What does Jason Richardson's dick taste like?

[Shank]

Ask Manu. He knows. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2DHNLPtW7Q)

[hater]

or we can ask your mom

[Sec24Row7]

It tastes like the Maverick's shit.

[Shank]

or we can ask your mom

My mom's dead, dude.

[monosylab1k]

or we can ask your mom
clever

[monosylab1k]

It tastes like the Maverick's shit.
not quite as clever

[thispego]

not quite as clever
hahha, nah that was a good one

[Amarelooms]

Ask Manu. He knows. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2DHNLPtW7Q)

NASTY.....Manu got OWNED....worst facial ever :elephant

[DazedAndConfused]

someone needs to make a GIF of this already

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I admit it.
Manu just got shitted all over by J-Rich.

[cornbread]

What does Jason Richardson's dick taste like?
Like the Mavs 2007 playoffs hopes and dreams?

[JamStone]

The responses in this thread are far more entertaining the youtube clip.

[BonnerDynasty]

Like the Mavs 2007 playoffs hopes and dreams?

:lol

[Allanon]

Gotta admit, I had a good laugh when I saw the title.

Manu did get obliterated in that play but practically every NBA player gets obliterated in his career.... some more than others

:blah :lol

[z0sa]

It tastes like the Maverick's shit.

:lol :drunk :lol :lol :lol

[LakeShow]

That's ridiculous, Pussy's dont taste Dick, they know how it feels though.

[E20]

Look at Richardson cry HELP like a little bitch:
uW16-SbpCdU

[Amarelooms]

Look at Richardson cry HELP like a little bitch:
uW16-SbpCdU

Manu still got deep throated :elephant

[ancestron]

At least Ginobili has the balls to step in there and try to take the charge, most guys would have just gotten out of the way.

A pretty bad facial nonetheless. Lol Ginobili.

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

Dunk = 2 points

Layup = 2 points

Ugly mid-range jumper = 2 points

Manu Ginobili = 3 NBA Champion Rings, 1 Olympic Gold Medal, 1 Euroleague, among other titles.

Jason Richardson = Dunk Contest Champion.

[dirk4mvp]

Dunk = 2 points

Layup = 2 points

Ugly mid-range jumper = 2 points

Manu Ginobili = 3 NBA Champion Rings, 1 Olympic Gold Medal, 1 Euroleague, among other titles.

Jason Richardson = Dunk Contest Champion.

I like how people bring this shit up because their vagina hurts over their favorite player getting dunked on.

[nkdlunch]

Ask Manu. He knows. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2DHNLPtW7Q)

Dirk would know but it's hard to taste one dick when you got 2 other dicks in your mouth at the same time. Baron Davis and Stephen Jackson's

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I like how people bring this shit up because their vagina hurts over their favorite player getting dunked on.
I agree. :lol

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

I like how people bring this shit up because their vagina hurts over their favorite player getting dunked on.

No...I truly believe dunking is overrated. To me 2 points for the Spurs, whether it's a dunk by Manu over Diop, a Duncan bank shot, a layup by Oberto or a Bonner brick....they are all the same. 2 is 2 in maths.

I honestly mean it, I don't watch the Dunk Contest or the All Star Weekend. All that entertainment if far away from the sport of basketball. It's far more interesting to see whether a team is playing box and one defense or triangle and two, if their motion offense is flex, etc.

But I guess that's boring stuff...

[cheguevara]

:lol

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[Shank]

What does any of this have to do with the Mavericks, you fucking moron? Oh, I get it - it's because their my favorite team and you think you'd deflect to make yourself feel better.

All the same - J-Rich facefucked Manu. Which you have to admit is pretty difficult with that huge fucking Muppet nose in the way.

[Shank]

What does any of this have to do with the Mavericks, you fucking moron? Oh, I get it - it's because they're my favorite team and you think you'd deflect to make yourself feel better.

All the same - J-Rich facefucked Manu. Which you have to admit is pretty difficult with that huge fucking Muppet nose in the way.

[cheguevara]

LMAO at mavfan getting mad and double posting :lol

[Shank]

LMAO at mavfan getting mad and double posting :lol

If that's what makes you laugh, then I suggest you stop watching your Carlos Mencia tapes and get out to find some real humor. Tu comprende, faggot?

I'm not mad at all. Are you? Please explain why you'd post videos involving the Mavericks and the All-Star Game. I'd love to read your rationale on why you'd bring up something that had nothing to do with the original post.

[cheguevara]

it has to do a lot with the original post.

#1 Mavs know what the entire 2007 Warriors team dicks taste like
#2 Dirk has had more nuts on his head than Manu ever will
#3 a mavfan posting this too funny

[Kriz-Maxima]

What is it with Dallas fans and the word faggot. Damn they sure love to use it.

[Shank]

it has to do a lot with the original post.

#1 Mavs know what the entire 2007 Warriors team dicks taste like
#2 Dirk has had more nuts on his head than Manu ever will
#3 a mavfan posting this too funny

1. The Spurs were playing the Bobcats. Nowhere in the video were the 2007 Mavericks. Admit your boy got his shit dunked on and go on.
2. I can't seem to pick Dirk out in the video of Richardson shoving his cock down Manu's throat. Care to point that out?
3. And yes it is. That's why I posted it.

Now go watch Univision and shut the fuck up.

[nkdlunch]

Yes Manu got his shit dunked on. Happy now?

DUncan has a lot of dunks of him as well. Please post them if it makes you feel better.



or we can ask your mom


It tastes like the Maverick's shit.


Like the Mavs 2007 playoffs hopes and dreams?


:lmao :lmao

great responses. I tell you, this board would be boring without dumbass mavfans to make fun of. :lol

[z0sa]

What does any of this have to do with the Mavericks, you fucking moron? Oh, I get it - it's because their my favorite team and you think you'd deflect to make yourself feel better.

All the same - J-Rich facefucked Manu. Which you have to admit is pretty difficult with that huge fucking Muppet nose in the way.

Manu might have gotten facefucked on one play, but J-Rich (and all the other warriors) made a habit of doing that to your team during last years season and playoffs :lol

and at least manu had the balls to step up and take it, something your entire team is lacking

[monosylab1k]

How does Spur Fan know what the Mavericks' shit tastes like? Oh yeah, they got a big fucking mouthful of it in 2006. That's right.

[ElNono]

Everybody can get dunked on by an athletic guy like JRich. It sucks, but it happens.
What's pathetic is to be 7 feet tall and get dunked on by Matt fucking Barnes, and then try to justify it by claiming that Barnes is a stud.

[z0sa]

How does Spur Fan know what the Mavericks' shit tastes like? Oh yeah, they got a big fucking mouthful of it in 2006. That's right.

the mavericks equivalent to winning a championship.

[cheguevara]

How does Spur Fan know what the Mavericks' shit tastes like? Oh yeah, they got a big fucking mouthful of it in 2006. That's right.

yet since that time in 2006 Spurs got one more championship while dallas choked on major dick 2 years in a row

:lol

[Shank]

the mavericks equivalent to winning a championship.

Says who?

[monosylab1k]

yet since that time in 2006 Spurs got one more championship while dallas choked on major dick 2 years in a row

:lol
absolutely true. and J-Rich still facefucked Manu and the Mavs still shoved the Spurs faces in some high methane Dallas shit in 2006.

it is what it is. Spurs still > Mavs.

[Shank]

yet since that time in 2006 Spurs got one more championship while dallas choked on major dick 2 years in a row

:lol

Spurs have never won a championship. If they did, then every Spurs fan would quickly run to it to back up every argument because they can't come up with anything else. It's never happened.

[cheguevara]

Spurs have never won a championship. If they did, then every Spurs fan would quickly run to it to back up every argument because they can't come up with anything else. It's never happened.

now u getting it. because only championships matter.

fancy dunks and 60 plus wins don't.

[z0sa]

absolutely true. and J-Rich still facefucked Manu and the Mavs still shoved the Spurs faces in some high methane Dallas shit in 2006.

it is what it is. Spurs still > Mavs.

while the last sentence is true, i wouldnt call nearly losing a 3-1 lead and having game 7 go into OT would be "shoving the spurs faces in high methane dallas shit."

thats more like a gentle dallas(?) steamer on the chest.

[z0sa]

Says who?

implies every mavs fan who uses their victory in 2006 to prove any kind of point


now u getting it. because only championships matter.

fancy dunks and 60 plus wins don't.

:tu

when you win it all 4 times in the same era, you get to use those championships as a fall back for essentially every argument :smokin

[Shank]

now u getting it. because only championships matter.

fancy dunks and 60 plus wins don't.

Championships still didn't prevent Richardson's Alabama Black Snake from taking a tour of Manu's trachea on that dunk.

[monosylab1k]

implies every mavs fan who uses their victory in 2006 to prove any kind of point
and what does it say when a spurs fan uses a 1st round series in 2007 they didn't even play in to prove theirs?

[cheguevara]

Championships still didn't prevent Richardson's Alabama Black Snake from taking a tour of Manu's trachea on that dunk.

coming from a fan of Dirk, a player who's tasted more nuts than Alvin and the chipmunks

[Shank]

coming from a fan of Dirk, a player who's tasted more nuts than Alvin and the chipmunks

Jesus, that was weak.

[cheguevara]

Jesus, that was weak.

I know, very weak for a 7 foot german

[z0sa]

and what does it say when a spurs fan uses a 1st round series in 2007 they didn't even play in to prove theirs?

example?

[Shank]

I know, very weak for a 7 foot german

Wow - the hits never stop coming from you, do they? It's just one witty zinger after another.

[Shank]

example?

Your own post #34 in this thread happens to be one.

[ElNono]

We won by 20. Who gives a shit if Manu got dunked on? Oh, wait. This is a Mavs fan.

[z0sa]

and what does it say when a spurs fan uses a 1st round series in 2007 they didn't even play in to prove theirs?

if you're talking about post #34...

honestly, if "Mav Fans" can only dish it with an entire thread about JASON RICHARDSON of all people, then you can take it back in the same context.

oh and, I didnt use it to prove a point.

I used it to state a fact.

[Shank]

Yeah, ignore the fact that you tried to call someone out and got your shit thrown right back into your face.

[z0sa]

Yeah, ignore the fact that you tried to call someone out and got your shit thrown right back into your face.

????

[MrChug]

or we can ask your mom

I think that's a MUCH better option. She has the patent on how to absorb the exact taste of the testicular region, the taint, the shaft, the head, AS WELL AS the ejaculate. Nice recommendation hater! :spin

[nkdlunch]

:lmao

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Never ceases to amaze me how someone can be so completely owned like Skank over there and not even realize it...

[Findog]

Manu got posterized, who cares? Dirk had the same happen to him by Bron Bron. Only reason to post it is because Manu got laid out instead of holding his ground and J-Rich swaggered over him. It happens, get over it. Nobody is saying anything about the respective differences in hardware between the two franchises, other than overly-sensitive Spurs fans.

[z0sa]

you find it hard to believe spurs fans on a spurs board are going to bring up the fact we're the defending champions often?

why is it so bad to bring up our hardware differences? does it make you feel lost and empty inside? jealous? angry? If there's no problem ...

honestly, I don't see it.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

What Mavs fans don't get is that the only reason Spurs fans bring up hardware difference is to help Mavs fans remember, that's all. I mean, by the way they throw shit around in here, you'd think Mavs fans have developed amnesia.

Its for your own good kids. Like a public service announcement. Our cure for your ills.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Why would someone be jealous or angry of team winning a title? We are just fans not players? Basketball is entertainment and it doesn't dictate people's lives? It's not like anyone on here works for the Mavs?you're being sarcastic, right?

[z0sa]

Why would someone be jealous or angry of team winning a title? We are just fans not players? Basketball is entertainment and it doesn't dictate people's lives? It's not like anyone on here works for the Mavs?

I'm not sure if I follow you.

So ...

:elephant

[Findog]

you find it hard to believe spurs fans on a spurs board are going to bring up the fact we're the defending champions often?

why is it so bad to bring up our hardware differences? does it make you feel lost and empty inside? jealous? angry? If there's no problem ...

honestly, I don't see it.

In this context, it just seems a little sensitive. OP posted a youtube clip of a sick posterization, he wasn't calling out the Spurs at all or questioning their title supremacy. From there it degenerated into a poo-flinging name-calling contest, probably the fault of both sides.

I'm not a board nanny, write what you like. And it has nothing to do with jealousy, I root for my team for probably the same reason you root for yours, geographical proximity...

[z0sa]

its not about he said she said, but don't call out the 'oversensitive' spurs fans and not your own mav fans who are just as guilty according to you.

and while raised on the spurs because I live in SA, I actually was not a huge spurs fan til they got Tim. Call me a bandwagoner but its true - however, unlike most, I was a fan of his even before he was drafted by the spurs; the spurs drafting him was like a dream come true.

random q: how many people live in Dallas?

[Findog]

its not about he said she said, but don't call out the 'oversensitive' spurs fans and not your own mav fans who are just as guilty according to you.

Oh, Shank and mono like to spar, no denying that. I think it's mostly in good fun, rarely have I gotten genuinely pissed at something I've read on here. It's a Spurs board, so it's a little unrealistic to come here expecting people to praise the Mavs.




random q: how many people live in Dallas?

City limits? I dunno, a little over a million people?

[Sense]

What does any of this have to do with the Mavericks, you fucking moron? Oh, I get it - it's because their my favorite team and you think you'd deflect to make yourself feel better.

All the same - J-Rich facefucked Manu. Which you have to admit is pretty difficult with that huge fucking Muppet nose in the way.



lmao che just owned you

[z0sa]

Oh, Shank and mono like to spar, no denying that. I think it's mostly in good fun, rarely have I gotten genuinely pissed at something I've read on here. It's a Spurs board, so it's a little unrealistic to come here expecting people to praise the Mavs.

Agreed. Honestly, you're one of the mav fans i can stand, take it as you may.

But spurs fans are going to bring up their team's hardware :toast

and 1.2 million people live in dallas. reason I ask was I always thought it was larger than san antonio but theyre about the same. However, the Dallas-Fortworth-Arlington area has 6 million, far more than us.

random knowledgeable thing for today :reading :elephant

[Jason_Terry]

Spur fans couldn't shut up about Manu dunking on Yao in a game they lost. It was a big deal and "OMG YAO GOT FUCKED LOL!!!" a few months ago.

Where was this "it's no big deal" attitude back then.

[Shank]

My favorite part of Spurstalk is when douchebags come in near the end of a thread and proceed to say someone "owned" someone else without a reason why. And - get this - it's always a Spursheep supporting another. Imagine that. None of you can think for yourselves.

[hater]

damn shank got used like a cheap whore throughout this thread

[Shank]

damn shank got used like a cheap whore throughout this thread

Schtick.

[Budkin]

As much of a Manu fan as I am I can still admit it was a sick fucking dunk and Manu got his ass posterized. I still liked his effort in getting back though.

[Kriz-Maxima]

The only purpose of this thread was to provoke that reaction. Go to a Mavs forum under the name of a Spur fan and post a video of Dirk getting dunked on. I bet they wont go "wow awesome dunk" "Dirk got owned".

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

Shut the FUCK UP!!!!

I've gotta admit it. I was amazed (or should I say "owned"?) by that answer. It's surprisingly elaborated. Coming from a Lakers fan, it's the equivalent of Wiliiam Shakespeare's Hamlet.

[ancestron]

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