Witless Protection

[monosylab1k]

why?

[monosylab1k]

This is a joke on the previews for this movie.

"Are you insane?"
"No, I'm Larry!"

That's a line they're using to entice the public to watch that piece of shit.

[monosylab1k]

Larry The Cable Guy is so bad ass.

[Xylus]

The humor of Larry the Cable Guy is completely lost on me.

[monosylab1k]

Larry The Cable Guy is so awful that Dane Cook looks mediocre in comparison.

[Xylus]

Larry The Cable Guy is so awful that Dane Cook looks mediocre in comparison.
That's going a little too far.

Dane Cook is terrible by any standard.

[monosylab1k]

That's going a little too far.

Dane Cook is terrible by any standard.
haha yes that's true.

Larry The Cable Guy is horrible, but Dane Cook is literally THE WORST.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Hell, I heard on the news yesterday that some studio has bought the rights to develop several Parker Bros. boards games, including Monopoly, into feature length films.

I can at least crasp how someone in Hollywood can look at the kind of money that the Blue Collar Comedy Tour made and say, "Hmmm, Larry the Cable Guy is fairly well known and liked by segments of the population. Late winter is always a weak movie season. Let's slap something together and we could have even odds of making money on this." But Monopoly? What the fuck?

[Evan]

Probbaly cost 10 mil to make and they will triple their money.

I don't get it…but it works...

What's worse is someone got "Get R Done" tattooed on their back. Can't find the pic.

[to21]

The humor of Larry the Cable Guy is completely lost on me.You don't like red neck humor?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLsWPFsADUg

[monosylab1k]

the funniest thing about LTCG is the fact that he's actually from Nebraska and has a Fargo accent.

[Spurminator]

Hell, I heard on the news yesterday that some studio has bought the rights to develop several Parker Bros. boards games, including Monopoly, into feature length films.

I can at least crasp how someone in Hollywood can look at the kind of money that the Blue Collar Comedy Tour made and say, "Hmmm, Larry the Cable Guy is fairly well known and liked by segments of the population. Late winter is always a weak movie season. Let's slap something together and we could have even odds of making money on this." But Monopoly? What the fuck?


If they get Peter Jackson to direct that it's going to be 22 hours long.

[monosylab1k]

If they get Peter Jackson to direct that it's going to be 22 hours long.
Dinosaurs and walking trees will terrorize Park Place.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

If they get Peter Jackson to direct that it's going to be 22 hours long.
And still shorter than your average game of Monopoly. I guess they'll tell the tale of how that monocle wearing mother fucker must race across the eastern seaboard in his little silver car while being pursued by a Scottie dog the size of a SUV.

[peewee's lovechild]

That "winded walrus" joke makes me want to puke everytime I hear it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh, and Evan's sig kicks ass.

Eventhough it looks like Vader and Kenobi are slapping each other's cocks in their fight scene.

[Evan]

Oh, and Evan's sig kicks ass.

Eventhough it looks like Vader and Kenobi are slapping each other's cocks in their fight scene.

Thank you sir!

And who says they aren't? :elephant

[Spurminator]

And still shorter than your average game of Monopoly. I guess they'll tell the tale of how that monocle wearing mother fucker must race across the eastern seaboard in his little silver car while being pursued by a Scottie dog the size of a SUV.


...and that's just part 1.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

...and that's just part 1.
There will be a show stopping action sequence where Liv Tyler gets him to the other side of the tracks just in time and the cannon that's chasing them gets wiped out by the 8:15 Reading Railroad. It ends with him getting caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. He's sent straight to jail while neither crossing "Go" or collecting his $200.

Part 2 would follow the plight of his loyal tophat and thimble as they desperately try to roll doubles to free their friend. When that fails they hijack a battleship to sail away to find a Get out of Jail free card.

[E20]

I've always liked Jim Carey as Larry in the Cable Guy, don't know what's wrong with that.

[CuckingFunt]

I would totally pay to see the Monopoly movie as described in this thread.

[degenerate_gambler]

haha yes that's true.

Larry The Cable Guy is horrible, but Dane Cook is literally THE WORST.


can we include carlos mencia for the trifecta?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

And there's the cast list for the Monopoly movie.

[Spurminator]

Gun to your head and having to choose one, would you rather watch this movie or The Hottie and the Nottie?



I'd take the bullet.

[monosylab1k]

Gun to your head and having to choose one, would you rather watch this movie or The Hottie and the Nottie?



I'd take the bullet.
same scenario but you have to choose a standup dvd of Dane Cook, Mencia, or Larry The Cable Guy?

again, the bullet is the only reasonable choice.

[Trainwreck2100]

There will be a show stopping action sequence where Liv Tyler gets him to the other side of the tracks just in time and the cannon that's chasing them gets wiped out by the 8:15 Reading Railroad. It ends with him getting caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. He's sent straight to jail while neither crossing "Go" or collecting his $200.

Part 2 would follow the plight of his loyal tophat and thimble as they desperately try to roll doubles to free their friend. When that fails they hijack a battleship to sail away to find a Get out of Jail free card.

I always imagined a plot of a lone horseman rising above the pressures of Baltic Ave. and using the $10 he won on a beauty contest to achieve his dream of moving on up to Boardwalk.

[Trainwreck2100]

same scenario but you have to choose a standup dvd of Dane Cook, Mencia, or Larry The Cable Guy?

again, the bullet is the only reasonable choice.


I'd watch Mencia's his jokes are funny when they were told to us before by better comics

[samikeyp]

I like Ron White and Bill Engvall and I can even deal with Foxworthy but when Larry gets on stage, I change the channel.

[Xylus]

I like Ron White and Bill Engvall and I can even deal with Foxworthy but when Larry gets on stage, I change the channel.
Ron White is a very funny guy, and doesn't seem to fit in with the rest of that Blue Collar humor.