Lindsay Lohan channeling Marilyn Monroe

[peewee's lovechild]

Lindsay Lohan Nude: Starlet Recreates Marilyn Monroe Photospread
NY Magazine | February 18, 2008 07:36 AM



In 1962, photographer Bert Stern shot a series of photos of Marilyn Monroe at the Hotel Bel-Air that have collectively come to be known as "The Last Sitting." The photographs are arguably the most famous images ever captured of America's most famous actress. Six weeks after she had posed, Monroe was found dead of an apparent barbiturate overdose.

Lindsay Lohan recreated that photoshoot with NY Magazine, done to the lighting. Her whole photospread with Stern is in the new fashion issue of the weekly, and can be found online here. There is more nudity and may not be safe for work.




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Click her to see Lindsay goodness (NSFW):

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/02/18/lindsay-lohan-nude-starl_n_87138.html

[peewee's lovechild]

http://nymag.com/fashion/08/spring/lindsay-as-marilyn/index2.html

[CuckingFunt]

That's a whole lot of freckles.

[peewee's lovechild]

I find the freckles to be kind of a turn on.

I don't know why, but I do.

[Richard Cranium]

I don't find her hot at all and yeah, those freckles are a big turn off.

But I'd hit it.

[1369]

http://www.ovnow.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/FUNNYPICTURES/hitit-popular.jpg

[peewee's lovechild]

^^^^^^^^^

That is some funny shit!!!!!!!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I would engage that female in coitus for non-reproductive purposes.

[peewee's lovechild]

I would engage that female in coitus for non-reproductive purposes.

I would too.

But, I'd also do it for reproductive purposes as well.

I'd be rich, bitch!!!

[Ronaldo McDonald]

she's got really nice tits.

i don't mind the freckles.

[blizz]

damn it...the page wont load for me.

[JoeChalupa]

I dont' find her that hot either.

[lefty]

Overrated

Pretty blah

[Twisted_Dawg]

Real...or mammorex?

[Boris]

She's a buzz kill.

[blizz]

they look real....look at the profile pic...they even look saggy....i don't care for the nips either.

[peewee's lovechild]

I like her nips.

They're just the way I like them.

[samikeyp]

I'd hit it...







Twice. :)

[peewee's lovechild]

But, would you call her back?

[samikeyp]

But, would you call her back?


I wouldn't have to, she would call me back.

:king

[peewee's lovechild]

I wouldn't have to, she would call me back.

:king


:lol :lol :lol

[MajicMan]

I like her nips.

They're just the way I like them.
Too small for me. If you want to see a real woman take a look at Keeley Hazell.

[peewee's lovechild]

Too small for me. If you want to see a real woman take a look at Keeley Hazell.

I like the small nips.

I'm not into the half dollar sized nips.

[samikeyp]

Nipple snob!

:lol

[Richard Cranium]

I like her nips.

They're just the way I like them.

I don't see how you could tell the difference between a nip and a freckle when they are the same size.

[peewee's lovechild]

Nipple snob!

:lol

:lol

Don't get me wrong, I'll take any nips.
But, if I have a choice, I'll tend to skip on the half dollar nips.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't see how you could tell the difference between a nip and a freckle when they are the same size.

I can solve that by licking her entire body.

[Richard Cranium]

I can solve that by licking her entire body.

Yeah, you could also play connect the dots.

[PakiDan]

I can solve that by licking her entire body.

Niiiicccceeee.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah, you could also play connect the dots.

All I need is a Magic Marker.

[MajicMan]

I'll take them any way, shape, or form but Lindsay's bug bite nipples don't really do much for me. Actually, she doesn't really do much for me. Aside from having a pretty face her body is not sexy at all.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'll take them any way, shape, or form but Lindsay's bug bite nipples don't really do much for me. Actually, she doesn't really do much for me. Aside from having a pretty face her body is not sexy at all.

Alls I know is that her body would look sexy as hell when it's on top of mine.

[baseline bum]

She's sexy. The freckles make her even hotter.

[atxrocker]

Overrated

Pretty blah


agreed. nice tits but she has a freaky amount of freckles, waaay to many.

[MajicMan]

Alls I know is that her body would look sexy as hell when it's on top of mine.
If you're half decent looking you have a chance my friend. Word is she's a sex addict that's been around the block more than a few times. Just make sure to wear a glove. I'd certainly hit it but then I'd quit it. She's certainly reaching Paris Hilton contamination levels.

[01.20.09]

I don't even think she even has that pretty of a face.

[peewee's lovechild]

If you're half decent looking you have a chance my friend. Word is she's a sex addict that's been around the block more than a few times.


She is now more attractive than ever.

[Marklar MM]

I'd give those titties an exam...free of charge.

[Richard Cranium]

She is now more attractive than ever.

That ain't hard to do.

[T Park]

She's sexy. The freckles make her even hotter.


+1

[Spurminator]

The stupidity and the lack of anything resembling talent make her less hot.

There are much more attractive bimbos all over the Internet. I don't see why Lindsey being famous for the sake of being famous makes her worthy of the attention she receives.

[Spurminator]

That said, I'd still hit it.

[1369]

I think she would be adiquite.

[MajicMan]

Lindsay should start going down hill real quick once she hits 25 or so with all the coke she snorts. She already looks like she's going on 30. Notice the yellow grill.

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/02/Lindsay%20Lohan%20striped%20dress/post_image/post_image-0215_lindsay_lohan_chesty_00.jpg

Now this my friend is a goddess. Keeley Hazell. She's got a sex tape out too.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/madman316/keeley-hazell-13.jpg

[DoubtingThomas]

I think she would be adiquite.


Aren't most women?

[Twisted_Dawg]

I don't even think she even has that pretty of a face.

...What about a real purty mouth?

[Inbred]

...What about a real purty mouth?

she does have a purty mouth

[BonnerDynasty]

She's gross.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

I'm pretty sure I could have a good time with her :lol

Can't believe some of you bagging on her for her sexual exploits. If you've ever dated a nympho, that's one hell of a good time.

[td4mvp21]

Nice tits :tu

[ShoogarBear]

She's no Salma.

[RashoFan]

Not to sound like a "mean girl" but most of those photos are not flattering to Lindsey. In regards to the freckles, if it was her idea not to have those touched up/removed...good for her, go au natural. Be who you are girl.

[ShoogarBear]

fap fap fap

[J.T.]

She was hot in Parent Trap. I can say that without it being weird because I was the same age as her when it came out. But real men are in love with Elisha Cuthbert.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I'm pretty sure Marilyn did not have dark splotches all over her skin in black and white photos

Lindsey hit her peak hotness in Mean Girls, this knowledge is ubiquitous

[ShoogarBear]

sorry i don't speak jiveBut apparently when it comes to Lindsay, you leak jizz.
















Ehhh, I truly apologize for that.

[johngateswhiteley]

once again another thread where uglyass people criticize a celebrity for not being attractive enough for them

:rolleyes

probably. anyway, i think she looks good. as most of you know, i like girls with and without freckles. she also has a wonderful set of breasts.

[MajicMan]

once again another thread where uglyass people criticize a celebrity for not being attractive enough for them

:rolleyes
Don't be a buzz kill man and pull the giant stick out of your ass. Do you not understand this isn't a serious discussion?

[johngateswhiteley]

She's sexy. The freckles make her even hotter.

:tu

[Cant_Be_Faded]

her tits definitely put the fake titty rumors to rest

LOL at someone saying freckles makes a girl hotter
cuter maybe
but hotter?

[CuckingFunt]

her tits definitely put the fake titty rumors to rest

Agreed. They're a little droopy.

All the weight fluctuations probably didn't help that.

[ShoogarBear]

Freckles can't make a girl hotter.

Unless she wants to get skin cancer.

[ShoogarBear]

The best thing about the freckles is they can be used to hide the needle tracks.

[johngateswhiteley]

they're real. and they're spectacular.

they're really nice....she's hot.

[johngateswhiteley]

Agreed. They're a little droopy.

i never thought they were fake and it was fairly easy to tell. oh, and shut up.

[CuckingFunt]

i never thought they were fake and it was fairly easy to tell. oh, and shut up.I never thought they were fake either, to be honest, because she was always a curvy girl growing up.

And it wasn't a judgment, it was a statement. She has, especially over the last few years, had very drastic weight fluctuations and now her breasts aren't as perky as you'd expect on such a young girl. No big deal, but it's a fact.

[robino2001]

She was hot in Parent Trap. I can say that without it being weird because I was the same age as her when it came out. But real men are in love with Elisha Cuthbert.

http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0801/elisha-cuthbert-bikini-1-43.jpg

I'll pass.... don't get me wrong - she was hot before she went into the semi-butch stage

Link to pics (http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/elisha-cuthbert/elisha-cuthbert-bikini-pictures-003103)

Sorry about the picture size - I can't remember for the life of me how to make it smaller

[Cant_Be_Faded]

saggy breasts saggy breasts!

[easjer]

Those pics are terrible. Marilyn was sexy and vulnerable and had this vitality that came across.

Lindsay looks like a freaking robot. It seems like they thought it would be sexy just because she's naked. There is just about zero sex appeal there - she looks completely detached from the pics. Nothing engaging or attractive about it.

And no - I'm not jealous or hating or any other ridiculous notion that someone wants to contribute. Those pics though - don't do it for me.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

what an overratedly ugly freckled big breasted slewwwwtttttttttttt

[Twisted_Dawg]

Agreed. They're a little droopy.

All the weight fluctuations probably didn't help that.

Droopy..... at age 21......her titties peaked and it is all down hill from here.

Sad.

[johngateswhiteley]

Those pics are terrible. Marilyn was sexy and vulnerable and had this vitality that came across.

Lindsay looks like a freaking robot. It seems like they thought it would be sexy just because she's naked. There is just about zero sex appeal there - she looks completely detached from the pics. Nothing engaging or attractive about it.

And no - I'm not jealous or hating or any other ridiculous notion that someone wants to contribute. Those pics though - don't do it for me.

i agree with that. it should have been a different spread, but she's still hot.

[johngateswhiteley]

I never thought they were fake either, to be honest, because she was always a curvy girl growing up.

And it wasn't a judgment, it was a statement. She has, especially over the last few years, had very drastic weight fluctuations and now her breasts aren't as perky as you'd expect on such a young girl. No big deal, but it's a fact.

her boobs aren't droopy, at least not in a bad way.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Cuckingfunt is an expert in all things breast and nipple related

[CuckingFunt]

her boobs aren't droopy, at least not in a bad way.I don't know why you're getting so defensive over someone else's breasts.

I never said they were droopy in a bad way.

[Spurminator]

:ttiwwp:



... oh wait, sorry, carry on.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

they are drooping in a mouth watering way

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

She just doesn't do it for me. If I were in a strip club and she was on stage 3 I'd wander over to stage 2 to see what's happening there.

No offense to the Lohan fans here.

[Spam]

Lindsay Lohan sucks ass

[johngateswhiteley]

I don't know why you're getting so defensive over someone else's breasts.

I never said they were droopy in a bad way.

the mention of the word droopy in relation to breasts is never a good or positive thing. who states breasts are droopy and infers they are nice? nobody. every girl would take a comment like that as an insult...period. that being said, we just disagree, its not a big deal...i just took note of it. oh, and also that (most likely) the people being overly critical of her are not half as good looking.

[MsMcGillyCutty]

Movies have made her attractive. Otherwise she's really just your average pretty girl.

[ShoogarBear]

:lol @ how defensive you are.

You realize you are not allowed by your standards to criticize any athlete or coach at the NCAA or pro level now?

[mrsmaalox]

But apparently when it comes to Lindsay, you leak jizz.

ohhh, I truly apologize for that.

Oh Shoog...because of you I had to perform the Heimlich on myself to dislodge the amaretto truffle that got stuck in mythroat while laughing. Shit, I almost died!!! :lmao

[baseline bum]

Not to sound like a "mean girl" but most of those photos are not flattering to Lindsey. In regards to the freckles, if it was her idea not to have those touched up/removed...good for her, go au natural. Be who you are girl.

http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0802/lindsay-lohan-nude-topless-ny-02.jpg

Looks good to me.

[johngateswhiteley]

:lol @ how defensive you are.

You realize you are not allowed by your standards to criticize any athlete or coach at the NCAA or pro level now?

1) i am not a critical person, but i will be critical from time to time if the situation calls for it

2) how do you know how good of an athlete i am? or what i have done?

...there is also a difference between relative criticism and outright criticism/putting people down.

[DieMrBond]

I don't get the debate - sure, Lohan is hot - if you like your girls to chain smoke, be covered in fly shit, and riddled with cocaine and other men's sperm.

Harsh, but a girl could be the best looking girl in the world, but if she treats herself like that - whats the point?

[peewee's lovechild]

Those pics are terrible. Marilyn was sexy and vulnerable and had this vitality that came across.

Lindsay looks like a freaking robot. It seems like they thought it would be sexy just because she's naked. There is just about zero sex appeal there - she looks completely detached from the pics. Nothing engaging or attractive about it.

And no - I'm not jealous or hating or any other ridiculous notion that someone wants to contribute. Those pics though - don't do it for me.

I think it's funny when people try to make Marilyn out to be something special.

She wasn't.

She was just someone with mediocre acting talent, at best. She was quite willing to take revealing pictures, and she died young.

That's it.

Nothing special.

[johngateswhiteley]

I think it's funny when people try to make Marilyn out to be something special.

She wasn't.

She was just someone with mediocre acting talent, at best. She was quite willing to take revealing pictures, and she died young.

That's it.

Nothing special.

i also agree with this, for the most part, and i don't find her particularly attractive. i think in a time where people were more conservative with sex and sexual content...she wasn't. props to her though, she found her niche and prospered.

[easjer]

I think it's funny when people try to make Marilyn out to be something special.

She wasn't.

She was just someone with mediocre acting talent, at best. She was quite willing to take revealing pictures, and she died young.

That's it.

Nothing special.


I'm not trying to make Marilyn out to be anything (though I disagree). Simply stating that when you compare the pics, there is no comparison. Marilyn's pics are 1,000 x better than Lindsay's. Lindsay may have the better body, but there is something human in Marilyn's pictures. There is something playful, open, engaging. There is emotion - there is humanity. Lindsay's pics are awful. There is no warmth, no emotion, no playfulness, and little sexuality or sensuality. I don't know if that is Lindsay's fault or the photographer's fault or both.

Simple standing there with a scarf isn't sexy or engaging, in the same way that Marilyn's pics were.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm not trying to make Marilyn out to be anything (though I disagree). Simply stating that when you compare the pics, there is no comparison. Marilyn's pics are 1,000 x better than Lindsay's. Lindsay may have the better body, but there is something human in Marilyn's pictures. There is something playful, open, engaging. There is emotion - there is humanity. Lindsay's pics are awful. There is no warmth, no emotion, no playfulness, and little sexuality or sensuality. I don't know if that is Lindsay's fault or the photographer's fault or both.

Simple standing there with a scarf isn't sexy or engaging, in the same way that Marilyn's pics were.

You only feel that way because Marilyn has been made into an icon.

But, seriously, in terms of photography, all Marilyn is doing is smiling into the camera. If that translates into "humanity", then we all probably have great works of art at home. In Lindsay's photos, there is an element of mystery.

I'll take mystery over someone just cheesing into a camera. Enigmatic aloofness makes for a better photo.

Having said all that, I don't think either woman's sets of photos qualifies as anything artistic at all. They're just a couple of chicks showing their wares.

Nothing more, nothing less.

[T Park]

I think it's funny when people try to make Marilyn out to be something special.

She wasn't.

She was just someone with mediocre acting talent, at best. She was quite willing to take revealing pictures, and she died young.

That's it.

Nothing special.


Shes the woman version of James Dean pretty much.

[samikeyp]

2) how do you know how good of an athlete i am? or what i have done?


That is true. At least JGW didn't go all E20 and drop the "I can beat anyone in the world under 6'3 in basketball"

:lol

[peewee's lovechild]

That is true. At least JGW didn't go all E20 and drop the "I can beat anyone in the world under 6'3 in basketball"

:lol

I kill anyone under 5'1" in basketball.

[anakha]

Lindsay Lohan sucks ass

Considering her reputation, I wouldn't be surprised at all.

...oh, you meant figuratively? :oops

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I'm not trying to make Marilyn out to be anything (though I disagree). Simply stating that when you compare the pics, there is no comparison. Marilyn's pics are 1,000 x better than Lindsay's. Lindsay may have the better body, but there is something human in Marilyn's pictures. There is something playful, open, engaging. There is emotion - there is humanity. Lindsay's pics are awful. There is no warmth, no emotion, no playfulness, and little sexuality or sensuality. I don't know if that is Lindsay's fault or the photographer's fault or both.

Simple standing there with a scarf isn't sexy or engaging, in the same way that Marilyn's pics were.


Marilyn's pics are far better.


Part of that may have to do with the photographer as well. I've seen Lindsay take better shots.

[MrChug]

Beautiful and sexy? Yes, but Marilyn you are NOT my dear.

Nice try though and yes...






:hitit:

[peewee's lovechild]

Beautiful and sexy? Yes, but Marilyn you are NOT my dear.

Nice try though and yes...






:hitit:


You're right, she's no Marilyn.

Marilyn was a size 12, or something like that.
Lindsay is more like a size 2, if that.

Marilyn would be considered fat by todays standards and you wouldn't even look twice her way.

[mrsmaalox]

Enigmatic aloofness makes for a better photo...

I just looked at the pics again and I still think the Marilyn pics have more charm or "life". That "enigmatic aloofness" quality in Lohan's pics is a bit "cadaver-ish". And she appears to be channeling a bit more Amy Winehouse than Marilyn Monroe.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just looked at the pics again and I still think the Marilyn pics have more charm or "life". That "enigmatic aloofness" quality in Lohan's pics is a bit "cadaver-ish". And she appears to be channeling a bit more Amy Winehouse than Marilyn Monroe.

Because Amy Whinehouse has such a good body right now.

How very topical of you.

[mrsmaalox]

Because Amy Whinehouse has such a good body right now.

How very topical of you.

No dummy, I mean the aura and the spirit, not the look! Isn't that what "channeling" means anyway? When I witnessed JZ Knight channel Ramtha, she didn't look anything like him. But he's an entity, so who knows what he really looks like! :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

The added new pics here:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/02/20/lindsay-lohans-nude-mari_n_87635.html


I think it's photo 10-14 that are new.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

She has that certain dirty look to her, which is a good thing.

And those shots are all over the board.