sribb43
02-24-2008, 08:58 PM
taken from poster Rasheeds Big White Spot at DB.com
BRANDON BASS DRINKING GAME INSTRUCTIONS
Each time Brandon Bass accomplishes the following, do the corresponding activity:
-For each soft layup attempt -- take a shot of tequila
-For each missed layup -- take a shot of gasoline
-For each blocked dunk attempt -- chug a Heineken and make out with the ugly chick at the party
-For each unchallenged missed dunk attempt -- chug a Colt 45 and make out with your friend, Bruce
-For each weak fade-away jumpshot -- mix your alcohols and drunk dial your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend
-For each blocked fade-away jumpshot -- mix your alcohols with lighter fluid and drunk dial your mom
-For each time his man blows past him on offense -- do a keg stand and proclaim that you are the most endowed man at the bar
-For each time he doesn't even know who his man is -- do a keg stand and prove that you're not
-For each lost rebound to someone under 6 ft -- drink a Long Island Ice Tea and proclaim that _________ (KKK, Nazis, Al Queda) are simply misunderstood
-For each time Bass makes you long for Juwan Howard to enter -- take a shot of your drink of choice and beat yourself senseless like Edward Norton in Fight Club
WARNING: PARTICIPANT MUST HAVE AVAILABLE A PARAMEDIC AND POSSIBLY A BAIL BONDSMAN
BRANDON BASS DRINKING GAME INSTRUCTIONS
Each time Brandon Bass accomplishes the following, do the corresponding activity:
-For each soft layup attempt -- take a shot of tequila
-For each missed layup -- take a shot of gasoline
-For each blocked dunk attempt -- chug a Heineken and make out with the ugly chick at the party
-For each unchallenged missed dunk attempt -- chug a Colt 45 and make out with your friend, Bruce
-For each weak fade-away jumpshot -- mix your alcohols and drunk dial your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend
-For each blocked fade-away jumpshot -- mix your alcohols with lighter fluid and drunk dial your mom
-For each time his man blows past him on offense -- do a keg stand and proclaim that you are the most endowed man at the bar
-For each time he doesn't even know who his man is -- do a keg stand and prove that you're not
-For each lost rebound to someone under 6 ft -- drink a Long Island Ice Tea and proclaim that _________ (KKK, Nazis, Al Queda) are simply misunderstood
-For each time Bass makes you long for Juwan Howard to enter -- take a shot of your drink of choice and beat yourself senseless like Edward Norton in Fight Club
WARNING: PARTICIPANT MUST HAVE AVAILABLE A PARAMEDIC AND POSSIBLY A BAIL BONDSMAN