The new Indian Jones movie . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

Looks fan-fucking-tastic!!!!!!!!!!

Click to see the glory that is a 70 year old Indiana Jones:

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/indianajones.html;_ylt=AsY7qv8MSH6wl3g1GC6bw55fVXc A

[tlongII]

Awesome.

[mrsmaalox]

Oh he's still hot; I just hope he doesn't take off his shirt.

[Shastafarian]

I hope the dialogue is better than it seems from the trailer. Who wrote this one?

[Short Round]

This is vewwy big bullshit! I should be in this movie! No time for love!

Put me in your movie, Indy! Please Indy, I love you!

[peewee's lovechild]

Short Round kicks ass, but he's probably 50 yrs old by now.

Nobody needs an old Asian in their movie.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh he's still hot; I just hope he doesn't take off his shirt.

I hope he does.

[E20]

And I can't believe they say Rambo or Rocky is old?..............Hypocrisy?

[Shastafarian]

And I can't believe they say Rambo or Rocky is old?..............Hypocrisy?

Not when the same people say he is old.

[sa_butta]

Short Round kicks ass, but he's probably 50 yrs old by now.

Nobody needs an old Asian in their movie.He is 36 now.
http://www.geocities.jp/jonathan_ke_quan/main.jpg (http://www.geocities.jp/jonathan_ke_quan/face.htm)

[Supreme_Being]

Indiana Jones < National Treasures.

[leemajors]

hopefully most of the CGI was in the trailer. the whip scene was cool but looked bad.

[Shastafarian]

Indiana Jones < National Treasures.

The First Three Indiana Jones >>>>>>>>> National Treasure 1

Any movie not named Gigli, Epic Movie, or Date Movie >>>>> National Treasure 2

[Trainwreck2100]

Soviets won't be as good as Nazis, in terms of villains though

[Shastafarian]

Supposedly there's an alien element to this movie.

[Supreme_Being]

The First Three Indiana Jones <<<<<<<<< National Treasure 1

Any movie not named Gigli, Epic Movie, or Date Movie <<<<<< National Treasure 2


What he said.

[Shastafarian]

I love watching shitty movies

Really? That's a strange thing to say.

[peewee's lovechild]

Indiana Jones < National Treasures.

You're just retarded, and in love with Nick Cage.

[peewee's lovechild]

He is 36 now.
http://www.geocities.jp/jonathan_ke_quan/main.jpg (http://www.geocities.jp/jonathan_ke_quan/face.htm)

The little red X really shows his age.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if he looks like Jackie Chan.

[T Park]

And I can't believe they say Rambo or Rocky is old?..............Hypocrisy?

You see theres a difference.

The indiana jones movies actually had great plots and decent acting.

Rambo and Rocky?

Was mediocre plots, with the same outcome, with horrible acting.

Harrison Ford > Stallone

all day everyday.


BTW, this movie looks good, probobly not Last Crusade good, but good non the less.

[ATRAIN]

I like how it seems like age has even caught up to Indy and they are going with that. Could be really good like Rocky Balboa. I still need to see Rambo. I thought Rocky Balboa made up for the crappy Rocky 5.

[peewee's lovechild]

I like how it seems like age has even caught up to Indy and they are going with that. Could be really good like Rocky Balboa. I still need to see Rocky. I thought Rocky Balboa made up for the crappy Rocky 5.

Have you seen Rocky Balboa, or did you just contradict yourself?

[ATRAIN]

Have you seen Rocky Balboa, or did you just contradict yourself?


I meant I need to see Rambo, I fixed it.

[Supreme_Being]

Movies? What movies?

You don't know what a movie is?

[phyzik]

I like how it seems like age has even caught up to Indy and they are going with that. Could be really good like Rocky Balboa. I still need to see Rambo. I thought Rocky Balboa made up for the crappy Rocky 5.

When you go see Rambo, dont go expecting to be drawn into a deep plot. Expect to see insane-over-the-top-rip-motherfuckers-to-shreds-with-big-fucking-guns action and you will enjoy yourself.

I totally digged the new Rambo movie, made me want to go buy that .50 cal sniper rifle thats always at the gun show.

[Supreme_Being]

Supposedly there's a gay element to this movie.

You must like it, then.

[Shastafarian]

:lol

[E20]

You see theres a difference.

The indiana jones movies actually had great plots and decent acting.

Rambo and Rocky?

Was mediocre plots, with the same outcome, with horrible acting.

Harrison Ford > Stallone

all day everyday.


BTW, this movie looks good, probobly not Last Crusade good, but good non the less.

If you are watching Rocky movies besides the 1st one for acting and plot, then you are wasting your time, samething with Rambo. There are other reasons to watch movies besides for acting and storyline.

Also it is completely abusrd for a 90 year old Indy to go around jumping off caves and volcanoes, moreso than a 50 year old boxer coming back, because at least that has happend in reality. That alone fucks the plot.

Rambo > Indiana Jones
Rocky > Indiana Jones

[peewee's lovechild]

If you are watching Rocky movies besides the 1st one for acting and plot, then you are wasting your time, samething with Rambo. There are other reasons to watch movies besides for acting and storyline.

Also it is completely abusrd for a 90 year old Indy to go around jumping off caves and volcanoes, moreso than a 50 year old boxer coming back, because at least that has happend in reality. That alone fucks the plot.

Rambo > Indiana Jones
Rocky > Indiana Jones

Why don't you just get fucked up the ass by Rambo and Rocky if you love them so much?

[E20]

Why don't you just get fucked up the ass by Darth Vader/The Shit Wars cast if you love them so much?

[E20]

Darth Vader is the pussiest/pansiest villian of all time. Rambo would just have to fart on him and he will die.

[peewee's lovechild]

Darth Vader is the pussiest/pansiest villian of all time. Rambo would just have to fart on him and he will die.

Dude, that's just some stupid bullshit.

Rambo would be dead before he could even think.

That's just retarded.

[T Park]

wouldnt darth do that choking thing on him like with his hand before rambo would even move?

[johnsmith]

Dude, that's just some stupid bullshit.

Rambo would be dead before he could even think.

That's just retarded.


I don't know dude, DV was pretty gay in all the new ones. Even when he turned into Vader and did that scream thing, he was still pretty gay.

Plus Rambo has better guns then those gay ass laser beam things that DV can block with his palm.

[johnsmith]

wouldnt darth do that choking thing on him like with his hand before rambo would even move?

I think Rambo would still get off some good shots though..............or a missle tipped arrow.

[peewee's lovechild]

wouldnt darth do that choking thing on him like with his hand before rambo would even move?

Exactly.

[T Park]

but how could rambo get the shots off if darth is telepathicly choking him?

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't know dude, DV was pretty gay in all the new ones. Even when he turned into Vader and did that scream thing, he was still pretty gay.

Plus Rambo has better guns then those gay ass laser beam things that DV can block with his palm.

Gay?

You're retarded.

Chopping off Count Duku's head.
Chopping off Mace Windu's hand.
Killing an entire tribe of Tusken Raiders (women and children included).
Killing all of the padawans in the Jedi Temple (children as young as 5 yrs old).
Almost choking Padme to death, knowing she was with child.

Yea, I'm sure all gays do this.

You're a retard.

Rambo wouldn't survive 5 seconds.

[peewee's lovechild]

but how could rambo get the shots off if darth is telepathicly choking him?

He'd be dead by the time he reaches for his first arrow.

[johnsmith]

Gay?

You're retarded.

Chopping off Count Duku's head.
Chopping off Mace Windu's hand.
Killing an entire tribe of Tusken Raiders (women and children included).
Killing all of the padawans in the Jedi Temple (children as young as 5 yrs old).
Almost choking Padme to death, knowing she was with child.

Yea, I'm sure all gays do this.

You're a retard.

Rambo wouldn't survive 5 seconds.


:lol

Don't get me wrong here, I agree that Vader would win, but let's be honest, he was sort of an emotional pussy.

[peewee's lovechild]

:lol

Don't get me wrong here, I agree that Vader would win, but let's be honest, he was sort of an emotional pussy.

An emotional pussy that will kill anything that crosses his path.

[leemajors]

An emotional pussy that will kill anything that crosses his path.
except his girlfriend or his son. PUSSY.

[Spuradicator]

Gay?

You're retarded.

Chopping off Count Duku's head.
Chopping off Mace Windu's hand.
Killing an entire tribe of Tusken Raiders (women and children included).
Killing all of the padawans in the Jedi Temple (children as young as 5 yrs old).
Almost choking Padme to death, knowing she was with child.

Yea, I'm sure all gays do this.

You're a retard.

Rambo wouldn't survive 5 seconds.


Sorry, but when I think of Vader now, I think of Hayden Christianson and Jake Lloyd. Which is a damn shame. Lucus kind of fucked him up for me with the Trilogy I-III.

[samikeyp]

The First Three Indiana Jones >>>>>>>>> National Treasure 1

I agree to a point....I wasn't a huge fan of Temple of Doom so I would put National Treasure ahead of that one...but only that one. Raiders and Last Crusade were legendary.

[peewee's lovechild]

except his girlfriend or his son. PUSSY.

For all he knew, he did.

Keep up with the story, Junior.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sorry, but when I think of Vader now, I think of Hayden Christianson and Jake Lloyd. Which is a damn shame. Lucus kind of fucked him up for me with the Trilogy I-III.

How does any of that change the fact that Vader was a murdering bastard?

[Spuradicator]

How does any of that change the fact that Vader was a murdering bastard?

Cause its make-believe. And Hayden Christiansen is a bitch.

[peewee's lovechild]

Cause its make-believe. And Hayden Christiansen is a bitch.

And Rambo/Rocky is real life?

You're an interesting character.

[peewee's lovechild]

Besides, Hayden Christiansen might be a bitch, but he gets more pussy than you and I ever will.

Well, maybe you.

[midgetonadonkey]

Just because someone is a murdering bastard doesn't make them less gay. Jeffrey Dahmer was a murdering bastard but he was also very gay.

With that, I do agree that Darth Vader would kill Rambo without a doubt and he is a great villan, but Hayden Christensen was a queer and his little teenage angsty temper tantrums did mess up Vader a little bit in my head. Just a little.

[Spuradicator]

And Rambo/Rocky is real life?

You're an interesting character.

Im saying people vary in their opinion who is a a badass. I fucking love alot of these badass characters mentioned, including Vader. Im saying Hayden playing Anakin fucked him up for me. Maybe you have a thing for Hayden, but hey thats your deal.

Fag.

[peewee's lovechild]

Im saying people vary in their opinion who is a a badass. I fucking love alot of these badass characters mentioned, including Vader. Im saying Hayden playing Anakin fucked him up for me. Maybe you have a thing for Hayden, but hey thats your deal.

Fag.

Letting Hayden "fuck it up" for you is gay as shit.

Fag.

[Spuradicator]

Letting Hayden "fuck it up" for you is gay as shit.

Fag.


Yeah, you have a thing for him don't you...

[peewee's lovechild]

Just because someone is a murdering bastard doesn't make them less gay. Jeffrey Dahmer was a murdering bastard but he was also very gay.

With that, I do agree that Darth Vader would kill Rambo without a doubt and he is a great villan, but Hayden Christensen was a queer and his little teenage angsty temper tantrums did mess up Vader a little bit in my head. Just a little.

Dahmer was gay?

Is he the guy that would woo his boy toys to his place and then chop them up?

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah, you have a thing for him don't you...

I'm secure enough in my own masculinity to say he's a good looking guy.

If I were a closet gay man, I wouldn't have said that.
I'd be bitching about how he made a bad Vader.

You want his red light saber up your ass, don't you?

[Spuradicator]

I'm secure enough in my own masculinity to say he's a good looking guy.

If I were a closet gay man, I wouldn't have said that.
I'd be bitching about how he made a bad Vader.

You want his red light saber up your ass, don't you?

Nah, I don't roll your way. Besides, I don't want to be the subject of what you jerk off to. Men and lightsabers and ass. Sorry man.

[E20]

You guys are fucking idiots. Rambo would stand 50 feet away and just shoot the fuck out of Vader. You guys say Rambo is an emotional pussy, but Vader is the one wetting his pants over some bitch. Vader can only do his pussy mind trick in close range. Rambo specializes in GUERILLA warfare, he will not go up to Vader and fight him hand to hand combat he will terrorize the fuck out of the Death Star.

Rambo >>>> Vader

Rambo is more badass
Rambo is more qualified
Rambo has personally killed more people
Rambo has taken on three armies
Rambo can use his enviorment to his advantage
Rambo can kill undetected and from long rage.

Vade OTOH all he can do is wield a light saber and do mind tricks, but all that shit is useless when you can't even find your opponent.

Rambo >>> Vader.

[peewee's lovechild]

Nah, I don't roll your way. Besides, I don't want to be the subject of what you jerk off to. Men and lightsabers and ass. Sorry man.

Denial isn't a river in Egypt.

[peewee's lovechild]

You guys are fucking idiots. Rambo would stand 50 feet away and just shoot the fuck out of Vader. You guys say Rambo is an emotional pussy, but Vader is the one wetting his pants over some bitch. Vader can only do his pussy mind trick in close range. Rambo specializes in GUERILLA warfare, he will not go up to Vader and fight him hand to hand combat he will terrorize the fuck out of the Death Star.

Rambo >>>> Vader

Rambo is more badass
Rambo is more qualified
Rambo has personally killed more people
Rambo has taken on three armies
Rambo can use his enviorment to his advantage
Rambo can kill undetected and from long rage.

Vade OTOH all he can do is wield a light saber and do mind tricks, but all that shit is useless when you can't even find your opponent.

Rambo >>> Vader.

Rambo never banged a girl.
So, he's probably a closet faggot.

And, since you probably have never seen The Empire Stirkes back, I feel I have to hit you with some knowledge.

Vader blocked three blaster shots from Han Solo. Blaster shots, mother fucker!!!

Rambo has not killed more people than Vader. That's just a retarded statement. The fucker killed more people in Revenge of the Sith than Rambo can ever masturbate to. The fucker killed off the Jedi order, for fuck's sake.

Guerilla warfare? Killing undetected from long range??
What kind of pussy shit is that??

You're making my arguement for me.

That faggot fuck has to run and hide!!!
What's so manly about that??

Yea, don't face your enemy.
That's manly.

Face it, Rambo ain't got nothing on Vader.

End of story.

[CuckingFunt]

Dahmer was gay?

Is he the guy that would woo his boy toys to his place and then chop them up?Yes.

But not until after he drilled holes in their skull in an attempt to turn them into "zombie" sex slaves.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yes.

But not until after he drilled holes in their skull in an attempt to turn them into "zombie" sex slaves.

Gay zombies.

Now that's a comedy waiting to happen.
I wonder if Simon Peg would make such a movie.

[T Park]

But not until after he drilled holes in their skull in an attempt to turn them into "zombie" sex slaves.


Wow I never heard that before.

All i remember is he had some dude's johnson in a baggie in the freezer.

[CuckingFunt]

Wow I never heard that before.

All i remember is he had some dude's johnson in a baggie in the freezer.I think they found three severed heads and three severed penises. They found full bodies, too, I believe.

[peewee's lovechild]

Wow I never heard that before.

All i remember is he had some dude's johnson in a baggie in the freezer.

It's funny how you remember that part with great detail.

[midgetonadonkey]

Rambo never banged a girl.
So, he's probably a closet faggot.

And, since you probably have never seen The Empire Stirkes back, I feel I have to hit you with some knowledge.

Vader blocked three blaster shots from Han Solo. Blaster shots, mother fucker!!!

Rambo has not killed more people than Vader. That's just a retarded statement. The fucker killed more people in Revenge of the Sith than Rambo can ever masturbate to. The fucker killed off the Jedi order, for fuck's sake.

Guerilla warfare? Killing undetected from long range??
What kind of pussy shit is that??

You're making my arguement for me.

That faggot fuck has to run and hide!!!
What's so manly about that??

Yea, don't face your enemy.
That's manly.

Face it, Rambo ain't got nothing on Vader.

End of story.

You also forgot to mention he killed everyone on the planet of Alderon. That's a least a million people. At the very least a million.

[peewee's lovechild]

You also forgot to mention he killed everyone on the planet of Alderon. That's a least a million people. At the very least a million.

Fuck, that's true.

[leemajors]

You also forgot to mention he killed everyone on the planet of Alderon. That's a least a million people. At the very least a million.
wasn't that Tarkin's call?

[T Park]

It's funny how you remember that part with great detail.

Its funny youd watch a movie with gay zombies.

[peewee's lovechild]

Its funny youd watch a movie with gay zombies.

Fuck yea.
That would be some fucking funny shit.

Watching gay zombies chasing fat Carnies all over the place??
Fuck, that's just comedic gold.

[peewee's lovechild]

wasn't that Tarkin's call?

They teamed up on that one.
So, he get's half that credit on that one.

[T Park]

Fuck yea.
That would be some fucking funny shit.

Watching gay zombies chasing fat Carnies all over the place??
Fuck, that's just comedic gold.


Your in it?

[peewee's lovechild]

Your in it?

Yea, I'll be the guy with a shotgun killing the zombies and arriving just a minute late to save your Carnie ass from getting raped by gay zombies.

[leemajors]

They teamed up on that one.
So, he get's half that credit on that one.
Nope, Tarkin was the boss. Your boss always takes credit.

[midgetonadonkey]

Nope, Tarkin was the boss. Your boss always takes credit.

Actually that is true. That brings Vader's murder count down a few million.

[peewee's lovechild]

Nope, Tarkin was the boss. Your boss always takes credit.

Technically, the Death Star killed Alderaan.

But, Vader was an integeral part in the building of the Death Star I and Death Star II.

So, he get's some of the credit.

[ATRAIN]

uberdork thread

[ATRAIN]

ash>>>>vader

[T Park]

Yea, I'll be the guy with a shotgun killing the zombies and arriving just a minute late to save your Carnie ass from getting raped by gay zombies.


Perfect example of your not as funny as you think you are.

[peewee's lovechild]

Perfect example of your not as funny as you think you are.

A perfect example of how much of a dumbass you are that you can't even think of a decent come back.

[peewee's lovechild]

But, god bless your heart for trying.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'll print out an "I Try Hard" certificate for you.

[T Park]

Keep it.

I don't find this witless banter that entertaining.

[peewee's lovechild]

Keep it.

I don't find this witless banter that entertaining.

Yet you keep coming back, that's quite "ascinine".

You must have a high IQ.

[E20]

Rambo never banged a girl.
So, he's probably a closet faggot.
Nice...........:rolleyes

And, since you probably have never seen The Empire Stirkes back, I feel I have to hit you with some knowledge.

Vader blocked three blaster shots from Han Solo. Blaster shots, mother fucker!!!
Yeah let's see Vader blocking over 1000 9mm bullets flying at you at 500 m/s.

Rambo has not killed more people than Vader. That's just a retarded statement. The fucker killed more people in Revenge of the Sith than Rambo can ever masturbate to. The fucker killed off the Jedi order, for fuck's sake.

Guerilla warfare? Killing undetected from long range??
What kind of pussy shit is that??

You're making my arguement for me.

That faggot fuck has to run and hide!!!
What's so manly about that??

Yea, don't face your enemy.
That's manly.

Face it, Rambo ain't got nothing on Vader.

End of story.
Ugh Vader killed some fucking toddlers.............WOW WTF? Killing a bunch of 5 year olds makes Vader look like some pussy bitch ass cunt. Other than that he has people to do his bidding and killin. Rambo has personally hand killed all of his enemies. The real pussy is Vader killing old people, women and children, can't fight real people, so he picks on handicapps, this further cushions the fact that Vader is an emotionally unstable bully who fucking picks on people to relieve him of his misfortunes. While Rambo is fucking BAD ASS!!!!!!!!

My responses in bold.

[johnsmith]

Ugh Vader killed some fucking toddlers.............WOW WTF? Killing a bunch of 5 year olds makes Vader look like some pussy bitch ass cunt. Other than that he has people to do his bidding and killin. Rambo has personally hand killed all of his enemies. The real pussy is Vader killing old people, women and children, can't fight real people, so he picks on handicapps, this further cushions the fact that Vader is an emotionally unstable bully who fucking picks on people to relieve him of his misfortunes. While Rambo is fucking BAD ASS!!!!!!!!

That was some funny shit.

[peewee's lovechild]

My responses in bold.

Have you ever seen any of the Star Wars movies?
This fucker kills people and he doesn't even care who and what they are.

How many times do we have to tell you that his kill list is in the millions??
Rambo doesn't come close to it.

And, blocking bullets is easier than blocking plasma lasers.

So, you're a retard.

[johnsmith]

Have you ever seen any of the Star Wars movies?
This fucker kills people and he doesn't even care who and what they are.

How many times do we have to tell you that his kill list is in the millions??
Rambo doesn't come close to it.

And, blocking bullets is easier than blocking plasma lasers.

So, you're a retard.


Also some funny shit.

[whottt]

I'm gonna have to go Rambo on this one...Vader is really just a glorified lackey...Rambo would rip that breath mask off and shove it up Vader's ass.


All that said...Indiana Jones will kill Rocky, Rambo and Darth Vader...at the same time....with a bullwhip.

[leemajors]

it's also interesting that both vader and shiner were better before the prequels came out. Both went downhill after 98 or so

[thispego]

Disregard all previous posts. This thread was HIJACKED.


So I was generally excited about this movie to begin with but then I found out the title and I was like "Crystal skull? What the fuck?"

I thought it was going to be some lame fabricated legend that was going to take a large stretch of the imagination to buy in to, but apparently Crystal Skulls have been around a while and the Legend pretty intriguing.

http://www.world-mysteries.com/sar_6_1.htm

Definitely back to original level of excitement about this movie :tu

[leemajors]

it doesn't look that great, but i'm seeing it at the Ritz Saturday and they have single malts :tu

[balli]

I thought it was going to be some lame fabricated legend that was going to take a large stretch of the imagination to buy in to, but apparently Crystal Skulls have been around a while and the Legend pretty intriguing.

http://www.world-mysteries.com/sar_6_1.htm



Sci-Fi channel opportunistically just ran a documentary about them that can be watched online. I haven't seen it and it probably has less information than the site you linked to, but hey, maybe it's worth watching. http://www.scifi.com/crystalskulls/

[thispego]

it doesn't look that great, but i'm seeing it at the Ritz Saturday and they have single malts :tu

Nice. this is definitely a drafthouse movie

[stretch]

Darth Vader is the pussiest/pansiest villian of all time. Rambo would just have to fart on him and he will die.

:lmao

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

It's getting a fair amount of lukewarm to bad early reviews. Might be an Episode 1 deal all over again. That'd be a shame.

[stretch]

whats even funnier is these two men arguing over who is a more badass imaginary person... a nerd that uses lasers and some force to choke people and throw blocks, or some guy that somehow shoots his machine guns with perfect accuracy despite waving them around wildly like a mad man without even attempting to aim.

[leemajors]

It's getting a fair amount of lukewarm to bad early reviews. Might be an Episode 1 deal all over again. That'd be a shame.

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/05/george_lucas_threatens_us_with.php


I haven't even told Steven [Spielberg] or Harrison this, but I have an idea to make Shia [LaBeouf] the lead character next time and have Harrison come back like Sean Connery did in the last movie. I can see it working out.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/05/george_lucas_threatens_us_with.php

Fan-fucking-tastic. I'm just thankful he didn't go back and digitally add in dewback lizards in the desert scenes in Raiders.

[leemajors]

Fan-fucking-tastic. I'm just thankful he didn't go back and digitally add in dewback lizards in the desert scenes in Raiders.

:lmao

[BacktoBasics]

The myth of the crystal skulls has widely been proven a hoax or fairy like tale. They're man made but that doesn't mean it wouldn't translate into a good Jones story. Anyhow I hope the movie can hold some weight but from what I've seen it does seem to have a childish Episode 1 type of appeal to it. Which I think would suck some serious balls if that ends up being the case. Hoping for the best here.

[dickface]

It's getting a fair amount of lukewarm to bad early reviews. Might be an Episode 1 deal all over again. That'd be a shame.

I've read mostly "it's not great, but it's pretty good" reviews.

[dickface]

But I wouldn't be the least bit interested in the Transformers dork being the new Indy in future films. That has failure pile written all over it.

[CuckingFunt]

This thread went away for a while, has now been bumped, and "Indian Jones" still bugs me.

[thispego]

The myth of the crystal skulls has widely been proven a hoax or fairy like tale.

link it bitch

[thispego]

This thread went away for a while, has now been bumped, and "Indian Jones" still bugs me.

lol, didnt even notice

[dickface]

I read on Wikipedia that Harrison Ford has a rear nudity scene in this.

[dickface]

and for the record, Darth Vader went from the most badass villain of all time to a whiny emo bitch. That's how bad Episodes 1-3 fucked him up. I now think Darth Fucking Vader is a little bitch.

[smeagol]

:lmao @ and numskull peewee defending Vader.

What a fucking moron.

[RandomGuy]

link it bitch

NPR did a story on it recently (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=90483164)


All Things Considered, May 19, 2008 · A swashbuckling archaeologist returns to the big screen next week, in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. As the title suggests, the precious artifact this time around is a crystal skull. In reality, crystal skulls are immersed in intrigue — and not just the kind Hollywood would have you believe.

Some of the skulls are in museums; others are held by private collectors. The largest known specimen can be found at the Smithsonian Institution's National Museum of Natural History in Washington, D.C. But you won't see it on display. You have to wend your way down a long hallway lined with ceiling-high cabinets filled with human bones. In a back office, inside a locked filing cabinet, the skull is in the care of anthropologist Jane Walsh.

"This is actually called milky quartz," Walsh explains as she gingerly lifts the carved quartz skull out of a drawer. It's the size of a bowling ball, smooth as ice, with hollow eye sockets. "It weighs 31 pounds," she says. "I know because I carried it to London."

This skull was mailed to the Smithsonian in 1992. The anonymous donor said it was a genuine artifact of the Aztec empire, which collapsed in the 1500s.

Walsh wondered if her skull was the real McCoy.

She did some reading and discovered that there are dozens of crystal skulls around the world. Most are quite small, the size of golf balls. They started to appear in the antiquities trade in the 1860s. Several were sold from Mexico by a French collector named Eugene Boban.

Revealing Origins

But Walsh's studies didn't shed light on the big question: Could the Aztecs have carved these pieces? Walsh studied the kinds of tools the Aztecs used to carve stone, such as the pump drill, a wood-and-rope contraption that spins a wooden rod with a stone tip. Such tools left distinctive marks, different from those left by modern tools such as fast-spinning rotary wheels.

Walsh needed someone to help analyze the skull, so she took it to Margaret Sax at the British Museum in London. Sax is an expert on markings from carving and polishing. She examined the tool marks under a powerful scanning electron microscope, just as she had done with another big crystal skull her museum had owned for over a century. It, too, was supposed to be ancient Mexican.

But just like the British specimen, Walsh's artifact wasn't authentic.

"The tool marks on both the Smithsonian skull and the British Museum skull were clearly produced by wheel cutting," she says, "and so we are able to say they are of post-Columbian date." The marks' shape, depth and surface texture indicated the skulls had been made by rotary tools, and no one in Central or South America was known to have those until Europeans arrived.

Now Walsh and Sax are looking at the type of quartz from which the skulls are made. Small imperfections could help identify where it came from. They say neither of the two skulls is likely from Mexico, home of the Aztecs.

An Invented Artifact

One thing the scientists have figured out is that the British Museum's skull came from Boban, that mysterious French collector. In the late 1800s, he first described it as a piece of artwork. Then he began calling it an Aztec artifact, in an attempt, Sax says, to make it "more appealing in order to sell it."

So, what are these things? Walsh says they're not exactly "fakes" because they aren't copies of anything.

"I don't think there are any real ones," she explains. "They're really a kind of invented artifact. ... Some person or some workshop was cranking them out and selling them to a European or North American audience, which is where they all wind up."

Eventually, they wind up locked away in the bowels of a museum.

Walsh returns the skull to its place in the drawer. "We should have him face out," she says, and then laughs. "People keep telling me not to look it in the eye."

Loves me my NPR.

[BacktoBasics]

Thanks RandomGuy I didn't feel going back and digging for info.

pego:

hahahahaha in your face.

[MsMcGillyCutty]

I read on Wikipedia that Harrison Ford has a rear nudity scene in this.

Now that is one sexy man.

[thispego]

Thanks RandomGuy I didn't feel going back and digging for info.

pego:

hahahahaha in your face.

oh damn thats rock-solid proof if i've ever seen it! :rolleyes

[BacktoBasics]

oh damn thats rock-solid proof if i've ever seen it! :rolleyes
You get what you ask for greedy american.

If you wanted full on deep researched proof you should know this isn't the place for that.

[peewee's lovechild]

This thread went away for a while, has now been bumped, and "Indian Jones" still bugs me.

:lol:lol

I was drunk when I created the thread.

[peewee's lovechild]

www.aintitcool.com

Check out the reviews there.
They're actually pretty good.

I think if you're an Indy fan, you'll love the movie.

If you're not, it will probably be just "okay".

I'm a fan and I can't wait for it to come out.

[JoeChalupa]

www.aintitcool.com

Check out the reviews there.
They're actually pretty good.

I think if you're an Indy fan, you'll love the movie.

If you're not, it will probably be just "okay".

I'm a fan and I can't wait for it to come out.

:tu I love the Indiana Jones movies and the only review that matters is mine. I may actually break down and go watch this on the big screen....as soon as I get my stimulus check.

[Avitus1]

I can't wait to see it this weekend. Unless I can manage to get to an earlier showing. They are opening a new theater in this area and thats the big movie they are pushing for the GO.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Two words:
Shia LeBouf



lol
i remember that All Things Considered show. Crystal Skulls are fucking gay anyways.

[mookie2001]

dr jones kicked shortrounds ass to the curb a long time ago, the ultimate scoff they were best friends dah

[Avitus1]

I'd be seeing it tonight if not for the game... GO SPURS!

[Short Round]

dr jones kicked shortrounds ass to the curb a long time ago, the ultimate scoff they were best friends dah

Tell me about it!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

kali ma!

[smeagol]

kali ma!

They stole the Sankara Stone!

[RandomGuy]

oh damn thats rock-solid proof if i've ever seen it! :rolleyes

Perhaps you would care to counter with results from your own tunneling electron microscope?

It is quite good enough for me.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/34277.html

[thispego]

Perhaps you would care to counter with results from your own tunneling electron microscope?

It is quite good enough for me.

:sleep

i've read documents stating the exact opposite of what your document says. An article is not proof one way or the other. b2b says it is widely regarded as fake.

[whottt]

Saw it...it didn't suck but I wouldn't exactly call it a great movie. Out of the four movies, I rank it fourth. That doesn't mean it sucks...it just means it's not as good as the others. None of them are as good as the first one.

Don't believe the critics hyping it and you should be ok...it's not near as good as they make it out to be.


I definitely think Iron Man was better as well.

[G-Nob]

Saw this movie tonight.

****Semi-Spoiler Alert****

Man, it was not as good as I thought it'd be. The first 15-20 mins are good. Then the movie goes downhill in a big way. I don't know that new kid but his ass is annoying as hell. Its like the whole time you're thinking the only reason they made this movie is to start a new franchise around him. And let me tell you. THis movie has aliens in it. Aliens? Are you fucking kidding me?!? This is one example how they should've just ended it with the last crusade. I don't know why hollywood continues to ruin great franchises. I cannot believe George Lucas, Steven Spielberg got this storyline out there and everyone thought it'd be a good idea. I feel so bad for Harrison Ford. He deserved a better follow-up than this. Cate Blanchett had a very wasted performance. She was great. The fact that this film didn't have a more creative story is a real disappointment. I know this won't stop people from seeing it. Just make sure you remember what I'm telling you before you do. ---rating: two stars out of five

[j-6]

Out of the four movies, I rank it fourth.

Easily. I spent most of the movie wondering if they were trying to spoof the first three movies or not.

For what it's worth, Indy 4 ranks behind Rocky 6 and Rambo 4 in past ripe sequels.

[Trainwreck2100]

Saw it...it didn't suck but I wouldn't exactly call it a great movie. Out of the four movies, I rank it fourth. That doesn't mean it sucks...it just means it's not as good as the others. None of them are as good as the first one.

Don't believe the critics hyping it and you should be ok...it's not near as good as they make it out to be.


I definitely think Iron Man was better as well.

I put it above temple of doom. As for this film itself, i just wonder how bad Lucas' first script was.

[angel_luv]

I saw the movie tonight. I really liked it. :)

[pooh]

I just finished watching it online...I think it was pretty good. Personally I think they waited too long to get a decent script though. But I think it's better than Temple of Doom though.

[peewee's lovechild]

i think the exact opposite

i think if you "know of" indiana jones, then you'll think this movie is good
i think if you love indiana jones, then it will be a big disappointment



WHAT THE FUCK? NO SEAN CONNERY??? NO NAZIS????????????

it's like temple of doom without short round


Dude, the movie takes place after WWII, during the onset of the Cold War.

Jones' dad (Connery) is dead. Nazis are no longer a threat, commies are.

Short Round is probably in Thailand selling his asshole to closet gay clients for $2 an ass fuck.

What the hell else do you want?

[peewee's lovechild]

I put it above temple of doom. As for this film itself, i just wonder how bad Lucas' first script was.

Lucas didn't write the script.

[leemajors]

Lucas didn't write the script.

just imagine how bad it would have been if he had.

[monosylab1k]

Saw it last night....it was a bit disappointing. The beginning was kind of stupid, the ending was really stupid. But Harrison Ford is great as usual, and a lot of the action is classic Indy action. I actually didn't think the plot was that bad at all, I was really into it up until they went WAY WAY WAY over the top with the ending.

Shia LeBoof or whatever the hell his name is nearly ruins the movie. That guy is such a fucking douchenozzle. I think everyone will unanimously agree that the "Tarzan" scene is easily the worst in the entire movie.

And......aliens? Really? Nineteen years to come up with a story and...........aliens?

And shooting the movie in digital format with excessive CGI kills some of the "real" feel of the previous Indy flicks, and makes this movie seem to have a lot more in common with the Star Wars prequels.

This movie has A+ Indiana Jones moments, but the ending, the faggot from Transformers, and the George Lucas Film School technique called "bludgeon the audience to death with special effects" really hurts it. Overall a B-

[peewee's lovechild]

Saw it last night....it was a bit disappointing. The beginning was kind of stupid, the ending was really stupid. But Harrison Ford is great as usual, and a lot of the action is classic Indy action. I actually didn't think the plot was that bad at all, I was really into it up until they went WAY WAY WAY over the top with the ending.

Shia LeBoof or whatever the hell his name is nearly ruins the movie. That guy is such a fucking douchenozzle. I think everyone will unanimously agree that the "Tarzan" scene is easily the worst in the entire movie.

And......aliens? Really? Nineteen years to come up with a story and...........aliens?

And shooting the movie in digital format with excessive CGI kills some of the "real" feel of the previous Indy flicks, and makes this movie seem to have a lot more in common with the Star Wars prequels.

This movie has A+ Indiana Jones moments, but the ending, the faggot from Transformers, and the George Lucas Film School technique called "bludgeon the audience to death with excessive CGI" really hurts it. Overall a B-

Fuck, a B- isn't bad at all.

[monosylab1k]

what is with all the temple of doom hate? It's not as good as Raiders or Last Crusade but I thought Temple Of Doom was pretty damn good.

This movie isn't near as good as any of the first 3 Indy films, but it's infinitely better than any of those shit ass Star Wars prequels.

[monosylab1k]

Fuck, a B- isn't bad at all.

It's disappointing because of high expectations over how great the first 3 movies were, but overall it's still a fun movie. And Harrison Ford is awesome.

[peewee's lovechild]

I have to wait until next weekend to see it.

I promised my nephew I'd take him to see it, but I'm leaving out of town this weekend.

I really want to see this movie right now.

[01.20.09]

I watched it and truly enjoyed it. Forget what anybody else says. It was a fun enjoyable movie. I would recommend it to everyone.

[monosylab1k]

I watched it and truly enjoyed it. Forget what anybody else says. It was a fun enjoyable movie. I would recommend it to everyone.

It's definitely a very fun movie. If people don't have the high standards of the first 3, and realize that it's partly meant to be an homage to 50's B-movies, they'll enjoy it a lot more.

[JoeChalupa]

I think too many people hype themselves up and if you do that it is, IMO, hard NOT to come out disapointed. Maybe that is why I like watching movies after all the hoople is over so I don't psyche myself out. I watch movies more for the entertainment value than critique about all the inaccuracies of the plot, scenes..blah, blah, blah.
And another reason I won't pay that much to see a movie these days. If I'm gonna be disapointed I'd rather do it cheaply and in the comfort of my own home.

[stretch]

Aside from some corny parts (nuke bomb, monkey swinging, excessively long sword fight across two cars, and the UFO) i like it. Harrison Ford is awesome, and still has that cocky attitude, and the movie still retains a lot of the same types of humor that the previous movies had. i thought shia lebouf did a good job doing his acting role, but whoever wrote the script used and focused on him a little too much, and not enough on making the entire story better (in other words, finding something other than aliens to base it on). what i loved about the old ones is how much things were based on history, and while there was always sort of a fantasy side to the movies, the alien part was a little too much. but i still liked it. i cannot say enough about how well harrison ford played his part. he was the same kick-ass Indiana Jones, just a bit older.

[peewee's lovechild]

I can sort of understand you guys having some misgivings about the aliens and what not, but I just don't get it.

How much more different is it from the spirits coming out of the ark and melting people in Raiders of The Lost Ark??

It can't be that much more far fetched than that.

And, everyone bashing Shia Lebouf seems to be based on his overexposure from Transformers and not from his acting abilities.

I guess I'll find out when I go see it.

[stretch]

I can sort of understand you guys having some misgivings about the aliens and what not, but I just don't get it.

How much more different is it from the spirits coming out of the ark and melting people in Raiders of The Lost Ark??

It can't be that much more far fetched than that.

And, everyone bashing Shia Lebouf seems to be based on his overexposure from Transformers and not from his acting abilities.

I guess I'll find out when I go see it.

Oh i agree completely about the "fantasy" type elements, which was why i didnt knock on it too much at first. and actually, now after looking at the article that thispego posted, and doing some more research, i liked the movie a lot more. i didnt know that such skulls really exist, and that there are beliefs and myths that really exist revolving around the skulls and aliens and such.

the movie just shot up quite a bit in my book. if they had just gotten rid of the "tarzan" scene, i think the movie would be a classic to me. the only thing is that a lot of people (like myself) don't know anything about crystal skulls and think they are completely made up, thus causing them to dislike the story.

and i think shia lebeouf is a good actor. he just was overused some in this movie, especially in action scenes. but i have always liked the guy.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh i agree completely about the "fantasy" type elements, which was why i didnt knock on it too much at first. and actually, now after looking at the article that thispego posted, and doing some more research, i liked the movie a lot more. i didnt know that such skulls really exist, and that there are beliefs and myths that really exist revolving around the skulls and aliens and such.

the movie just shot up quite a bit in my book. if they had just gotten rid of the "tarzan" scene, i think the movie would be a classic to me. the only thing is that a lot of people (like myself) don't know anything about crystal skulls and think they are completely made up, thus causing them to dislike the story.

and i think shia lebeouf is a good actor. he just was overused some in this movie, especially in action scenes. but i have always liked the guy.

I was watching a docu-type thing on the Discovery Channel about the Mayan crystal skulls.

It was pretty interesting.

What was real interesting is a photo that was taken during one of NASA's expeditions to the moon. There appeared to be a skull like object on the surface of the moon.

It is thought that it was recovered and brought to Earth. The theory folds into the Mayan Calender's end of time (the year 2012) and the U.S.'s, Europe's, Russia's, and China's efforts to go back to the moon now.

Do I believe any of these things?
Not particularly.
I need more proof.

But, it was interesting nonetheless.

[stretch]

I was watching a docu-type thing on the Discovery Channel about the Mayan crystal skulls.

It was pretty interesting.

What was real interesting is a photo that was taken during one of NASA's expeditions to the moon. There appeared to be a skull like object on the surface of the moon.

It is thought that it was recovered and brought to Earth. The theory folds into the Mayan Calender's end of time (the year 2012) and the U.S.'s, Europe's, Russia's, and China's efforts to go back to the moon now.

Do I believe any of these things?
Not particularly.
I need more proof.

But, it was interesting nonetheless.

yea, interesting indeed...

[leemajors]

They should have made the aliens predators to tie in with the AVP story line.

[stretch]

They should have made the aliens predators to tie in with the AVP story line.

Leemajors,

What you have just posted, is quite possibly... one of the worst ideas that a human has ever come up with.

[leemajors]

Leemajors,

What you have just posted, is quite possibly... one of the worst ideas that a human has ever come up with.

I already wrote Lucas about it, get ready!

[monosylab1k]

Just to acknowlege him as the worst movie creation of all-time, Lucas should have made the alien Jar-Jar Binks.

[peewee's lovechild]

Just to acknowlege him as the worst movie creation of all-time, Lucas should have made the alien Jar-Jar Binks.

"Meesah gonna killsah you!!"

[Kriz-Maxima]

I think I enjoyed it as much as I did because I didnt had high expectations after the Star Wars fiasco. I thought it was fun, highly entertaining and a hell whole lot better that a lot of stuff out there. I didnt even attempted to compare it to the first 3.

All Indy movies have an element of fantasy so I dont get the surprise. I personally thought it was good.

[G-Nob]

I don't care about the Crystal Skull story. I like when they mix reality in with a little fantasy. But do you have to go the alien route? Come on. The best part of the movie is 20 min in. I love the area 51 part and the nuke bomb part was genuis. Its just when they go to south america, the movie goes south as well. As soon as that Ledouche shows up, you know he's the son. He's only there to do a spinoff. I don't know why but some idiot in hollywood has the biggest hard-on for this kid and is hell bent on making him the next big thing. Man, I would've taken Emile Hursh over that dweeb. When you have 20 years to write script and this is the best you can do, some things are better left alone.

[Gino]

:lol
Just to acknowlege him as the worst movie creation of all-time, Lucas should have made the alien Jar-Jar Binks.

:lol

[monosylab1k]

James Franco would have been perfect in the Indy's son role instead of Even Stevens. Especially since he's already done the James Dean/Marlon Brando thing and pulled it off. I'd even watch a spinoff if it was him. He might have been a bit too old but that's it really.

[stretch]

I already wrote Lucas about it, get ready!

He probably recieved it, and used it to wipe his ass after taking a nasty shit from eating too much mexican.

[G-Nob]

James Franco would have been perfect in the Indy's son role instead of Even Stevens. Especially since he's already done the James Dean/Marlon Brando thing and pulled it off. I'd even watch a spinoff if it was him.

Exactly. He's a very good actor even though he'd be playing a character ten years younger. Can't wait for pineapple express.

[leemajors]

He probably recieved it, and used it to wipe his ass after taking a nasty shit from eating too much mexican.

seeing as he allegedly took plot suggestions (including Jar Jar) from his horde of adopted children, don't count on it.

[G-Nob]

Genius!

LeBoof to Indy 4 is Jar Jar to Episode I

:lmao

[leemajors]

Just to acknowlege him as the worst movie creation of all-time, Lucas should have made the alien Jar-Jar Binks.

I initially hated Jar Jar, but have grown quite fond of him. He is a good figurehead for the latest trilogy.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't care about the Crystal Skull story. I like when they mix reality in with a little fantasy. But do you have to go the alien route? Come on. The best part of the movie is 20 min in. I love the area 51 part and the nuke bomb part was genuis. Its just when they go to south america, the movie goes south as well. As soon as that Ledouche shows up, you know he's the son. He's only there to do a spinoff. I don't know why but some idiot in hollywood has the biggest hard-on for this kid and is hell bent on making him the next big thing. Man, I would've taken Emile Hursh over that dweeb. When you have 20 years to write script and this is the best you can do, some things are better left alone.

1. You contradict yourself. You say that you hate the "alien route", yet you "love the area 51 part". Area 51 is notorious for it's alien conspiracies.

2. How can the aliens be worse than spirits coming out of the Ark and melting people in ROTLA, or a man ripping a heart out of someones chest and have them still live while they're being lowered into a fiery pit in TOD, or a 400 year old guy that's still alive and gaurding the Holy Grail in the Middle East in TLC?

3. You obviously hate Lebouf for some reason and have a homo-erotic passion for Emile Hirsh.


I question your credibility.

[peewee's lovechild]

James Franco would have been perfect in the Indy's son role instead of Even Stevens. Especially since he's already done the James Dean/Marlon Brando thing and pulled it off. I'd even watch a spinoff if it was him. He might have been a bit too old but that's it really.


Franco = Dean/Brando????

Are you on crack??


What are you basing that on, SpiderMan 1-3?

[stretch]

All Indy movies have an element of fantasy so I dont get the surprise. I personally thought it was good.

I'm with you.

I just think it was more so because not many people know what crystal skulls are, and felt they seemed too bizzare and made up. at least in other ones it was about the holy grail, and other artifacts that are surrounded by stories that people are much more familiar with.

[G-Nob]

1. You contradict yourself. You say that you hate the "alien route", yet you "love the area 51 part". Area 51 is notorious for it's alien conspiracies.

2. How can the aliens be worse than spirits coming out of the Ark and melting people in ROTLA, or a man ripping a heart out of someones chest and have them still live while they're being lowered into a fiery pit in TOD, or a 400 year old guy that's still alive and gaurding the Holy Grail in the Middle East in TLC?

3. You obviously hate Lebouf for some reason and have a homo-erotic passion for Emile Hirsh.


I question your credibility.

1. Area 51 exists. Aliens don't (?)
2. I don't mind the theatrics if there is a good story there. What this movie lacks.
3. Even though your comment is rediculous, you obviously think Holes was a better movie than into the wild or alpha dog.

[monosylab1k]

Franco = Dean/Brando????

Are you on crack??


What are you basing that on, SpiderMan 1-3?

I'm basing it on when he played James Dean in the movie James Dean and won a Golden Globe for it.

Franco is a great actor that has been in a lot of shit movies. But he can play the Brando type very well, and he's also a much better comedic actor than LeBoof. Take a look at some of his stuff on funnyordie.com

[peewee's lovechild]

1. Area 51 exists. Aliens don't (?)
2. I don't mind the theatrics if there is a good story there. What this movie lacks.
3. Even though your comment is rediculous, you obviously think Holes was a better movie than into the wild or alpha dog.

1. What is Area 51 known for? And, can you prove that alien life doesn't exist?

2. You think the movie lacks theatrics??? Are you fucking serious? Nuclear bomb going off, Cold War Russian agents chasing Indy, Indy reunited with the love of his life, secrets of Mayans being unlocked . . . . and that's that I haven't seen the movie.

3. The Battle of Shaker Heights, Bobby, Disturbia, and Transformers. But, you were probably too busy jacking off to Emile Hirsh and Speed Racer poster to even know what movies those are.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm basing it on when he played James Dean in the movie James Dean and won a Golden Globe for it.

Franco is a great actor that has been in a lot of shit movies. But he can play the Brando type very well, and he's also a much better comedic actor than LeBoof. Take a look at some of his stuff on funnyordie.com

Give examples of his Brando type performances.

And, playing James Dean makes him James Dean like??
If a parrot speaks Spanish, does it make him Mexican, Central American, Southern American, or a Spaniard?

Facsimilies are just that.

[monosylab1k]

Give examples of his Brando type performances.

And, playing James Dean makes him James Dean like??
If a parrot speaks Spanish, does it make him Mexican, Central American, Southern American, or a Spaniard?

Facsimilies are just that.

And what performances exactly give you confidence that Shia LeDouche could pull off a Brando-type character? Which he doesn't, he's by far the worst thing about a pretty good movie.

[Gino]

James Franco would have been perfect in the Indy's son role instead of Even Stevens. Especially since he's already done the James Dean/Marlon Brando thing and pulled it off. I'd even watch a spinoff if it was him. He might have been a bit too old but that's it really.

I can't believe this. That Shia kid is very natural in all of his pics compared to Franco who's average at best.

[monosylab1k]

3. The Battle of Shaker Heights, Bobby, Disturbia, and Transformers.

So when are you going to name a good movie that he's been in?

[Gino]

And what performances exactly give you confidence that Shia LeDouche could pull off a Brando-type character? Which he doesn't, he's by far the worst thing about a pretty good movie.

I think Shia's the best young actor out there.

[Gino]

So when are you going to name a good movie that he's been in?

He was the best actor in Transformers, I loved when he called the cops on his cell phone when he was chasing his car...

"Im in pursuit!!!!"

[G-Nob]

1. What is Area 51 known for? And, can you prove that alien life doesn't exist?

2. You think the movie lacks theatrics??? Are you fucking serious? Nuclear bomb going off, Cold War Russian agents chasing Indy, Indy reunited with the love of his life, secrets of Mayans being unlocked . . . . and that's that I haven't seen the movie.

3. The Battle of Shaker Heights, Bobby, Disturbia, and Transformers. But, you were probably too busy jacking off to Emile Hirsh and Speed Racer poster to even know what movies those are.

1. Spent four years in the air force stationed in utah. Area 51 is known for test flying new aircraft. Conspiracy theorists say aliens.

2. The movie lacked a good story, not theatrics. (If you count the Tarzan scene, you're crazy)

3. Still waiting for a descent movie he's been in for you to come up with. Have any gay sex movie ideas for me?

[Gino]

1. Spent four years in the air force stationed in utah. Area 51 is known for test flying new aircraft. Conspiracy theorists say aliens.

2. The movie lacked a good story, not theatrics. (If you count the Tarzan scene, you're crazy)

3. Still waiting for a descent movie he's been in for you to come up with. Have any gay sex movie ideas for me?

WTF? Sorry that the 21 year old kid hasn't been in enough oscar nominated pictures for you to admit he's a great young actor.

What film was he bad in?

[remingtonbo2001]

Saw it last night. Good movie.

[G-Nob]

WTF? Sorry that the 21 year old kid hasn't been in enough oscar nominated pictures for you to admit he's a great young actor.

What film was he bad in?

He brings nothing to the table. Maybe they should've gotten someone who actually had a personality.

[monosylab1k]

What film was he bad in?

"what film was he good in?" is a much tougher question to answer.

I've got one: The Even Stevens Movie. And Beans stole the show in that one.

[monosylab1k]

He brings nothing to the table. Maybe they should've gotten someone who actually had a personality.

Well to be fair, Shia LeDouche has plenty of personality. It's just too bad that it's annoying as fuck.

[peewee's lovechild]

And what performances exactly give you confidence that Shia LeDouche could pull off a Brando-type character? Which he doesn't, he's by far the worst thing about a pretty good movie.

:lol

Retard, you're the one who said Franco was Dean/Franco-esque.

I never said that about Shia.

So, go ahead, give some examples of your boy Franco pulling some Brando-like performances.

[peewee's lovechild]

Have any gay sex movie ideas for me?


Anything with Emile Hirsh.

But, you probably have them all on Blue Ray.

[stretch]

IMO a younger Franco would have been perfect.

i dont really get the Shia hate here though. I dont think hes a bad actor at all.

[leemajors]

He was the best actor in Transformers, I loved when he called the cops on his cell phone when he was chasing his car...

"Im in pursuit!!!!"

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao michael bay, good movie :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[G-Nob]

Anything with Emile Hirsh.

But, you probably have them all on Blue Ray.

Good one.

[peewee's lovechild]

"what film was he good in?" is a much tougher question to answer.

I've got one: The Even Stevens Movie. And Beans stole the show in that one.

You haven't seen Bobby, Disturbia, or Transformers?

[monosylab1k]

:lol

Retard, you're the one who said Franco was Dean/Franco-esque.

I never said that about Shia.

So, go ahead, give some examples of your boy Franco pulling some Brando-like performances.

No, you're right, pulling off an award-winning performance depicting James Dean is an obvious indicator that you have no ability to play that type of character.

[monosylab1k]

You haven't seen Bobby, Disturbia, or Transformers?

shit, shit, and major shit.

[monosylab1k]

To say LeDouche is a better actor than Franco or Hirsch is laughable at best. Into The Wild alone is enough to show how retarded a person is for thinking that.

[G-Nob]

Just read his movie list and this is the best movie I see that he's done:

I,Robot

[peewee's lovechild]

No, you're right, pulling off an award-winning performance depicting James Dean is an obvious indicator that you have no ability to play that type of character.

He won an Oscar?

[peewee's lovechild]

shit, shit, and major shit.


:lmao:lmao

It's done.

You're just talking shit.

[peewee's lovechild]

To say LeDouche is a better actor than Franco or Hirsch is laughable at best. Into The Wild alone is enough to show how retarded a person is for thinking that.

Sure.

You win.

You're the best.

[G-Nob]

I don't know why we're arguing over LeBoof. He's so insignificant.

Bottom line: Wasted performances by Harrison Ford and Cate Blanchett.
They both deserved better.

[monosylab1k]

Shia LeDouche was regularly outperformed by this kid:

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2003_The_Even_Stevens_Movie/003ESM_Steven_Anthony_Lawrence_007.jpg

[monosylab1k]

:lmao:lmao

It's done.

You're just talking shit.

So you seriously thought Disturbia was good? What, are you a 16 year old girl?

You thought "Prom Night" was a badass movie too, huh?

[Gino]

"what film was he good in?" is a much tougher question to answer.

I've got one: The Even Stevens Movie. And Beans stole the show in that one.

Never seen it.

[Gino]

Shia LeDouche was regularly outperformed by this kid:

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2003_The_Even_Stevens_Movie/003ESM_Steven_Anthony_Lawrence_007.jpg


Seems like you have a lot of anger towards this kid and Im not sure why.

[peewee's lovechild]

So you seriously thought Disturbia was good? What, are you a 16 year old girl?

You thought "Prom Night" was a badass movie too, huh?

As compared to Speed Racer?

Yea, beautiful.

But, Disturbia was good.

[Trainwreck2100]

two words ants and weaterfalls

[dickface]

Yeah I'm not sure how falling down Niagara Falls 3 times in a Jeep = everybody survives without a scratch. Except for the Jeep, that thing is fucked up.

[Trainwreck2100]

and monkeys

[pooh]

People forget about River Phoenix who played the young Indy in the Last Crusade. He would've been a perfect replacement for Ford.

[Winnie the Pooh]

People forget about River Phoenix who played the young Indy in the Last Crusade. He would've been a perfect replacement for Ford.



think. think. think.

isn't river uhm.


dead?

[Tigger]

hoo hoo hoo HOO he surely is my portly pal

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Shia LaBouf was actually hilarious and well played in Even Stevens. But if you notice, he played the same exact character in I, Robot that he did in Constantine, that he did in Transformers, that I bet he will play in Indiana Jones.

You know....the smart alec, naive, over confident, annoying sidekick, that gets into trouble and its okay because he's moderately humorous and over anxious about helping you.

[alamo50]

I just came back from the theater dissapointed.
Sure it all looks awesome, but it just didn't do it for me anymore.

Looking forward to Hancock and Eagle Eye.

[debo]

saw it last night.
i highly recommend it

[peewee's lovechild]

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D90TG8UG0&show_article=1



LOS ANGELES (AP) - The most recent Indiana Jones film more than recouped its big budget with an estimated $311 million in global box office sales through the long weekend, according to studio estimates Monday.
Families went in droves to catch "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull," a PG-13 adventure starring Harrison Ford as the whip- cracking archaeologist who took 19 years to return to the big screen.

Paramount Pictures estimated the action sequel made $151.1 million in the U.S. and Canada from Thursday to the holiday Monday and $143 million overseas, though not including Monday.

It marked the second biggest Memorial Day weekend opening ever, behind only "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End," which made $153 million domestically from Thursday to Monday last year.

Nearly a third of the domestic audience was made up of parents with their children, said Rob Moore, president of Paramount Worldwide Distribution.

"Adults really drove this opening. This is one of their favorite franchises and they couldn't wait to take their kids with them," Moore said.

The film cost a reported $185 million to make, even with the principal talent—Ford, director Steven Spielberg and writer George Lucas—deferring their usual fees for a greater share of the profits.

The first three Indy movies raked in $1.2 billion worldwide.

Marketing costs were undisclosed, although the latest "Indiana Jones" received a major push from Paramount. DVDs of the first three movies were rereleased, they aired on TV days before the opening and huge billboards sprung up.

The final trailer for the movie rolled before the opening of Marvel Studios' "Iron Man," which was also distributed by Paramount, three weeks earlier.

"It's been a pretty good month," Moore said. "We started the month with 'Iron Man' and finished with 'Indiana Jones.'"

Other movies' receipts over the long weekend paled by comparison.

Disney's "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian" slashed its way to $28.6 million, for a total $96.7 million over two weeks. "Iron Man" locked up third with $25.7 million in its third week for a total of $257.8 million.

The Wachowski brothers flick "Speed Racer," distributed by Warner Bros., crawled closer to the finish line with $5.2 million for fifth, bringing its domestic total to $37.4 million. It brought in $30 million overseas, and had yet to be released in major markets France, Russia, Japan and Australia.

The studio said it was not ready to wave the checkered flag on the film, which cost $120 million to make.

"If I had my druthers I'd have it in theaters for weeks and months to come," said Jeff Goldstein, Warner Bros.' executive vice president of distribution.

For the year so far, domestic movie revenues are down more than 4 percent at $3.4 billion, with attendance off nearly 7 percent.

Estimated ticket sales for Friday through Monday at U.S. and Canadian theaters, according to Media By Numbers LLC. Final figures will be released Tuesday.

1. "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull," $126 million (plus $25.1 million on Thursday).

2. "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian," $28.6 million.

3. "Iron Man," $25.7 million.

4. "What Happens in Vegas," $11.2 million.

5. "Speed Racer," $5.2 million.

6. "Made of Honor," $4.2 million.

7. "Baby Mama," $4.2 million.

8. "Forgetting Sarah Marshall," $2.2 million.

9. "Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay," $1.2 million.

10. "The Visitor," $917,000.

[VinnyTestesVerde]

i thought the new indy movie was decent...I definitely adjusted my expectations beforehand though. The character has changed a little bit since he's older and now sharing the spotlight with Shia (who i thought was fine). Indy couldn't act the same way he did in the first 3 movies because he was older, and all of a sudden had this new role as sort of a father teaching his son the ropes.

The movie was just average...doesn't really fit in with the others though. Indy wasn't as badass due to age and where his character was in life, and the Commies just aren't as "bad" of an enemy as the Nazis were. The stakes seem lower. Just made for an overall so-so performance. Harrison did a great job for his age though. Just have to look past some of the cheesiness and know that this movie isn't going to teach you life lessons, etc...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

some people told me that Temple of Doom was better than this one. wow

[G-Nob]

some people told me that Temple of Doom was better than this one. wow

I believe all three were better than this one. I watched it again and I have a little better opinion about it. I was still beaten by the story but I guess I love the first 20 minutes so much, I don't care about the rest. When they go to South America, the movie goes south.

I predict this movie will make a TON of cash as peewee posted earlier. But I think they're setting this up for making laboof the new Indy and thats downright disappointing. I think Harrison Ford can give them one more since the original plan was for five anyway and then thats it. End this franchise on a high and please, Hollywood, don't ruin it with an extended laboof or any remakes.

[stretch]

some people told me that Temple of Doom was better than this one. wow

im with mono. i dont get what is with the Temple of Doom hate. a lot of people said it was their favorite one.

[peewee's lovechild]

I believe all three were better than this one. I watched it again and I have a little better opinion about it.


I like how you trashed the movie and yet still watched it again.

You have such great credibility.

[tp2021]

hoo hoo hoo HOO he surely is my portly pal

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/48/128394513_800452aeb6.jpg

[G-Nob]

I like how you trashed the movie and yet still watched it again.

You have such great credibility.

Forced to watch it again, Pee Wee. The first time I couldn't believe my disappointment.

[peewee's lovechild]

Forced to watch it again, Pee Wee. The first time I couldn't believe my disappointment.

I don't know about you, but when I think a movie is shit, the last thing I want to do is see it again.

When I preach about how bad a movie is, seeing it again is fucking pointless.

Telling everybody how bad a movie is because some guy posted a bad review about it in a blog and then watching it again because everyone else has been saying positive things about it and changing my opinion of it . . . . well, that would make me a bit of a douche bag.

[G-Nob]

I don't know about you, but when I think a movie is shit, the last thing I want to do is see it again.

When I preach about how bad a movie is, seeing it again is fucking pointless.

Telling everybody how bad a movie is because some guy posted a bad review about it in a blog and then watching it again because everyone else has been saying positive things about it and changing my opinion of it . . . . well, that would make me a bit of a douche bag.

Well you are what you eat but thats your problem not mine. I'll tell you what, for your birthday, I'll get you a shia leboof poster so you can hang it above your bed and rub one out to it every night. Will that makeup for my bad review and movie watching faux pa?

[peewee's lovechild]

Well you are what you eat but thats your problem not mine.


Nice retort.
I would've never guessed that you're 12 years old.



I'll tell you what, for your birthday, I'll get you a shia leboof poster so you can hang it above your bed and rub one out to it every night.



Good one, really.
That was nice.

I especially liked where you try to use that to deflect from the fact that you look like a dumbass bashing a movie and then seeing it again after saying how shitty it was and then changing your opinion because all the cool kids like it.

You're not showing your age at all.

But, weren't you the one with a homosexual fixation with Emile Hirsh?



Will that makeup for my bad review and movie watching faux pa?



So, you admit to it.

Thank you.

[leemajors]

I don't know about you, but when I think a movie is shit, the last thing I want to do is see it again.

what if she had a nice rack and really wanted to see it again with you.

[peewee's lovechild]

what if she had a nice rack and really wanted to see it again with you.

Then I would be posting about how I was sucking on her titties while the movie was on.

I wouldn't go back on my previous opinion on the movie.

That's just retarded.

[G-Nob]

I'm not retarded for not liking shia laboof movies and if its the cool kids that think his movies are cool, I'm glad I'm not a cool kid. Why are you so far up his ass?!?

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm not retarded for not liking shia laboof movies and if its the cool kids that think his movies are cool, I'm glad I'm not a cool kid. Why are you so far up his ass?!?

You don't like Shia Labouf movies but on your second opinion, you liked the new Indiana Jones movie.

You continue to make so much sense.

And, you're right, you're not a cool kid.

You're retarded.