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Aggie Hoopsfan
02-13-2008, 09:54 PM
He checks for Manu Ginobili under the bed.
spurs_fan_in_exile
02-13-2008, 09:55 PM
Redundant thread. Can Manu Ginobili please merge this with the other one?
E20
02-13-2008, 09:56 PM
Man..........I'm willing to suck Manu's dick.
duncan228
02-13-2008, 09:56 PM
Can Manu Ginobili please merge this with the other one?

Manu can do anything he wants to.
Aggie Hoopsfan
02-13-2008, 09:56 PM
Guns don't kill people. Manu kills people.
Aggie Hoopsfan
02-13-2008, 09:57 PM
Manu can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
E20
02-13-2008, 09:59 PM
Manu can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Probably less, his opponent will be scared shitless because he will use his turn to put in Manu's pieces.
m33p0
02-13-2008, 10:00 PM
we ought to compile all praises for manu on the ditka thread. that's the unofficial "official manu thread".
DespЏrado
02-13-2008, 10:02 PM
When Manu steps out of the shower. He's already dry.
Aggie Hoopsfan
02-13-2008, 10:07 PM
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Manu Ginobili could use to kill you, including the room itself.
LilMissSPURfect
02-13-2008, 10:08 PM
Manu can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
sweet! :smokin
Aggie Hoopsfan
02-13-2008, 10:09 PM
Manu Ginobili once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Aggie Hoopsfan
02-13-2008, 10:09 PM
Manu once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Manu Ginobili re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Dex
02-13-2008, 10:11 PM
Santa Clause saw your Mom kissing Manu Ginobili.
TampaDude
02-13-2008, 11:07 PM
Manu Ginobili CAN believe it's not butter...
Road Warrior
02-13-2008, 11:10 PM
Manu Ginobili can delete the recycling bin.
Mr.Bottomtooth
02-13-2008, 11:10 PM
If you have 5 dollars and Manu Ginobili has 5 dollars, Manu has more money than you.
LilMissSPURfect
02-13-2008, 11:11 PM
Manu Ginobili CAN believe it's not butter...

manu iz butta
LilMissSPURfect
02-13-2008, 11:12 PM
Manu knows everything that EYEWITNESS NEWS wants to know
Mr.Bottomtooth
02-13-2008, 11:13 PM
Manu was once sleeping when a meteor hit the Earth and woke him up. He got so frustrated from the meteor waking him up, that he went outside and killed all the dinosaurs.
Dirk Nowitzki
02-13-2008, 11:18 PM
If Dirks team is down by 3 with under 30 seconds left and needs an and 1 play, he drives to the hoop knowing Manu Ginobili will be there to foul him on an easy layup. :clap :clap :clap
Aggie Hoopsfan
02-13-2008, 11:18 PM
Manu was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
marini martini
02-13-2008, 11:24 PM
Manu knows everything that EYEWITNESS NEWS wants to know


Manu IS EYEWITNESS NEWS :clap
TampaDude
02-13-2008, 11:26 PM
If Dirks team is down by 3 with under 30 seconds left and needs an and 1 play, he drives to the hoop knowing Manu Ginobili will be there to foul him on an easy layup. :clap :clap :clap

Manu plays on a team that has actually won championships... :lol
Aggie Hoopsfan
02-13-2008, 11:27 PM
If Dirks team is down by 3 with under 30 seconds left and needs an and 1 play, he drives to the hoop knowing Manu Ginobili will be there to foul him on an easy layup, but still finishes the season with three less rings than Manu Ginobili.
Dirk Nowitzki
02-13-2008, 11:31 PM
If Dirks team is down by 3 with under 30 seconds left and needs an and 1 play, he drives to the hoop knowing Manu Ginobili will be there to foul him on an easy layup, but still finishes the season with three less rings than Manu Ginobili.


Hey if you are going to respond to my sarcasm, do a better job please. :depressed :depressed
zrinkill
02-13-2008, 11:35 PM
Are the Mavs still the regular season champs?
marini martini
02-13-2008, 11:39 PM
Hey if you are going to respond to my sarcasm, do a better job please. :depressed :depressed

:lmao

Hey ya :toast
ElNono
02-13-2008, 11:40 PM
Manu is so powerful he can make Dirk grow a pair of balls.
Now, he's too smart to do that.
Dirk Nowitzki
02-13-2008, 11:41 PM
Are the Mavs still the regular season champs?

Hell fucking yeah! :clap :clap :clap
T Park
02-13-2008, 11:42 PM
If Dirks team is down by 3 with under 30 seconds left

The mavs would lose by 6.
Aggie Hoopsfan
02-13-2008, 11:57 PM
Hey if you are going to respond to my sarcasm, do a better job please. :depressed :depressed

Sarcasm is supposed to be funny.
Dirk Nowitzki
02-14-2008, 01:00 AM
Sarcasm is supposed to be funny.

Which is something your post response to mine was anything but funny. :spin :spin
ata
02-14-2008, 02:17 AM
Manu counted to infinity, twice.
ricketts
02-14-2008, 08:29 AM
Manu can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.



:rollin
spursjustice
02-14-2008, 08:37 AM
Batman can beat Superman in a fight; but only with the help of Manu.
smeagol
02-14-2008, 08:56 AM
Manu Ginobili can make boutons vote Republican
Taco
02-14-2008, 08:58 AM
He checks for Manu Ginobili under the bed.


:lol
mathbzh
02-14-2008, 09:24 AM
God needed 6 days to create the world. Manu can do it in 4 and play with the Spurs the 3 others.
sa_butta
02-14-2008, 09:26 AM
manu iz butta:toast