so. ever heard of american idol or any of these other piece of shit, no talent, time wasting, laziness inducing, brain rotting, unintelligent, scripted, cock sucking shows?

[monosylab1k]

I love guys like Rock, Chappelle, Hedberg, and so on, but the best standup comic right now is David Cross.

[slayermin]

I like Lewis Black. He cracks me up every time I see his act.

[Jimcs50]

I like Lewis Black. He cracks me up every time I see his act.

He is one of my favs by far

[Jimcs50]

b/c that means Dane is a better comedian? do you live in the U.S.? ...doesn't seem so. ever heard of american idol or any of these other piece of shit, no talent, time wasting, laziness inducing, brain rotting, unintelligent, scripted, cock sucking shows?

Unless, I am mistaken, you get into showbusiness to be successful, yes??? If you are staring in 4 movies and you sell out every venue in your concerts, then I'd say, Dane could care less what you people think, in your little poll.

Again, he made out with Jessica Alba.....hellloooooo??????

:lol

[johngateswhiteley]

Unless, I am mistaken, you get into showbusiness to be successful, yes??? If you are staring in 4 movies and you sell out every venue in your concerts, then I'd say, Dane could care less what you people think, in your little poll.

Again, he made out with Jessica Alba.....hellloooooo??????

:lol

irrelevant to the topic at hand.

[monosylab1k]

If you are staring in 4 movies
:lmao i know this wasn't intentional, but bravo. What Dane Cook does in movies can hardly be described as "acting", so I think "staring" is actually the perfect description.

[cornbread]

I just saw Bob Sagget's HBO Special. It was so bad that he had me wishing Dane Cook was on.

[dallaskd]

Idk what everyones deal is. Dane is hilarious. older people like most of my family dont find him funny. it may be a generation thing. idk. he makes references to alot of things and things people do but you never think about it. but if you dont know what the hell hes talking about then i can see how its not funny. vicious circle, retaliation, and harmful if swallowed are great. his other stuff like Comedy central presents is blah.

o and the cashew thing doesnt really work cus itll hit you in the chest or doesnt get high enough.

....Jim Gaffigan is one of my favorites if he would stop acting and get some new material. and if any of you think Carlos Mencia(not his actual name) is funny.....shoot yourself.

[Xolotl]

Since we're talking about comics I have a question.....do people actually find Sarah Silverman funny?

[T Park]

Lewis Black, is one of the funnier comics of today.

Theres alot on the XM Up yours channel, i just can't remember alot of their names,

[dallaskd]

Since we're talking about comics I have a question.....do people actually find Sarah Silverman funny?

hah hell no.

[Horry For 3!]

Demetri Martin is pretty cool.

[monosylab1k]

Since we're talking about comics I have a question.....do people actually find Sarah Silverman funny?
She was funny until she wore out her one bit. All she has is the "sweet innocent looking girl who says incredibly shocking, disgusting things" and that got old pretty fast.

[monosylab1k]

it may be a generation thing. idk. he makes references to alot of things and things people do but you never think about it. but if you dont know what the hell hes talking about then i can see how its not funny.
I'm directly in Dane Cook's target age group, I "get" his stuff, and it's not funny. Not one bit. Sorry, but you're just a dumbass with bad taste.

[J.T.]

I used to like Dane Cook but his inability to produce new material on a consistent basis killed his popularity. I had his first CD and used to lulz at it all day long, but now the only one that I think is funny is the one about the couple getting into an argument and making up... and even that one is barely funny.

[Slydragon]

I recently saw both Jeff Dunham dvds and I laugh my ass off. They told me he is a ventriloquist and I was like ok this will be boring. Only one I had seen before was Nacho Estrada back in elementary. I was laughing my ass off the whole night.

[J.T.]

I recently saw both Jeff Dunham dvds and I laugh my ass off. They told me he is a ventriloquist and I was like ok this will be boring. Only one I had seen before was Nacho Estrada back in elementary. I was laughing my ass off the whole night.

Dude I remember Nacho Estrada! When I went to Woodstone he picked me out of the crowd to be a volunteer for some music skit.

[Thunder Dan]

Idk what everyones deal is. Dane is hilarious. older people like most of my family dont find him funny. it may be a generation thing. idk. he makes references to alot of things and things people do but you never think about it. but if you dont know what the hell hes talking about then i can see how its not funny. vicious circle, retaliation, and harmful if swallowed are great. his other stuff like Comedy central presents is blah.

o and the cashew thing doesnt really work cus itll hit you in the chest or doesnt get high enough.

....Jim Gaffigan is one of my favorites if he would stop acting and get some new material. and if any of you think Carlos Mencia(not his actual name) is funny.....shoot yourself.

ok so I thought you explained why you think Dane Cook is funny when you said at the bottom you also like Carlos Mencia- the only person more unfunny than Dane Cook.


Plus, there is nothing to "get." That statement is like saying that Dumb and Dumber can only be understood by a certain viewer. Dane Cook is just a 6th grader in a 35 year old man's body. He makes up stories and acts like a moron to impress people and get people to laugh at him, just like a 6th grader does



Since we're talking about comics I have a question.....do people actually find Sarah Silverman funny?

I've never heard her standup, but her show is my kind of humor. I love dry comics like Hedberg and Silverman seems really witty and dry in her interviews on Stern and other shows. It might be a Jewish thing.. but yeah I like her

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Carlos Mencia blows.

[AlamoSpursFan]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=G-8f_kqmwmU&feature=related

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=G-8f_kqmwmU&feature=related
:lmao

[pussyface]

compared to dane coke, AIDS is funny.

notice how nobody directly defends this guy's shit material, they just come at you with things like "he is very successful financially" "he is a handsome man" and "he has a good business/marketing sense." ..its all very telling.

the top 3 draws/highest earning standups are dane cook, larry the cable guy, and artie lange, of which none are talented standups and only one is funny to begin with

[Whisky Dog]

Jim Gaffigan.

Lewis Black. Black on Broadway was excellent, Red White and Screwed was decent.

[Thunder Dan]

compared to dane coke, AIDS is funny.

notice how nobody directly defends this guy's shit material, they just come at you with things like "he is very successful financially" "he is a handsome man" and "he has a good business/marketing sense." ..its all very telling.

the top 3 draws/highest earning standups are dane cook, larry the cable guy, and artie lange, of which none are talented standups and only one is funny to begin with

Artie is really funny on the Stern show when he doesn't even try to be, but his standup isn't that good

[AlamoSpursFan]

Never heard Artie on Stern's show...nor have I ever heard Jackie Martling on Stern's show. I have heard, and laughed my ass off, to his and Jackie's bits on Sirius Raw Dog 104.

I'm one of the few Sirius listeners (apparently) who has NO use WHATSOEVER of Howard Stern. I'm guessing they are regular guests on his show.

[pussyface]

Artie is really funny on the Stern show when he doesn't even try to be, but his standup isn't that good

....my thoughts exactly.
the man is unbelievably funny in conversation and is god's gift to story telling. ...he pretty much admits that he is not that great as a standup, but can still earn about $70,000 a night doing it.

[pussyface]

Never heard Artie on Stern's show...nor have I ever heard Jackie Martling on Stern's show. I have heard, and laughed my ass off, to his and Jackie's bits on Sirius Raw Dog 104.

I'm one of the few Sirius listeners (apparently) who has NO use WHATSOEVER of Howard Stern. I'm guessing they are regular guests on his show.

which bits did you hear?

[Spurminator]

Dane Cook is "Epic Movie" and "Meet the Spartans" in human form.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=G-8f_kqmwmU&feature=related

Who the fuck is this Tard? :depressed Must be a Texas thing. :dizzy

[OldDirtMcGirt]

Since we're talking about comics I have a question.....do people actually find Sarah Silverman funny?

I'd rather stick my dick in an oven than watch the Sarah Silverman program.

[tp2021]

he has to make every delivery so staged and freaking over-the-top, that if he were to just tell his damn story like a normal person telling an amusing anecdote, you'd get nothin but crickets. doesn't help that all the teenage girls find him hilarious and repeat his jokes. i thought it would end after his string of shitty movies in response to the release of vicious circle on hbo. but then comedy central HAD to air it again...this week when some douchebag said "GOD bless you, i don't have that power" i said "jesus christ, fuck you, tool!"
he is my friend though. it wasnt just random hate.

[BonnerDynasty]

he sucks. He doesn't even tell jokes, he just makes up stories that never even happened and people laugh because they know they are expected to.




Kind of like how Robert Kiyosaki makes up bogus stories and sells millions of books and is deemed a financial guru.

[Vinnie_Johnson]

Kind of like how Robert Kiyosaki makes up bogus stories and sells millions of books and is deemed a financial guru.


Don't you be talkin shit about my Rich Dad :nope :ihit

[AlamoSpursFan]

Who the fuck is this Tard? :depressed Must be a Texas thing. :dizzy

Actually he's from Ohio. And he does a killer bit just ripping the hell out of Texas. One funny mofo IMHO.

But if you didn't like him, how about some Greg Behrendt?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lanNW6A4-6A

[Vinnie_Johnson]

Actually he's from Ohio. And he does a killer bit just ripping the hell out of Texas. One funny mofo IMHO.

But if you didn't like him, how about some Greg Behrendt?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lanNW6A4-6A


:lol I love the creepy old guy bit.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just saw Bob Sagget's HBO Special. It was so bad that he had me wishing Dane Cook was on.

Bob Saget's stand up special is fucking classic.

[midgetonadonkey]

It's a shame that funny, talented comics like Hedberg and Kennison die young and a lame ass comic like Dane Cook is still alive.

[AlamoSpursFan]

James P. Connolly?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFAMhiuP3yA&feature=related

[AlamoSpursFan]

Bill Burr, perhaps?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laXQv7zvbp4&feature=related

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Kyle Cease?

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[Vinnie_Johnson]

It's a shame that funny, talented comics like Hedberg and Kennison die young and a lame ass comic like Dane Cook is still alive.


Kennison? Are you kidding? Lame :dramaquee

[midgetonadonkey]

Kennison is a fucking genius.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Can't stand this dude.

The stuff he does is like...maybe at a party if you're drunk and easily amused, then you'll laugh. But on my couch, with a remote...I can't hit the channel button quick enough. I'd rather watch the documentary channel.

[Soul_Patch]

I think Sarah Silverman is ridiculously sexy in a strange way...


Her comedy is just par i guess..

[Thunder Dan]

I think Sarah Silverman is ridiculously sexy in a strange way...


Yes I think the same thing. I think her personality makes her really sexy.