Face it Spork fans, your time is up!

[Officer Slater]

We got Shaq, game over for you!

[JPB]

Cos we needed another weak troll.

[Harry Callahan]

We got Shaq, game over for you!

Weak - I think dumbass ought to check the birthdates of his starting center and point guard. 36 year old centers and 34 year old point guards are not long for this world.

Steve Kerr realized the Suns are literally setting and took a risk, trying to get something done this year because there may not be another chance for this collection of players.

In two years, Amare with his weak brain and weaker knees with be the "man". Leandro Barbosa better learn to actually dribble a basketball by then.

O'Neal MIGHT help this year, but he has significant physical problems. His body may break down any minute. Its entirely possible Phoenix just insured their own quicker demise.

[my2sons]

rickety shack, added to rickety hill goes right along with rickety heart

[Rummpd]

Suns are the geriatric world of the NBA playing a style that is uptempo sort of with a 400 pound man mountain trying to run should be fun.

[ChumpDumper]

Spork?

[boutons_]

The only thing that's Over is Shaq's game, been over for several years now.

The only way Shaq will be able to keep his lungs in the game is to snowbird at least every other defensive trip, which won't be noticed by the Suns defense going 4 on 5. :lol

I bet Sun Shaq will average less than Marion's 16 PT, 10 RB.

Shaq, when he wasn't hurt, is only 14-8 this season vs his career 26-12. But don't let Shaq's run-down stats and fat carcass piss on your fantasy parade.

[m33p0]

its over for the suns. if this idea doesn't pan out...... KABOOOM!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Spork.

The best utensil to eat KFC's mashed potatoes with.

[ChumpDumper]

Spork.

The best utensil to eat KFC's mashed potatoes with.Right. I'm confused. One would think the biggest spork fan would be Shaq himself.


But the Suns doctors did wave a wand and made him lose fifty pounds overnight....

[Princess Pimp]

We got Shaq, game over for you!

:elephant

old farts sperms are done!

[Kori Ellis]

:elephant

old farts sperms are done!

People in San Antonio pretending to be Suns fans. :elephant

[slayermin]

Spork?

Very underrated and versatile utensil.

[whottt]

Spork.

The best utensil to eat KFC's mashed potatoes with.



The only way to eat an enchirito...

[Kori Ellis]

Very underrated and versatile utensil.

True. They should make them universal and just get rid of the spoon altogether.

[CuckingFunt]

True. They should make them universal and just get rid of the spoon altogether.I wouldn't want to eat ice cream with a spork. Otherwise, I am inclined to agree.

[Leetonidas]

I love sporks. When you need both a spoon and a fork, why use two utensils when you could be living like a king with a spork?

[whottt]

I could see Sporks being a problem with soup too...


Maybe it's the fork we could do without?

[Kori Ellis]

I wouldn't want to eat ice cream with a spork. Otherwise, I am inclined to agree.

It actually might be good for ice cream, particularly if the ice cream is a little too hard.

[Kori Ellis]

I could see Sporks being a problem with soup too...


Maybe it's the fork we could do without?

I think we need to the fork for things like steak. I would like to test the spork for soup before we rule it out.

[CuckingFunt]

I could see Sporks being a problem with soup too...


Maybe it's the fork we could do without?And eat a ribeye with a spork? I think not.

[spursfan09]

We still have Tim Duncan so don't get to happy...

And Spork fans? :lol I guess? I would rather either just use a spoon or a fork tho...

[birdy219]

I ate ice cream with a spork before. It was a refreshing way to enjoy a marvelous treat. I was especially intrigued by the rows of ridges etched in the ice cream. I think I will go try some now. Later :oink

[whottt]

Ya'll use silverware to eat steak?

[FromWayDowntown]

http://cache.backpackinglight.com/backpackinglight/images/items/spork-sul-M.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Ya'll use silverware to eat steak?Of course.




When in public, at least.

[Princess Pimp]

The king of floppers trying to draw a foul :lol

http://3030uploads.com/nba/23/Video0210-1532(TV3).wmv.GIF

[marini martini]

It actually might be good for ice cream, particularly if the ice cream is a little too hard.

Or, if you want to dig out the brownie chunks.

[whottt]

http://cache.backpackinglight.com/backpackinglight/images/items/spork-sul-M.jpg



Damn...that actually looks like a pretty high quality spork there.

[Pistons < Spurs]

SPORK = SPAM?

http://www.nodutdol.com/maybbs/nddbb1/Spork.jpg

[timvp]

I wouldn't want to eat ice cream with a spork. Otherwise, I am inclined to agree.If the ice cream is overly hard, a spork may be the best option.

[timvp]

It actually might be good for ice cream, particularly if the ice cream is a little too hard.:pctoss

[FromWayDowntown]

SPORK = SPAM?

http://www.nodutdol.com/maybbs/nddbb1/Spork.jpg

That's kind of eerie.

[timvp]

I guess we really are Spork fans.

[CuckingFunt]

Damn...that's actually looks like a pretty high quality spork there.I've actually seen them available as actual silverware.

I was tempted to buy them, but the pattern was hideous.

[Kori Ellis]

Damn...that actually looks like a pretty high quality spork there.

That's what I'm talking about. You could definitely eat both ice cream and soup with it.

I think we should all chip in and start a spork company.

[timvp]

That's what I'm talking about. You could definitely eat both ice cream and soup with it.

I think we should all chip in and start a spork company.SporkTalk?

[spursfan09]

At least he is not calling us sperm fans...

[slayermin]

http://cache.backpackinglight.com/backpackinglight/images/items/spork-sul-M.jpg

Now that's a spork!

[duncan228]

SporkTalk?

:lol

Classic.

[Kori Ellis]

http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/titaniumspork.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/titaniumspork.jpgI want those.

And I'm not even joking.

[slayermin]

:lol

titanium?

[Princess Pimp]

http://3030uploads.com/nba/23/Video0210-1532(TV3).wmv.GIF

[timvp]

http://3030uploads.com/nba/23/Video0210-1532(TV3).wmv.GIFGood point.

Do they have sporks in Argentina?

[Kori Ellis]

I want those.

And I'm not even joking.

http://www.backpackinglight.co.uk/product92.asp

[Princess Pimp]

Good point.

Do they have sporks in Argentina?


They do! actually

http://3030uploads.com/nba/23/Video0210-1532(TV3).wmv.GIF

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.backpackinglight.co.uk/product92.asp
Fantastic!

[whottt]

Pistons < Spurs....do you sell sporks at you knife site? Maybe a switchblade spork combo?

[CuckingFunt]

Pistons < Spurs....do you sell sporks at you knife site? Maybe a switchblade spork combo?
I think you're thinking of a different Pistons fan.

[Pistons < Spurs]

Pistons < Spurs....do you sell sporks at you knife site? Maybe a switchblade spork combo?
I don't have any knife site you damn fool!!! :lmao

That was Pistons in 7

Do all us Piston fans look alike to you? :lol

[whottt]

I think you're thinking of a different Pistons fan.


Ahhh...my bad. But I still like the idea of a switchblade spork/combo.

[whottt]

I don't have any knife site you damn fool!!! :lmao

Well if you don't you should...




That was Pistons in 7

Do all us Piston fans look alike to you? :lol

No...and you're one of only like 2 Pistons fans that I'll associate with in public. I apologize for confusing you with that asshat.

[spursfan09]

http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/titaniumspork.jpg

Those are the old logo colors. Do they come in silver and black?

[CuckingFunt]

Ahhh...my bad. But I still like the idea of a switchblade spork/combo.
That would be good.

As would a Swiss Army knife with a spork attachment.

[J.T.]

:lmao this thread

[Pistons < Spurs]

No...and you're one of only like 2 Pistons fans that I'll associate with in public. I apologize for confusing you with that asshat.
:tu :tu

[whottt]

That would be good.

As would a Swiss Army knife with a spork attachment.


Yeah..why don't they put Sporks on Swiss Army Knives anyway? The ones that have silverware attatchments have both the Spoon and the Fork....when really all you need is a Spork.

[whottt]

So instead of just starting a mere spork company...we need to start a pocketknife with a spork attatchment company.

Seriously...those will sell.


America was built on ideas like that.

[ShoogarBear]

Whenever I go to Popeye's, I always load up on extra sporks.

[CuckingFunt]

Whenever I go to Popeye's, I always load up on extra sporks.
Mmmmmmmm... Popeye's red beans & rice and biscuits.

[J.T.]

America was actually built on ideas like no ridiculous taxation by the government and a government that looks out for its people. Funny how things change.

[ShoogarBear]

Mmmmmmmm... Popeye's red beans & rice and biscuits.I always get extra biscuits, too. :tu

[CuckingFunt]

I always get extra biscuits, too. :tu
It's been years since I lived anywhere near a Popeye's. I miss it.

You couldn't pay me to eat fucking KFC.

[Pistons < Spurs]

We've all used Sporks, but I never knew they had Fnifes.

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/3827/873194320ca890b7ba0sl6.jpg

[timvp]

We've all used Sporks, but I never knew they had Fnifes.
:smchode:

[slayermin]

We've all used Sporks, but I never knew they had Fnifes.

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/3827/873194320ca890b7ba0sl6.jpg

How do you hold the food down to cut it?

[ATXSPUR]

new troll thread

[CuckingFunt]

We've all used Sporks, but I never knew they had Fnifes.
Retarded. You would need to have two of them.

[whottt]

I'm not crazy about saying Fnife...makes me feel like I'm about to sneeze or something. They should change the name to Knork.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm not crazy about saying Fnife...makes me feel like I'm about to sneeze or something. They should change the name to Knork.
Would you pronounce the 'k', or would it be silent?

[J.T.]

Would you pronounce the 'k', or would it be silent?

Do you pronounce the K in knife?

Debate over.

[CuckingFunt]

Do you pronounce the K in knife?

Debate over.
It wasn't a debate. I was simply asking the person who came up with the fucking word.

[Tom Brady]

We're only going to score seventeen spoints? Hahaha, okay.

[Man of Steel]

Phoenix serious about Shaq' rehab that they hired an entire team of coaches to aid him...



http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p179/clark101857/2136942.jpg

[ATXSPUR]

only on spurs talk can you see a troll thread turned into a discussion on utensils.

[Pistons < Spurs]

Do you pronounce the K in knife?


Good point.
I was sitting here saying Ka-Nork!
Nork sounds much better.

[CuckingFunt]

Good point.
I was sitting here saying Ka-Nork!
Nork sounds much better.
I actually kinda like ka-nork.

[Kori Ellis]

I believe there's already a Swiss Army Knife with a Spork. I think I used to have one.

However, a switch blade spork would be awesome.

For example, if a woman was attacked, she could whip out her switch blade spork and remove the eye of her attacker in one swift move.

[marini martini]

only on spurs talk can you see a troll thread turned into a discussion on utensils.

I think we all want to avoid talking about the game today. So posting here, we're still in the Spurs forum, but getting a little comic relief. You sabe? :toast

[Tom Brady]

For example, if a woman was attacked, she could whip out her switch blade spork and remove the eye of her attacker in one swift move.

Genius. I'm going to conveniently do that to Eli Manning the next time I see him.

[T Park]

This is why you don't click on the last page first ^^^^^^^^

[T Park]

Is my sig too big?

I don't wanna pull a mono

[Michael Kelso]

We didn't have sporks in the 70s but if we did it would have been AWESOME

[Officer Slater]

We'll see whos laughing when the Suns win the Finals and the Sporks go home in May like they do every even year!

[Austin Powers]

Sporks make me randy, baby yeah!

[hsxvvd]

Will Kori have to clean all the troll threads into one big thread or is it easier to delete the lot of them?

Either way, glad it's you not me.

[whottt]

Would you pronounce the 'k', or would it be silent?



Well it looks like it's already been covered..."K"nork is kind of cool though.



You know...if they made the end of that Fnife just a little more spoon like it'd be a Knfoon. And that'd be pretty cool.

[whottt]

I believe there's already a Swiss Army Knife with a Spork. I think I used to have one.

I've seen them with both the spoon and fork attatchment, and that's the way Hobo Knives are usually made as well...

But I can't honestly ever recall seeing one with a spork attatchment. IF so...I'm buying one tomorrow.





However, a switch blade spork would be awesome.

For example, if a woman was attacked, she could whip out her switch blade spork and remove the eye of her attacker in one swift move.


Yeah...and you could call it a swork..

[bdictjames]

Spork.. I've never been a fan of those but its nice to see other people talk about it. I hate those plastic ones but the steel ones I've never tried.

[Pistons < Spurs]

You know...if they made the end of that Fnife just a little more spoon like it'd be a Knfoon. And that'd be pretty cool.
They already made a Splayd.....but I'd be down for a renaming to knfoon

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/af/Splayds.jpg

[J.T.]

UtensilTalk.com

[whottt]

They already made a Splayd.....but I'd be down for a renaming to knfoon

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/af/Splayds.jpg



That's pretty awesome...I just googled splayd's...they said they're sometimes called forkchops...but when I googled forkchops I got this:



http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/313PD5J83KL._AA280_.jpg



Which appears to be some combination, spoon, fork, knife and chopsticks...

[CuckingFunt]

That's pretty awesome...I just googled splayd's...they said they're sometimes called forkchops...but when I googled forkchops I got this:



http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/313PD5J83KL._AA280_.jpg



Which appears to be some combination, spoon, fork, knife and chopsticks...
I've used those before!

They pretty much rock.

[whottt]

Spork.. I've never been a fan of those but its nice to see other people talk about it. I hate those plastic ones but the steel ones I've never tried.


How in the hell can you not be a fan of sporks? What's next..not liking tits?

[marini martini]

How in the hell can you not be a fan of sporks? What's next..not liking tits?

:lmao

[MajicMan]

This right here is top of the line in Sporks. A fold out titanium spork.

http://www.brunton.com/images/catalog/folding_spork.jpg

[anakha]

This right here is top of the line in Sporks. A fold out titanium spork.

http://www.brunton.com/images/catalog/folding_spork.jpg

Is it possible to get utensil envy? :lol

[Pistons < Spurs]

Apparently, some people refer to Sporks as Foons.

[CuckingFunt]

Foon?

That's just crazy.

[Pistons < Spurs]

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/9209/387481402e25e550afbep7.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/9209/387481402e25e550afbep7.jpg
:td to "foon."

But, :tu to the large bowl and keychain attachment.

[ShoogarBear]

Forkchops win the thread.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Forkchops are a great idea.

I did see this as well:

http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/afeb4652eb1.jpg

[anakha]

Forkchops are a great idea.

I did see this as well:

http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/afeb4652eb1.jpg

Good idea in theory, not quite in execution - doesn't that seem too unwieldy to pack up or use?

[hsxvvd]

http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~jm703496/spork/images/dorsalsp.gif
http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~jm703496/spork/images/ventrasp.gif

:nerd

[m33p0]

Forkchops are a great idea.

I did see this as well:

http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/afeb4652eb1.jpg
where can you get them? shuriken ninja school cafeteria?

[ludda]

This thread started out as a lame troll attempt but ended up very enlightening. :toast

[yourcheatinheart]

rickety shack, added to rickety hill goes right along with rickety heart

i would not comment on a team's heart, when the spurs blood comes straight from the league office. :lol

[remingtonbo2001]

This thread started out as a lame troll attempt but ended up very enlightening. :toast

:tu Yes. Thank you to all who contributed.

I never realized how passionate I feel about Sporks.

Instead of Tux n Tennies they should have Spork n SPAM. :spin

[genomefreak13]

We got Shaq, game over for you!

what?? THE SUNS WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP ALREADY ?? I thought the 99 spurs is the only mid-season champion EVER! :devil :devil :devil :devil :devil

[phyzik]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/spork.jpg


The Spork of the Gods

Every mythic hero normally has an equally mythic weapon. Zeus had his thunderbolts. Thor had his hammer, Mjolnir. King Arthur had his Excalibur. Frodo and Bilbo had their Sting. Rhydderch Hael had his Dyrnwyn. King Kong had his bananas…you get the idea. It's time for you to join the ranks of the heroes and heroines of lore as you wield your own legendary weapon in your battle against a very powerful foe: hunger.

The Titanium Spork is ready for the challenge. Titanium is known for its great strength, corrosion resistance, and light weight, which makes this spork a valuable asset around feeding time. Imagine how much more food you could shovel in at your local buffet if you didn't have to worry about the strain of picking up a heavy fork or spoon. Your food consumption can become the stuff of legends. Even just holding the Titanium Spork in your hand, you can feel its power. It is perhaps the greatest gastronomic invention since lickable wallpaper. Hunger, beware - your end is near!

[ancestron]

ok what'd I miss

[SAGambler]

Don't get too happy over Shaq.

1. He hasn't hit the court yet, and it's possible he may never hit it.
2. I couldn't help but notice, he didn't predict a "trophy for the Suns".

You may have noticed there isn't any bitching around the WC about "Suns obtaining Shaq", like there is about the Fakers stealing Pau. I think most teams figure the Suns just screwed any chance they had, and paid $40,000,000 to do it to themselves.

[phyzik]

Don't get too happy over Shaq.

1. He hasn't hit the court yet, and it's possible he may never hit it.
2. I couldn't help but notice, he didn't predict a "trophy for the Suns".

You may have noticed there isn't any bitching around the WC about "Suns obtaining Shaq", like there is about the Fakers stealing Pau. I think most teams figure the Suns just screwed any chance they had, and paid $40,000,000 to do it to themselves.

actually, there was a report that when they showed him on the jumbo tron at one of the games he pointed to his ring finger then gave the thumbs up. but your right, he never actually "said" anything and still refuses to do so.

[phyzik]

^this is a metaphor^

it is the opposite of literal

fuck

:lol

[E20]

The thread starter needs to collect this

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6412/failvq4.jpg

and get on out of here.

[Spurminator]

Spork thread!

[ApolloCreed]

Stick a spork in the Spurs.

They're done.

[CuckingFunt]

Forkchops are a great idea.

I did see this as well:

http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/afeb4652eb1.jpg
I still think it's a problem to combine the fork and knife. You need one in order to properly use the other.

[703 Spurz]

We got Shaq, game over for you!

And to think that somewhere out there in the world is a vagina that's wondering why it isn't being used for sex......

Instead some dildo is on an internet fan site and said dildo fills the need to waste his fucking time on it trying to piss other people off

[dmac]

I wouldn't want to eat ice cream with a spork. Otherwise, I am inclined to agree.
or soup for that matter...


:hungry:

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Sticky this.
Some great pictures and links that mustn't be avoided have been posted in this here thread.

[Mister Sinister]

Swordchucks, yo!

[DazedAndConfused]

This thread delivers. ST is the best.

[Pistons < Spurs]

http://www.tadgear.com/edged%20tools/images%20for%20pages/tad_ti_spork2.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

http://www.tadgear.com/edged%20tools/images%20for%20pages/tad_ti_spork2.jpg:wow :wow

:worthy:

[Leetonidas]

This has to go in the Classics. :lol

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

http://www.tadgear.com/edged%20tools/images%20for%20pages/tad_ti_spork2.jpg
That's game.

[J.T.]

The thread starter needs to collect this

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6412/failvq4.jpg

and get on out of here.

A five page thread is not a failed thread.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

If anything, he should be congradulated.

[Solid D]

http://espn.go.com/i/page2/logos/newspurslogo.gif
http://www2.mightyspork.com/images/head_r1_c1.gif

[Man of Steel]

We got Shaq, we're fucked!

[Man of Steel]

Typical Suns Fan:




http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p179/clark101857/0363.jpg

[Pistons < Spurs]

http://www.bssu.org/gotmilk-like/spork.jpg

[Pistons < Spurs]

http://skippy.mooville.net/images/spork.jpg

[Solid D]

:rollin @ Pistons<Spurs

Now that's good art!

[CuckingFunt]

http://skippy.mooville.net/images/spork.jpg
:lmao

If this is an actual movie, I want to watch it. Now.

[E20]

A five page thread is not a failed thread.
Yes, that is true. But the thread starter in general is a failure. Also the fact that the last 4 pages were CF and some other posters talking about Sporks which is a fail in it self.

[Pistons < Spurs]

http://media.tbo.com/photos/tbocom/ae/1107spork310.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/6287/mrsporkk186hj5.jpg

[Pistons < Spurs]

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/9160/32893571159fbf7fd03hj6.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9802/sporkpz1.jpg

I rather like this interpretation.

[CuckingFunt]

Sporkman!!


http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/7417/sporkmanxg5.jpg

[Solid D]

Rodeo Road Trip isn't over yet. We got work to do.
http://www.sonic.net/~ian/Spork/sporky.gif

[ShoogarBear]

C'mon, all this time and nobody's come up with a magazine cover for Sporks Illustrated yet?

If I could PhotoShop, I would rule you all.

[Pistons < Spurs]

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/8794/sporkiesuw0.jpg

[Newton]

My unrelated note to this wonderfully bizarre thread is this: To Pistons < Spurs, do you realize that you have stated, mathematically, that the Pistons are less than the Spurs.

See here for more info:

http://mathforum.org/library/drmath/view/58428.html

[Man of Steel]

We got Shaq, game A joke for you!

[Pistons < Spurs]

My unrelated note to this wonderfully bizarre thread is this: To Pistons < Spurs, do you realize that you have stated, mathematically, that the Pistons are less than the Spurs.


:lmao

Yes...I'm aware.

Long story short....during the Finals, I said if Detroit lost to the Spurs, I'd alter my original name of Pistons > Spurs to it's current adaptation.


This should be stickied somewhere on ST!

[Kori Ellis]

http://www.tadgear.com/edged%20tools/images%20for%20pages/tad_ti_spork2.jpg

There we go. That's the swork I was looking for!

[Kori Ellis]

http://www.deathbyspork.com/images/spork-3.jpg

[polandprzem]

http://www.podcastdesigns.com/PJ/images/spork%20psd.jpg

[Newton]

:lmao

Yes...I'm aware.

Long story short....during the Finals, I said if Detroit lost to the Spurs, I'd alter my original name of Pistons > Spurs to it's current adaptation.


This should be stickied somewhere on ST!

Gotcha. Long time lurker, infrequent poster, forgive me.

[jaffies]

http://skippy.mooville.net/images/spork.jpg


:toast

[jaffies]

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4963/0625largeib4.jpg

[Pistons < Spurs]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/4677/timsporkqj6.jpg

[timvp]

Classic.

[anakha]

Well played, everyone.

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/6978/kaneklapae4wf6lm9.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[ShoogarBear]

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4963/0625largeib4.jpg:lmao Chicken dinner. Can you do the unis, too?

:lmao @ P<S, too.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Well done.

Spork instead of the spur would be top notch on the unis. As the O, of course.

[J.T.]

:lmao this thread

[remingtonbo2001]

This is the best thread I've read all year.

[J.T.]

This is the best thread I've read all year.

The pics on this page alone are hilarious.

[spursjustice]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/6287/mrsporkk186hj5.jpg

lol nice pic

this thread is hilarious... almost as funny as "Dear Kobe..."

[Slomo]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/4677/timsporkqj6.jpgBrilliant!

[Big Worm]

I love white folks! :smokin

[Pistons < Spurs]

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/9231/lesporkscc7.jpg

[duncan228]

http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/4677/timsporkqj6.jpg

Fantastic. Absolutely fantastic.

[Pistons < Spurs]

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/4892/admiralsporkgt3.jpg

[Pistons < Spurs]

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/5742/girlsporkqu8.jpg

[Pistons < Spurs]

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/8004/obisporkrz9.jpg

[timvp]

Holy crap :lol

[whottt]

Holy cr@p :lol

Fixed

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/4892/admiralsporkgt3.jpg


Exactly what I had in mind.

Excellent.

[whottt]

So if Slomo redoes the graphics for the playoffs this season...he should have a spork chasing the can of spam around the logo.

[anakha]

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/4892/admiralsporkgt3.jpg

Nice touch with the Mouse reference at the top. :lol

[CuckingFunt]

Somebody done went spork loco.

I like it!

[J.T.]

Pistons < Spurs just won the thread.

[ShoogarBear]

Spork?

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Pistons<Spurs's popularity points are growing by the views.
Well done, man.

[Spurminator]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/5914/sporksmenoftheyearvz5.jpg

[J.T.]

:lmao it gets better and better every page

[E20]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41KM7CDAYDL.jpg

[J.T.]

Uh. . . Sporks only please.

[E20]

I just wanted to ruin this thread and the fun you guys were having.

[J.T.]

E20 is jealous that he didn't start this thread.

[E20]

:lol

[Pistons < Spurs]

Nice touch with the Mouse reference at the top. :lol
:) I didn't think anyone would notice!

[Officer Slater]

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/4892/admiralsporkgt3.jpg

RACK!! :smokin

[Mister Sinister]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/5914/sporksmenoftheyearvz5.jpg
:lmao Unicron help me, I lol'd.

[Pistons < Spurs]

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/3900/bowensporkky0.jpg

[whottt]

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/3900/bowensporkky0.jpg


What the hell kind of spork is that? It looks like the Spork of hell or something.

[CuckingFunt]

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/3900/bowensporkky0.jpg:lmao :lmao

[Solid D]

:rollin Pistons<Spurs>everyone else in this thread.

[CuckingFunt]

This is seriously approaching the Nash thread in genius.

[batboy]

sticky this epic thread

[duncan228]

There's no doubt that Pistons < Spurs has raised this thread to classic status.

Can it go to Classic threads when it's done here?

[Pistons < Spurs]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/4456/horrysporkcopyqp4.jpg

[duncan228]

:lmao

It keeps getting better.

[cash459]

We'll see whos laughing when the Suns win the Finals and the Sporks go home in May like they do every even year!

Im sorry, the Suns (Bums) have won how many championships??? :wtf :wtf .........

oh, thats right...NONE! :nope :nope And thats where it is going to stay.

4 rings > 0 :lol

[whottt]

There's no doubt that Pistons < Spurs has raised this thread to classic status.

Can it go to Classic threads when it's done here?


On top of all that, he seems to be enjoying himself quite a bit.

[J.T.]

Yeah this is definitely the new Nash thread, or at least the Nash thread of 2008.

[jaffies]

I can't stop laughing!

:lmao



P<S : early favorite for poster of the year!


keep em coming
we need more!!!

[Supreme_Being]

This is fucking hilarious!

[remingtonbo2001]

It's becoming apparent that everyone here has WAY too much time on their hands.
:lol

[ancestron]

Ok. Big Spork Rob wins.

[phyzik]

I dont know if this thread will gain the epic internet notoriety that the Nash thread got but its definately a keeper..... Especialy if the Spurs pull off a repeat.


That being said, I dont have photoshop anymore (reformated and havnt downloaded yet) but I would LOVE to see some SPORKS in these hands!!

http://www.wittemuseum.org/images/Game%20Dinner/Auction%20Items/spurs%20big%20sign.jpg


(Damn, I should have saved this for myself but ohh well... I can definately see GO SPORKS GO at the bottom :lol )

[hsxvvd]

http://ssakai.web.infoseek.co.jp/auto_spoon.jpg


With all the trade rumors, we need Weatherspork!

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i188/two_powers/spork.gif

[Bruno]

This thread is classic.
P<S rules.

[Cherry]

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/8669/manusporkpm3.jpg

[JPB]

Pistons<Spurs should get a spur (or maybe a spork) under his avatar for his contributions in this thread.

Thanks man !

[carina_gino20]

:lol at this classic thread

Can someone photoshop this with Timmy riding a spork?

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007/1020/nba_g_duncan_580.jpg

[anakha]

9 pages, and not a single SporksDynasty appearance? I'm disappointed.

[SporkDynasty]

9 pages, and not a single SporksDynasty appearance? I'm disappointed.

9 Pages was just a fluke. to many fluke posters making fluke posts!

Im just making the responses Im supposed to be making.

[Pistons < Spurs]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/918/witnessgt2.jpg

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/918/witnessgt2.jpg
:lmao Classic.

[Kori Ellis]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/918/witnessgt2.jpg

:tu

:lmao

The PhotoShop'd pics in this thread are awesome.

[cherylsteele]

Spurs
Pounding
Others
Really
Kicks-butt

[m33p0]

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/8669/manusporkpm3.jpg
good find! :lol

[Pistons < Spurs]

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/9029/timmysporkydq9.jpg

[Pistons < Spurs]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/711/sporkringcopykg3.jpg

[duncan228]

Pistons < Spurs has passed brilliant and is heading for Manu status in the spork department.

[himat]

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/4456/horrysporkcopyqp4.jpg

LMAO
:lol

[anakha]

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/711/sporkringcopykg3.jpg

:worthy:

[m33p0]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2318/2264357556_0d8c97ebba_o.jpg

[Kori Ellis]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2318/2264357556_0d8c97ebba_o.jpg

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Borosai]

How did I miss this thread? Now I have to read it from the beginning.

[Pistons < Spurs]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2318/2264357556_0d8c97ebba_o.jpg
Awesome!!! :clap :clap

[Pistons < Spurs]

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/4082/wifesporkcopyir1.jpg

[Pistons < Spurs]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/8835/averysporkuy2.jpg

[m33p0]

How did I miss this thread? Now I have to read it from the beginning.
no worries. it comes with nice pretty pictures.

[m33p0]

http://www.backpackinglight.com/backpackinglight/images/items/Vargo-Titanium_Spork_colors.jpg
thank you for a brilliant thread idea!

[LilMissSPURfect]

:lol :toast :oink
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/918/witnessgt2.jpg

[LilMissSPURfect]

awesome

[Borosai]

Well done Pistons < Spurs, well done. :toast

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

I don't have the time to do it or I would but, someone needs to replace Tony with a spork:

http://i.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0706/gallerycaughtintheact.0615/images/11.jpg

[Pistons < Spurs]

How Ironic!!!

I do a search for "nba spork" ... and wouldn't you know it pulls up Spurs gear!!!

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/2920/yahoosporknu6.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

This is madness.

[ShoogarBear]

No, this is Sporrrrrrrrrrka!

[NRHector]

We got Shaq, game over for you!
Son, Snack A'meal was the diesel truck a few years back now he is just like an ice cream truck that keeps breaking down and just like that ice cream truck needs a place to park, Snack A'meal needs a place to retire and no other place than in the desert where he can watch the SUNset. :wakeup

[m33p0]

Shaq is done. you stick a SPORK on him.

[Pistons < Spurs]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4163/icesporkcopyls1.jpg

[m33p0]

holy shit, Pistons<Spurs! you're the man!

[Pistons < Spurs]

:)

I gotta admit....that one was pretty difficult!

[timvp]

Wow. That Gervin one might be the best NBA related photoshop I've ever seen.

:tu

[jaffies]

I have a new wallpaper!!!


thanks P<S!


-gf doesn't get it :lol

[whottt]

Pistons<Spurs should get a spur (or maybe a spork) under his avatar for his contributions in this thread.

Thanks man !


Seconded...that'd be so cool if he got spork under his name :tu

[ata]

^^ +1

PS: best thread since "Caption this" with Nash

[Pistons < Spurs]

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/7379/barrysporkcopynp3.jpg