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florige
02-18-2008, 08:50 AM
Checked it out last night. Better than I expected. Anyone else check it out?

leemajors
02-18-2008, 09:24 AM
hayden is the worst actor in quite some time. the movie was hilarious, though.

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 09:43 AM
Dude, that 15 year old chick in your sig is distracting me.

monosylab1k
02-18-2008, 09:55 AM
easily the worst movie of the year so far (that i've seen anyways). the unintentional comedy factor was good though :tu

If they rewrote the script and changed the "Paladins" to the IRS it would have been a lot more believable.

monosylab1k
02-18-2008, 09:57 AM
Anakin & the hot OC girl have all the chemistry of a highway traffic accident.

florige
02-18-2008, 10:51 AM
Dude, that 15 year old chick in your sig is distracting me.



She is 26 dude.... :lol

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 10:57 AM
She is 16 dude.... :lol

Oh, I missed it by a year.

Be careful with jail bait.
You know what they do to cops in jail, don't you?

florige
02-18-2008, 10:59 AM
Oh, I missed it by a year.

Be careful with jail bait.
You know what they do to cops in jail, don't you?



You don't think she is hot?

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 11:02 AM
You don't think she is hot?

She awwight.

blizz
02-18-2008, 11:06 AM
she's ok if you can get passed the gunshot scars on her thigh. oh and i heard this movie sucked too.

florige
02-18-2008, 11:25 AM
Geez you guys are so picky. I would love to see some of you guys idea of a perfect girl.... :fro I am actually suprised that it took someone that long to bring that up.... :lol

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 11:26 AM
Geez you guys are so picky. I would love to see some of you guys idea of a perfect girl.... :fro

See the thread I started a few months back on Jennifer Connely.

Perfect girl.

florige
02-18-2008, 11:28 AM
See the thread I started a few months back on Jennifer Connely.

Perfect girl.



If you had to choose PW which one and ONLY one. Connelly, or your girl Johannsen?

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 11:29 AM
If you had to choose PW which one and ONLY one. Connelly, or your girl Johannsen?

Dude, that's just too difficult.

But, since Connelly was the first chick I officially jacked off to . . . I'd probably have to go with Connelly.

florige
02-18-2008, 11:32 AM
Dude, that's just too difficult.

But, since Connelly was the first chick I officially jacked off to . . . I'd probably have to go with Connelly.



:lol :lol Thats only because you hadn't watched the scene when SJ was getting a fingerpopped in that car yet... That scene was pretty hot.

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 11:36 AM
:lol :lol Thats only because you hadn't watched the scene when SJ was getting a fingerpopped in that car yet... That scene was pretty hot.

Yea, that was pretty hot.

But, you haven't seen Requiem For A Dream, Waking The Dead, and Inventing The Abbotts.

Pure sweetness.

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 11:36 AM
You can't go wrong with either chick.

blizz
02-18-2008, 11:37 AM
Dude, that's just too difficult.

But, since Connelly was the first chick I officially jacked off to . . . I'd probably have to go with Connelly.

what movie? first movie i ever saw her in was Career Opportunities....she was so hot in that movie.

blizz
02-18-2008, 11:38 AM
:lol :lol Thats only because you hadn't watched the scene when SJ was getting a fingerpopped in that car yet... That scene was pretty hot.
what movie is that from??????

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 11:39 AM
what movie? first movie i ever saw her in was Career Opportunities....she was so hot in that movie.

Labyrinth.

I was at my aunt's house and I got a boner watching her.

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 11:40 AM
what movie is that from??????

A Love Song For Bobby Long

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 11:40 AM
It's a nice scene in an otherwise mediocre movie.

blizz
02-18-2008, 11:41 AM
Labyrinth.

I was at my aunt's house and I got a boner watching her.
you got a boner watching your aunt? :lol

i forgot she was in that movie

florige
02-18-2008, 11:42 AM
Yea, that was pretty hot.

But, you haven't seen Requiem For A Dream, Waking The Dead, and Inventing The Abbotts.

Pure sweetness.



I saw Requiem for a Dream with her in it. I've only seen her butt naked in one movie. I can't remember the name though.

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 11:42 AM
you got a boner watching your aunt? :lol

i forgot she was in that movie

My aunt was making hot dogs.
:lol

But, yea, anyway . . . I was a kid and Jennifer Connelly made my pants happy.

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 11:43 AM
I saw Requiem for a Dream with her in it. I've only seen her butt naked in one movie. I can't remember the name though.

Mulholland Falls

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 11:43 AM
I would kill for her.

blizz
02-18-2008, 11:45 AM
i NEED to see the A Love Song For Bobby Long scene....where can i d/l it?

NASpurs
02-18-2008, 11:46 AM
My aunt was making hot dogs.
:lol It writes by itself. Nothing is needed to be said.

florige
02-18-2008, 11:48 AM
i NEED to see the A Love Song For Bobby Long scene....where can i d/l it?


I'll see if I can find it for you real quick.

Spurminator
02-18-2008, 11:49 AM
How can you have a Jennifer Connelly nude in film discussion and not mention The Hot Spot?

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 11:51 AM
How can you have a Jennifer Connelly nude in film discussion and not mention The Hot Spot?

Very true.

The world thanks you.

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 11:51 AM
It writes by itself. Nothing is needed to be said.

Yea, it does.

It's pretty fucking funny.

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 11:52 AM
Eva Green is also pretty damn hot.

Hotter than that 16 yr old chick in Flo's sig.

NASpurs
02-18-2008, 11:53 AM
Yea, it does.

It's pretty fucking funny.You mean that you got a boner by watching your aunt insert a weiner into a bun?

How can that be funny? :lol

blizz
02-18-2008, 11:53 AM
Eva Green is also pretty damn hot.

Hotter than that 16 yr old chick in Flo's sig.
oh hell yes....she has one of the best racks i've ever seen.

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 11:54 AM
You mean that you got a boner by watching your aunt insert a weiner into a bun?

How can that be funny? :lol

It's how I learned about sex.

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 11:55 AM
oh hell yes....she has one of the best racks i've ever seen.

You should check out the movie The Dreamers.

She's all out there, and she's so fucking hot.

blizz
02-18-2008, 12:00 PM
You should check out the movie The Dreamers.

She's all out there, and she's so fucking hot.
THAT'S the movie...yeah she sure is...she's got fantastic tits....they're just perfect.

florige
02-18-2008, 12:01 PM
You should check out the movie The Dreamers.

She's all out there, and she's so fucking hot.


Oh goodness yeah. I can see why that movie was NC-17. She was steady getting pounded in that movie!


Oh here is that SJ link Blizz.....http://www.metacafe.com/watch/111448/scarlett_johansson_fingered/

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 12:02 PM
THAT'S the movie...yeah she sure is...she's got fantastic tits....they're just perfect.

That fucked up scene where the brother reaches down to finger the blood on her vaj after the American kid bangs her is both disturbing and interesting.

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 12:03 PM
Oh goodness yeah. I can see why that movie was NC-17. She was steady getting pounded in that movie!


Oh here is that SJ link Blizz.....http://www.metacafe.com/watch/111448/scarlett_johansson_fingered/

I laughed at the scene where the parents come in to find her, her brother, and the American kid all laid out and naked.

:lol :lol

florige
02-18-2008, 12:26 PM
I laughed at the scene where the parents come in to find her, her brother, and the American kid all laid out and naked.

:lol :lol
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I cracked up at the part when he first was banging her and her brother started cooking eggs. I was looking like WTF.... :lol

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 12:46 PM
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I cracked up at the part when he first was banging her and her brother started cooking eggs. I was looking like WTF.... :lol


Yea, he did that right after fingering her blood.

florige
02-18-2008, 01:10 PM
Yea, he did that right after fingering her blood.


So what was the whole premise of that movie anyway?

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 01:19 PM
So what was the whole premise of that movie anyway?

I think it's about youth rebelling for the sake of rebelling.

CuckingFunt
02-18-2008, 02:19 PM
So what was the whole premise of that movie anyway?Eva Green's breasts.

florige
02-18-2008, 02:21 PM
Eva Green's breasts.



That is all you got out of it too huh?

CuckingFunt
02-18-2008, 02:23 PM
That is all you got out of it too huh?That was the most important part.

Viva Las Espuelas
02-18-2008, 02:26 PM
Eva Green's breasts.is that.......what you.......call those?

florige
02-18-2008, 02:27 PM
That was the most important part.



To this point I have no idea what Dreamers was about, or Monsters Ball was about. Something about her boyfriend being locked up is all I got from it. I was more concerned with the other scenes in Monsters Ball.

CuckingFunt
02-18-2008, 02:29 PM
To this point I have no idea what Dreamers was about, or Monsters Ball was about. Something about her boyfriend being locked up is all I got from it. I was more concerned with the other scenes in Monsters Ball.I remember understanding and liking both films when I first saw them, but with all the shit that's floating around in my brain... Eva Green's breasts are all that remain from either.

Sorry Halle.

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 02:32 PM
It was also about the boundries we set for ourselves, and what becomes of those boundries when what we hold as true is shattered.

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 02:32 PM
But, yea, Eva's tits are the main thing.

florige
02-18-2008, 02:33 PM
But, yea, Eva's tits are the main thing.



Her whole body looked pretty good to be honest.

CuckingFunt
02-18-2008, 02:34 PM
Her whole body looked pretty good to be honest.This is true.

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 02:34 PM
Her whole body looked pretty good to be honest.

I'm telling you, she's 10,000 Xs better than that 16 yr old chick in your sig.

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 02:35 PM
I'd like to have an orgy with Eva, Scarlett, and Jennifer.

What the fuck, throw in Nicole Kidman for good measure.

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 02:35 PM
I'd take an entire bottle of Viagra to make sure my little buddy can make it all the way through.

CuckingFunt
02-18-2008, 02:36 PM
What the fuck, throw in Nicole Kidman for good measure.

I can't be attracted to a girl if I think she's going to break.

Spurminator
02-18-2008, 02:38 PM
Is that the chick from "That's So Raven" in your sig?

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 02:38 PM
I can't be attracted to a girl if I think she's going to break.

Breaking the girl is what it's all about.

florige
02-18-2008, 02:51 PM
Is that the chick from "That's So Raven" in your sig?



Have none of you ever heard of Christina Milian before?

florige
02-18-2008, 02:53 PM
I can't be attracted to a girl if I think she's going to break.


What about Punky Brewster? Moon Frye?

CuckingFunt
02-18-2008, 02:55 PM
What about Punky Brewster? Moon Frye?I never thought she was hot, so I'm not up-to-date on her current breakability.

florige
02-18-2008, 03:22 PM
I never thought she was hot, so I'm not up-to-date on her current breakability.



She looks alot better now since she had her baby and put on a few pounds.

PakiDan
02-18-2008, 03:32 PM
The creation of Jumper:

"Ooohh - look at this cool effect I learned how to do on the computer!"
"Wow - that is kind of cool! Let's build a crappy movie around that one effect!"
"Good idea!"

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 03:33 PM
The creation of Jumper:

"Ooohh - look at this cool effect I learned how to do on the computer!"
"Wow - that is kind of cool! Let's build a crappy movie around that one effect!"
"Good idea!"

Sounds like a conversation someone had right before they made the Matrix movies.

florige
02-18-2008, 03:42 PM
Sounds like a conversation someone had right before they made the Matrix movies.



That, or the whole Marvel Nightcrawler theory.

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 03:57 PM
That, or the whole Marvel Nightcrawler theory.

Shut your mouf!!!

There was nothing wrong with Nightcrawler.

florige
02-18-2008, 04:15 PM
Shut your mouf!!!

There was nothing wrong with Nightcrawler.



I know. I was talking about Jumper "borrowing" that idea. :lol My bad, you were bad mouthing Matrix weren't you?

peewee's lovechild
02-18-2008, 04:19 PM
I know. I was talking about Jumper "borrowing" that idea. :lol My bad, you were bad mouthing Matrix weren't you?

Matrix I = Pretty damned innovative. Intriguing.

Matirx II = A cinematic abortion. Pointless action. Overuse of the 360 camera. One word: Rave.

Matrix III = Much better, but it was all too rushed.

Overall, it gets a C+.

leemajors
02-18-2008, 04:53 PM
the rave was the best part of all the matrix movies except for Morphat in the third.

1Parker1
02-19-2008, 01:13 AM
Well jeez this thread got off topic...:lol

Damnmit, I was gonna go see this movie tommorow night, now I don't know if I should waste my time!! :pctoss

ShoogarBear
02-19-2008, 01:23 AM
Who goes to see movies on Tuesday nights?

ShoogarBear
02-19-2008, 01:24 AM
Oh, and anyone who doesn't think Christina Milian is hot is . . . a Scientologist.

blizz
02-19-2008, 02:58 AM
I'd like to have an orgy with Eva, Scarlett, and Jennifer.

What the fuck, throw in Nicole Kidman for good measure.
Yesss....I love me some Nicole Kidman. Yummy.

florige
02-19-2008, 08:02 AM
Oh, and anyone who doesn't think Christina Milian is hot is . . . a Scientologist.


I think their argument was that she looked like she was 15 in my picture...

peewee's lovechild
02-19-2008, 08:33 AM
I think their argument was that she looked like she was 15 in my picture...

Not that there's anything wrong with that . . .

I just don't enjoy my fantasies to end with some jail time.

florige
02-19-2008, 08:38 AM
I say she looks about 24-25 in that pic.... :lol Actually I think she is older than your girl Scarlett.

peewee's lovechild
02-19-2008, 09:44 AM
I say she looks about 24-25 in that pic....

You would say that, you pedo perv, if only to justify your lust for a teenage girl.

peewee's lovechild
02-19-2008, 09:44 AM
And, Scarlett's age is not the matter of discussion here.