What do you really want for Vday?

[mrsmaalox]

I heard a guy on the radio this morning say that the only thing a girl ever really wants for Valentine's Day is a ring. And that guys don't really care for anything much more than beer money. Is this true? I personally am way over the jewelry/flowers thing. The "perfect" romantic card is good but most of the men I know just haven't evolved that far yet! Of course I love the homemade things from the kids. But my absolute favorite: Every year, from as long as I can remember til today, I have recieved the biggest, shiniest, velvetiest, laciest candy heart from----my Dad!!!

[to21]

Valentine's Day is just another day. Same as my birthday, her birthday, anniversary, etc.

It's all about the kids now-a-days.

[PakiDan]

someone to give a gift to :(

[tlongII]

bj

[mrsmaalox]

bj

I kinda had a feeling when the guy on the radio said "beer money", that this was what he really wanted to say! :lol

[ATRAIN]

Valentine's Day is just another day. Same as my birthday, her birthday, anniversary, etc.

It's all about the kids now-a-days.

I agree if you love someone why wait for one day to tell them. You should be telling them everyday and sending them flowers on a random day IMO would weigh more. Then again if you send your girl flowers on a random day they think, oh shit what did you do now.

[ATRAIN]

I kinda had a feeling when the guy on the radio said "beer money", that this was what he really wanted to say! :lol


What about beer and a bj........or better yet bj money.

[tlongII]

What about beer and a bj........or better yet bj money.
:tu

[ATRAIN]

:tu


Nothing says I love you more than BJ money

[Sonia_TX]

I have never had a boyfriend during V-Day so I guess I don't know what I would really want. :( Wait, I take that back.. I was living with someone and he made me dinner. (he was a jerk so how easily I forget)

I'm with PakiDan on this one... just someone to give a gift to. Mom sometimes would send me some roses...aww..

[SpursWoman]

What about beer and a bj........or better yet bj money.


Yeah ... giving your man money to get a blow job elsewhere is a brilliant idea. :rolleyes

Besides, you guys already have a Steak & BJ Day ... it's March 14 (http://www.steakandbjday.com/). :spin


I love getting flowers, but it's depressing as hell for me to throw them out when they are all dead so I probably keep them a lot longer than I should. So last year I got a really pretty flowering plant (that's still alive...kinda :oops). All of that other stuff would be great, but I'd rather put the money towards a vacation or a new deck.

On that note, paying $75+ on having roses sent or an expensive dinner would probably just piss me off at the waste of $$. :fro

[ATRAIN]

Yeah ... giving your man money to get a blow job elsewhere is a brilliant idea. :rolleyes

Besides, you guys already have a Steak & BJ Day ... it's March 14 (http://www.steakandbjday.com/). :spin


I love getting flowers, but it's depressing as hell for me to throw them out when they are all dead so I probably keep them a lot longer than I should. So last year I got a really pretty flowering plant (that's still alive...kinda :oops). All of that other stuff would be great, but I'd rather put the money towards a vacation or a new deck.

On that note, paying $75+ on having roses sent or an expensive dinner would probably just piss me off at the waste of $$. :fro


My bday is March 13, shouldnt that be an added bonus for the 14th? Maybe like Steak and BJ day with a added snorting rhino.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Yeah ... giving your man money to get a blow job elsewhere is a brilliant idea. :rolleyes

Besides, you guys already have a Steak & BJ Day ... it's March 14 (http://www.steakandbjday.com/). :spin


I love getting flowers, but it's depressing as hell for me to throw them out when they are all dead so I probably keep them a lot longer than I should. So last year I got a really pretty flowering plant (that's still alive...kinda :oops). All of that other stuff would be great, but I'd rather put the money towards a vacation or a new deck.

On that note, paying $75+ on having roses sent or an expensive dinner would probably just piss me off at the waste of $$. :fro

Don't forget about the holiday I created on April 14.

Pastry and Cunnilingus Day. Patent Pending.

[jman3000]

one of my friends is all happy because his girlfriend tod him that she doesnt want anything for valentines day.. just maybe some chocolates or something.

poor fool. does he not understand how women work?

[jman3000]

chocolates or something = jewelry, flowers, cure for pms, and chocolates or something.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

one of my friends is all happy because his girlfriend tod him that she doesnt want anything for valentines day.. just maybe some chocolates or something.

poor fool. does he not understand how women work?

One of my friend's girlfriends asked me how to make sure her BF understood she really didn't give a damn about today... :lol

[PakiDan]

I have never had a boyfriend during V-Day so I guess I don't know what I would really want. :( Wait, I take that back.. I was living with someone and he made me dinner. (he was a jerk so how easily I forget)

I'm with PakiDan on this one... just someone to give a gift to. Mom sometimes would send me some roses...aww..

Here's a valentine's flower for Sonia. http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/785/910002.JPG

[Sonia_TX]

Thanks Paki. It's beautiful and I know of a great steak place! ;)

[sa_butta]

surprised no woman has said dick in a box.

[sa_butta]

My wifes b-day is Saturday so I get to buy two gifts.

[SpursWoman]

My wifes b-day is Saturday so I get to buy two gifts.


I always feel sorry for my cousin around this time of year ... one of his daughter's birthdays is 2/1, his wife's bday is 2/7, and his other daughter's birthday is 2/14. He's gotta be one broke bastard this month. :lol

[Supreme_Being]

I want $$$. Who doesn't?

[SpursWoman]

surprised no woman has said dick in a box.



I thought that'd go without saying. :lol

[PakiDan]

Thanks Paki. It's beautiful and I know of a great steak place! ;)

Are you offering to take me out for a steak dinner? :)

[mrsmaalox]

I agree if you love someone why wait for one day to tell them. You should be telling them everyday and sending them flowers on a random day IMO would weigh more.

What a beautiful, mature sentiment

[Quote=ATRAIN]What about beer and a bj........[Quote]

Nevermind :rolleyes

[mrsmaalox]

Don't forget about the holiday I created on April 14.

Pastry and Cunnilingus Day. Patent Pending.

Shit how did I miss this one?? I must mark my calender. Immediately.

[sa_butta]

I always feel sorry for my cousin around this time of year ... one of his daughter's birthdays is 2/1, his wife's bday is 2/7, and his other daughter's birthday is 2/14. He's gotta be one broke bastard this month. :lol
Yeah I will be broke by Sunday.

[ATRAIN]

What a beautiful, mature sentiment


What about beer and a bj........

Nevermind :rolleyes


Hey I have to balance all the good with some bad.

[mrsmaalox]

Hey I have to balance all the good with some bad.

:lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Shit how did I miss this one?? I must mark my calender. Immediately.

There's quite an informative pair (so to speak) of threads if you search for them. :tu

[Cupid]

A DAY OFF!!!! :dizzy

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

A DAY OFF!!!! :dizzy

Get back to work!

[Shelly]

V-day is not a big deal to us.

I buy some candy for the kids and then eat it all while they're at school :nerd

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I wonder if Manny is going to propose to Jekka today.

[peewee's lovechild]

I tell you what I don't want . . . a venereal disease.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I tell you what I don't want . . . a venereal disease.

You mean again, right?

[peewee's lovechild]

You mean again, right?

The doctors treated that other one already.

It's gone, but I miss it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It's gone, but I miss it.


Then you should buy this. (http://www.thisnext.com/item/8D9760AD/DD5760E7/Giant-Microbes-Herpes-Plush)

[Sonia_TX]

Are you offering to take me out for a steak dinner? :)

Well, we can skip the dinner. :p:

[PakiDan]

Well, we can skip the dinner. :p:

I like you. :clap :spin

[mrsmaalox]

I like you. :clap :spin

Get a room you two!

[peewee's lovechild]

Then you should buy this. (http://www.thisnext.com/item/8D9760AD/DD5760E7/Giant-Microbes-Herpes-Plush)

:lol

Looks just like my old herp.

[peewee's lovechild]

PakiDan has genital worts.

All Pakipeople do.

[Sonia_TX]

Get a room you two!


:lol

And I forgot to say... Happy Valentine's Day everybody!!

[PakiDan]

:lol

And I forgot to say... Happy Valentine's Day everybody!!


Ohhh - Why do you tease!?

[ATRAIN]

Yeah ... giving your man money to get a blow job elsewhere is a brilliant idea.


Thanks , I knew it was a great idea.

[1369]

Had my V-Day a couple of years ago.

All I wanted was a frozen bag of peas and a nice slutty martini to wash my Vicodin down with.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Had my V-Day a couple of years ago.

All I wanted was a frozen bag of peas and a nice slutty martini to wash my Vicodin down with.

I don't know what's worse...

That I know what you're talking about or that I remember you talking about it in the first place.

[PakiDan]

PakiDan has genital worts.

All Pakipeople do.

Strangely, they match the ones on your lips.

[PakiDan]

Well, we can skip the dinner. :p:

Are you going to be my Valentine?

[peewee's lovechild]

Strangely, they match the ones on your lips.

That was Jessica Alba.

Don't take credit for that.

Pakibastard.

[PakiDan]

That was Jessica Alba.

Don't take credit for that.

Pakibastard.

STEP BACK! I CAN CRUSH YOU WITH MY MIND BULLETS!

[peewee's lovechild]

STEP BACK! I CAN CRUSH YOU WITH MY MIND BULLETS!

I'LL CHOKE YOU WITH YOUR FUCKING TURBIN!!!

[Sonia_TX]

Are you going to be my Valentine?


I don't go out with guys that have fights over the internets. :lol

But seriously, I am going out with my best-gay-friend. I won't get any love from him though... dangit.

[ATRAIN]

http://www.coolholidaygraphics.com/valentine/funnypictures/valfunny4.jpg

[RashoFan]

Don't forget about the holiday I created on April 14.

Pastry and Cunnilingus Day. Patent Pending.
I think you should move that date up to March 30:D
For valentine's day...to get laid...
anothe disappointing year... :madrun

[RashoFan]

STEP BACK! I CAN CRUSH YOU WITH MY MIND BULLETS!
That is Telekenisis Kyle!

[RashoFan]

I have the power to mover you, Paki

[mrsmaalox]

I think you should move that date up to March 30:D


You know I've been wondering why that holiday isn't getting the recognition it deserves. Maybe we should start a campaign or something. I have a niece who is a graphic designer at Hallmark; we could put her right on it!

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

At this point I'd just like to wish a happy Valentine's Day to my three sweethearts in SA!

Rashofan, Spurschick and angel_luv... :makeout ;)

[marini martini]

17 minutes left, to wish everyone on
ST, Happy Valentines Day :toast

[mikejones99]

A 6000 word sports blog by bill Simmons

[peewee's lovechild]

At this point I'd just like to wish a happy Valentine's Day to my three sweethearts in SA!

Rashofan, Spurschick and angel_luv... :makeout ;)

You'll have to fight me for them, you dirty Ozzie.

[PakiDan]

I have the power to mover you, Paki

Yes you do Rasho... right above the mucky muck.

[PakiDan]

You'll have to fight me for them, you dirty Ozzie.

Go cuddle your baby and accept defeat.

[peewee's lovechild]

Go cuddle your baby and accept defeat.

Never, you Pakibastard!!!

I will never surrender!!










That sounded lame.

[TDMVPDPOY]

someone to choke on my edick

[PakiDan]

Never, you Pakibastard!!!

I will never surrender!!










That sounded lame.


Hahahaha!! :lol :lol :lol My job here is done.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hahahaha!! :lol :lol :lol My job here is done.

I curse you, PakiDog.

Well, not really.
But, I'm in a good mood today.
So, cursing will have to do for today.

[PakiDan]

I curse you, PakiDog.

Well, not really.
But, I'm in a good mood today.
So, cursing will have to do for today.


OOHHH - ARRGGHH - AHHHHH - OK DUDE. THAT WAS SOME CURSE. NOW I WILL BLOW YOU UP. MAYBE.

[peewee's lovechild]

OOHHH - ARRGGHH - AHHHHH - OK DUDE. THAT WAS SOME CURSE. NOW I WILL BLOW YOU UP. MAYBE.

I don't feel like getting blown up today.
Blown?
Maybe.
But, not blown up.

[PakiDan]

Ok - I Will Not Blow You Up, Nor Will I Blow You, But I Will Definately Not Let You Get The Last Word.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ok - I Will Not Blow You Up, Nor Will I Blow You, But I Will Definately Not Let You Get The Last Word.

:lol :lol :lol

That was pretty cool.

Shit, I got the last word.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

You'll have to fight me for them, you dirty Ozzie.

That's Aussie to you, mate. ;)

And no I don't, we've already dated... :lol

[RashoFan]

At this point I'd just like to wish a happy Valentine's Day to my three sweethearts in SA!

Rashofan, Spurschick and angel_luv... :makeout ;)
You are soo sweet Matt! Thanks ;)

[RashoFan]

Yes you do Rasho... right above the mucky muck.
Paki, in regards to PeeWee...
Bring out your broadsword,
There's the hydra.
Slice his nuts!
And grab his scrote.

[iminlakerland]

got roses...got chocolates...and lakers tickets!!! greatness :) he did good he did good!

[peewee's lovechild]

Paki, in regards to PeeWee...
Bring out your broadsword,
There's the hydra.
Slice his nuts!
And grab his scrote.

:lol :lol

I don't know what's funnier, that my dick is a hydra or the way you told him to slice my numts and grab my "scrote".

[PakiDan]

Paki, in regards to PeeWee...
Bring out your broadsword,
There's the hydra.
Slice his nuts!
And grab his scrote.


:lol :lol Rasho - I can always count on you to break things down to the basics. Love you.

[RashoFan]

:lol :lol Rasho - I can always count on you to break things down to the basics. Love you.
When you connect with someone even for a moment, it bring happiness to my heart.
Which one of you is going to be my WonderBoy and which one is going to be young NastyMan? :devil

[PakiDan]

When you connect with someone even for a moment, it bring happiness to my heart.
Which one of you is going to be my WonderBoy and which one is going to be young NastyMan? :devil

I think you already know the answer to that one.

[ChumpDumper]

I got my girlfriend a vacuum cleaner.

[Fillmoe]

good.... bitch should be cleaning anyways