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[jman3000]

i sure hope i can see some boobs sometime soon.

that would be swell.

[jman3000]

i sure hope i can see some boobs sometime soon.

that would be swell.

[jman3000]

double post? i thought there were safeguards in place to prevent such bullshit.

[mrsmaalox]

Fuck you.

You wish.

[mrsmaalox]

i'm glad the Sonny & Cher Power Hour didn't last long.



A "fucking" men!!

[Silver21_Black20]

double post? i thought there were safeguards in place to prevent such bullshit.

There should be safeguards against the bullshit in this thread.

When do you want to go for lunch?

[Silver21_Black20]

You wish.

Nope. peewee wishes, which doesn't say much about you. Skank!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

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Viva Las Espuelas, ashbeeigh


it's me and you, juggs

[marini martini]

i'm glad the Sonny & Cher Power Hour didn't last long.


:lol :lol :lol

Power hour? Or hour of power? WTF Cares???????? Sony's dead...................................& Cher's face & other personal part is frkn dried up :toast :toast

[to21]

:lol :lol :lol

Power hour? Or hour of power? WTF Cares???????? Sony's dead...................................& Cher's face & other personal part is frkn dried up :toast :toastU know he's talkn' 'bout Midge and S&B right?

Stay of the sauce. :toast

[peewee's lovechild]

Nope. peewee wishes, which doesn't say much about you. Skank!

Who says I haven't tapped that already?

[peewee's lovechild]

For the first time in a very long time, I agree with The Funt.

This place used to make me laugh, and I looked forward to posting on it and reading all the other posts. Now this place is complete shit. I hardly check it anymore.

It's time for it to die.

It's time to make another thread that isn't full of lame assholes.

[peewee's lovechild]

There should be safeguards against the bullshit in this thread.

When do you want to go for lunch?

Wait, why am I not invited for lunch?

You have a badass job now, you can afford it.

[ATRAIN]

For the first time in a very long time, I agree with The Funt.

This place used to make me laugh, and I looked forward to posting on it and reading all the other posts. Now this place is complete shit. I hardly check it anymore.

It's time for it to die.

It's time to make another thread that isn't full of lame assholes.

I am afraid they would follow.

[ATRAIN]

U know he's talkn' 'bout Midge and S&B right?

Stay of the sauce. :toast


Yeah dude we need to install that breathalyser on her computer.

[peewee's lovechild]

I am afraid they would follow.

Then we're fucked.

We should put out a hit on them.

[ATRAIN]

Then we're fucked.

We should put out a hit on them.


We should get Midge a mod account on this thread only. You and I would be banned too of course but at least it could be saved.

[peewee's lovechild]

We should get Midge a mod account on this thread only. You and I would be banned too of course but at least it could be saved.

Fuck you, you'd be banned.
I'd be golden.

But, you're on to something here.

I propose we get Midge to moderate this bitch.

[ATRAIN]

Fuck you, you'd be banned.
I'd be golden.

But, you're on to something here.

I propose we get Midge to moderate this bitch.


HAHA what makes you so sure you would be golden?

[ORION]

I remember when this place was like a cool breeze on across my genitailia but now its more like stroking it with a cheese grader

[ORION]

Fuck you, you'd be banned.
I'd be golden.

But, you're on to something here.

I propose we get Midge to moderate this bitch.
He might be too busy reading my funny emails

[CuckingFunt]

HAHA what makes you so sure you would be golden?Blowjobs.

[ATRAIN]

Blowjobs.


good point. I might be accepted for the little plan Midge and I came up with yesterday. Its going to be great!!

[CuckingFunt]

good point. I might be accepted for the little plan Midge and I came up with yesterday. Its going to be great!!This sounds potentially fagtastic.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

This sounds potentially fagtastic.

potentially?

[Mister Sinister]

potentially?
I snrk'd.

[ATRAIN]

This sounds potentially fagtastic.


no way its going to kick ass!!

[ATRAIN]

speaking of fag!

[CuckingFunt]

no way its going to kick ass!!Your enthusiasm isn't helping.

I could almost hear the giggle and squeal that surely came with that post.

[Mister Sinister]

speaking of fag!
http://www.boston.com/ae/movies/blog/Statler_Waldorf.jpg

[ATRAIN]

Your enthusiasm isn't helping.

I could almost hear the giggle and squeal that surely came with that post.


did it sound like the Aflac duck?

[CuckingFunt]

did it sound like the Aflac duck?No. Nothing sounds like the Aflac duck.

[Mister Sinister]

No. Nothing sounds like the Aflac duck.
Not even Gilbert Gottfried?

[ATRAIN]

http://www.boston.com/ae/movies/blog/Statler_Waldorf.jpg


what the fuck I dont speak cartoon. Hey where did you go when you were supposedly "gone". Can you go back there, thank you.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

did it sound like the Aflac duck?

Only if it were after taking a giant cock up his ducky ass.

[CuckingFunt]

Not even Gilbert Gottfried?Nope. Gilbert Gottfried sounds like the mute button.

[Mister Sinister]

what the fuck I dont speak cartoon. Hey where did you go when you were supposedly "gone". Can you go back there, thank you.
1. Statler and Waldorf are the hecklers from the Muppets.

2. No.

[ATRAIN]

Only if it were after taking a giant cock up his ducky ass.


Don't start with me JB im not Viva.

[Mister Sinister]

Nope. Gilbert Gottfried sounds like the mute button.
Funny.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Nope. Gilbert Gottfried sounds like the mute button.

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[ATRAIN]

1. Statler and Waldorf are the hecklers from the Muppets.

2. No.


Number 2........ill pay you.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Don't start with me JB im not Viva.

You're right, nobody would ever mistake you for a day-laborer.

[Mister Sinister]

Number 2........ill pay you.
Your apparent dislike is a greater reward than any material gift I could ever get.

[ATRAIN]

Your apparent dislike is a greater reward than any material gift I could ever get.


Don't give me that shit, everyone has their price.

[ATRAIN]

You're right, nobody would ever mistake you for a day-laborer.


hahah damn thats fucked up.

[Mister Sinister]

Don't give me that shit, everyone has their price.
Make me an offer. In the meantime, look up the definition of the word "spite", hm?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Fuck, I thought that was The Aristocrats one.

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[Carl]

Blowjobs.
I knew there was something special about you baby

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck, I thought that was The Aristocrats one.

I couldn't make it more than 25 seconds. There's just something about his voice that makes me want to kill things.

Between him and Robin Williams, I still don't know how I ever liked Aladdin.

[Mister Sinister]

I couldn't make it more than 25 seconds. There's just something about his voice that makes me want to kill things.

Between him and Robin Williams, I still don't know how I ever liked Aladdin.
I liked RW in Aladdin. Gottfried, not so much, though.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I liked RW in Aladdin. Gottfried, not so much, though.

Did you like RW in "I'm fucking Ben Affleck!"

I laughed my ass off.

[Mister Sinister]

Did you like RW in "I'm fucking Ben Affleck!"

I laughed my ass off.
Have not seen that, but I generally like RW.

[ATRAIN]

Did you like RW in "I'm fucking Ben Affleck!"

I laughed my ass off.


That whole actors sequence was funny as shit.

[peewee's lovechild]

Gottried's Aristocrats is funny assed shit.

[peewee's lovechild]

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[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Have not seen that, but I generally like RW.

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[Viva Las Espuelas]

Gottried's Aristocrats is funny assed shit.i think gottfried is hilarious, but i thought aristocrats was dumb. i don't even think i watched it all.

[ATRAIN]

My coworker just said some days its harder than others. She was talking about work but after she said that I said Giiiigittty, she looked at me confused.

[LakerMagic]

My coworker just said some days its harder than others. She was talking about work but after she said that I said Giiiigittty, she looked at me confused.

:lol

[to21]

He's Quagmire!

Giggity, Giggity, Goo!

[to21]

I'll take one of those BJ's offered earlier.

[mrsmaalox]

Who says I haven't tapped that already?

Funny, you'd think I would remember that! ;)

[mrsmaalox]

i think gottfried is hilarious, but i thought aristocrats was dumb. i don't even think i watched it all.

I watched the whole thing just to see Eddie Izzard and he had a very short part.

[Silver21_Black20]

Wait, why am I not invited for lunch?

You have a badass job now, you can afford it.

Cause you'd rather have lunch with midge than with me.

And Yes, I do have a badass job. :D

[CuckingFunt]

I'll take one of those BJ's offered earlier.From peewee?

Hey... whatever flips your switch.

[CuckingFunt]

After living here since August, I finally found good Mexican food in my town.

I would fuck these carnitas if I could.

[mrsmaalox]

After living here since August, I finally found good Mexican food in my town.

I would fuck these carnitas if I could.
Do they cook the carnitas in orange juice there?

[CuckingFunt]

Do they cook the carnitas in orange juice there?I didn't watch them cook.

[mrsmaalox]

I didn't watch them cook.

Okay then...do they have a strong essence of orange?

[CuckingFunt]

Okay then...do they have a strong essence of orange?More a hint than an essence. And it's citrus, but not necessarily orange.

Fucking good, though, however they made 'em.

[florige]

What is a carnita?

[florige]

More a hint than an essence. And it's citrus, but not necessarily orange.

Fucking good, though, however they made 'em.


Almost orgasmic Funt??

[mrsmaalox]

What is a carnita?
MMMM it's chunks of pork shoulder braised in sometimes citrusy broth, then flash fried so the outside is crispy and the inside is juicy and very heavenly.

[mrsmaalox]

Then you eat them in a hot tortilla with your choice of garnishes. The thought of it makes me wish I hadn't aleady eaten a chili dog :(

[florige]

MMMM it's chunks of pork shoulder braised in sometimes citrusy broth, then flash fried so the outside is crispy and the inside is juicy and very heavenly.


That sounds good. Nothing like that around here unless Taco Bell has upgraded their menu from sucking.

[CuckingFunt]

Almost orgasmic Funt??Damn close.

I'm not 100% sure if it's from the meat or the fresh tortillas, but there's a distinct flavor of cinnamon that is heavenly.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Death Proof, yay or nay?

[mrsmaalox]

Oh yea, east coast mexican is sorry; but they just call it mexican but it's really Salvadoran. Stick to the crab cakes!!!

[florige]

Oh yea, east coast mexican is sorry; but they just call it mexican but it's really Salvadoran. Stick to the crab cakes!!!



I was getting ready to ask you what you knew about that, but then I remembered that you used to live here. :lol My old partner is from El Salvador, so I got to taste some good stuff from time to time.

[CuckingFunt]

Death Proof, yay or nay?Yay, but not as strongly as Planet Terror.

[mrsmaalox]

I was getting ready to ask you what you knew about that, but then I remembered that you used to live here. :lol
Yep, spent much of my childhood in Havre de Grace, then out in Laurel (Montpelier) more recently.

[mrsmaalox]

Mexican food is so regional you just get used to what you grew up with. I'm from west Texas and it's quite different from San Antone. Right now, I'm in Los Angeles and I'm getting the feeling it'll be the Salvadoran stuff.

[CuckingFunt]

Mexican food is so regional you just get used to what you grew up with. I'm from west Texas and it's quite different from San Antone. Right now, I'm in Los Angeles and I'm getting the feeling it'll be the Salvadoran stuff.LA has great Mexican, but you have to know where to go.

As a general rule, if the restaurant looks fancy: stay away. If it's a taco truck or a restaurant that looks as if it may be carried away on the backs of its cockroach population: odds are it tastes fantastic.

[samikeyp]

Oh yea, east coast mexican is sorry; but they just call it mexican but it's really Salvadoran. Stick to the crab cakes!!!

As does midwestern. :depressed

[mrsmaalox]

LA has great Mexican, but you have to know where to go.

As a general rule, if the restaurant looks fancy: stay away. If it's a taco truck or a restaurant that looks as if it may be carried away on the backs of its cockroach population: odds are it tastes fantastic.

Oh no! I don't feel so good today so the roaches will have to wait! :lol But I'm just here for a family funeral so there'll be alot of pot luck type meals and that's just as well. Should be quite a bit of home made Mexican.

[batman2883]

whoops there goes another rubber tree plant

[batman2883]

hey batta batta batta saaawing batta

[mrsmaalox]

As does midwestern. :depressed

Well yea, but you guys have the kick ass cabbage rolls no? Yummy!!

[batman2883]

timvp makes bryant gumble look like malcom x

[batman2883]

does anyone else here see five flips in front of them

[batman2883]

mi burrito es sabanero

[florige]

LA has great Mexican, but you have to know where to go.

As a general rule, if the restaurant looks fancy: stay away. If it's a taco truck or a restaurant that looks as if it may be carried away on the backs of its cockroach population: odds are it tastes fantastic.



I've heard that they have some RV type things over there that sells the best mex food you can buy. Like mobile Mexican.

[batman2883]

ride the tiger

[batman2883]

you can see his stripes but you know he's clean

[batman2883]

malahaka pei wei

[batman2883]

man i need a drink so bad

[batman2883]

anyone else going to see flyleaf in april???

[batman2883]

sure is might quiet in here for all you peoples sandra how are ya

[CuckingFunt]

I've heard that they have some RV type things over there that sells the best mex food you can buy. Like mobile Mexican.There was one that used to come to my school every day at lunch that was awesome. You'd hear that horn (it played La Cucaracha) and a sea of people would run for the parking lot.

[Silver21_Black20]

batman, you crazy Mexican. How are you?

[batman2883]

sing me a song you're a singer

[batman2883]

do me no wrong you're the bring of evil

[batman2883]

batman, you crazy Mexican. How are you?
sb you dirty southside wop how are you!?!?!

[batman2883]

bingville dont stand no chance
and bingville can see my dance
wanna see the new tweeder end zone touchdown dance?

[Silver21_Black20]

sb you dirty southside wop how are you!?!?!

I'm good. You wearing a bullet proof vest now?

[batman2883]

I'm good. You wearing a bullet proof vest now?
sure am not!!!

[mrsmaalox]

There was one that used to come to my school every day at lunch that was awesome. You'd hear that horn (it played La Cucaracha) and a sea of people would run for the parking lot.
In SA they cruise the construction sites and factories to sell to the workers. I always hear it's the best food, but I'm too chicken shit to try it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Cause you'd rather have lunch with midge than with me.

He's nice and he cuts up my lunch when I ask him to.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

anyone else going to see flyleaf in april???gay

[Silver21_Black20]

He's nice and he cuts up my lunch when I ask him to.

Does he spoon feed you Jello too?

[RashoFan]

My computer got Fucked up for a day....Missed me bitches???
Probably not....
For those that didn't...go fuck off, those who did....eh, go fuck off too...:lol

[to21]

My computer got Fucked up for a day....Missed me bitches???
Probably not....
For those that didn't...go fuck off, those who did....eh, go fuck off too...:lol Your PC crashed huh? Stop downloading all that bisexual anime, cartoon lovin' man porn and it won't happen again. :p:

[ATRAIN]

Your PC crashed huh? Stop downloading all that bisexual anime, cartoon lovin' man porn and it won't happen again. :p:


Dude that isnt her that is Shagiagay. Wait it might be her as well, who knows what that dirty whore likes.

[The Sun]

Good morning!! It's Friday so relax and enjoy yourselves.

[florige]

Man for the 3rd time in like 6 months my 9mm has to be serviced. I think that they on purpose just temporaily patch it up so I have to be stuck using the department recommended 22. I haven't used a .40 consistently since the Academy. Never got used to shooting the damn thing.

[ATRAIN]

Man for the 3rd time in like 6 months my 9mm has to be serviced. I think that they on purpose just temporaily patch it up so I have to be stuck using the department recommended 22. I haven't used a .40 consistently since the Academy. Never got used to shooting the damn thing.


What was wrong with it? What are the department options? You should carry around your own DE .50, that would kick ass!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Man for the 3rd time in like 6 months my 9mm has to be serviced. I think that they on purpose just temporaily patch it up so I have to be stuck using the department recommended 22. I haven't used a .40 consistently since the Academy. Never got used to shooting the damn thing.

If The Wire has taught me anything, you should be discharging your service weapon on a daily basis.

[peewee's lovechild]

Does he spoon feed you Jello too?

I wish not to talk about such things.

By the way, where the hell is my Jello???

I know Midge has asked you to make some Jello for me too.
You disappoint me.

[peewee's lovechild]

If The Wire has taught me anything, you should be discharging your service weapon on a daily basis.

Only if it's aimed at black kids.

[florige]

What was wrong with it? What are the department options? You should carry around your own DE .50, that would kick ass!



It keeps jamming on every magazine every couple of rounds. BPD is pretty anal about having anything other than a glock 22 or a 9mm. Really they are trying to get all of the officers to switch over to the 22's. A DE is way to big to carry.... :lol

[ATRAIN]

If The Wire has taught me anything, you should be discharging your service weapon on a daily basis.


True, and also the Baltimore cops set aside a controlled drug area where dealers and sellers can buy and sell away from the good neighborhoods.

[ATRAIN]

It keeps jamming on every magazine every couple of rounds. BPD is pretty anal about having anything other than a glock 22 or a 9mm. Really they are trying to get all of the officers to switch over to the 22's. A DE is way to big to carry.... :lol


You should carry a DE taped to your leg........you know for just in case purposes.

[florige]

True, and also the Baltimore cops set aside a controlled drug area where dealers and sellers can buy and sell away from the good neighborhoods.



Man the Wire depicts us as Vietnam... :lol But when you average 200+ homicides a year who can blame them.

[florige]

You should carry a DE taped to your leg........you know for just in case purposes.



I would tear shit up with that weapon no doubt!! :lol

[to21]

Man for the 3rd time in like 6 months my 9mm has to be serviced. I think that they on purpose just temporaily patch it up so I have to be stuck using the department recommended 22. I haven't used a .40 consistently since the Academy. Never got used to shooting the damn thing.Maybe it's my nieveness, but I felt like the .40 cal was almost like shooting a 9mm.

I'll take ur word for it, jus' because ur the expert.

[florige]

Maybe it's my nieveness, but I felt like the .40 cal was almost like shooting a 9mm.

I'll take ur word for it, jus' because ur the expert.


They are similiar in alot of ways. The glaring difference (well for me anyway) is the size and the recoil. The .40 does inflict more damage, but it's bigger and harder for me to control verses the 9mm. But some officers will tell you that the 22 is ideal for them, and are totally against 9's because it takes more shots to inflict maximum damage. But you are right, they are very similiar.

[ATRAIN]

Man the Wire depicts us as Vietnam... :lol But when you average 200+ homicides a year who can blame them.


200 a year shit man you should care around a P90

[ATRAIN]

They are similiar in alot of ways. The glaring difference (well for me anyway) is the size and the recoil. The .40 does inflict more damage, but it's bigger and harder for me to control verses the 9mm. But some officers will tell you that the 22 is ideal for them, and are totally against 9's because it takes more shots to inflict maximum damage. But you are right, they are very similiar.


harder for you to control????????? you pussy hahahaha

[to21]

They are similiar in alot of ways. The glaring difference (well for me anyway) is the size and the recoil. The .40 does inflict more damage, but it's bigger and harder for me to control verses the 9mm. But some officers will tell you that the 22 is ideal for them, and are totally against 9's because it takes more shots to inflict maximum damage. But you are right, they are very similiar.Yeah I didn't like the recoil on the .40 so I went with the 9mm. So much I bought two. My first was a Ruger P89 and then I bought a Taurus. I like the Ruger becasue with it I felt like it had little recoil and I was a sure shot with it.

That's funny they want you guys going to .22's. The best .22 I EVER had was my very first gun.....a Walter PPK.

[florige]

harder for you to control????????? you pussy hahahaha



Man if I'm in a situation I need something I feel comfortable shooting. The last thing I want to be doing is shooting at air. :lol It's similiar shooting styles, it's just I got more comfortable with shooting the 9mm. But if the department gets their way I might not have a choice soon.

[ATRAIN]

Man if I'm in a situation I need something I feel comfortable shooting. The last thing I want to be doing is shooting at air. :lol It's similiar shooting styles, it's just I got more comfortable with shooting the 9mm. But if the department gets their way I might not have a choice soon.


Have you tasered anyone?

[1369]

Man if I'm in a situation I need something I feel comfortable shooting. The last thing I want to be doing is shooting at air. :lol It's similiar shooting styles, it's just I got more comfortable with shooting the 9mm. But if the department gets their way I might not have a choice soon.

If you like the 9mm, see if they'll let you carry the Glock 18.

ZwHHYzK8UCg

You'll just need to carry a few extra clips.

[florige]

Yeah I didn't like the recoil on the .40 so I went with the 9mm. So much I bought two. My first was a Ruger P89 and then I bought a Taurus. I like the Ruger becasue with it I felt like it had little recoil and I was a sure shot with it.

That's funny they want you guys going to .22's. The best .22 I EVER had was my very first gun.....a Walter PPK.


The Ruger is very reliable, it's just thats it's too blocky and hard to conceal.

[florige]

Have you tasered anyone?



I have pepper sprayed someone before, but never tasered. After the situations with people going into cardiac arrest with some officers abusing it, that is another thing they keep a close eye on. Probably because just flat out shooting someone dead, verses torturing them for minutes at a time by tasering is more humane I'm guessing... :lol

[ATRAIN]

I have pepper sprayed someone before, but never tasered. After the situations with people going into cardiac arrest with some officers abusing it, that is another thing they keep a close eye on. Probably because just flat out shooting someone dead, verses torturing them for minutes at a time by tasering is more humane I'm guessing... :lol


Have you beat anyone with your club?

[CuckingFunt]

I still think guns are bad.

But I still want to go somewhere safe and play with them.

[florige]

If you like the 9mm, see if they'll let you carry the Glock 18.

ZwHHYzK8UCg

You'll just need to carry a few extra clips.



I'm looking into getting a 27 when I'm off duty, or somewhere doing security.

[to21]

I still think guns are bad.

But I still want to go somewhere safe and play with them.Funny, I picture you as Rose McGowan on Planet Terror with the gun for a leg.

[CuckingFunt]

Funny, I picture you as Rose McGowan on Planet Terror with the gun for a leg.That would kick so much ass its not even funny.

I'm the kind of person who would never carry a gun because I know damn well I'd use that fucker too much.

[ATRAIN]

That would kick so much ass its not even funny.

I'm the kind of person who would never carry a gun because I know damn well I'd use that fucker too much.


Im going to stark calling you Palomita.

[CuckingFunt]

Im going to stark calling you Palomita.You can't. I don't think you're as big a badass as Freddy Rodriguez.

[florige]

Have you beat anyone with your club?



Man dude you would be one of those officers on youtube beating the living crap out of someone for littering. Officer Atrain is being indicted for the tasering death of a HS kid for littering. He was last seen driving his Tahoe down 95 cussing out one of his hoes. He is to be considered armed and EXTREMLY hot headed.

[florige]

That would kick so much ass its not even funny.

I'm the kind of person who would never carry a gun because I know damn well I'd use that fucker too much.



I think Funt would tear shit up as a cop. She is 5'11 with broad shoulders. She would put fear into some dudes.

[to21]

That would kick so much ass its not even funny.

I'm the kind of person who would never carry a gun because I know damn well I'd use that fucker too much.Me to. Can you imagine how it was in the old days? You get to shoot a fucker 'cause he looked at you funny.

[ORION]

I'm looking into getting a 27 when I'm off duty, or somewhere doing security.
You should petition for you to carry a Desert Eagle while on the job.

[CuckingFunt]

I think Funt would tear shit up as a cop. She is 5'11 with broad shoulders. She would put fear into some dudes.Nah. I'm a pussy. Almost 30 and I've never so much as hit another person.

[ATRAIN]

You can't. I don't think you're as big a badass as Freddy Rodriguez.


Bullshit!!!!

[ORION]

Me to. Can you imagine how it was in the old days? You get to shoot a fucker 'cause he looked at you funny.
Wait ?! You can't do that anymore ?! When did this start ?

[ATRAIN]

Man dude you would be one of those officers on youtube beating the living crap out of someone for littering. Officer Atrain is being indicted for the tasering death of a HS kid for littering. He was last seen driving his Tahoe down 95 cussing out one of his hoes. He is to be considered armed and EXTREMLY hot headed.


I would bring new meaning to Police brutality.

[ATRAIN]

Me to. Can you imagine how it was in the old days? You get to shoot a fucker 'cause he looked at you funny.


Awww the good ol days.

[CuckingFunt]

Bullshit!!!!Sorry. Anyone who can be that short and kick that much zombie ass is a force to be reckoned with.

[ATRAIN]

You should petition for you to carry a Desert Eagle while on the job.


Flo couldnt handle a gun like that.

[ATRAIN]

Sorry. Anyone who can be that short and kick that much zombie ass is a force to be reckoned with.


Yeah I guess so, im too tall for that. I could kick some Zombie ass though. El Atrain sounds pretty good though.

[florige]

I would bring new meaning to Police brutality.



:lmao :lmao :lol :lol You are crazy dude!!! :lol :lol I could just see you pounding the hell out of someone over and over again like a raged lunatic... :lol

[ATRAIN]

:lmao :lmao :lol :lol You are crazy dude!!! :lol :lol I could just see you pounding the hell out of someone over and over again like a raged lunatic... :lol


Don't forget yelling out, YOU BETTER NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS OR I WILL FIND YOU!!!

[florige]

Flo couldnt handle a gun like that.


It's not that I can't shoot it, it's just that I want to be as accurate as possible when the need arises. But it's my own fault for not practicing with other handguns. I might have to go with what the female officers use, compensated 23's.... :lol

[florige]

Sorry. Anyone who can be that short and kick that much zombie ass is a force to be reckoned with.




:lol What are you guys talking about.

[ATRAIN]

:lol What are you guys talking about.


Grindhouse: Planet Terror

[ORION]

Flo couldnt handle a gun like that.
I smell a challenge. Flo make a video of you showing up at a real bank robbery and when the chief asks the criminals "what are your demands?" and then you push him aside and say " Fuck that ! " then BLAM BLAM BLAM !!

[CuckingFunt]

:lol What are you guys talking about.
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2722/planetterror2yu7.jpg


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1077258/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1077258/)

[ATRAIN]

I smell a challenge. Flo make a video of you showing up at a real bank robbery and when the chief asks the criminals "what are your demands?" and then you push him aside and say " Fuck that ! " then BLAM BLAM BLAM !!


Nah flo would be too busy waiting in the criuser rubbing one out while crashing red tube once again.

[CuckingFunt]

Nah flo would be too busy waiting in the criuser rubbing one out while crashing red tube once again.They have the interwebs in the cruiser?

[ORION]

Nah flo would be too busy waiting in the criuser rubbing one out while crashing red tube once again.
or checking his speed with his radar gun

[ATRAIN]

They have the interwebs in the cruiser?


I think so, I know they have computers in there. Either that or he will be piggybacking off the local starbucks, after all there is one on every corner.

[ATRAIN]

or checking his speed with his radar gun


hahaha like in Super Troopers.

[florige]

Nah flo would be too busy waiting in the criuser rubbing one out while crashing red tube once again.



:lol Yeah looking around hoping nobody sees me. "are you keeping an eye on the situation there? Ah yeah sir."

[florige]

I think so, I know they have computers in there. Either that or he will be piggybacking off the local starbucks, after all there is one on every corner.



Starbucks over there have computers?

[ATRAIN]

:lol Yeah looking around hoping nobody sees me. "are you keeping an eye on the situation there? Ah yeah sir."


Yes sir im cleaning my "gun". Hey Flo if I was a cop I can tell you right now I would be corrupt. I would accept bribes, would pull over hotties for speeding then accept sexual favors to let them go. Hell yeah I need to go to the academy.

[ORION]

hahaha like in Super Troopers.
http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/5189/5189.jpg

[ORION]

dang it

[ATRAIN]

Starbucks over there have computers?


I was talking about in the cruiser.

[ATRAIN]

dang it


What about that little guy?

[florige]

Yes sir im cleaning my "gun". Hey Flo if I was a cop I can tell you right now I would be corrupt. I would accept bribes, would pull over hotties for speeding then accept sexual favors to let them go. Hell yeah I need to go to the academy.



:lol Screw being a police officer, If I were you I would go for the big prize.... FBI Agent! Dream job is all I'm saying!

[CuckingFunt]

:lol Screw being a police officer, If I were you I would go for the big prize.... FBI Agent! Dream job is all I'm saying!Do they jack off in their cars, too?

[florige]

Do they jack off in their cars, too?



Ahh Funt not you too!! They do whatever it is they want is what they do. They have different assortments of weapons for different circumstances. Badass!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Ahh Funt not you too!!
I'm just curious. Shit, if I were a guy I'd probably jack off all over the damn place. Y'all can do it so inconspicuously.

[florige]

I'm just curious. Shit, if I were a guy I'd probably jack off all over the damn place. Y'all can do it so inconspicuously.


Ya'll can too for that matter.

[to21]

I'm just curious. Shit, if I were a guy I'd probably jack off all over the damn place. Y'all can do it so inconspicuously.We sure do.

I fapped in a deer blind once, on a boat tied to an oil platform 30 miles of the coast......should I go on?

[CuckingFunt]

Ya'll can too for that matter.Maybe other girls, but I can't.

[florige]

Maybe other girls, but I can't.



How come?

[ATRAIN]

I'm just curious. Shit, if I were a guy I'd probably jack off all over the damn place. Y'all can do it so inconspicuously.

pocket pool

[ATRAIN]

We sure do.

I fapped in a deer blind once, on a boat tied to an oil platform 30 miles of the coast......should I go on?


LOL shit I could make a long list for places I have done it.

[ORION]

We sure do.

I fapped in a deer blind once, on a boat tied to an oil platform 30 miles of the coast......should I go on?
In front of a blind deer !?! I think there are laws against that

[CuckingFunt]

How come?
Someone would see and/or hear me and call the fucking paramedics or something. It wouldn't be good.

[ORION]

Maybe other girls, but I can't.
why not ? do you have a 20 pound vagina ?

[CuckingFunt]

why not ? do you have a 20 pound vagina ?I've never weighed it, but that seems a bit high.

[ATRAIN]

Someone would see and/or hear me and call the fucking paramedics or something. It wouldn't be good.


So you get loud and get convulsions?

[ATRAIN]

:lol Screw being a police officer, If I were you I would go for the big prize.... FBI Agent! Dream job is all I'm saying!


I wanna be an FBI agent just to learn the truth about Area 51 and aliens.

[florige]

Someone would see and/or hear me and call the fucking paramedics or something. It wouldn't be good.


Also do you like squirt everywhere like guys?

[ATRAIN]

Also do you like squirt everywhere like guys?


There is a girl that does that on red tube, have you seen it flo?

[florige]

I wanna be an FBI agent just to learn the truth about Area 51 and aliens.


I'm pretty sure that not all FBI agents know about that. I'm thinking it depends on what pay grade your at. I could be wrong though. I know the NSA knows all about that stuff.

[florige]

There is a girl that does that on red tube, have you seen it flo?



Cytheria?

[CuckingFunt]

So you get loud and get convulsions?

Also do you like squirt everywhere like guys?:lmao

Damn, I never said I was Cytheria.

[florige]

I wanna be an FBI agent just to learn the truth about Area 51 and aliens.


Geeez everytime I think about that I'm like what a F'ing idiot I am. I know that if I pursued harder I could be an agent by now. I may still have an outiside shot, but I'm getting older and the cutoff age is 36. Hopefully I can get in good with Obama somehow if he gets elected, and he can get me in.

[florige]

:lmao

Damn, I never said I was Cytheria.




So you are saying you squirt, just not as much as Cytheria?

[ORION]

I've never weighed it, but that seems a bit high.
that would make one huge moose knuckle

[CuckingFunt]

I know this won't be appreciated with today's sausage fest, but I just have to go on record and say that Terrence Howard is a sexy mother fucker.

[CuckingFunt]

So you are saying you squirt, just not as much as Cytheria?I didn't say that, either.

All I said is that I can't masturbate inconspicuously.

[florige]

I didn't say that, either.

All I said is that I can't masturbate inconspicuously.



Dammit Funt! Not answering the question..... :lol We want details!!!

[mrsmaalox]

Geeez everytime I think about that I'm like what a F'ing idiot I am. I know that if I pursued harder I could be an agent by now. I may still have an outiside shot, but I'm getting older and the cutoff age is 36. Hopefully I can get in good with Obama somehow if he gets elected, and he can get me in.

Flo what would you have to do to get in? And how long does it take?

[florige]

I wanna be an FBI agent just to learn the truth about Area 51 and aliens.


In all seriousness you probably would get into the Bureau before me just based on your occupation. They would take you in this day in age over my years of law enforcement in a heartbeat.

[CuckingFunt]

In all seriousness you probably would get into the Bureau before me just based on your occupation. They would take you in this day in age over my years of law enforcement in a heartbeat.The FBI is looking for male strippers?

[mrsmaalox]

The FBI is looking for male strippers?

Only ones that can post on message boards all day while on the job! :lol

[ATRAIN]

I know this won't be appreciated with today's sausage fest, but I just have to go on record and say that Terrence Howard is a sexy mother fucker.


WHoop that trick!!!

[florige]

Flo what would you have to do to get in? And how long does it take?



It's just a very lenthy process in itself as it should be. You have to have a 4 year degree, and/or military experience. I know this one guy who graduated from Morgan State with a Electrical Engineering degree who wanted desperately to get in. But for some reason he kept failing his polygraph. I mean there is a waiting list, many, many interviews, background checks up the gazoo. Then after you get past all that, you still have to get through 6 months of Quantico. (US Marine Training base) And from what I've heard people have gotten all the way up to that point and not passed for not being able to land 25 shots to a target in the allotted time. Imagine getting that far and being told you are rejected because you missed 1 or two shots. You do get ONE other chance, but after that I've heard you are done. You probably can get a job within the Bureau, but only as support and not an agent.

[LakerMagic]

In all seriousness you probably would get into the Bureau before me just based on your occupation. They would take you in this day in age over my years of law enforcement in a heartbeat.

Why is that?

[mrsmaalox]

It's just a very lenthy process in itself as it should be. You have to have a 4 year degree, and/or military experience. I know this one guy who graduated from Morgan State with a Electrical Engineering degree who wanted desperately to get in. But for some reason he kept failing his polygraph. I mean there is a waiting list, many, many interviews, background checks up the gazoo. Then after you get past all that, you still have to get through 6 months of Quantico. (US Marine Training base) And from what I've heard people have gotten all the way up to that point and not passed for not being able to land 25 shots to a target in the allotted time. Imagine getting that far and being told you are rejected because you missed 1 or two shots. You do get ONE other chance, but after that I've heard you are done. You probably can get a job within the Bureau, but only as support and not an agent.

How about Secret Service? I dated one of those guys, pretty serious dude.

[florige]

How about Secret Service? I dated one of those guys, pretty serious dude.



Secret Service?? Please!! Their requirements are even tougher from what I've heard. You have to remember that these guys are protecting the Commander in Chief of the United States. I'm not sure if the physical requirements are the same, but I'm almost positive that the interviewing process, and background is waay more lenthy than the FBI's. I can't imagine what those guys have to go through to get accepted.

[florige]

Why is that?


His occupation is of high demand within the government period.

[mrsmaalox]

Secret Service?? Please!! Their requirements are even tougher from what I've heard. You have to remember that these guys are protecting the Commander in Chief of the United States. I'm not sure if the physical requirements are the same, but I'm almost positive that the interviewing process, and background is waay more lenthy than the FBI's. I can't imagine what those guys have to go through to get accepted.

Yes I had to go thru all sorts of rigorous tests to be accepted as a girlfriend!!

[CuckingFunt]

Secret Service?? Please!! Their requirements are even tougher from what I've heard. You have to remember that these guys are protecting the Commander in Chief of the United States. I'm not sure if the physical requirements are the same, but I'm almost positive that the interviewing process, and background is waay more lenthy than the FBI's. I can't imagine what those guys have to go through to get accepted.That job would be too hard. We haven't had a single president in my lifetime for whom I'd be willing to take a bullet.

[mrsmaalox]

That job would be too hard. We haven't had a single president in my lifetime for whom I'd be willing to take a bullet.

Ain't that the truth.

[florige]

That job would be too hard. We haven't had a single president in my lifetime for whom I'd be willing to take a bullet.



I'm pretty sure that there are a "chosen" few who actually has the job of traveling everywhere with the President. I would not be surprised if the President himself picked the ones who actually are always with him. Then you have the ones who are always with the first lady, then the kids, then the many who just guard the White House.

[florige]

I know this won't be appreciated with today's sausage fest, but I just have to go on record and say that Terrence Howard is a sexy mother fucker.



You would do him?

[CuckingFunt]

You would do him?Unless he was a complete asshole, yes. He would get done.

[LakerMagic]

His occupation is of high demand within the government period.


I have an uncle who is retired F.B.I. He told me he's glad he got out when he did. I guess you would say he's old school FBI, but one of his complaints was the hiring of new recruits and how the quality of FBI agent has gone down in recent years.

When you mentioned how that other user would probably get in before you based on his occupation, while you seem more qualified, I was just reminded of what my uncle said.

[ATRAIN]

:lmao

Damn, I never said I was Cytheria.


Damn you freaks did know who she was!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

There's a local chain of video stores here that just added tanning beds to almost all of their locations.

The part of California I live in is insanely beautiful, but everyone here is fucking weird.

[ATRAIN]

The FBI is looking for male strippers?


WTF who said I was a male stripper? They would take me because im a bad ass and would kick Zombie asses if it ever came down to it. There is this girl that thinks is my gf (dumb bitch hahaha) and reads those Zombie survival guides and tells me about them. I think she really think zombies are real. If she wasn't hot and easy I would stop talking to her. Flo are you sure you want to get mixed up with the crazy girls that I know?

[CuckingFunt]

WTF who said I was a mae stripper?

I did.

You're so retarded and secretive about your job that I made up my own story.

The club you work at is called Fancy Pants.

[ATRAIN]

I did.

You're so retarded and secretive about your job that I made up my own story.

The club you work at is called Fancy Pants.


HAHAHA well there are a few in here that know what I do, but I like being all sneaky and secretive. Shit if male strippers made as much as female strippers do I would fucking do it. I really don't have any morals holding me back or anything. I on the other hand couldn't dance for a guy so maybe not. Shagia is in love with pee wee's balls as it is, I wouldn't want that fruit after me too.

[mrsmaalox]

I did.

You're so retarded and secretive about your job that I made up my own story.

The club you work at is called Fancy Pants.

I know what he does and it is VERY top secret; his code name is "El Grande".

[ATRAIN]

I know what he does and it is VERY top secret; his code name is "El Grande".


wtf.........El Grande??? I told you its El Monstro!!

[mrsmaalox]

wtf.........El Grande??? I told you its El Monstro!!

Hey you told me only I could call you that!!! Thanks alot!

[ATRAIN]

Hey you told me only I could call you that!!! Thanks alot!


Ha!! Hey I say a lot of things when people are shoving 20's in my pants. All of us male strippers are like that.

[CuckingFunt]

I get to choose the restaurant for my date this evening, but I can't decide what I want.

Dammit.

[mrsmaalox]

Ha!! Hey I say a lot of things when people are shoving 20's in my pants. All of us male strippers are like that.

Your pants?! Why did you make me shove them in your...eh, nevermind.

[ATRAIN]

I get to choose the restaurant for my date this evening, but I can't decide what I want.

Dammit.

Sushi............thats what I think im going to get for dinner.

[mrsmaalox]

I get to choose the restaurant for my date this evening, but I can't decide what I want.

Dammit.

Salmon or crab is what I like for dates; delicious, not too filling in case you need to "move around" later.

[CuckingFunt]

Sushi............thats what I think im going to get for dinner.It's in the running.

I'm torn between Japanese and Italian.

[ATRAIN]

Im going to be on a liquid diet tonight(beer) so im not going to get to eat sushi till tomm for lunch.

[CuckingFunt]

Im going to be on a liquid diet tonight(beer) so im not going to get to eat sushi till tomm for lunch.The girl I'm going out with got wrangled into plans with her roommate, so my "date" is early. I haven't decided what I'm doing afterwards yet. Probably just coming home and watching a movie.

[mrsmaalox]

I haven't eaten yet today because in a couple of hours we will be having the "post-funeral" pot luck. And I hear there will be home made tamales and mole and tortillas!!!
And chile rellenos, but I don't do those yucky things. Then tomorrow it'll be whatever gourmet fare Southwest Airlines offers, so I'd better eat big today!

[mrsmaalox]

Shagia is in love with pee wee's balls as it is, I wouldn't want that fruit after me too.

How did I miss this one earlier? I didn't know Shagia's in love with Peewee's balls! Hell I wasn't even sure Peewee had balls!

[ATRAIN]

How did I miss this one earlier? I didn't know Shagia's in love with Peewee's balls! Hell I wasn't even sure Peewee had balls!


I heard through the grapevine that you DID in fact know that pee wee has balls.

[CuckingFunt]

That grapevine is a dangerous thing.

[Mister Sinister]

Sushi............thats what I think im going to get for dinner.
What type of sushi, specifically?

[Mister Sinister]

I heard through the grapevine that you DID in fact know that pee wee has balls.
To further add to the hilarity of this statement, the song being referenced here was performed by Marvin Gaye.

[ATRAIN]

What type of sushi, specifically?


Well this place I go to has a SUSAN roll that is fucking amazing, but prob some Nigri Tuna, Salmon, and Unagi.

[Mister Sinister]

Well this place I go to has a SUSAN roll that is fucking amazing, but prob some Nigri Tuna, Salmon, and Unagi.
Nigri Tuna and Salmon are tasty...but I've never had Unagi. It's eel, right?

[ATRAIN]

To further add to the hilarity of this statement, the song being referenced here was performed by Marvin Gaye.


Ha I see what you did there. You actually made me laugh you little fudge packer.

[Mister Sinister]

Ha I see what you did there. You actually made me laugh you little fudge packer.
Well, you know what they say about taking shots at yourself.

[florige]

I have an uncle who is retired F.B.I. He told me he's glad he got out when he did. I guess you would say he's old school FBI, but one of his complaints was the hiring of new recruits and how the quality of FBI agent has gone down in recent years.

When you mentioned how that other user would probably get in before you based on his occupation, while you seem more qualified, I was just reminded of what my uncle said.



Man I would love to talk to your uncle about the FBI. He probably means more college guys without military, or law enforcement experience, whereas when he got in they probably required more military, or law enforcement experience and while college might have been required,it was not as strict as the requirements now with having to have certain degrees to get prioritized in the whole hiring process.

[ATRAIN]

Nigri Tuna and Salmon are tasty...but I've never had Unagi. It's eel, right?


Yeah Unagi is sooooo fucking good. I think I might go with Tuna and Salmon hand rolls, they usually load them up with the fish.

[ATRAIN]

Man I would love to talk to your uncle about the FBI. He probably means more college guys without military, or law enforcement experience, whereas when he got in they probably required more military, or law enforcement experience and while college might have been required,it was not as strict as the requirements now with having to have certain degrees to get prioritized in the whole hiring process.


I could totally see flo smoking some pole to get into the FBI.

[florige]

WTF who said I was a male stripper? They would take me because im a bad ass and would kick Zombie asses if it ever came down to it. There is this girl that thinks is my gf (dumb bitch hahaha) and reads those Zombie survival guides and tells me about them. I think she really think zombies are real. If she wasn't hot and easy I would stop talking to her. Flo are you sure you want to get mixed up with the crazy girls that I know?



I live in Maryland, once I leave they will be out of my hair... :lol So heck yeah!!!

[CuckingFunt]

I love Japanese food, but I can't stand raw fish so I'm very picky about sushi.

The thought of a sweet potato tempura roll may have officially made up my mind.

[ATRAIN]

I live in Maryland, once I leave they will be out of my hair... :lol So heck yeah!!!


LOL ok don't say I didnt warn you.

[florige]

I could totally see flo smoking some pole to get into the FBI.


Puulease! The most I would do is volunteer for Obama hanging signs or something, but thats it! Hopefully he would remember me if he gets elected and he'll get me in no problem.

[Mister Sinister]

Yeah Unagi is sooooo fucking good. I think I might go with Tuna and Salmon hand rolls, they usually load them up with the fish.
Thought it was. Only places that are close to me and within my price range are this place in Barrington about a block from where I work called Sagano, and the Mitsuwa Asian marketplace about 20 minutes away in Arlington Heights, so I don't eat as much sushi as I'd like to.